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Goober McTuber wrote:Thanks for proving my point, Rudy.

No probs old man. Thank you for a double confirmation on you taking it up the ass and being of not questionable sexuality, but a confirmed and true fag.

Carry on and Merry fuckkin' christmas.

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Goober McTuber wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Nice non sequitur
Quit using big words that you obviously don't understand the meaning of.

Of which you don't understand the meaning. If you want to run grammer/english smack, better get it right.

Merry christmas.

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I'm all for equal opportunity, and I don't think allowances should be made. For example, if the job requires someone to be able to pack 150 pounds for a certain distance, then that's what the requirement is. If a woman can do it, fine, and if she can't, then she's not qualified for the job. And aft...

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Reach down in your old man pants, and if you find a sausage tell is if it black or white. Or if is as wrinkled up and shriveled as the rest of your disgusting body don't bother responding. We'll know you are a has-been fag dreaming of the good old days. Reindeer sausage's only place is still up your...

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What I want for christmas is for Molly to show us her magnificent tits. All of the other reindeer would be glad. Except for one (who will go un-named) who is a fag and sucks yak penis.

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As we race about our daily lives, ever in a rush, let us take this holliday time to slow down and reflect on what we have. May we all take pause and be in the moment, smell the roses, see the sights that are now, and enjoy the present. To that end I offer this image collage, to help set the season r...

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I'm hoping we can get Poptart in here to explain the real meaning of christmas.

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So no thank yous for kissing santa's ass, and you all got your presents right? We were also able to keep that creepy and fucked up troll set of Mammy and Timmy under hoof and shut up this year, we ought to be thanked for that at least. Soon as you get the big pop, the reindeer are forgotten. Fuck th...

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Merry Christmas to all.

Jesus H. Christ

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Oh, Merry Christmas, you Godless Scrooge.

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Just concentrate on working, 'cause you will be smelling my runnin' farts all night long. For the big day's training, I breakfast on duck eggs and beans and lunch on more eggs with raw onion and oysters. A couple of beast lights right before we ride, and I'll be set for the night. Then later, the wa...

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Baby Jesus is So cute in this scene . .

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Come on folks let's think Team and help old Santa out. Damn. And Santa you need to settle down a little too ok? Blitzen that's cold shot about about my Science Diet system and the Super Roughage Regime, but if you be half-steppin' then you get my shittin' ok? Come on bro' let's all pull. Is a Gideon...

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Goober McTuber wrote:
Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:My Mom's mom was 2/3 Cherokee, but even finding her grandparents is nearly impossible. Pity.
2/3? How is that even possible?

Easy. 4 of her six grandparents were Cherokee.

I'm telling Santa to put a calculator in your stocking this year

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In this online gumbo called t1b . . .

molly is the spice everything nice nutmeg and cloves with a sizzling twist

trev is smooth and deep like the hot glow of cinnamon and brandy and a crackling fire

closet homos

Indeed, may I add, probably scaley handed ones at that.

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Look again, Tubs.

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Jsc810 wrote:
mvscal wrote:Actually he was in the Navy.
In the Navy?? You mean like this?

Careful, Chip.

You'll start carrying on with the yuks and, sooner or later you'll trip over all those racks you've collected, shit your pants and end up back in the hospital.

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Rack Donder, per usualm.

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Sammy works part-time at Wal Mart.

That's right. I JUST SAID THAT.

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Oooh! I can play this game.

Last night, Vixen said there's some shitface-drunk attorney on this board named Chip that likes to run over dogs in his spare time.

Mike Vick thinks that's fucked up, btw.

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You're all just jealous of my massively cute deer penis.

You would even say it glows.

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Shit.

I remember that night, or at least I remember the severe fucking migraine the next morning.

Speaking of which, why is it every time Sammy switches jobs and has to move, I'M the only one that bothers to help him?

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Whitey believes in Budweiser, window units and shiny things that flutter about.

He also thinks starfish is a shitty rock band from the '80s.

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We should totally make out in a manner where we wouldn't be seen by the other deer and called out for our experimental urges.

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Those deer pictures are making me thirsty.

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Vixen already caught the Herps from the KC cole slaw sloppers.

Know when to say when, Cue.

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cinderella_undercover wrote:Dirty little reindeer.

That Vixen slut's a liar. I'm huge.

Huge and CUTE.

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Never underestimate what a wholesale supply of deer sperm could do for that complexion of yours.

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Pay attention to MEEEEEEEE!!

I'm cute, after all.

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Vixen contracted an STD from Whitey.

Considering you've been with him, too, you should probably get tested.

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Rack the hockey exhibitionist.

Pick your dance partner, Whitey. Run any one of us, and we'll disappear for the season. You lose, and you're gone for the rest of 2007.

Come on, Whitey. Here's your chance to cull the herd.

Have your daughter read you the directions and start the call-out.

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Me and DeanB down by the schoolyard

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I think you meant to type "Us Mason's."

Sin,

Dio

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Even Vixen thinks you suck, Whitey, and that slut will back it up for anyone.

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War Wagon wrote:I'll give back as good as I get.

Link?

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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Why do people think they need to go out of their way to garner the attention of the reindeers?

Feeling left out?

I'm sure the Hannukkah candle trolls will be by any day now to shove a dreidel up your ass and piss in your olive oil.

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I care, Rumple.

And by "I care", I mean I'd really, really like to wear your wife's pancreas as a hat this winter.

Make. This. Happen.

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