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by Miryam
Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No, Mvscal. Dogs *are* different.
Replies: 12
Views: 1058

No, Mvscal. Dogs *are* different.

DListed's embeded YouTube clip of Big Brother (US version)'s Racist Hits, with commentary Everybody hates n...iggers. Why should dogs be any different? No. Dogs are pack animals. Dogs follow the leader. Dogs will usually only do what they have been trained to do, or have been allowed to do without ...
by Miryam
Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why is it always about race?
Replies: 62
Views: 4677

Is that 'M' for Michigan? Figures that a simple right click would be beyond your retarded ass. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/seeeek/COL_U_Missouri_Tigers.jpg Now what the fuck do YOU think it stands for? The answer to OCMike's Humpday Challenge: Question 6 . You're right, I should have rig...
by Miryam
Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Luther can fellate Goobs now, as well :)
Replies: 13
Views: 1223

Except you never started issuing ultimatums until I started calling you 'Gramps'. You may enjoy being a grandfather, but that doesn't necessarily mean that you will enjoy being referred to as Grandfather by everyone. That's all. I give you all the credit. It's yours. Whatever scheduling there was, y...
by Miryam
Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) For those thinking of marriage (!)
Replies: 4
Views: 706

Re: (!) For those thinking of marriage (!)

I was flicking through the channels and saw an old movie with Kirstie Alley and thought she used to be "not too shabby" Guess the mods didn't like my comment about what was going down in Hollywood around the time of Kirstie Alley being 'not too shabby', since it involved black men, her bo...
by Miryam
Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How much would it take
Replies: 15
Views: 1520

What, does Shrubber melting down on a daily-errr, nightly basis scare you people? That's not fear. That's either playing a game (intentional malevolence (sp)), or just being forgetful (unintentional ironhandedness). It's not like folks haven't said good things about Roger's football activities, whe...
by Miryam
Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sis
Replies: 162
Views: 8157

Hey guys, I need a little jungle karma for this rash on my dick. I don't know what it is quite yet, but it itches like a muthafucka. Any thoughts, prayers, karma you can send my way is appreciated. tia I'll need to have a visual before karma is sent your way. - ILII You couldn't just have signed th...
by Miryam
Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: West Yellowstone
Replies: 13
Views: 2030

Go fuck yourself, you race-baiting cunt. Someone please let me know when this bitch is once again banned, because that's when I'll post on these boards again. Niice melt, Goobs. You got run by Risa. :lol: On the contrary, I got run by Goobs. The mods turned the nickname off after Goobs issued his u...
by Miryam
Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: never thought i'd say this
Replies: 29
Views: 1808

I hope to one day have a White Castle burger! Don't buy freezer version, and don't buy other chain restaurant versions. Head to the midwest. Don't pay more than 50 cent for one. They're alright, and you're a guy so you can probably eat an entire sack. But you're also a surfer, so it'll probably do ...
by Miryam
Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Luther can fellate Goobs now, as well :)
Replies: 13
Views: 1223

Luther can fellate Goobs now, as well :)

The 'Risa' nickname has been turned off.

You can stay, Goobs, the people have spoken. Just wanted to ask, before this one is also removed: was it calling you 'Gramps' which sent you off the edge?
by Miryam
Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:10 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Should I pursue this further?
Replies: 229
Views: 17047

"Might be uncomfortable at family gatherings?" WTF? Wow. Sucks to be you guys. If I see a bitch at a party/function/gathering that I've tapped over the years, there's no "discomfort" or anything of the sort, regardless whether she's whith her current old man or not -- there's a ...
by Miryam
Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:35 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Should I pursue this further?
Replies: 229
Views: 17047

good luck, shoalz. does she hang out at any of the local bars around campus? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D She is a WMU student but I think she commutes from home since she's finishing up her Master's. She works at Bronson Hospital right now to get her through school but she has a job lined up at Plante ...
by Miryam
Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:28 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Should I pursue this further?
Replies: 229
Views: 17047

Hmmmmm.... Does this qualify ??? Go to house party with 100 people, band, and tequila the theme drink of the night. Get a buzz on from tequila, smoke a little dope. See big titted female, don't have a clue what her name is. This is late 70's, when a quarter gram of coke shared with a female equaled...
by Miryam
Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Train wreck waiting to happen...
Replies: 25
Views: 2208

he hates her and loves her at the same time, though, filthy. it's a thin line, and all that. he just puts all that into verse instead of acting on it. he's fantasizing. if he were really about that shit, he'd have done.. and been quiet in the doing. where others fantasize about la bella mafia and be...
by Miryam
Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Train wreck waiting to happen...
Replies: 25
Views: 2208

Bizzarofelice wrote:I hope it means more heart-felt rap songs from Eminem.
you don't like the hailey songs? :(
by Miryam
Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Train wreck waiting to happen...
Replies: 25
Views: 2208

XXXL wrote:Sometimes I post just to be the seventh reply. Seven's my lucky number.......



War 7777777!!!!!!!
[insert sprint pcs frat house screaming asian dude flashback here]
by Miryam
Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Train wreck waiting to happen...
Replies: 25
Views: 2208

Im going w/ 6 months. How in the hell could his wife get back together w/ him when he said in a song that played constantly for close to a year that, "you fucking bitch, I hope you burn in hell for this shit." she's a greedy bitch. he's a stupid bitch. it's kismet. they're probably doing ...
by Miryam
Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:30 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

JCT wrote:and now a random fact about Chuck Norris:
Chuck Norris has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is "lucky".
then he shouldn't have sucked Sully off so well, blood loss and all that.
(didn't he try to fight Bruce Lee and lose?)
by Miryam
Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:11 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

Dinsdale wrote:
Miryam wrote: exactly, man: never cool.
Then I'm one never-cool muddafuggah.
so do you prefer chicks who are drunk because they're gonna be too blasted to notice what weed has done to your testicles and testicular output?
by Miryam
Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:05 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

but you can't be serious if you're arguing that it is possible to have great sex while your facilities are significantly impaired by drugs and/or alcohol. So, how do you know that said facilities aren't actually enhanced by decent herb? they aren't. if you're honest with yourself, you'll admit i'm ...
by Miryam
Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:59 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

Miryam: Never cool? Remember moderation. A little is medicine. A lot is poison. Going with "never" means the population would be about 1/3 of what it is now. (That might be ok!) exactly, man: never cool. as for moderation, that's about being in control. you can't be in control when you al...
by Miryam
Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:53 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

great sex only happens when aww, what do you know about it? about sex while high or drunk? not a damn thing. not for me. and i don't want anything to do with anyone who is high or drunk. but you can't be serious if you're arguing that it is possible to have great sex while your facilities are signi...
by Miryam
Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:47 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

dude, how old are you? Old enough to know another brainless cunt licking dyke bitch when you read a post. and i will continue to be a cunt licking, cock sucking bitch until the day i'm dragged off this mortal coil. praise jeebus. The youth on here give themselves away with their head up the ass, my...
by Miryam
Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:45 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

Ib just go marry RTS and get to over with geez. Rog doesn't like me. And I'm not the marrying kind. I also believe the human animal -- male and female -- is not naturally monogamous (sp?). besides, i don't think we have the same sexual tastes, and that could never work. not that i know what i'm tal...
by Miryam
Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:40 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

if you're not in control, you shouldn't be having sex. period. bottom line. Yeah, I'll be sure and print this out and show it to the next drunk bitch I have tied to my bed. Probably pull her hair and make her chew on the printer paper after that. why would anybody fuck a drunk bitch -- or drunk dud...
by Miryam
Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:39 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

Dinsdale wrote:
Miryam wrote: weed and sex (like alcohol and sex) is never cool.
Is this speaking from experience, or from your usual pulpit, the one from which you decide how everyone else should act?
if you're not in control, you shouldn't be having sex.
period. bottom line.
by Miryam
Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:38 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

Dude at that point I was ready to try anything to unleash my wild side. dude, that's just it. you don't need substances in order to unleash your wild side. it's all already in you. you just have to give yourself permission to go for it. man, we gotta talk. it's too bad i got a late night tonight. b...
by Miryam
Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:23 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

420 Dude, just because you have all of the sexual experience and prowess of a 15 year old, it doesn't mean you need to talk like one. And, uhm...I wasn't talking about smoking pot, dickweed. Nothing wrong with smoking a bitch's weed. It's to be encouraged, as a matter of fact. if you have to get to...
by Miryam
Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:20 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

jtr wrote:there's nothing wrong with doing a little 420 to get us both in the mood.
:shock: now i'm shocked.


(but you're trolling, right? please?)
by Miryam
Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:16 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

I don't wear jerseys around unless I'm at the games but I'll wear them at home on big game days. I get that ... my kids used to do that shit when they were about 4 to 11. back the fuck up.... you have kids??? who used to be 4 and 11?????????? :shock: no. fucking. way. dude, how old are you?
by Miryam
Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:26 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

If you like her so much, why don't you just whip off your pants and get off to her picture then, perv? dude, look at this frodo wytch again (but not too closely). look at her mouth: http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/2198/bcock9sp.jpg and the way it blends perfectly with her eyes and face and body ...
by Miryam
Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:13 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

I didn't "down her" you whiney cunt. But you can "down me," that's for sure. You have no fucking idea who ANYONE in here has fucked, dipshit. Get off my nuts and back on Th's you wrecthed motherfucker. bitch, please. Your girl is alright but I've kicked women out of bed that wer...
by Miryam
Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:50 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

dude, i was following you all the way up to this vomit Your girl is alright but I've kicked women out of bed that were more attractive and I wouldn't doubt others have too. like hell you have. or maybe the beer googles were still in full effect. she's fine, we all know that. look at her. what's she'...
by Miryam
Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:10 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

^^^ that's wrong. that's also strangely hot. :?
she has a tara patrick vibe going on...
by Miryam
Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:02 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

If he was the marryin' kind, he'd never post her pic. says he who has posted his own wife, and kiddies. several times. heh. i guess i almost get what you're saying............ i just don't know why Th feels the need to go there with Sacajawea (i say that with much respect. or lust. or whatever) in ...
by Miryam
Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:40 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: (!!)Man up and post a pic of your better half and yourself!
Replies: 229
Views: 21108

I'm not hating...I'm just...skeptical. You asked your girl if you could post her pic on this site? I didn't 'ask' her anything. We are not ashamed of being involved together so posting a not so personal pic of us together is not an offense to either one of us. Yesterday, however: Don't know about t...