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Rudolph

It's OK, Whitey.

I can see why you'd be a bitter old cunt tonight. After you pitiful little nutjob of a team gets worked by Franchise McFadden and Co., your fat fuck of a quarterback will only be a few fried chicken dinners from lining up at right tackle next year.

Spread offense, indeed.

Rudolph

RumpleForeskin wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:In the meantime, post a new pic of your fucking sow - just to keep us busy.
What if I post the cleavage?

Rudolph

Whitey is like some fucked-up, Christmas KC Whack-a-Mole machine. Only instead of quarters, it runs on Budweiser.

Rudolph

I racked this on that other board, only it was a Blitzen post over there.

KC Buffet hacked a password.

It was a good one.

Rudolph

Post another deer pic, fatass.

It's been working fabulously for you thus far.

Rack the brother deer, btw.

Rudolph

War Wagon wrote: You pussies want to fuck with me?

Rudolph

RumpleForeskin wrote:I've been very supportive of the reindeer this year. :x

If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.

Spreadsheet updated.

Rudolph

Pay attention to MEEEEEEEEE!!!! Seriously, though. With all the problems with the sleigh this year, we should seriously consider taking Rumple's wife with us. That way, if we happen to get grounded in a nasty blizzard, we can all go Han Solo and tauntaun that fat fucking whore to keep warm. Nothing...

Rudolph

How are you one board gentlemen, Here's something you should note. Our good friend Paul's not really fat It's just a puffy coat. To save himself from countless plungers, keyboard strokes proclaim. Oh, I know you are but what am I, What am I? Oh, I know you are but what am I, What am I? He sank the T...

Rudolph

I'm glad the only thing I'm giving anyone for Christmas this year is a reprieve for Y2K and his panty parade. Warren, I know you've been sober for awhile and such, but the "panty parade" wasn't my dealio mmkay? It was showcased by someone I know from the boards. Look, Mistakes can be made...

Rudolph

Warren, serious question.

Do you giggle like a little school girl when you post?

Rudolph

Warren's dumb, but he tries really hard.

Spreadsheet updated.

Rudolph

Mister Cuckold

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Why would a submissive homosexual use "Mister" in his name?

Wierdo much?

Rudolph

Whenever I read a Missy Bushice post I know how Marilyn Monroe felt as she overdosed on sleeping pills.

Rudolph

Plowing colon is reserved for a select few, Mace. We love deer ol' Derron.

Rudolph

bwahahahaha

Look at Derron backing away from his blubbering PM mesS. And by the way, crybaby, everyone who's posted in this thread could plow your colon straight up to your red neck with little effort at all.

Catch a shower now, you illiterate foul-mouthed oaf.

Rudolph

Tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber. bwahahaha

What the hell were the odds that both of KC's two dumbest people would manage to end up on the same damn message board?

I wish I'd have had coin on that shit.

Rudolph

Don't you have a weight to lift, twiggy?

Rudolph

Originality, clear arteries, and an ability to see one's own pecker are among Paul's areas of deficiency.

Rudolph

Someone scooped up some of Derron's shit, plugged it into Paul's head through his ears, and called it a brain.

Rudolph

Oh alright. If we're really going to post this loser's meltdowns. From: Derron To: Rudolph Posted: Tuesday December 12, 2006 12:08 pm Subject: Get the fuck out of here You guys aren't funny. Quit fucking up the board will you? You think you are all cute and shit but it's just old and lame. All of yo...

Rudolph

I hear ya, m2. We splurged - splooged - whatever, for new keyboards for BSmack and mvscal. With any luck at all they'll hold up for 'em 'til at least mid-February or so.

Annie's gettin' vagisil as a stocking "stuffer"

What do you want?

Rudolph

Gets quite hectic this time of year, as you might imagine. Updating our delivery route and as usual, trying to cut down on unnecessary stops. Are SaladTosser and Fatsak the same guy, or are they just like "can I share your gum" type buddies? At this point I'm thinking, just drop a box of r...

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I was always under the assumption that Derron was a Luther troll. My bad.

Rudolph

Christians have tight chimneys. We hate 'em.

Rudolph

M2 is right. Bush 43 has driven the economy so far into the shitter that we're grounded this year. In fact, Pervis and Quantiverneshiqua can forget gifts. They'll just have to play with themselves this year.

George Bush hates Kwanzaa.

Rudolph

Leading role in the 2007 remake of the 1940 Hollywood "classic" Dr. Cyclops. Plot: One-eyed California drifter gives up a promising career as Ms Cumdump's lapdog to pursue a job as a pan-boy and asshole irrigator at a Mexican nursing home. Overcoming many obstacles, the hero enters a 12-st...

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Anyone think that AP has ever had a conversation with a woman where he didn't have to give her his credit card number first?

Rudolph

Rack SaladTosser. I'm tempted to ask Santa to call off the deer. In our holiday exuberance, we reindeer may have had good ideas, but just taken them too far. I fear we have sent this Atomic Drunk fella over the edge. I'd hate to get lawyers all up in our schnizzle over a bad case of hospice rage. Yo...

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I'll be needing a wig'-decoder to accurately decipher his message, but my preliminary finding is that he's offering to suck some cack. On that basis, and unlike Atomic Drunk's truly awful thread, Dumbslinger's thread has some merit. D+, if it is indeed true that we all get to go Buddy Rich on his to...

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Hey "Seer" guy, is an ass-hollowing predicted to be impending? Rack to the Future.

Rudolph

Dasher wrote:Spinner eye was run.

If you look deep into that spinning eye you can see the future.

At least that's what I heard.

Rudolph

You get the scaffold and I'll get the firehose. Those windows are huge.

Rudolph

Make sure you close the correct eye or you'll be looking at your own ear.

Rudolph

Let's do this.

Rudolph

Comet wrote:
Ingse Bodil wrote:
Versus how many days have you (and your buddies) spent making up songs to crap on AP?
The cavalry has arrived, Bushy. Early Christmas present. Of course, IB lecturing about message board obsession is sort of like James Kim teaching an orienteering course.

Me raff rong time.

Rudolph

Rack! Dinsdale.

Rudolph

So, Blitzen and I slung some gravy on the sista's back.

Just rack us and go the fuck away.

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