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Hey big reindeer fella. Nice to see but I have to tell you you’re a little late with your first appearance this year. I noticed that Costco already had their Christmas shit out on Saturday. Early, late it's all the same. The North Pole was draggin' me down and I was bored and wanted to sprinkle a l...

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Or, did softbrainbatshit just, blow.

Period.

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are AI They are bots. LTS TRN 2 Carson Diego in Seattle Bill in Houston schmick ML@Coyote Derron57 There are probably more. You may feel free to PM me for more information. https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/OyYAAOSwiv5dlgtQ/s-l500.jpg Danger! Danger Will Robinson! Poptard just blew his paranoia gasket!

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Well, for a "bot" he at least produced an actual tune, "Midget Lawyer," with impressive chops and satire of which FZ would have approved. Who the fuck are you? :?: You're next shit troll. I already outted your ass months ago. An early Merry Xmas Ren Fairy. You really need to loo...

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Jsc810 wrote: ↑Sun Aug 28, 2022 11:43 pm NO

None of your bullshit matters

He had classified documents.

Prosecute him and all those involved

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Papa Willie wrote: ↑Sun Dec 15, 2019 10:14 pmIn all honesty, the deer thing kind of ran it’s course about a decade ago.

This is what happens when Milton puts on a deer costume. It is telling that he/she chose Vixen.

Guess that makes he/she a Rein Fairy.

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Merry Christmas, all wrapped up in a Boa.

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FiatLux wrote: ↑Fri Nov 22, 2019 4:57 amGood call.

Santa should shoot that obese thing and put it out of our misery.

Be careful there sport, the reindeer have little Ren Fairies in their cross hairs as well.

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And don't forget Dan Vogel was banned, too. He was even more terrorizing and threatening than I was. The horrah! Short attention span Sparky? Alzheimer's kicking in? Dan didn't get banned until you went psycho flat-erf batshit crazy and revealed yourself as Dan. So it was still you. You weren't thr...

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:24 pmFuck off, you sack of shit.

Right back at you, you old fart sniffer. Amusing that you would have anything to say in a thread about banning, considering you've been banned here.

TWICE.

Not to mention the lifetime ban at .net.

Too funny.

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Kierland wrote: ↑Fri Nov 15, 2019 9:30 pmSTFU you fat greedy fuck.
Nobody believes your lies.

Bleat on Queerland. Can't take the truth, get out of the way.

BTW, you are at the tippy-top of the NAUGHTY list. Your coal is piling up like the tedious posts you spread like gut growlers on this board.

Turd wrangler.

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I was kidding, Mr. Blitzen. I’d like to see them pursuit it as a black on white hate crime, but we know THAT’S not going to happen. I think the stupid fucker should at least sit the rest of this season out and do Rudolph’s laundry for a full year. I thought as much PW, just making sure. You are mos...

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Without reading fag's post, what's the big deal? Maybe it'll knock a little accuracy into Rudolph's passing. When the reindeer have to agree with Toolio over 'Spray, the North Pole has tipped on its' axis. 'Tis a sad day in Santa-land. As it is, a season long lump of get the fuck out of the NFL coa...

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Good God and god Rudy, I thought that shindig would never be mentioned again. The Deciders can be completely irresponsible sometimes. Hope they learned a lesson as Santa has a few choice lumps of coal for all, and I won't mention where he's putting them. Anywho, here's a starter for the board this y...

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Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 26, 2019 12:51 am This is possibly the worst thread I have ever read on here. The trolls are trolling hard, them fucking smelly reindeer can't be far away, and this is pure shit.

Be careful what you ask for Duhhroon.

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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_8ms5lpIALA/Td-ziDEP85I/AAAAAAAAE-A/fVjq3S86Pdw/s320/riverwalk-alcoholic.jpg Goobs is a real hoot around the holidays... https://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/ I almost feel sorry for the reindeer. Almost, but not quite. https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/610y...

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You are a ridiculous pile of shit who has not brought a damn thing to the thread. Not a thing. Dripping blood the whole way. A true bitch. Stfu and make me a sammich. Rack! Very well done. Moving Flail will mount absolutely no effective counter to that ass blistering. Watch and see. You want to ret...

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Dinsdale is a bitter and jealous fool. Like Blitzen. Glory days. No, not at all. There is an art form to the reindeer and all you're doing Play-dough is simply trolling. Poorly. Getting in Goober's dome is nothing. Being creative about it is something else. Propping yourself with your own troll is ...

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:At this point, I almost feel sorry for you.

I sort of do to. Sort of.

Plato hasn't exactly represented, but the other reindeer brought the goods.

Sorry Goobs if the various lumps of coal got caught in the wax on your taint.

Better luck next year champ.

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Well this thread certainly has delivered...

complete shit.

Happy Holidays from the Team.

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Moving Sale wrote:And some of us have washers and dryers that make us money. What's your point.

Oh, so now your in the coin-op laundry biz with Screw?

What a sad little lying troll you are.

Go shove a roll of quarters up your midget ass.

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Moving Sale, sung to Silver Bells https://d2v9y0dukr6mq2.cloudfront.net/video/thumbnail/A039Hsw/tiny-lawyer-standing-over-contract-paperwork_n1bdd-it__S0000.jpg Moving Sale, Midget Fail It's Court Room time in the city, Ring-a-ling, (ring-a-ling) tiny thing (tiny thing) Soon all the wet backs will ...

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Moving Sale wrote:Bring it flea pile.

In time tiny tyke. In time.

Be careful what you ask for.

And for fucks sake, stop posing for these pictures Sale, it's disgusting.

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Papa Willie wrote:The reindeer really need to kick you in your pussy this year. I hope you're okay with that.

Not to worry Papa, the midget and a few others are on this years naughty list. All in good time.

Happy Holidaze!

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BSmack wrote:I'm sure he'll be disappointed it wasn't cock shaped.

Good call B. Haven't honed the hooves for almost a year. Damnable typos.

A nice gift of your favorite libation is on its way.

Cheers.

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Only faggots add sugar to iced tea. Not a fan of sweet tea, but this is a staple of the south, as BSmack stated. You don't like it Schmickles, don't drink it, but the only faggot here is you. A lump of burning coal up your stocking and ass. Midget Scale, nice work getting a wetback into the country...

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RaCK THAT SHIT. This is The erudite board, for the intellectually honest and above IQ 120 crowd. Not like a bunch of slope headed, ass grabbin' circle jerkin' cum eatin' inbreds like inhabit GayBungHole .net . You Will Not see reeindeer posting there. sayin' Well, that IS where mvspedo and R-Quit d...

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For Marty,

A BI GEZUNT

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You know Rudy, you shouldn't be casting aspersions around when you have that "special relationship" with Hermey the Elf.

Goober was right about you.

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To my pal shutyomouth, with love http://img.memecdn.com/laxative_o_1826189.jpg sig ~Blitzen~ Hey, whoa there 'Dolpho. Spray is a good guy. He supports the Reindeer. Besides, giving laxative to Spray is like bringing a tank full of feces to a bar fight. You just don't want to go there.

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Oh Alan's gone, oh Alan's gone
And Stanley is heartbroken.

Oh Alan's gone, oh Alan's gone,
No more love from dong to dong.

Stan's not only gay, in summertime
No, also in winter when he blows.

But Alan's gone, dear Alan's gone,
No more chode Stan can choke on.

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It's beginning to look a lot like Boozemas, Goober's going to blow, Every transient on the street, He'll whistle upon their meat To earn that Jim Beam dough. It's beginning to look a lot like Boozemas, Eyes are red and sore, But the hideous sight to see, Is Goobs on bended knee, Puking up man spore...

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I could drink, smoke, snort, whatever, and your pathetic bleatings would still not make sense. Moron. So English is your second language? Third? Is your feeble brain so polluted and awash with booze that you've become a pickled, hydrocephalic baby, incapable of cognizant thought? Listen up you anci...

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Goober McTuber wrote:English not your primary language, corky?

Try reading it when you're not face down on some dude in an alley, drunk out of your mind with Jim Beam and sperm breath.

It will make more sense.

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Goober McTuber wrote:And I would never stoop to drinking Jim Beam.

Well of course you wouldn't. More Jim Beam means getting more sloppy drunk. More sloppy drunk means more sloppy dick. More sloppy dick means more Jim Beam.

It's an infinite loop of drunken gay festivities and a win-win-win for you!

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Poor ol' Goober, now we can add delusional to the list of naughty things for Santa. Tell you what Mr. McTuber, the Reindeer all gathered together in a conference call with the Big Guy. We also got the Deciders on the line for some input. To whit, most of us feel somewhat bad for the mistreatment you...

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Goober, the red nosed alky, had a ginny blossomed nose. And if you ever saw it, you would surely say it's gross. All of the other drunkards, used to laugh and call him names. They never let old Goober, have respect 'cause he's so lame. Then one sloggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, Goober with yo...

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Well, based on this thread and where your focus is, that would be your area of expertise.

Stop obsessing about moose dick so much. It's creepy.

Ho ho ho, now go stuff your stocking.

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This thread is one of the reasons we're flying under the radar this year.

Merry Effin' Christmas.

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Dashing very slow In a hoarsy open bray Oh the boys he blows, Chugging all the way. Goober likes to bring, nothing very bright Oh what fun it is to sting This boring turd tonight. Oh, last word whore, last word whore Last word all the way Oh, what fun it is to chide this boring 'tard today, oh Last...

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