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by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:04 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: T1B's Hall Of Fame inductees...
Replies: 120
Views: 8191

I think prolly Cuda, Dins, Van, Cicero, even with a dash of MVscal thrown in.

Some of the humour and idiocy benefactors around here. :D
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2754

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:now, if you can work on the text portion of your posts, you'll be on the right track
Miracle thread is in the Theology forum, I suggest you start there. :wink:
:D
When are you going to change your avatar back, anyway?
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:17 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: T1B's Hall Of Fame inductees...
Replies: 120
Views: 8191

I think most of us would be more interested in the Hall of Shame inductions. 1. RTS - given several new chances here, he reverted to form each and every time. He's on speaking terms with as many of your bosses as possible. 2. Crown/Sissyroo - an absolute sponge for abuse. Twat Bitch never saw a bea...
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2754

PSUFAN wrote:now, if you can work on the text portion of your posts, you'll be on the right track
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Is it just me or does this one somehow bear a striking resemblance to Joan Cusack?
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2754

Re: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)

BSmack wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:I'm starting to get really antsy.
There are some fine antibiotic creams that can help with that.
:D That made me laugh.

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by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9 Days Til Vegas(?!)
Replies: 41
Views: 2754

9 Days Til Vegas(?!)

I'm starting to get really antsy. Bellagio and Wynn. The good news is, its just going to be the two of us. We're going to have a big party over Labor Day weekend for family and friends. I seriously can't wait, although I HATE hot weather, and I know its going to be scorching there. Yuck. Edit: Sorry...
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: findyourspot.com
Replies: 68
Views: 3899

Cicero wrote:Well, I'll be hot damn:

1) Tampa, FL :D
2) Orlando, FL
3) Houston, TX
4) Charleston, SC
5) Dallas, TX
6) Memphis, TN
7) Austin, TX
8) San Antonio, TX
9) West Palm Beach, FL
10) Oklahoma City, OK
11) Louisville, KY
12) Jacksonville, FL

Precisely.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: findyourspot.com
Replies: 68
Views: 3899

Ironic, it is, that PrimeX asked about lactating. I was looking up Denver and they have the exhibit listed:

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by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: findyourspot.com
Replies: 68
Views: 3899

Dinsdale wrote:
PrimeX wrote:Moos? Are you lactating?

A little...
That kind of made me laugh.

I'm down with one of yours, completely, Dins

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by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: findyourspot.com
Replies: 68
Views: 3899

Ironic - the only person I have any cities in common with is Trev. 1. Denver Colorado 2. Carlisle, Pennsylvania 3. Salt Lake City, Utah 4. Minneapolis-St. Paul, MN 5. Cincinnati, Ohio 6. Cleveland, Ohio 7. Omaha, Nebraska 8. Indianapolis, IN 9. Columbus, Ohio 10. St. Louis, MO 11. Toledo, Ohio 12. P...
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: big pussy?
Replies: 65
Views: 1751

1. She has a video of her sucking cock on the internet and widely downloaded. 2. She is dumber than a pile of dogshit. 3. She had a bulmic heroin addict for a best friend. Rayduh James? Oh, wait -- her "best friend" was a little on the plump side. Nevermind. WAS being the operative word h...
by lk_pick1
Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4344

You changed my post. :D

Hey, when can we start posting personal stuff, anyway?

Its okay to flame on me for black eyes, delete and edit my posts, but not give one bit of shit to someone here who is a Registered Sex Offender. What gives?
by lk_pick1
Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4344

My happy sordid clambake is down.
by lk_pick1
Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4344

"The Big Clown Head" is the ghastly image you see staring back at you from the mirror. That's funny! See, there's some original smack around here. You just need to know where to look for it. I'm still waiting for Orcinus to come back with something here. RSO RSO RSO I don't forget anythin...
by lk_pick1
Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4344

So LK-Rondo lives on a golf course? Is that near the windmill or the fiberglass chicken? The big clown head? (I've never played miniature golf before, so I'm going off movie guessing here) Edit: Still waiting for Orcinus to bring his genius six year old pathetic smack to the table. How's that RSO w...
by lk_pick1
Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4344

"Shut The Fuck Up Already" seems to have lost all æffect on you, picker. To you, that must just be "background noise" Of course, so must be the sound similar to a ham hitting a chopping block. You hear that whenever your boyfriend-du-jour gets tired of producing the former backg...
by lk_pick1
Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4344

Orcinus, do yourself a favor, as well as the rest of us.

Get yourself in a car, maybe bring along a couple of Excelsior Springs troll types -

Then, pull into a storage unit big enough to fit said car. Close unit door.

Leave car running.
by lk_pick1
Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4344

Cuda's a liberal too?

Fester, you get a plastic spider ring.

Yawn...
by lk_pick1
Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4344

This board is still boring as fuck, though. Leave. Seriously. You're obviously too fucking stupid to understand the difference between smack and genuine contempt for your tedious inanity. C'mon, leftie, you can do better than that. Maybe you can bring some frig dolly, jhawk, broken face smack. Seri...
by lk_pick1
Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4344

At least Dinsy knows how to make a weak attempt at smack.

Hey, in 16 more days, I will no longer be Pick. I'll have to look for a new name.

This board is still boring as fuck, though.
by lk_pick1
Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4344

Cuda wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:
Got it.
What, crabs?
No, just a bad rash. I think I'm allergic.
by lk_pick1
Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4344

Dinsdale wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:Hey, get them to let me back in over at the other side and you can be rid of me for a while.
You weren't suppose to actually raise your hand and yell "AYE!"


Getting outsmarted by Cuda isn't something to put on your resume.
Got it.
by lk_pick1
Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Replies: 83
Views: 4344

Hey, get them to let me back in over at the other side and you can be rid of me for a while.
by lk_pick1
Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Okay, Martyred and Euro might be on to something...
Replies: 8
Views: 302

Almost any time a company is incorporated with a fictitious name, it is a Delaware corporation.
by lk_pick1
Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Good Deeds
Replies: 21
Views: 613

Good for you, Patsy. Many props!!!
by lk_pick1
Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:21 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Redemption has been requested....
Replies: 14
Views: 715

Just saw that.

The better half is looking forward, once again, to your college football forums. Quite the good read.

Too bad we don't have a computer in the bathroom.
by lk_pick1
Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hurricane Chris
Replies: 17
Views: 807

The person I live with said, "They are cheering me in the streets of Miami right now."
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Funny, but I always thought it'd be Diamond Dave, not EVH...
Replies: 149
Views: 4499

The thing with Prince is that he can actually play some serious guitar. His lyrics back then made you want to do nasty things. Think about it. There's a reason Darling Nikki has been remade and hit charts all over again. How did/do women find him sexy? Read above statement. I love Evita. I thought s...
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Funny, but I always thought it'd be Diamond Dave, not EVH...
Replies: 149
Views: 4499

You state that Madonna is unrackable. Think about her net worth. Think about the way she was able to "re-invent herself". People still have that bizarre curiosity about her. Wendy O is dead. Cyndi Lauper - gone by the wayside, basically. Pat Benatar, who actually had (or has) serious talen...
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: * New Policy *
Replies: 37
Views: 1796

Wrong. Simply just wrong.

and BSmack, until you lose that avatar, you are CUTE CUTE CUTE.

Nobody has an answer for this. I love it.

Due diligence sux.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: * New Policy *
Replies: 37
Views: 1796

Still processing. Seriously, now that I'm not "allowed" to post anywhere, what's the point of leaving a message on my phone at home "Hey, LK you need to respond on .net HI WINK. (click)" Huh? I don't call it out. Got home late, listened to messages on the machine. Looked, tried t...
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Got My Jeopardy Notice Today
Replies: 14
Views: 933

Re: Got My Jeopardy Notice Today

Mikey wrote:Must have done OK on the on-line test. My audition is Sep 7 in Culver City.

Be sure to send me out some trivia vibes on that day.

TIA
RACK! I hope you beat out KJ. He turned into a jerkwad.
by lk_pick1
Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: * New Policy *
Replies: 37
Views: 1796

as Tuesdays are Mickey's All day Two Fers. Careful. Drunk people have been known to react rather violently at first sight of a sasquatch. There could be broken glass, pool cues, hot chicken wings...you must know I only have your safety in mind. At least I know who left the funny message. THAT was f...
by lk_pick1
Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question for the Lawyers
Replies: 18
Views: 454

mvscal wrote:Amazing. A liberal who has absolutely no idea what the fuck he's talking about. That's something you don't see every day.

:meds:

Fucking A. Rack!
by lk_pick1
Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: * New Policy *
Replies: 37
Views: 1796

I just asked where she was. I didn't know they were married. Didn't mean to strike a nerve. How is the Elks club talking trash? I don't get it. and you'll be rid of me quite soon. I'm just waiting for the better half to get ready. Actually, you'll prolly be rid of me for quite a while this evening, ...
by lk_pick1
Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: * New Policy *
Replies: 37
Views: 1796

Speaking of -

Whatever happened to NoCalSnowGirl (I can't remember how she had it)?

She was the credit card chick, right?

I heard she was actually married to Russ or some shit like that.
by lk_pick1
Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FOR SALE - It Will Be The Best BBQ Sauce You've Ever Had
Replies: 90
Views: 4273

:oops: I like mead.
by lk_pick1
Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2006 DEATH POOL STANDINGS...AND OTHER SMACK
Replies: 15
Views: 845

Cuda wrote:Image

l to r: PUSFAN, Cuda's pant-leg
OH MY GOD, CUDA, that puppy is adorable!
by lk_pick1
Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:33 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Dins...
Replies: 188
Views: 10048

See, this is smack.

Even with psu's weak attempts.
by lk_pick1
Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: * New Policy *
Replies: 37
Views: 1796

IndyFrisco wrote:Does this give pick :bode:?
Nah, getting banned at another board for threads from here does, though.

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