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by Jerkovich
Mon Jan 19, 2015 8:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NBED
Replies: 7
Views: 222

NBED

So, how is your sanctioned Nation Black Extortionist Day going?
by Jerkovich
Mon Jan 19, 2015 6:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Meet the state dept. minstrel
Replies: 12
Views: 265

Re: Meet the state dept. minstrel

American's don't want a president. They desire and demand a "strict father" to guide them in an age of confused morality. Wrong. Americans wanted Santa Claus. What they got was: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090929034155/zenukchats/images/9/95/Monkey_cymbal.gif :lol: :lol: :lol: Sc...
by Jerkovich
Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who had George Zimmerman in the death pool?
Replies: 28
Views: 1531

Re: Who had George Zimmerman in the death pool?

AP has his panties in wad. :meds:
by Jerkovich
Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: best pistol for a woman?
Replies: 88
Views: 2526

Re: best pistol for a woman?

I like that in a woman! Wanna go have a drink and discuss your take on this.
by Jerkovich
Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: best pistol for a woman?
Replies: 88
Views: 2526

Re: best pistol for a woman?

I got your pink.....RIGHT HERE! :lol:
by Jerkovich
Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: best pistol for a woman?
Replies: 88
Views: 2526

Re: best pistol for a woman?

it's nicer then my Colt. If your Colt is a revolver, then there's something seriously wrong with it if it's not superior in every way to a Taurus. There's a reason Colt revolvers cost a grand. I have several weapons, but my Colt 1911A1 is my go too. Trained in the US MP Corps and never failed to qu...
by Jerkovich
Sun Dec 14, 2014 6:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Control your Monkeys...
Replies: 11
Views: 447

Re: Control your Monkeys...

Milton lives in one the biggest shit hole in this state. The whole place smells of piss and shit and just a blight. Ya, show off your pretty little picture douche bag. I lived there for ten years and couldn't wait to escape. The worst people in the world live there. I'm not sure what psychosis posse...
by Jerkovich
Sun Dec 14, 2014 6:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Healthiest and Worst States
Replies: 42
Views: 1029

Re: Healthiest and Worst States

schmick wrote:
mvscal wrote:
10 Nebraska .50
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17 California .35
Beaners
every mexican woman over 35 has 5 kids and an extra 150 pounds on a 5 foot 2 inch frame
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So not true....to a certain extent.
by Jerkovich
Sun Dec 14, 2014 6:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: best pistol for a woman?
Replies: 88
Views: 2526

Re: best pistol for a woman?

Yes, a real woman asks for a weapon, so I bought her a T45410. I'm kind of envious because it's nicer then my Colt. But it accessorizes her nail color. The only request I made is that she never points it at me. I'm a scared little man. :lol: http://pinkhandguns.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/TaurusM...
by Jerkovich
Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: [G] And heeeeeeere we go again... [G - page 2]
Replies: 69
Views: 1881

Re: And heeeeeeere we go again...

Really, 5 or six taser shots would have done the trick and no one would have had to lat a finger on him. That fucking video is in kin to what you watch on animal planet when you watch the jackals attack the water buffalo. Fucking sick.
by Jerkovich
Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Worst places to visit
Replies: 42
Views: 1018

Re: Worst places to visit

I lived in the Bay Area for ten years and it was a complete shit hole complete with the most shit heads on earth. Were talking about rude fucking shit heads. They are so fucked that 1 in 100 will even make eye contact with you. Shiftless shit heads in a shit hole. I can't wait for that piece of wast...
by Jerkovich
Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Worst places to visit
Replies: 42
Views: 1018

Re: Worst places to visit

I have to agree, Los Angles is not a vacation destination other then going to Didnee Land or a Dodgers Game. Living there, however was a experience and a life style. I lived in West LA but I worked all over that region. It was the best years of my life. Of course I was single, had no kids and making...
by Jerkovich
Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: [G] And heeeeeeere we go again... [G - page 2]
Replies: 69
Views: 1881

Re: And heeeeeeere we go again...

I was an MP stationed in Nog central. I honestly don't know what all the "scared" cop shit is all about. There are other ways to take a suspect then using deadly force. This shit is going on way too much. MS is right. They are poorly trained scared little piggies.
by Jerkovich
Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: price of gas in your 'hood
Replies: 44
Views: 783

Re: price of gas in your 'hood

Is the falling price of oil possibly an indirect (or even direct, in the big picture) result of much of the world's population jumping off the Climate Change Bandwagon? Bigger then that. It's the proverbial poke in the eye to Russia who relies on high oil prices to drive their economy. Right now th...
by Jerkovich
Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Confirmed: No Global Warming for 17 Years and 6 Months
Replies: 452
Views: 8838

Re: Confirmed: No Global Warming for 17 Years and 6 Months

All this gave me a head ache. My father always taught me one thing about politics ....FOLLOW THE MONEY....and you'll catch the crooks. Or was that Ronald Reagan?

Never mind, I want to see Molly's tits before and after pics.
by Jerkovich
Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shocking mistake in Darrin Wilson Grand Jury...
Replies: 20
Views: 439

Re: Shocking mistake in Darrin Wilson Grand Jury...

trev wrote:
molly wrote:He has a small penis :(
My first thought.
Especially for a black guy.

8)

But he also looks kind of white. Perhaps that explains it.
by Jerkovich
Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shocking mistake in Darrin Wilson Grand Jury...
Replies: 20
Views: 439

Re: Shocking mistake in Darrin Wilson Grand Jury...

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Nope, not fleeing and arms not raised. Darwin Wilson was a shitty shot as he should have been able to take that shit head down with two bullets.
by Jerkovich
Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pets
Replies: 104
Views: 5454

Re: Pets

My other Doggie.

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by Jerkovich
Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pets
Replies: 104
Views: 5454

Re: Pets

Here is my pain in the ass dog. Gotta love him though.

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by Jerkovich
Thu Sep 11, 2014 4:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 911 over/under.
Replies: 4
Views: 119

911 over/under.

So tomorrow is the day that are beloved leader's fuck twats promise their divine revenge.So how many petty little attacks will take place tomorrow?
by Jerkovich
Sat Aug 23, 2014 9:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Google Maps Checking Your Every Move
Replies: 8
Views: 852

Re: Google Maps Checking Your Every Move

Nope nothing. I don't need a GPS to navigate and I don't have my location activated. Stupid phones rule.

Sammy 5 allows for privacy where I(up your ass) Phones completely disregards this Constitutional Right to privacy.
by Jerkovich
Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Michael Sam - gay
Replies: 246
Views: 10644

Re: Michael Sam - gay

By definition the bottom ten businesses are not thousands of businesses you vapid racist fuck. "Quality of life" I laughed. Then I went to the beach and then I hiked a mountain and then I ate a strawberry and fucked a hot chick. How's Omaha asshat? Sorry, "hot chicks" DON'T have...
by Jerkovich
Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eat here much?
Replies: 45
Views: 1655

Re: Eat here much?

We least we know what you're having for dessert.
by Jerkovich
Mon Mar 03, 2014 2:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eat here much?
Replies: 45
Views: 1655

Re: Eat here much?

Ya eat a dick.
by Jerkovich
Fri Feb 21, 2014 5:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: GIF of the day
Replies: 30
Views: 2738

Re: GIF of the day

^^^^^^^^^^^
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by Jerkovich
Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 5 threads with last posts by Moving Sale...WTF?
Replies: 31
Views: 2191

Re: 5 threads with last posts by Moving Sale...WTF?

Cuda wrote:Image
Jebus, good thing I was in the bar with hot mess getting another round!
by Jerkovich
Mon Feb 10, 2014 6:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 5 threads with last posts by Moving Sale...WTF?
Replies: 31
Views: 2191

Re: 5 threads with last posts by Moving Sale...WTF?

Ain't got no body.....
by Jerkovich
Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jan Ski PET
Replies: 21
Views: 765

Re: Jan Ski PET

Rack the fuck out of you lefty, a perfect 10! Awesome pics, however there are no nude hot tub pics of the Mrs., so -5.
by Jerkovich
Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SECOND Toxic Waste Removal Issue
Replies: 6
Views: 134

Re: SECOND Toxic Waste Removal Issue

At a boy my dear friend.


sin

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by Jerkovich
Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 40.7% of U.S. Babies are Born to Unmarried Women
Replies: 39
Views: 2592

Re: 40.7% of U.S. Babies are Born to Unmarried Women

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:I work at a hospital right now
Did you forget to log out of your AP nick?
Wrong hospital dumb fuck.
by Jerkovich
Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 40.7% of U.S. Babies are Born to Unmarried Women
Replies: 39
Views: 2592

Re: 40.7% of U.S. Babies are Born to Unmarried Women

I work at a hospital right now and every time there is a bambino born, they play the lullaby song. I thought it would be more appropriate if they played the La Cucaracha song.
by Jerkovich
Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What a class-free cocksucker we have for a President.
Replies: 47
Views: 1256

Re: What a class-free cocksucker we have for a President.

Lets face it, he was too stoned to know better.
by Jerkovich
Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Got my first trip coming up to Birmingham...
Replies: 12
Views: 1854

Re: Got my first trip coming up to Birmingham...

Quit whining fucking pussy.
by Jerkovich
Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Today's my first Thanksgiving without any football
Replies: 78
Views: 2802

Re: Today's my first Thanksgiving without any football

I don't always do Thanksgiving, but when I do, I always bring the turkey.\

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by Jerkovich
Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Canadian schools focused on important issues...
Replies: 9
Views: 225

Re: Canadian schools focused on important issues...

Lil Mikey lives in a bubble called Temecula. Go figure.
by Jerkovich
Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fukushima - Here We Go!
Replies: 31
Views: 1112

Re: Fukushima - Here We Go!

Pacific and Gulf seafood is now off the menu.
by Jerkovich
Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Moving Sale, time to cut the bullshit...
Replies: 47
Views: 747

Re: Moving Sale, time to cut the bullshit...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Image
That is not movement stale in that pic.
by Jerkovich
Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: mvscal, I need your help with my girl problem
Replies: 38
Views: 2013

Re: mvscal, I need your help with my girl problem

She needs a swift kick in the pussy, ya pussy.