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- Mon Jan 19, 2015 8:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: NBED
- Replies: 7
- Views: 222
NBED
So, how is your sanctioned Nation Black Extortionist Day going?
- Mon Jan 19, 2015 6:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Meet the state dept. minstrel
- Replies: 12
- Views: 265
Re: Meet the state dept. minstrel
American's don't want a president. They desire and demand a "strict father" to guide them in an age of confused morality. Wrong. Americans wanted Santa Claus. What they got was: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090929034155/zenukchats/images/9/95/Monkey_cymbal.gif :lol: :lol: :lol: Sc...
- Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Who had George Zimmerman in the death pool?
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1532
Re: Who had George Zimmerman in the death pool?
AP has his panties in wad.
- Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: best pistol for a woman?
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2530
Re: best pistol for a woman?
I like that in a woman! Wanna go have a drink and discuss your take on this.
- Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: best pistol for a woman?
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2530
Re: best pistol for a woman?
I got your pink.....RIGHT HERE!
- Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: best pistol for a woman?
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2530
Re: best pistol for a woman?
it's nicer then my Colt. If your Colt is a revolver, then there's something seriously wrong with it if it's not superior in every way to a Taurus. There's a reason Colt revolvers cost a grand. I have several weapons, but my Colt 1911A1 is my go too. Trained in the US MP Corps and never failed to qu...
- Sun Dec 14, 2014 7:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: European battlefield tours or guides...
- Replies: 9
- Views: 262
- Sun Dec 14, 2014 6:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Control your Monkeys...
- Replies: 11
- Views: 447
Re: Control your Monkeys...
Milton lives in one the biggest shit hole in this state. The whole place smells of piss and shit and just a blight. Ya, show off your pretty little picture douche bag. I lived there for ten years and couldn't wait to escape. The worst people in the world live there. I'm not sure what psychosis posse...
- Sun Dec 14, 2014 6:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Healthiest and Worst States
- Replies: 42
- Views: 1031
Re: Healthiest and Worst States
.schmick wrote:every mexican woman over 35 has 5 kids and an extra 150 pounds on a 5 foot 2 inch framemvscal wrote:Beaners10 Nebraska .50
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So not true....to a certain extent.
- Sun Dec 14, 2014 6:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: best pistol for a woman?
- Replies: 88
- Views: 2530
Re: best pistol for a woman?
Yes, a real woman asks for a weapon, so I bought her a T45410. I'm kind of envious because it's nicer then my Colt. But it accessorizes her nail color. The only request I made is that she never points it at me. I'm a scared little man. :lol: http://pinkhandguns.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/TaurusM...
- Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: [G] And heeeeeeere we go again... [G - page 2]
- Replies: 69
- Views: 1882
Re: And heeeeeeere we go again...
Really, 5 or six taser shots would have done the trick and no one would have had to lat a finger on him. That fucking video is in kin to what you watch on animal planet when you watch the jackals attack the water buffalo. Fucking sick.
- Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Worst places to visit
- Replies: 42
- Views: 1026
Re: Worst places to visit
I lived in the Bay Area for ten years and it was a complete shit hole complete with the most shit heads on earth. Were talking about rude fucking shit heads. They are so fucked that 1 in 100 will even make eye contact with you. Shiftless shit heads in a shit hole. I can't wait for that piece of wast...
- Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Worst places to visit
- Replies: 42
- Views: 1026
Re: Worst places to visit
I have to agree, Los Angles is not a vacation destination other then going to Didnee Land or a Dodgers Game. Living there, however was a experience and a life style. I lived in West LA but I worked all over that region. It was the best years of my life. Of course I was single, had no kids and making...
- Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: [G] And heeeeeeere we go again... [G - page 2]
- Replies: 69
- Views: 1882
Re: And heeeeeeere we go again...
I was an MP stationed in Nog central. I honestly don't know what all the "scared" cop shit is all about. There are other ways to take a suspect then using deadly force. This shit is going on way too much. MS is right. They are poorly trained scared little piggies.
- Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: price of gas in your 'hood
- Replies: 44
- Views: 783
Re: price of gas in your 'hood
Is the falling price of oil possibly an indirect (or even direct, in the big picture) result of much of the world's population jumping off the Climate Change Bandwagon? Bigger then that. It's the proverbial poke in the eye to Russia who relies on high oil prices to drive their economy. Right now th...
- Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Confirmed: No Global Warming for 17 Years and 6 Months
- Replies: 452
- Views: 8855
Re: Confirmed: No Global Warming for 17 Years and 6 Months
All this gave me a head ache. My father always taught me one thing about politics ....FOLLOW THE MONEY....and you'll catch the crooks. Or was that Ronald Reagan?
Never mind, I want to see Molly's tits before and after pics.
Never mind, I want to see Molly's tits before and after pics.
- Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shocking mistake in Darrin Wilson Grand Jury...
- Replies: 20
- Views: 439
Re: Shocking mistake in Darrin Wilson Grand Jury...
trev wrote:My first thought.molly wrote:He has a small penis
Especially for a black guy.
But he also looks kind of white. Perhaps that explains it.
- Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shocking mistake in Darrin Wilson Grand Jury...
- Replies: 20
- Views: 439
Re: Shocking mistake in Darrin Wilson Grand Jury...
Nope, not fleeing and arms not raised. Darwin Wilson was a shitty shot as he should have been able to take that shit head down with two bullets.
- Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pets
- Replies: 104
- Views: 5456
Re: Pets
My other Doggie.
- Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:48 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pets
- Replies: 104
- Views: 5456
Re: Pets
Here is my pain in the ass dog. Gotta love him though.
- Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:09 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 911 over/under.
- Replies: 4
- Views: 119
911 over/under.
So tomorrow is the day that are beloved leader's fuck twats promise their divine revenge.So how many petty little attacks will take place tomorrow?
- Sat Aug 23, 2014 9:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Google Maps Checking Your Every Move
- Replies: 8
- Views: 852
Re: Google Maps Checking Your Every Move
Nope nothing. I don't need a GPS to navigate and I don't have my location activated. Stupid phones rule.
Sammy 5 allows for privacy where I(up your ass) Phones completely disregards this Constitutional Right to privacy.
Sammy 5 allows for privacy where I(up your ass) Phones completely disregards this Constitutional Right to privacy.
- Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Michael Sam - gay
- Replies: 246
- Views: 10653
Re: Michael Sam - gay
By definition the bottom ten businesses are not thousands of businesses you vapid racist fuck. "Quality of life" I laughed. Then I went to the beach and then I hiked a mountain and then I ate a strawberry and fucked a hot chick. How's Omaha asshat? Sorry, "hot chicks" DON'T have...
- Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:46 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Eat here much?
- Replies: 45
- Views: 1655
Re: Eat here much?
We least we know what you're having for dessert.Goober McTuber wrote:I'm going to Scottsdale, not Beijing.
- Mon Mar 03, 2014 2:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Eat here much?
- Replies: 45
- Views: 1655
Re: Eat here much?
Ya eat a dick.
- Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: GIF of the day
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2740
Re: GIF of the day
^^^^^^^^^^^
- Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 5 threads with last posts by Moving Sale...WTF?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2214
Re: 5 threads with last posts by Moving Sale...WTF?
Jebus, good thing I was in the bar with hot mess getting another round!Cuda wrote:
- Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 5 threads with last posts by Moving Sale...WTF?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2214
Re: 5 threads with last posts by Moving Sale...WTF?
Ain't got no body.....
- Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Interstate etiquette
- Replies: 144
- Views: 13681
- Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jan Ski PET
- Replies: 21
- Views: 766
Re: Jan Ski PET
Rack the fuck out of you lefty, a perfect 10! Awesome pics, however there are no nude hot tub pics of the Mrs., so -5.
- Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: SECOND Toxic Waste Removal Issue
- Replies: 6
- Views: 134
Re: SECOND Toxic Waste Removal Issue
At a boy my dear friend.
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- Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 40.7% of U.S. Babies are Born to Unmarried Women
- Replies: 39
- Views: 2594
Re: 40.7% of U.S. Babies are Born to Unmarried Women
Wrong hospital dumb fuck.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Did you forget to log out of your AP nick?Jerkovich wrote:I work at a hospital right now
- Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 40.7% of U.S. Babies are Born to Unmarried Women
- Replies: 39
- Views: 2594
Re: 40.7% of U.S. Babies are Born to Unmarried Women
I work at a hospital right now and every time there is a bambino born, they play the lullaby song. I thought it would be more appropriate if they played the La Cucaracha song.
- Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What a class-free cocksucker we have for a President.
- Replies: 47
- Views: 1256
Re: What a class-free cocksucker we have for a President.
Lets face it, he was too stoned to know better.
- Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Got my first trip coming up to Birmingham...
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1854
Re: Got my first trip coming up to Birmingham...
Quit whining fucking pussy.
- Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Today's my first Thanksgiving without any football
- Replies: 78
- Views: 2803
Re: Today's my first Thanksgiving without any football
I don't always do Thanksgiving, but when I do, I always bring the turkey.\
- Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Canadian schools focused on important issues...
- Replies: 9
- Views: 225
Re: Canadian schools focused on important issues...
Lil Mikey lives in a bubble called Temecula. Go figure.
- Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fukushima - Here We Go!
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1112
Re: Fukushima - Here We Go!
Pacific and Gulf seafood is now off the menu.
- Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Moving Sale, time to cut the bullshit...
- Replies: 47
- Views: 747
Re: Moving Sale, time to cut the bullshit...
That is not movement stale in that pic.Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
- Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: mvscal, I need your help with my girl problem
- Replies: 38
- Views: 2015
Re: mvscal, I need your help with my girl problem
She needs a swift kick in the pussy, ya pussy.