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Wierd Wagon doesn't seem to have much holiday cheer. A disturbing undercurrent of anger within the man. What is it that frustrates?

Thanks for sharing, Manute.

I hope you fall off the roof and break your neck, you anorexic douchebag.

Does anyone ever understand anything this Dumbslinger guy says? The average cockatiel blurps out more intelligible dialogue than this half-ass.

Doesn't this board have an age requirement?

Oh, so Doug didn't lose his job due to being a drug freak, he lost it due to being an incompetent dumbass. bwahahahaha You know, if it was me I might stick with the drug story instead. Actually less embarassing than being a flailing dumbass. Btw, pog guy, you're wife can take it pretty deep. Thanks.

You big DUMMY!!! -- Fred Sanford

Yes, WoeWagon's resume of personal failure is well documented. Adding insult to injury is the fact that the girth of my reindeer cack is more substantial than the praying mantis thighs on that stick figurine of a man. And when your upper body essentially consists of a concave chest with two pipe cle...

The "error' was your daddy not blowing you off into a piece of quicker picker upper.

Typical loudmouth know-it-all redneck idiot.

Face down, plant that white flag pole in your asshole, and give it a wiggle or four, Terry, or your surrender is not accepted.

Loser.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure BolgerWagon's co-ed daughter slut is verrah proud of her pappy. bwahahaha She prolly wytched the family photo and turned dad into a girl before placing it on her dorm room desk. Sells "that person" in the photo to her friends as a Nancy Reagan-style aunt currently und...

Maybe if we put Terry on a reindeer tubesteak egg nog diet it'll help him pull his head out of his ass.

You think?

Dude, about time you learned U&L traditions...NOBODY goes to work when there's snow/ice, except the mailman. That is how we roll. That's because you must all be pussies. YOU are a pussy, scarecrow boy. I've seen your picture. Coke bottle glasses resting atop a face far too aquainted with the ug...

Bwahahahaha


One the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four herpes pock marks, two blackened eyelids, and a note on my wi-i-ind-shield.

Creamed Spinach Classic New Orleans version au gratin. 5 Stars from the 88 Guide. I gotta agree. You gotta agree, or you got's ta pee? You mean special agent superstar guys eat at glorified greasy spoons? bwahahahahaha tears for fears, jerry Pull your head out of your ass anytime now, Maxwell Smart...

Booby needs to hang himself, like that carnival slut in Tejas.

Nobody's interested in reading about TANG, unless it's poonTANG. Am I right?

I am.

Wakey wakey the fuck up, Bahhh bahhh black skin.

Show us your clam, you ignorant whore.

Yo ho ho, Wolfman, you senile old slit, they have these things called online restaurant reviews. Stop cluttering up the front page here with your tedious twat tripe, mmmkay? Bout ready to facehoof you right into January, you ignorant piece of deer shit. Can we lose dead weight like Wolfman, Bushice ...

If Booby starts a thread, and Wolfman, Luther and Diego post in it does a reindeer shit in the woods?

Ahhh yes, Mistard Bushice. Bushice the brown-nosed cockport Had a soiled and dripping nose, and if you ever saw him, you would even say he blows. All of the other posters like to laugh and hose him down They never let poor Bushice get up off the fucking ground. Then one fateful winter day, The reind...

Vixen wrote:What's I find truly amazing is that BSmack actually thinks he's being clever.

ButtSmacked was clever once. After being "beached" at the wedge of the asscrack, the little-sperm-who-could managed to swim his way up to impregnate daddy #2's asshole.

Want me to wytch it? Or call timmay in to suck you off?

Donder wrote:

BSmack wrote:malis in Sami

wa Alaykum As-Salām

Is BoreSmack Muslim? I thought he was just stupid.

The closest Dumbslinger ever came to pussy is this thread.

Nothing quite as pathetic as a senior citizens sobbing.

Go suck on the business end of a 57 mag and make it go BOOM, Callahan.

And you, Mr Hand, take a walk into the high tide and drown yourself.

I'd be in favor of BitchSmack wearing any color underwear. Anything to keep his smelly twat from flapping in here.

Wolfman wrote:why 88--how could you forget that most pressing national economic issue ???

Your most pressing issue should be pulling hooves out of your fat asshole, grandpa.

Why don't you post her clam or shut the fuck up, you flaming faggot?

Up your asshole. Right next to Wolfman's bottle o' Beast.

Mikey wrote:That's the whole point. Peak electric system loads occur during the day.

Give it up, Mikey. The only load mr leisure suit is familiar with is the load of shit in his brain.

I think Mistard Bushice is like the Babe Ruth of retards, Plato. .......absent ever scoring any trim, of course.

It's cool if we bat his dumb ass around the yard some.

Capitalize your C, Cuntshice, and then scram back to your poli-sci Mclaughlin Gack forum dealie place.

Your next fun take will be your first, asshead.

-give his Nat King Cole "greatest of" 8-track collection a golden shower
-have Santa order the National Hurricane Center to send a Cat 5.1/16 his direction
-slap the stupid right off his face

"Cock and mouth" is an obvious fascination of yours, cowboy.

Are you a homosexual?

Or maybe just bi-curious?

Talk to us.

We'll leave our "discussion" on this board.

We promise, Gunswinger.

Is this Gunslinger fellow always this stupid?

Talk about a zero.