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by Turdmaker
Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Horray !! Darwinism finally works.....
Replies: 125
Views: 5974

Gawddamn you're a fucking idiot. I've hunted my whole life, I've taken gun safety courses, I've taught gun safety courses and in NO, ZERO, NONE circumstances ever call for a barrel of a rifle to be pointed at or around or near anyone's head or any other part of the body--that's all there is to it. I...
by Turdmaker
Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Horray !! Darwinism finally works.....
Replies: 125
Views: 5974

I could give a fuck less about his politics, your politics, or anyone's politics. You blither on an on defending this dipshit's patently unsafe handling of a weapon and I'm the gibbering dumbfuck, internet warrior. If G.S. Patton handled a weapon in that fashion it would be unsafe. Now go douche you...
by Turdmaker
Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Troops shoot two Iraqi women at checkpoint.
Replies: 42
Views: 2618

Killing skinnies. How Canadian.

http://www.wsws.org/public_html/iwb7-28/canada.htm

How funny is this shit.
by Turdmaker
Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Horray !! Darwinism finally works.....
Replies: 125
Views: 5974

Ever shoot a weapon B Wenie?

Ever take a firearms safety course?

Unfortunately, our boy didn't Darwin himself right then and there and avoid growing up to be the simpering whining pussy he came to be. I'm sure you can relate to that.
by Turdmaker
Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Horray !! Darwinism finally works.....
Replies: 125
Views: 5974

Rule #1 in the C. Darwin handbook of firearms safety: If the clip (that's where the bullets are) isn't in the weapon, you should always, always, always assume that there isn't a bullet in the chamber. Seriously, if my 4 year old son handled a toy gun that way I'd chew his ass, let alone a combat ......
by Turdmaker
Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Troops shoot two Iraqi women at checkpoint.
Replies: 42
Views: 2618

Well fuck, I guess that's the first and last time bitches heard that maybe that maybe it's a good idea to slow/stop at observation points. Our man C. Darwin works in mysterious ways.
by Turdmaker
Tue May 23, 2006 2:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rep. Wm Jefferson, D-La - Apparent crook & bribe taker
Replies: 12
Views: 1447

Well, in a nutshell, yes.....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,196517,00.html

Talk about a worthless POS.
by Turdmaker
Sat May 20, 2006 4:09 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Springer should be thrown out of the league!!!
Replies: 46
Views: 2719

Well, yeah, I get what he was doing and what motivated him--fuck if you're going to hit the fucker, hit him for Chrisakes-fucker can't move. Of course, Springer could have actually attempted to compete but didn't. Maybe that's why he's making squat and pitches in games with his team down 11-3.
by Turdmaker
Fri May 19, 2006 1:41 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Springer should be thrown out of the league!!!
Replies: 46
Views: 2719

Boy, Russ Springer is my hero, too. Takes him 5 pitches to hit a guy with that watermelon of a noggin. Then Barry takes his best shot and acts like a mosquito bit him. Springer's a puss, all he did was jump on the trainwreck that is Barry's run on 714. A three-peckered, two headed, three legged, fre...
by Turdmaker
Sat May 13, 2006 5:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Presidential Approval Ratings
Replies: 13
Views: 1649

29%? He really does have a big family.
by Turdmaker
Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Zombie Rave Party Killings
Replies: 42
Views: 3120

Sound like C. Darwin showed up at this place-in spades.
by Turdmaker
Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:43 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Welcome to the New Reich (Spellcheck courtesy of PSU)
Replies: 387
Views: 22177

Can any of you any silly faggots even define facism (prior to googling it) or Nazism? Seriously, Bush may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but to compare him to Hitler is ludicrous to the degree that it deadens any credibilty to any retard that makes the comment. What a bunch of shitstains the ...
by Turdmaker
Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cindy Sheehan Arrested!!!
Replies: 30
Views: 2258

The next and only time I want to read another post about Cindy Sheehan is when someone kills this silly cunt.
by Turdmaker
Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:11 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Should I pursue this further?
Replies: 229
Views: 16463

Seven pages based on:

Shoalzie mewled:

I'm 25 and still sucking on my mommy's teat. I think I'll publish this fact for public consumption.


Un-fucking-believeable. Post again if you ever drop a set.
by Turdmaker
Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:11 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Coach Manning
Replies: 13
Views: 1545

Why would there have been any doubt about going for it in that situation? Indy's fucked if the punt it, down 21-3 with Pittsburgh's running game taking time off the clock. If you can't pick up 2 yards in that situation, you don't deserve to win anyway. I saw that and I saw Peyton's whiny shit after ...
by Turdmaker
Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:09 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Leinfart sinking in the draft play after play
Replies: 12
Views: 1279

Yeah, he's 8 for 9 in the second half and missed the one because the receiver was too dumb to know where he was--and he's driven his team to two consecutive TD's. Yeah, you're right, he sucks. Leinart's just fine. But #10 would be the first QB chosen if he comes out--shit, he might be the first play...
by Turdmaker
Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:46 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: I hope they fire Norv monday
Replies: 7
Views: 683

No shit-I hope that tool has coached his last game ever, NFL, college, HS, Pop fucking Warner. I'm no Raider fan, but that guy is a fucking laughing stock. I was yelling at my TV set that last 4 downs-that was an embarassment to anyone who likes the game period.
by Turdmaker
Fri Dec 30, 2005 1:48 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: FSU LB sent home
Replies: 15
Views: 1231

Fuck? Sexual assault is against FSU team rules! Or is it violating curfew to commit sexual assault?
by Turdmaker
Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:33 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: The I hate Brent thread
Replies: 36
Views: 2245

Gnawing your own testicles off beats 4 hours of that asshole...Rarely does a broadcaster or broadcasting team enhance my enjoyment of a game--it's basically a guy or guys telling what you just saw, but this in the one guy I'll let the OL have the TV when he's doing a game. Obviously, sound down work...
by Turdmaker
Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:09 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: The I hate Brent thread
Replies: 36
Views: 2245

Radio Fan wrote: Anybody catch the hindsight.com bowl last night? I may be the only guy in America that actually looks forward to the endless plethora of irrelevant bowl games, but they're kind of cool from a watching two mismatched people fuck standpoint (aka 7 footer porking a midget) which you d...
by Turdmaker
Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:45 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Tony Dungy's son found dead
Replies: 47
Views: 3265

^^^^^This may be the single most intelligible thing I've ever read but having some experience with peeps who have offed themselves-Once some SOB decides he/she/it wants to do it there's nothing you can do to stop them-if you mix that with drugs...well RIP.
by Turdmaker
Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:56 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Pro Bowlers announced
Replies: 4
Views: 708

Koren Robinson-always good to see a drinking man make a come back. Of course, surrounded by good guys like the Vikings and led by Mike Tice we can look forward to another excellent off season for Koren-a couple DUI's, a little rehab, maybe some domestic violence and the inevitable sobbing, whining, ...
by Turdmaker
Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iraqi Election Results...
Replies: 21
Views: 2137

Polesmoker in Seattle wrote:

If we keep counting votes in King County, I know we'll miracuously find enough to win.

Sin

Washington State Fagocrats
by Turdmaker
Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:17 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2006 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 92
Views: 20529

Charlton Heston-Alzheimer victim-forgets shotgun is loaded, points at himself and BOOM . James Brady-vegetable-chokes in own vomit. Don Zimmer-old man with a plate in his head-falls asleep forever in whatever dugout he's bench coach. Dave Niehaus-Seattle M's play by play guy-numerous organ systems g...
by Turdmaker
Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:37 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: I-AA Playoffs?
Replies: 34
Views: 2573

A kid from our neck of the woods plays QB at Occidental (Jack Kemp) and has just sick tools. Occidental was unbeaten until playing Linfield and got their ass kicked but our boy had an outstanding game--is the kind of guy that ends up being a Dave Krieg or Kurt Warner type of guy--hopefully minus Cru...
by Turdmaker
Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:30 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Solich charged with DWI
Replies: 7
Views: 932

You seen Ohio play...drinking one's self stuporous seems reasonable to me.
by Turdmaker
Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:41 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: WTF Eagles??
Replies: 51
Views: 2083

Here's the only stat that matters:

SB's won by Kneegrow Q's:1
SB's won by White guy Q's: All the rest.

Vick will NEVER win a Super Bowl--doesn't look like McNabb's going to either.
by Turdmaker
Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:39 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: SC-ND
Replies: 76
Views: 5052

USC has way more talent than ND, and Pete Carroll won't be outcoached by Charlie Weis like Charlie outcoaches all the other fucks they've played so far. USC will be up for this one would be my guess-after 2 national titles in a row, it's got to be hard for to get up for the conference foes you usual...
by Turdmaker
Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:30 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Stanford vs Washington State
Replies: 11
Views: 1427

The Cougars just flat suck out loud. A good high school team could beat them-maybe not all the good. Typical Cougar cycle--about 3 years with a total of 10 wins and maybe none against a D1 team, then we'll have enough of the LA black knights beat prop 48 and they'll play for the title, only to Coug ...
by Turdmaker
Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What's our national pastime?
Replies: 24
Views: 2062

Risa, in a spazzmatic frenzy, wrote:

our national pastime is thieving.

always has been. always will be.


As the spokesbitch for mvscal nation, I take your word for it.
by Turdmaker
Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Being anti-war makes you say incredibly stupid things
Replies: 31
Views: 1730

Cicero wrote:

Etan Thomas will forever and always be a nig in my eyes.


Nice, verrrrry nice.
by Turdmaker
Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:23 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Clemens
Replies: 33
Views: 1738

Simply, Clemens will not win enough games this year because of his team's horseshit offense. Carpenter can't sniff his jock, let alone wear it, but he'll win the CY unless he turns to shit or Dontrelle Willis strings together an incredible run which he's capable of doing.