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by Jay in Phoenix
Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10365

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

No doubt Smackie. The pickle polisher is an epic debater. If by epic you mean the worst of the worst.

MS, when you are right sir, you are right.
by Jay in Phoenix
Fri Dec 06, 2019 4:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Time to start giving . . .
Replies: 8
Views: 1716

Re: Time to start giving . . .

Rudolph wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2019 2:49 pm Naw, IB just kidding Jay a little. He is totally safe and clean as far as we know up here.
Well I certainly am, thank you. Never even been to Florida, so that struck as kind of bizarre.

Merry X-mas back at you Rudy, you flea-riddled goofball.
by Jay in Phoenix
Fri Dec 06, 2019 4:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10365

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

So, King has an opinion just as you have yours. So what? Who cares?

Once again, his political views have nothing to do with his writing. Politics rarely makes a dent in his stories.

What has this little misdirection on your part have to do with the Shining?

Lighten up Francis.
by Jay in Phoenix
Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10365

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

My point was that Stephen king is a mentally unstable kinda guy. You can scroll down a list of batshit crazy remarks from him, Longer than the great wall. Which you have yet to link up and prove. Until you do, you really need to stand down. It's a well known fact that his being the author of the bo...
by Jay in Phoenix
Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10365

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

Honestly I've read three when I was a teenager and The Shining was one. Salem's Lot and another. Thought they were marvelous, proper spook stories. He always struck me as a bit of a pulp writer, or the English penny dreadful - massive audience with youth. It's what you do when you hone your craft,*...
by Jay in Phoenix
Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10365

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

Idiot Pickle, where did I ever say the film was bad. Where did I say it wasn't considered a classic. That's right pickled brain, I didn't. It's an iconic film for many reasons. All I said was that King doesn't like it and showed his reasons. I've seen the film many times, and my reaction is always t...
by Jay in Phoenix
Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10365

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

Jay. I've been a cinema lover longer than you've been alive. Stephen king called Shelly's performance crap, saying she was a scream queen. He thought Jack's performance was trash. AND you don't have any problems with king's opinions? For starters, I thought Shelly's acting was PERFECT for the role ...
by Jay in Phoenix
Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10365

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

Kierland wrote: Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:05 pm How’s the process working out for ya Jay? :lol:
Not my process bud. Not at all.

In retrospect...

Deflect and lie.
Dodge and weave.
Obfuscate the truth.

The process is nobody's friend.

Your point is well made.
by Jay in Phoenix
Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10365

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

His politics has nothing to do with his ability as a writer, nor the quality of his work. Terry Goodkind's readers laugh. Anyway, EAP, the auto accident changed him. What's your point IB? What does Goodkind have to do with King? Yes, the accident did change him. If anything, he became a BETTER writ...
by Jay in Phoenix
Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10365

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

As a thinking individual, he's getting more and more psychotic like Hillary Clinton is getting more and more delusional. King is a leftist. His remarks about G W. Bush are psychotic to say the least. Like most leftists, he is deeply unhinged and flat out nuts His politics has nothing to do with his...
by Jay in Phoenix
Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10365

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

You're a dog felching idiot Stan,so your opinion is meaningless.

No shove your personalities and trolls up your blown-out ass hole and make the whole board a sandwich.

Bitch.
by Jay in Phoenix
Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10365

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

Well he does write shlock and he's very good at it. Not putting it down, it's an art in itself. If Truffaut directed a Nancy Drew story, liberties should be allowed. Phibes, I respect your opinion, but you sound like someone who has never actually read his work. He has written some pretty weak book...
by Jay in Phoenix
Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10365

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

The Shining is a story about Stephen, Tabitha, their daughter, Stephen's substance abuse, and the effect of that substance abuse on his family. Kubrick went to the places Stephen couldn't face. Kubrick directed Shelly in a very specific way. It worked. Kubrick doesn't make mistakes. It is not prepo...
by Jay in Phoenix
Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10365

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

Kubrik took too many liberties with the story and mucked up some of what King was writing about. In the end.. so what? It's Stephen King, not HG Wells. You're underrating King. Clearly you haven't read any of his recent work. He's getting better with each novel. Just read "The Institute" ...
by Jay in Phoenix
Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10365

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

Even brain dead morons know 2001 is first. Clockwork has more flaws so it stays at 5, but thank you for your input. Why is it number one over Strangelove, Lolita, Lyndon or even EWS? Technical innovation? Plot? Influence? How does it stack up against Birth of a Nation? Lyndon was boring as hell. Lo...
by Jay in Phoenix
Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10365

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

Even brain dead morons know 2001 is first. Clockwork has more flaws so it stays at 5, but thank you for your input. I hope you realize that was a joke base on Bowie's song. Yes, 2001 is his best. Clockwork has flaws, but Malcolm MdDowell was brilliant. I've always preferred it over Paths. But only ...
by Jay in Phoenix
Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10365

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

Is The Shining even in the top 5 of Kubrick films? I would argue no, but close. It is not. 2001: A Space Oddity Full Metal Jacket Dr. Strangelove* Paths of Glory Clockwork Orange *Or how I stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb. David Bowie would agree with your first choice. Flip-flop Paths...
by Jay in Phoenix
Thu Dec 05, 2019 5:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 98
Views: 10365

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

Yes. Watch out. The blade comes down next week... https://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/13403390_f520.jpg This is poptart, btw. Superior movie. Superior performances. Kubrick had no business being that gifted. Technically, a superior movie. Jack Nicholson was spot on. That said, Shelly Duvall was awfu...
by Jay in Phoenix
Thu Dec 05, 2019 4:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Help EAP upload his pictures!
Replies: 12
Views: 2298

Re: Help EAP upload his pictures!

I would be strongly in favor of a population culling effort based solely on one's intellectual ability to post a picture on the internet. Those who can, get to stay. Those who can't, get sent to the gas chamber. Who's with me? Babies excluded of course...unless they're the progeny of those too stup...
by Jay in Phoenix
Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 20
Views: 1676

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

IG report coming out soon. http://www.thetrolls.net/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=27509 Why steal mvscal's post? Why not just link to the original article you both reference, then give your own commentary? Curious. I never realized that felching your own dog could cause plagiarism. What an odd side...
by Jay in Phoenix
Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's
Replies: 20
Views: 1676

Re: Barren Down the Hatches, Fukk-O's

Oh yes, btw Stan. Don't forget the mouthwash as well. You'll be Frenching your wiener dog as per usualm and you don't want that pesky taste of dog balls lingering on your tongue.

Oh wait, you probably do.

Never mind.
by Jay in Phoenix
Sat Nov 30, 2019 4:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pictures of YOU!
Replies: 58
Views: 6052

Re: Pictures of YOU!

DILUTE BEFORE ADMINISTRATION
by Jay in Phoenix
Sat Nov 30, 2019 4:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pictures of YOU!
Replies: 58
Views: 6052

Re: Pictures of YOU!

YOU SHOULD AVOID PROLONGED OR EXCESSIVE EXPOSURE TO SUNLIGHT WHILE TAKING THIS MEDICATION
by Jay in Phoenix
Sat Nov 30, 2019 4:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pictures of YOU!
Replies: 58
Views: 6052

Re: Pictures of YOU!

RINSE MOUTH THOROUGHLY AFTER EACH USE
by Jay in Phoenix
Sat Nov 30, 2019 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pictures of YOU!
Replies: 58
Views: 6052

Re: Pictures of YOU!

USE AS A GARGLE: NOT TO BE SWALLOWED
by Jay in Phoenix
Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pictures of YOU!
Replies: 58
Views: 6052

Re: Pictures of YOU!

PACKAGE NOT CHILD RESISTANT
by Jay in Phoenix
Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pictures of YOU!
Replies: 58
Views: 6052

Re: Pictures of YOU!

CAUTION: DO NOT TAKE WITH ALCOHOL OR NON-PRESCRIBED DRUGS WITHOUT CONSULTING YOUR DOCTOR
by Jay in Phoenix
Sat Nov 30, 2019 3:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pictures of YOU!
Replies: 58
Views: 6052

Re: Pictures of YOU!

MAY CAUSE DIZZIENESS: AVOID PHYSICAL ACTIVITIES.
by Jay in Phoenix
Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sunday Night Football...
Replies: 20
Views: 2239

Re: Sunday Night Football...

Put another way...


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by Jay in Phoenix
Sun Nov 24, 2019 9:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 3 commercials of all-time
Replies: 38
Views: 2211

Re: Top 3 commercials of all-time

One I had not seen before.



And one especially for Stanley.

by Jay in Phoenix
Sun Nov 24, 2019 8:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How's your Saturday going ?
Replies: 65
Views: 9881

Re: How's your Saturday going ?

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by Jay in Phoenix
Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How's your Saturday going ?
Replies: 65
Views: 9881

Re: How's your Saturday going ?

Ban posted that there was massive amounts of ejaculate. So one can deduct that massive amounts equals multiple dirtbags. That's all. No need to question that piece of logic any further, or pick it apart any further. Unless you have an axe to grind that is. No axe to grind buddy. Just a question, on...
by Jay in Phoenix
Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How's your Saturday going ?
Replies: 65
Views: 9881

Re: How's your Saturday going ?

Logic isn't your strong suit? He questioned how anyone could know there were multiple dirtbags present without David Caruso and his CSI team to gather the evidence. Ban described massive amounts of goo. So unless you know of a single human being capable of that feat? There's the answer. Multiple di...
by Jay in Phoenix
Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How's your Saturday going ?
Replies: 65
Views: 9881

Re: How's your Saturday going ?

Not to mention deeply confused.

Split personality disorder is a bitch.
by Jay in Phoenix
Sun Nov 24, 2019 3:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How's your Saturday going ?
Replies: 65
Views: 9881

Re: How's your Saturday going ?

Toolio, Cal's record is 6-5. Oregon is 9-2.

They are first in the North.

Cal is fourth. What the fuck are you bragging about?

Oh yes, how are those precious Warriors doing, eh?




Too funny. :mrgreen:
by Jay in Phoenix
Sat Nov 23, 2019 2:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 3 commercials of all-time
Replies: 38
Views: 2211

Re: Top 3 commercials of all-time

A couple of oldies...






Cool animated one I had never seen before from Honda.

by Jay in Phoenix
Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I am Pickle's old GF
Replies: 82
Views: 7477

Re: I am Pickle's old GF

Well - at least it provides some balance to the FiatLickshisdad'scock/Fagland/PillowHead trio... You know Papa, I'm at the point of disagreement. Hate to say this, but enough is enough. I thought the 3...now 4 faces of Stanley would eventually wear themselves out and he would implode on his own spl...
by Jay in Phoenix
Fri Nov 22, 2019 2:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Liberty Rankings
Replies: 71
Views: 6290

Re: Liberty Rankings

Mgo, an oddity about your list. You have Poptart @ #3, while slotting Dan Vogel @ #20. Same person and all. Just wondering. Same person, different personalities . :wink: Quite true. However, knowing all we know about "Dan", this reveals some interesting characteristics about Poptart. http...
by Jay in Phoenix
Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Liberty Rankings
Replies: 71
Views: 6290

Re: Liberty Rankings

what algorithm are you referring to? Did you read this thread's initial post? Why yes Smackie, I did indeed. That is why I asked. I thought you were referencing another type, one that meant something. While liberty is no plaything, taking creative licence with it while making false assumptions is a...
by Jay in Phoenix
Thu Nov 21, 2019 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Liberty Rankings
Replies: 71
Views: 6290

Re: Liberty Rankings

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 9:30 pm Way to ruin the illusion.

:(
Sorry TWIS, I'm a spoiler type.

Smackie, an interesting take, given the list is pure fantasy. But playing along, what algorithm are you referring to? It seems to be in error.