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by lk_pick1
Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck Comcast
Replies: 17
Views: 441

Are you getting a dvr thing with it?
by lk_pick1
Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If a shit troll falls at .Net...
Replies: 83
Views: 4853

Re: If a shit troll falls at .Net...

...can Russ hear it? Seriously folks... Monen LKPick The "alleged" Doktor ...all in one week? I smell a board invasion. And this is only the opening wave of sappers! T1B Minutemen, to the border! Life! Liberty! Bandwidth! http://www.impeachbush.org/images/content/pagebuilder/10197.jpg &qu...
by lk_pick1
Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck Comcast
Replies: 17
Views: 441

Scott, one of the blessings of living in Staley Farms is Time Warner.

We have everything in one package - phone, cable, internet.

We've had a few brief problems, but they were corrected, as was our bill, which kinda rocked.

If we had to have Comcrap, I'm sure we'd be on your page as well.
by lk_pick1
Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best Punk Bands ???
Replies: 24
Views: 1407

No Wendy O fans here?
by lk_pick1
Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:15 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Things Monen's husband might say for $1,000, Alex
Replies: 218
Views: 20850

RACK!

I'd use the term guffaw, but I'm afraid that others might have to consult with Webster's.


(Adelpiero, that's a dictionary reference.)
by lk_pick1
Tue Jun 20, 2006 11:59 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Things Monen's husband might say for $1,000, Alex
Replies: 218
Views: 20850

Yeah, St. Louis = 314. KC = not even close. 220, 221 whatever it takes when you're shit trolling, I guess. Adelpiero isn't a blue's clueser hockey fan? And 314 isn't generic code for all Missourians? Adelpiero isn't as much midwesterner as lkpick or I, to be called out for being stupid enough to dr...
by lk_pick1
Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:53 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Things Monen's husband might say for $1,000, Alex
Replies: 218
Views: 20850

Adelpiero wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:SHE HAS A HUSBAND??!!!???

and you guys call me trashy.

uh no, reading is fundamental KCtard. she clearly states she isn't married, Your still the white trash of the board.
Good to know, grammar king. That is so fucking annoying. Don't tell me, let me guess. Fourth grade reading level?
by lk_pick1
Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:32 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Things Monen's husband might say for $1,000, Alex
Replies: 218
Views: 20850

SHE HAS A HUSBAND??!!!???

and you guys call me trashy.
by lk_pick1
Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FOR SALE - It Will Be The Best BBQ Sauce You've Ever Had
Replies: 90
Views: 4274

Wait! IndyFellatio is pro sauce? There's a take in there somewhere. Too bad that you couldn't find a take if Meds force fed it to you. Do your homework. ebay member since 1998 with 100% positive feedback? One has to kinda' give that the benefit of the doubt. Wait, but only 59 transactions in 8 year...
by lk_pick1
Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Over here with a prayer request.
Replies: 22
Views: 1724

The little girl in the passenger seat was wearing a seatbelt, but has a broken wrist. Her story has only changed about half a dozen times, so I'm not sure what truly happened. No alcohol or drugs were involved. The kid in the backseat suffered a concussion, was knocked out cold but remembers that th...
by lk_pick1
Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Over here with a prayer request.
Replies: 22
Views: 1724

Mikey, you're more than likely correct.

Thank you, and poptart, though for your good wishes and prayers.
by lk_pick1
Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: question for golfers ??
Replies: 22
Views: 775

Keep in mind, that in professional tournaments, the par isn't really an issue.

However, in the world I live in, the man I live with is basically an 8 to 10 over par here at home and I'm an 80 to 100 handicap.
by lk_pick1
Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Over here with a prayer request.
Replies: 22
Views: 1724

Over here with a prayer request.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My other best friend, Aundrea, who I have known since I was fourteen, has an 18 year old daughter. Thursday night (actually Friday morning), she was with two friends on 71 Highway driving home from work. Anyway, she swe...
by lk_pick1
Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Man Rules
Replies: 23
Views: 1276

I'm not a man, but I have one.

If there are at least two and a half solid chugs left in the bottle, and its slightly warm, DRINK IT. Do not pour it in the grass or down the sink.
by lk_pick1
Sat Jun 10, 2006 7:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How Amusing
Replies: 79
Views: 2622

Re: How Amusing

Felix wrote:
orcinus wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote: my posts get edited by a mod of some sort.
It's me, Margaret.
^^^^^^ self admitted culprit.........

you should be all over this lk......
Oh, you mean, Are You There God? It's Me Margaret. Yup, I read it in my youth. All preteen girls read it.
by lk_pick1
Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How Amusing
Replies: 79
Views: 2622

Yet, you edit what I post, you comment on what I post -

Next thing we know, you all will be the guys screaming "PRO LIFE, PRO LIFE". Might not be a bad thing, for a bunch of pathetic lefties.
by lk_pick1
Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How Amusing
Replies: 79
Views: 2622

Still, I'm right. Un ban Katy.
by lk_pick1
Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How Amusing
Replies: 79
Views: 2622

Mmmmmmmmmm Dinsy, from the way you post, your 5.5" must be divine. Show me.


Actually, all of you need to show up with some crank.


Oh, and let Katy back in.
by lk_pick1
Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How Amusing
Replies: 79
Views: 2622

How Amusing

It was brought to my attention that every time I post over here with the liberals, my posts get edited by a mod of some sort.

Buttsy's right.
by lk_pick1
Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!)No one really likes Ann Coulter, do they?(!)
Replies: 123
Views: 6428

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Image

I bet Six Pack Dan could snake a toilet with one of those arms with ease.
That was good.


Where is he, by the way?
by lk_pick1
Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!)No one really likes Ann Coulter, do they?(!)
Replies: 123
Views: 6428

You mean, "If I had a scrotum," right?
by lk_pick1
Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: $$$
Replies: 31
Views: 1202

I made $1200 one weekend while I was in college, working at a sordid clambake called "The Shady Lady" here in KC. I worked a total of 8 hours between the two nights.

Sigh. Now I only make about 50K per year.
by lk_pick1
Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!)No one really likes Ann Coulter, do they?(!)
Replies: 123
Views: 6428

While flipping channels the other night, the latest Old Navy commercial came on and I said DAMN she has the Ann Coulter gene!

Sometimes I agree with her, sometimes I wish someone would whip out the duct tape.
by lk_pick1
Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The smack is flowing freely now
Replies: 26
Views: 1576

You know whats really cool is pics of some fat dudes arm tat. I bet all the ladies mmmmm hookers think thats hot. It is about as hot as a flacid teenie wienie. Agreed fags that put up their own arm tatoos for avatars just screams "mommy didn't love me" Left him alone in the trailer to fen...
by lk_pick1
Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The smack is flowing freely now
Replies: 26
Views: 1576

bishop wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:
bishop wrote:I'm not from .net dumbshit, take a look around I hate that place too.

...oxyMORON much?
You know whats really cool is pics of some fat dudes arm tat. I bet all the ladies mmmmm hookers think thats hot.
It is about as hot as a flacid teenie wienie.
by lk_pick1
Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Memphis, this past weekend
Replies: 37
Views: 1064

My ex in laws still live down there. Mud Island used to be a really cool place to go to concerts.

Hey, is Bilbo's still open? I loooooooved that restaurant.
by lk_pick1
Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So who the fuck is Dinsdale
Replies: 15
Views: 982

I think I know who you are, just by the subject matter of this thread.

Dinsdale loves me. I am his favorite poster evah.
by lk_pick1
Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Testicle Festival
Replies: 2
Views: 210

They are kind of like gizzards or livers if you bread and deep fat fry them. Dip 'em in hot sauce. They don't suck. 'Course, you gotta be fairly toasted before you commence to eatin' em.
by lk_pick1
Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have you ever taken these boards so seriously
Replies: 131
Views: 7256

I have a clue.

I just can't find it sometimes.

But I have pics, and have posted them. I'm waiting to see you all. PALEEEEEEEEEEZ.
by lk_pick1
Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have you ever taken these boards so seriously
Replies: 131
Views: 7256

Mister Bushice wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote: I liked Clue.
That's odd, seeing as how you haven't got any.
Beautiful! That's what I've been talking about. Nice one, Bushice!
by lk_pick1
Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have you ever taken these boards so seriously
Replies: 131
Views: 7256

That avatar is absolutely cute to me.

Risk was never my game. I liked Clue.
by lk_pick1
Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have you ever taken these boards so seriously
Replies: 131
Views: 7256

Speaking of the reason I started this thread.

Tsk, tsk.
by lk_pick1
Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have you ever taken these boards so seriously
Replies: 131
Views: 7256

Well, I'm assuming you are a smokin' hot hottie Well kiss my ass and call me a coondog, you just made intelligent statement #3. I'm so smoking fucking hot, that all I need to do is walk out my door, and some wanton nympho will confirm it, and I have little need to seek that same affirmation here. I...
by lk_pick1
Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have you ever taken these boards so seriously
Replies: 131
Views: 7256

Well, I'm assuming you are a smokin' hot hottie, from the way you post, really. I mean, I think everyone who posts on these boards is prolly really, really gorgeous.

Oh, and how come you haven't posted a picture of yourself, and how come you don't post over at .net?
by lk_pick1
Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have you ever taken these boards so seriously
Replies: 131
Views: 7256

How many unhappy retarded people have you witnessed? I am pretty freakin happy most of the time.

I still haven't seen your pic.
by lk_pick1
Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have you ever taken these boards so seriously
Replies: 131
Views: 7256

You're right Dins, now that you have the IB/Annie method of posting down pat, its prolly not a good idea for me to quote you.

Keep up with the tards, cmon now.
by lk_pick1
Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have you ever taken these boards so seriously
Replies: 131
Views: 7256

Pick...you're a loser. This obviously isn't any ground-breaking revelation I've made, but it's still true. But this time , I say this not because you're a washed up skank... Not because you've spent your life longing for all the perks a hottie is afforded in our culture, but your face just wouldn't...
by lk_pick1
Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have you ever taken these boards so seriously
Replies: 131
Views: 7256

Maybe if you guys could run "current" smack, as was just done by Dinsdale, rather than "five years ago" smack, it would be different. I'd egg it on a bit more often.
by lk_pick1
Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have you ever taken these boards so seriously
Replies: 131
Views: 7256

What happened to Calvin?

Nah, I really don't care. I read over here more than I post, usually, which is probably a blessing for Luther, in all honesty.
by lk_pick1
Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey, Booze-Hounds... A Question For You.
Replies: 51
Views: 1067

If I was using the Grand Marnier or the Cointreau, I wouldn't be quite as worried about the lime flavoring. If you have to, then just use a teency bit, if you're using Rose's.

But they are all correct, fresh is by far WAY better.