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OK, I am turning into one of those sooooooooo not right people, because I actually found that amusing.

Right above my belly button, that's where they are.

No, not that I didn't try, but no.

Why would you not want to post your pics or vital stats?

Hell, I've told my life story. All fifteen versions, and posted pics.

I"m getting used to being called Lana today, rather than my name. God love my lazy family.

Is that you in your latest acting gig in your avatar?

was pontificating* in the back yard *urinating , when it suddenly arrived at me that im the best dad and husband ever. actually, then i startedc comtemplating how good am i at the two mang jobs i have. the third being a carpenter, im fucking gorgeous. Mother, I'm a 7; Paralegal, I am an 8 husband: ...

Now that I've commenced Keteling myself,

ween tat; snark and woofoo dinsy beer.

HOW MUCH FUN IS THAT TO SAY!!!

I think you shouldn't discuss people who aren't around to defend themselves, or are incapable, like I am.

jtr wrote:

lk_pick1 wrote:Showing my boobs would most DEFINITELY get me banned from all message boards, for life. Trust me on this one. My waist is a 38 DD.

What's wrong with that?

Its bad, dude, I'm old.

Showing my boobs would most DEFINITELY get me banned from all message boards, for life. Trust me on this one. My waist is a 38 DD.

I like the "crack whore"


Can you tell that I'm bored?

Why did Teaching Ms. Tingle pop in my head?

Oh wait, I'm over here with the Tom Cruise Fanatics.

What's it take, other than living in the current century?

Now, how the heck would that work for us, here?

Did you know that Rob Schneider took lessons from Willie Mays (sp) for this movie, as well as from Barry Bonds?

Also, John Lovitz used to play baseball, minor leagues or something like that.

I love that Heder dude.

I'm looking forward to seeing it.

Gotta agree about Two and a Half Men, definitely, along with the Monday night How I Met Your Mother. We love those two.

Also My Name is Earl and Everybody Hates Chris (not sure if that counts because its UPN)

You obviously haven't seen My Name Is Earl.

That, I can relate to.


I just don't get the humour in The Office.

Nothing compares to Seinfeld, you must be the Anti-Christ.

e wrote:Hayes in KC
Wheel Inn in Sedalia MO home of the Goober Burger

RACK, I've eaten at the Wheel Inn before!


Hayes, you think?


Town Topic, bar none.

Since my boss is a sole practitioner in his seventies, who basically spends no time at the office, I'm there by myself most of the time. Why, then, did he purchase a building with six other offices? Does he rent space to other attorneys? Yes, he and his former partner did the sublet thing. Mr. h ha...

What's a fonque? and I am sooo glad you guys keep bringing Bill up. A friend of mine bought a pretty cool club and I think he'd enjoy jamming with some of the bands there. I'm gonna call him and see if he's still working at MAS & tell him about it & see if he'd like to go with the bf and I t...

Bowling ball grip followed by backwards pony. It was great!

Weak attempt at smack. Keep trying.

Since my boss is a sole practitioner in his seventies, who basically spends no time at the office, I'm there by myself most of the time.

I can tell you what the bf and I did on the big granite conference room table and go into details if you'd like.

Never got the op to bone a troll, unfortunately. Really? There's some rather persistant rumors around here to the contrary. Well, considering that this is a message board, and the only interaction with any trolls I've had within the past three years has been Katy, those are obviously some crucially...

Never got the op to bone a troll, unfortunately. Although, Bill was definitely blessed with the looks factor, KC Scott has a wife, all the others live way far away, I might have tried it at one time or another. Hey, and I'm making women look just as at fault as men. I drive him crazy with the phone ...

That little pic in your sig with the lady carrying whatever that is is kind of cute, in an odd way. Another prime example: My boss bought the building his office has been in 40 years ago. 1. Beautiful office, one of the most beautiful law offices I've worked in. I like the giant doorways and rich wo...

First of all, will there be a prenup? Second of all, marriage is not at all a bad thing. Its the divorce part that's killer. See, and there's the problem. So many of us, including myself, just assuming that there will be a divorce of the parties. Third, are you going to Vegas for this? It is fact th...

Bizzarofelice wrote:

mvscal wrote:My real name? Sorry, I'm from Missouri not Mexico.

I'm from Mexico, Missouri.

RACK!

Whooooooooooo...... You in da hiiiigh rent distric now. This is Kansas City, not Los Angeles. Moobin' up in da worl' I see. I'm pretty proud of the life I have now. Oh yes, I can sees that, and I do believe congratulations are in order. You finally lef' the nigras behin' an' moobed in wit da white ...

Rack the hell outta mvscal and smackaholic. Ironically enough, a black couple (supposedly professional, we're talking a 275K house ) actually bought a house in our neighborhood. Surprise, surprise, the police have been there twice. I don't know why and I don't want to know why. I just know that I w...

Rack the hell outta mvscal and smackaholic. Ironically enough, a black couple (supposedly professional, we're talking a 275K house) actually bought a house in our neighborhood. Surprise, surprise, the police have been there twice. I don't know why and I don't want to know why. Yeah, it's so much ea...

Rack the hell outta mvscal and smackaholic. Ironically enough, a black couple (supposedly professional, we're talking a 275K house) actually bought a house in our neighborhood. Surprise, surprise, the police have been there twice. I don't know why and I don't want to know why. Yeah, it's so much ea...

Rack the hell outta mvscal and smackaholic. Ironically enough, a black couple (supposedly professional, we're talking a 275K house) actually bought a house in our neighborhood. Surprise, surprise, the police have been there twice. I don't know why and I don't want to know why. I just know that I wan...