I rarely get a scam text. One of two a month perhaps.
Scam calls = 3 or 4 per week, I would guess. It would
likely be higher, but I only have my cell on about 3 hours
per day M-F. We got rid of the home phone about 10
years ago or maybe even longer than that.
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- Fri Mar 29, 2024 9:20 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How many sc@m phone calls do you get in an average day?
- Replies: 4
- Views: 53
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday
- Replies: 14
- Views: 502
Re: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday
Okay I'm back. Not as bad as I expected but nothing there I would bother getting a boner for. With all the good looking women exposing themselves for free, why would you sign up and pay real money for Jeff's plus-sized-circus? kcdave is weird like that. How am I getting blame for this? Read my post...
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 12:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Insane Lottery games $$$
- Replies: 14
- Views: 349
Re: Insane Lottery games $$$
I play when they get to $750 mill or so these days.
$2 waste of $? Perhaps. Could I do worse? Yes.
The $2 gives me ten or fifteen minutes to day dream.
If I ever win, I will kick a little t1b's way. Maybe throw
an epic party somewhere, fly folks in and teach them
how to bbq right.
$2 waste of $? Perhaps. Could I do worse? Yes.
The $2 gives me ten or fifteen minutes to day dream.
If I ever win, I will kick a little t1b's way. Maybe throw
an epic party somewhere, fly folks in and teach them
how to bbq right.
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-23-24
- Replies: 8
- Views: 247
Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-23-24
Yep, I am really close to St. Charles in Weldon Spring, which is further west. You were in my hood recently, I'll be in your, well, region, next week. We are headed to KC Monday -Thursday for Spring Break. We are staying at a hotel near Westport. Thought about staying the whole week at Great Wolf L...
- Sat Mar 23, 2024 8:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-23-24
- Replies: 8
- Views: 247
Weekend Roll Call 3-23-24
Brand new Willie. Decent tune and topical. Old dude has a little crackle in the voice but is still getting after it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b3ckldWoX8 The chillier side of Spring is parked in FOC for a while. It hasn't made a difference for grill biz, as I am staring down the barrel of a 1...
- Fri Mar 22, 2024 8:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SEC stinkin’ up tournament
- Replies: 21
- Views: 484
Re: SEC stinkin’ up tournament
Don't blame any of this bs on MIZZOU.
- Mon Mar 18, 2024 12:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24
- Replies: 24
- Views: 733
Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24
RIP Cinder
- Sun Mar 17, 2024 9:52 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24
- Replies: 24
- Views: 733
Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24
I still have my Weber Spirit I bought from Ace (and they delivered and professionally assembled) I think it's been 5-6 years now. No, Dave, I still have not gotten around to the igniting issue. Main burner still ignites with the button. The other two burners do still ignite; I just need to use a lo...
- Sat Mar 16, 2024 9:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24
- Replies: 24
- Views: 733
Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24
New Bon Jovi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g83Y19JezCM Not a fan of this tune. Sorry I watched the vid. Bright and sunny all weekend in FOC but a strong NW breeze, and falling dewpoints will put a little chill in the air. With St Pat's Day coming tomorrow there is a 100% chance of green beer and J...
- Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Maybe the funniest 20 seconds ever
- Replies: 2
- Views: 124
Re: Maybe the funniest 20 seconds ever
Half the board- including me can not see your vid.
Please use the other link to post.
Please use the other link to post.
- Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:29 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face
- Replies: 12
- Views: 324
Re: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face
You wouldn't know a joke if it was onScrew_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2024 3:02 pmI don't know if it's just me but racism, faggotry and stroke jokes aren't funny. But you be you, Cardouche. Keep scraping the bottom of the hilarity barrel.
the tip of the dildo you have rammed in
your ass every night.
- Wed Mar 13, 2024 11:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Super Bloom
- Replies: 28
- Views: 642
Re: Super Bloom
Great PET Mikey. I wasn't aware how far south you are
in Cali. I hope to make it out there some time in the next
few years.
in Cali. I hope to make it out there some time in the next
few years.
- Wed Mar 13, 2024 12:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday
- Replies: 14
- Views: 502
Re: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday
smh Curvy dude. I prefer curvy. 99% chance if even fairly chubby. #1 and #2 .... HELL NO! 0% chance. 5% chance I'd drop a dollop of jiz on Tator's teets if I ran into some 1942. Do your homework next time. If they look like they belong @ Jeff's Models... 95% chance I will pass. You are still very me...
- Sun Mar 10, 2024 11:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
- Replies: 24
- Views: 470
Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
Interesting. What device do you use for this?
- Sat Mar 09, 2024 11:29 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
- Replies: 24
- Views: 470
Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
Another track dropped yesterday from the upcoming Priest album. I guess Redivider never found his way back to T1B. I would have liked to have gotten his take on this. I dig it, but need to listen to it a few more times to see if it will become something that sticks with me. https://www.youtube.com/w...
- Sat Mar 09, 2024 12:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: State of the Union
- Replies: 54
- Views: 1022
Re: State of the Union
I watched every word of the SOTU and several hours of post-speech commentary. I think everyone got exactly what they wanted out of this speech. If you're a hard core Democrat, you heard pro-union, pro-abortion, pro-war, and pro federal spending and you LOVED it. If you're a fiscally minded Republic...
- Fri Mar 08, 2024 9:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: State of the Union
- Replies: 54
- Views: 1022
Re: State of the Union
Joe gave a great speech.
With that, and all of his accomplishments during his first term,
everyone should be ready to go out and vote blue.
With that, and all of his accomplishments during his first term,
everyone should be ready to go out and vote blue.
- Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mostly Peaceful Protests: Haiti Edition
- Replies: 5
- Views: 231
Re: Mostly Peaceful Protests: Haiti Edition
Barbecue?
I wonder if he would be in the market for
one of my used Weber's?
- Wed Mar 06, 2024 12:55 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday
- Replies: 14
- Views: 502
- Sat Mar 02, 2024 11:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-2-24
- Replies: 6
- Views: 176
Weekend Roll Call 3-2-24
Brand new Accept! :dance1: Good tune, and with a distinct Priest sound to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYPFFZFBBYY March is here... all grills with every free minute. Mother Nature flashed her cold winter titty at FOC for a minute earlier this week but we are right back to 70's today. Sup HPG...
- Thu Feb 29, 2024 11:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Loneliest Cities in America
- Replies: 14
- Views: 387
Re: The Loneliest Cities in America
I hear its so high, the average asshole can't even afford a car.Ever check the cost of living in DC?
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- Sat Feb 24, 2024 11:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-24-24
- Replies: 13
- Views: 304
Weekend Roll Call 2-24-24
Not a fan of this new country stuff, and not a Beyonce fan either. I like looking at tits though. 238Z4YaAr1g This February will go down officially as the warmest on record here in FOC. Two days with below normal temps and 27 above. Global warming, climate change, or whatever they call it, does not ...
- Sat Feb 24, 2024 1:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Saving the Sport
- Replies: 5
- Views: 176
Re: Saving the Sport
'tart I am much more onboard with your thinking than Sam's.
Sam, you have rose colored glasses on, bro.
Saban does a fair amount of whining in the article,
but I didn't see him offering many solutions.
Sam, you have rose colored glasses on, bro.
Saban does a fair amount of whining in the article,
but I didn't see him offering many solutions.
- Wed Feb 21, 2024 12:55 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24
- Replies: 29
- Views: 923
Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24
Why should anyone on this bbs not call out racist humor? Alright Sherlock, pull out your magnifying glass and show us one fucking example of "racist humor." Stereotypical humor does not count. Death humor does not count. Show me any example of someone actually being "racist," on...
- Wed Feb 21, 2024 12:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: another message from Jesse!
- Replies: 16
- Views: 523
Re: another message from Jesse!
Jess, great to see you back.
RACK your perseverance with your acting career.
RACK your perseverance with your acting career.
- Mon Feb 19, 2024 12:51 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24
- Replies: 29
- Views: 923
Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24
I in no way support Putin or any of his bullshit. I was trained to hate Russia in the military 40 years ago and still do to this day. Georgie Boy died because the dumbass refused to listen and fought while trying to be restrained. Screwie boy makes it sound like all they had to do was just ask old G...
- Sun Feb 18, 2024 1:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24
- Replies: 29
- Views: 923
Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24
The world is most certainly a better place with Derek Chauvin spending the rest of his pathetic life behind bars. George Floyd was murdered by Chauvin over an alleged petty crime, a crime not worth the sentence handed down by Chauvin. Normal people see what freaks like you and Suckaholic are doing ...
- Sat Feb 17, 2024 11:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24
- Replies: 29
- Views: 923
Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24
Making jokes about state-sanctioned murder is funny! The meme is funny. "State-sanctioned murder," is a stretch. In reality the state locked up a good cop that simply rid society of a piece of crap criminal. The world is a better place without ol' Georgie boy. The world is not a better pl...
- Sat Feb 17, 2024 11:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24
- Replies: 29
- Views: 923
Weekend Roll Call 2-17-24
New Pearl Jam tune out this week. This will have to wear on me for a while. I don't hate, but I'm not diggin' it all that much yet. 6Fx8LprPMIU Super Bowl wrap-up- https://i.imgur.com/G1XFlTVl.jpg Congrats to the Two Best Bettors that were smart enough to follow my expert gaming knowledge. If you wa...
- Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Power and Volume
- Replies: 2
- Views: 150
Re: Power and Volume
I like it.
- Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How's that GQP boycott of the NFL coming?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 619
- Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Blonde bikini rank 'em
- Replies: 10
- Views: 510
Re: Blonde bikini rank 'em
For kcdave. He liked them like this over in the old .pedo days except older. Rank em Dave Damn dude. Why ya gotta do me like that? Top 2 and bottom middle 2 are out. No SSBBW for me. 1 and 4 on the bottom could fight for some of my jiz, as I do not really see any discernible difference between them...
- Thu Feb 15, 2024 12:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3235
- Views: 548285
Re: Doom
Shooting at Chiefs Super Bowl parade, you cannot make this up Just local thug nogs doing thug nog things. Same shit different day, just in a different zip code about 30 blocks west. Nice way to ruin a perfect day, leave a permanent stain on this SB, and possibly change the way these celebrations ar...
- Mon Feb 12, 2024 10:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Super Bowl LVIII San Francisco 49ers vs Kansas City Chiefs
- Replies: 47
- Views: 1080
- Sat Feb 10, 2024 11:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-10-24
- Replies: 13
- Views: 479
Weekend Roll Call 2-10-24
Clocks ticking closer to kickoff - 7if8HyqD6G4 With the weather here in FOC remaining abnormally nice for this time of year, grill biz has me jumping thru my ass much earlier in the year than normal. It will be all work and no play until right before game time tomorrow. Last weekend, we went to the ...
- Tue Feb 06, 2024 10:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Raise Your Red Solo Cup
- Replies: 11
- Views: 519
Raise Your Red Solo Cup
.. and drink one last toast to Toby Keith. RIP
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/ ... _headlines
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/ ... _headlines
- Tue Feb 06, 2024 12:28 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
- Replies: 4565
- Views: 658406
- Sat Feb 03, 2024 11:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-3-24
- Replies: 13
- Views: 504
Weekend Roll Call 2-3-24
Brand new Ace tune that just dropped yesterday. I sorta like this one. It's just getting harder and harder to really dig new shit coming from these 70's and 80's bands. I would likely have had more appreciation for this song 40-45 years ago. Edig5y5ICV0 Hey Screwy, this is a picture of a speedometer...
- Fri Feb 02, 2024 1:04 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Beginning of the End
- Replies: 12
- Views: 25582
Re: Beginning of the End
I really need to wander over to this forum more often in search of stupid shit to laugh at. Mikey, your thread didn't age very well. :lol: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/chiefs-dolphins-nfl-wild-card-game-peacock-streaming-record-1235788026/ "Per NBC Sports, the game is the most s...
- Thu Feb 01, 2024 12:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy birthday
- Replies: 10
- Views: 471
Re: Happy birthday
Most likely he is! I'm younger than R-Jerk Figures. That's why you don't have a car. You are one those dip shit millennials that never even bothered to get a license. When you aren't wasting peoples time here with bad takes, you likely have your nose stuck to a screen playing video games and retyin...