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by Jerkovich
Thu Aug 25, 2016 9:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: YOU LOVE YOU LOSE!
Replies: 11
Views: 1620

Re: YOU LOVE YOU LOSE!

Diego in Seattle wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:I married a German girl. They are mean as fuck. :x
I'm sure that that's your experience internationally.
This coming from a pedo. :meds:
by Jerkovich
Thu Aug 25, 2016 4:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mornin' Folks!
Replies: 48
Views: 3725

Re: Mornin' Folks!

Moving Sale wrote:
mvscal wrote:1. Black Cock
2. Black Cock
3. Black Cock
4. Black Cock
5. Africa

Sin,

Moving Black Cock
Me thinks you doth protest too much.
Are you still dying your hair platinum blond?
by Jerkovich
Thu Aug 25, 2016 4:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: YOU LOVE YOU LOSE!
Replies: 11
Views: 1620

Re: YOU LOVE YOU LOSE!

I married a German girl. They are mean as fuck. :x
by Jerkovich
Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey All You Conservatives...
Replies: 21
Views: 2207

Re: Hey All You Conservatives...

That's a great question! Why don't conservatives start asking the pharma companies about that?[/quote] It doesn't cost $2500 a month unless you are hooked to an insulin pump that requires constant attention. His response should been, "Get off of your fat ass and lose all that weight hefting aro...
by Jerkovich
Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey All You Conservatives...
Replies: 21
Views: 2207

Re: Hey All You Conservatives...

And why does it cost 2500 bucks to start with? Insulin has been around for ever. I can't imagine it is still that expensive to produce. That's a great question! Why don't conservatives start asking the pharma companies about that? It doesn't cost $2500 a month unless you are hooked to an insulin pu...
by Jerkovich
Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober's New Year Over/Under
Replies: 18
Views: 1830

Re: Goober's New Year Over/Under

What did I miss?
by Jerkovich
Thu Sep 03, 2015 10:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump.....Toast!
Replies: 257
Views: 13286

Re: Trump.....Toast!

Really? The whole economy is just going to cave in without the exploitation of illegal immigrants? I didn't write or refer to anything remotely close to that. Really. Try taking statements within context, or is that too difficult for you to comprehend? It's real fucking simple. If you are in the co...
by Jerkovich
Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump.....Toast!
Replies: 257
Views: 13286

Re: Trump.....Toast!

mvscal wrote:Yep. Any minute now Trump is going to implode. Any time now...
Anytime now....... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://wkrg.com/2015/08/19/high-demand- ... in-mobile/

Sup Buttsy?
by Jerkovich
Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:06 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: The Rod of God -- (!) Pages 33 and 34 (!)
Replies: 1548
Views: 109492

Re: The Rod of God

The Earth has a radius of approximately 3965 miles. Using the Pythagorean theorem, that calculates to an average curvature of 7.98 inches per mile or approximately 8 inches per mile. The distance to the horizon in miles from height of an observer is approximately equal to 1.23 times the square root ...
by Jerkovich
Fri Jul 31, 2015 6:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Winter Olympics just jumped the shark
Replies: 28
Views: 2362

Re: The Winter Olympics just jumped the shark

Nobody else wanted that white elephant, even Boston who loves to gouge the budget. For any season douche nozzle. Looks like you finally realized what the rest of us have always known. You are a douche nozzle. Wow, that was sub-par for you Goob. Your Alzheimers seems to be advancing at an appreciabl...
by Jerkovich
Fri Jul 31, 2015 6:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Winter Olympics just jumped the shark
Replies: 28
Views: 2362

Re: The Winter Olympics just jumped the shark

Jerkovich wrote:Nobody else wanted that white elephant, even Boston who loves to gouge the budget.
For any season douche nozzle.
by Jerkovich
Fri Jul 31, 2015 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Winter Olympics just jumped the shark
Replies: 28
Views: 2362

Re: The Winter Olympics just jumped the shark

Nobody else wanted that white elephant, even Boston who loves to gouge the budget.
by Jerkovich
Thu Jul 30, 2015 6:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Organized religion is thankfully headed towards Extiction
Replies: 192
Views: 6830

Re: Organized religion is thankfully headed towards Extictio

I find it odd that non-believers spend so much time hand wringing about religion. Makes one wonder.
by Jerkovich
Sat Jul 25, 2015 5:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Still Pending
Replies: 25
Views: 2342

Re: Still Pending

I drove the interstate that goes through albuquerque. It was after dark going through it, so I really have no idea what it looked like. We turned off the interstate and took the highway, not interstate that runs in a straight line to the northeast. US 54? It started in NM and went across the teeeha...
by Jerkovich
Thu Jul 23, 2015 3:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Still Pending
Replies: 25
Views: 2342

Re: Still Pending

mvscal wrote:Oh, you're a Mexican now?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
estúpida puta mexicana :lol: :lol:
by Jerkovich
Thu Jul 09, 2015 4:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why did Bush just sit there?
Replies: 103
Views: 6405

Re: Why did Bush just sit there?

Tedious rehash of the same bullshit.
by Jerkovich
Fri Jun 19, 2015 6:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rachel Dolezal
Replies: 30
Views: 3404

Re: Rachel Dolezal

Come on, that nut job has some black inside her....if you count the skid marks in her vagina.
by Jerkovich
Mon Jun 15, 2015 5:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Have been run
Replies: 69
Views: 3578

Re: Have been run

molly wrote:Zyclone had nice things but he didn't have height.
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by Jerkovich
Wed Jun 10, 2015 12:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wonderful Redneck Insanity
Replies: 89
Views: 4082

Re: Wonderful Redneck Insanity

From the absurd dive-and-roll number while chasing teens... He tripped. I'm sure him feeling like a complete tool for eating shit while in "hot pursuit" was the proximate cause of his subsequent meltdown. He was overcompensating in order to restore his aura of "authoritah." He t...
by Jerkovich
Wed Jun 10, 2015 12:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wonderful Redneck Insanity
Replies: 89
Views: 4082

Re: Wonderful Redneck Insanity

Well one thing was for sure, those crazy monkeys sure scattered when did that, so it was pretty effective. :lol:

Now there are vids emerging with how it all started and escalated before the cops even arrived, so they walked into an already violent situation.
by Jerkovich
Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bikers Rehabbing Their Image
Replies: 4
Views: 1062

Re: Bikers Rehabbing Their Image

An exchange between two of the bikers: Robert Willow Coyne Keep an Eye out for everything BUT Red Blooded, God Fearing Americans. Jon Ritzhiemer Exactly! White People are ok. The brown ones are not! THanks Robert!!! The Ritzhiemer fellow is an organizer of this idiocy. IMO, this is a win-win for so...
by Jerkovich
Tue May 26, 2015 1:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Parenting done right
Replies: 18
Views: 2711

Re: Parenting done right

Decent copy of the Metallica anthem, especially by three chicks, but of course it's devoid of the basic satanic thrust of the actual band. Sort of like one of State's hollow photo call outs. What meds is he on? Well, I'm sure that is the problem, he is off his meds. BTW MToolio, I don't live in Fre...
by Jerkovich
Mon May 25, 2015 9:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Parenting done right
Replies: 18
Views: 2711

Re: Parenting done right

Melt? :grin: :lol:

Shut up little Fatboy.
by Jerkovich
Mon May 25, 2015 8:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Parenting done right
Replies: 18
Views: 2711

Re: Parenting done right

Moving Sale wrote:San Lorenzo= shithole for shitheads
Moving fail anywhere=faggot shithead deluxe.
by Jerkovich
Mon May 25, 2015 3:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Parenting done right
Replies: 18
Views: 2711

Re: Parenting done right

Lars will be by any minute now to sue the shit out of those girls. Ummm... Metallica's headquarters are around 90 seconds from my crib... in Gerstle Park. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/474x/af/43/3f/af433fc123795954215c44952b23c05d.jpg Santana's headquarters are a few buildings away... from ...
by Jerkovich
Wed May 20, 2015 10:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: question for Left Seater and other fly guys
Replies: 12
Views: 1822

Re: question for Left Seater and other fly guys

Total bullshit. I worked at CD Zodiak, who makes first class seating, as a final Inspector on the seating and that included the IFE system. The thing is that besides the common electrical connection the data system is completely isolated from any flight control systems. There is absolutely no way th...
by Jerkovich
Fri May 15, 2015 4:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I took a train last Thurs to Sunday
Replies: 39
Views: 2626

Re: I took a train last Thurs to Sunday

poptart wrote:
trev wrote:Is there any way to travel that is not deadly?
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Not many Amish transportation deaths.
A lot more then you think
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by Jerkovich
Fri May 15, 2015 4:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you smoke?
Replies: 82
Views: 3904

Re: Do you smoke?

I only smoke when I'm fucking.
by Jerkovich
Wed May 06, 2015 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nepal
Replies: 90
Views: 4296

Re: Nepal

Maybe they'll improve their construction technology.
by Jerkovich
Tue May 05, 2015 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poptart & MVS think Martial Law is Coming
Replies: 138
Views: 4416

Re: Tin Foil Ted - Governor of Texas

Personally, I don't believe the percentage would be nearly that high. Sure some won't but most certainly will follow orders. Having studied the UCMJ pretty thoroughly, there is a section that has the Posse Comitatus Act in it. Any soldiers and officers would be oblige to disregard any orders to tak...
by Jerkovich
Fri May 01, 2015 7:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Red Light Camera... tickets
Replies: 28
Views: 893

Re: Red Light Camera... tickets

My county pulled all of those RL cams out because it was found out the a lot of people were receiving fraudulent tickets. The damn thing were nailing vehicles that were entering the intersection on the yellow.
by Jerkovich
Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Carl's Jr. now in Toronto
Replies: 34
Views: 954

Re: Carl's Jr. now in Toronto

So they actually sent a Hardee's/Carl's Jr up north to you Canadians "eh"? I would apologize but I find it much to amusing, with luck they'll carpet bomb you with another one of their gastronomical challenges such as The Green Burrito in more than likely the same establishment. Soon you'l...
by Jerkovich
Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Had to identify a body for the coroner today
Replies: 29
Views: 1025

Re: Had to identify a body for the coroner today

Check the bodies that you actually killed.
by Jerkovich
Fri Apr 24, 2015 6:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How many of you Johnny Rebs...
Replies: 47
Views: 1235

Re: How many of you Johnny Rebs...

Moving Fail doesn't represent all Cali folk, just the stupid ones.
by Jerkovich
Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don't worry California
Replies: 20
Views: 1019

Re: Don't worry California

Quit growing so many fucking almonds. Each almond requires a gallon of water to produce. I'll see your almonds and raise you rice . In California's rice industry, it takes 4000 liters of water to produce one kilo of rice. You can do the metric conversion on your own. So raising food to feed your st...
by Jerkovich
Wed Apr 22, 2015 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don't worry California
Replies: 20
Views: 1019

Re: Don't worry California

Sure, don't water them at all and they will get brown. But the frequent short watering you do doesn't promote root growth. I tend to water once a week for 1hour per section. But like I said the experts will be along shortly. Hey, the Bay Area is going to be fine. The Hetch Hetchy reservoir levels a...
by Jerkovich
Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CenCal PET
Replies: 44
Views: 1410

Re: CenCal PET

I'm guess I'm a bit jaded because I live here. Hope you have fun though, but I could have directed you to some really spectacular scenic routes and awesome wineries. He posted pics of "spectacular scenic routes and awesome wineries." WTF are u talking about? Certainly not the roads around...
by Jerkovich
Mon Apr 20, 2015 6:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CenCal PET
Replies: 44
Views: 1410

Re: CenCal PET

I'm guess I'm a bit jaded because I live here. Hope you have fun though, but I could have directed you to some really spectacular scenic routes I don't think Mikey was looking for a tour of all the CenCal glory holes. Keep your tours to yourself. For crying out loud pedo, I was talking about scenic...
by Jerkovich
Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CenCal PET
Replies: 44
Views: 1410

Re: CenCal PET

I'm guess I'm a bit jaded because I live here. Hope you have fun though, but I could have directed you to some really spectacular scenic routes and awesome wineries.
by Jerkovich
Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What cell carrier do you use
Replies: 17
Views: 748

What cell carrier do you use

I've been with Verizon for about 11 years and until about a couple of years ago I've been pretty happy with them. The reason I went with them in the first place was the coverage was second to none. That's important went you travel a lot. About a year ago my data went through the roof and I was being...