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by Jerkovich
Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong
Replies: 19
Views: 791

Re: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong

Bucmonkey wrote:Who gives a fuck other then you?
Oh did I touch a nerve felcholio?
by Jerkovich
Thu Apr 09, 2015 9:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong
Replies: 19
Views: 791

Re: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong

BSmack wrote:2PM is gay hour in the Castro.
FTFY. Of course every hour is gay hour.
by Jerkovich
Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is aviation completely dead?
Replies: 37
Views: 1136

Re: Is aviation completely dead?

Up until ten years ago I use to have to fly once or twice a month on the company tab. I was young and single so it was almost fun. Now we're in the 21st century, I almost refuse to fly when you can have a meeting with video conferencing, email, conference calling, and live presentations. I haven't b...
by Jerkovich
Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Atomic Punk sighting
Replies: 7
Views: 440

Re: Atomic Punk sighting

Why is AP's (Grandpa)... looking for AP ? Anyways. A better question is... why did these two degenerates think it was a good idea to post pictures of themselves in granny underwear on a message board full of dudes ? Trev, Your thoughts ? Alcohol terribly depletes the ability for good judgement
by Jerkovich
Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mother-in-law gets over to the very end
Replies: 7
Views: 486

Re: Mother-in-law gets over to the very end

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Wolfman wrote:Athesists don't have headstones?
Reading comprehension much?

Are you and JFC related?
by Jerkovich
Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: American Taliban Is At It Again...
Replies: 18
Views: 377

Re: American Taliban Is At It Again...

The problem is, how does a business owner know if the customer is gay? Who cares? That's the business owner's problem...and yours, Felchie, old shoe. But they'd have no problem recognizing you as a twisted creep, right? I mean after you spew a few "jizz slurping" references with an all-bu...
by Jerkovich
Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bottle of vodka
Replies: 58
Views: 1344

Re: Bottle of vodka

This whole thread was like a train wreck. One can not watch. :popcorn:
by Jerkovich
Mon Mar 30, 2015 7:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
Replies: 96
Views: 3686

Re: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!

mvscal wrote:I'm afraid not. I was just brainstorming the issue to see if I could help you out. Let us know how it goes. Best of luck with your dildo smuggling venture.
You seem to have an infatuation with everything phallic. Makes one wonder :-?
by Jerkovich
Mon Mar 30, 2015 7:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: American Taliban Is At It Again...
Replies: 18
Views: 377

Re: American Taliban Is At It Again...

Moving Sale wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote: The problem is, how does a business owner know if the customer is gay?
Ofailurecal gets on his knees and turns around to look at them. If they look familiar they're gay.
Look in the mirror you bleached haired little gaymo.
by Jerkovich
Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.
Replies: 40
Views: 1645

Re: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.

mvscal wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Nevada.
2nd. Probably has to be the most useless real estate in the country. If not Nevada, then we could give them Canada.
Arizona. The Sand noggers will be art home with the southern brownies.
by Jerkovich
Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
Replies: 96
Views: 3686

Re: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!

mvscal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:If that made any sense at all, I might have a response.
He just wants to know how to get a dildo into the cockpit of an airplane. I'm not sure why, though. I suppose he could smuggle one up his ass.
By experience?
by Jerkovich
Thu Mar 26, 2015 7:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
Replies: 96
Views: 3686

Re: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!

Dinsdale wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:How the fuck does this dildo get into a cockpit of a commercial airliner?

Apparently knocking really hard didn't work.
No shit you fucking cum guzzling Portland dock dewler.
by Jerkovich
Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
Replies: 96
Views: 3686

Re: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!

I have over 1250 hours and 500 hours IFR. How the fuck does this dildo get into a cockpit of a commercial airliner?
by Jerkovich
Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
Replies: 96
Views: 3686

Re: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!

Sudden Sam wrote:Beat me to it, smack. I was wondering if anything had come up about that lack of communication.

Seems pretty strange that a plane could drop 38,000 feet without anything from the cockpit.

They were too busy screaming SHIT
by Jerkovich
Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
Replies: 96
Views: 3686

Re: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!

I know we've been led to believe that when airliners crash into a solid wall or into the ground they just disappear completely and no debris or corpses are to be found. AS at the pentagon and in Pennsylvania on 9/11. But today in the Swiss alps it seems some wild conspiracy is afoot because the Ger...
by Jerkovich
Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is how Omommy answers to Benjamin Netanyahu
Replies: 17
Views: 427

Re: This is how Omommy answers to Benjamin Netanyahu

Mikey wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mike, get off his ball sack you faggot.
by Jerkovich
Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is how Omommy answers to Benjamin Netanyahu
Replies: 17
Views: 427

Re: This is how Omommy answers to Benjamin Netanyahu

The move to withdraw aid came as the US senate voted unanimously to confirm General David Petraeus as commander of the Afghan war, and the UK defence secretary Liam Fox insisted the British army must not leave Afghanistan "before the job is finished". That was five years ago, you sperm bu...
by Jerkovich
Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is how Omommy answers to Benjamin Netanyahu
Replies: 17
Views: 427

This is how Omommy answers to Benjamin Netanyahu

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/11/15/1258304809084/Afghan-president-Hamid-Ka-001.jpg A US House of Representatives panel has voted to cut almost $4bn (£2.68bn) in aid to the Afghanistan government after allegations of corruption. News reports have al...
by Jerkovich
Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ted Cruz is *IN*
Replies: 96
Views: 3080

Re: Ted Cruz is *IN*

Left Seater wrote: Those who trust that he was in fact born in Hawaii.
No he wasn't. Just a quick phone call from Noggerland and granny put it in the news paper the next day.

Oh, and that so called birth certificate is a forgery.
by Jerkovich
Tue Mar 24, 2015 3:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
Replies: 164
Views: 5746

Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible

All this from our board theological scholars who have barely cracked a bible, much more then attempted to read and contemplate it.

Now that's absurd.
by Jerkovich
Sat Mar 21, 2015 1:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..
Replies: 185
Views: 2668

Re: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..

Was there ever a post June 2000 arrest warrant issued in the US for OBL? NO, but the Pentagon issued one after 911. Signed,sealed , and delivered. Besides, the FBI is a domestic entity and defers any action outside of the borders to the CIA. What a smeg smudge. Quite the opposite, Jerk. In fact, no...
by Jerkovich
Fri Mar 20, 2015 11:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..
Replies: 185
Views: 2668

Re: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..

Moving Sale wrote:Was there ever a post June 2000 arrest warrant issued in the US for OBL?
NO, but the Pentagon issued one after 911. Signed,sealed , and delivered. Besides, the FBI is a domestic entity and defers any action outside of the borders to the CIA. What a smeg smudge.
by Jerkovich
Fri Mar 20, 2015 9:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: shutyomouth flys British Airways....
Replies: 7
Views: 716

Re: shutyomouth flys British Airways....

Glass Dick. Check out Wags plumbing thread. LS - since (I'm assuming) most airliners bowls basically operate off of decompression, WTF happened here? Was this guy's shit just that deadly? :shock: This is the king of all bowl stories. This guy needs to be celebrated as a worldwide hero! I honestly b...
by Jerkovich
Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Eagle Babies Chowing Down
Replies: 3
Views: 225

Re: Eagle Babies Chowing Down

I watch a hawk while living down south turn over and grabbed a crow that was that was dive bombing it. The it hauled ass because it's brothers and sisters were straight up on it's ass. I had LOL.
by Jerkovich
Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: shutyomouth flys British Airways....
Replies: 7
Views: 716

Re: shutyomouth flys British Airways....

You think the Limies would be use to the oder de ass.
by Jerkovich
Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Burthday to me!
Replies: 24
Views: 510

Re: Happy Burthday to me!

So I wonder if MS played midget Velcro toss at the bar.
by Jerkovich
Thu Feb 19, 2015 1:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bronco Raptor
Replies: 61
Views: 4397

Re: Bronco Raptor

ACF-50 and lots of of it keeps the corrosion at bye.
by Jerkovich
Thu Feb 05, 2015 1:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not something you see too often.
Replies: 44
Views: 638

Re: Not something you see too often.

Ya, I saw this at 2am on BBCA and couldn't believe my eyes. I had to watch it several time before it became clear that the left prop was not at full power. They were attempting to avoid the buildings in the path and over compensated. Rookies.
by Jerkovich
Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever gone 0-60 in 3 seconds?
Replies: 13
Views: 938

Re: Ever gone 0-60 in 3 seconds?

Anyone that has experienced a CATOBAR will not even think that was cool. That shit will make you leak your depends.
by Jerkovich
Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Serious question for Spray
Replies: 1
Views: 107

Serious question for Spray

I have a very rare Fender acoustic 310-12 serial #s00000000002. #1 is still at Fender and it's made in America. So, I'm thinking $600+.

Your thoughts?

Oh, it's in pristine condition and rarely played.
by Jerkovich
Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Historic blizzard of 2015
Replies: 92
Views: 4084

Re: Historic blizzard of 2015

Moving Sale wrote:
schmick wrote:Traveled north and surfed all weekend. Air temp was in the high 70s and low 80s in Pismo but water tem was in the low 60s so there was some shrinkage
You surfed Pismo? Dude hit me up and I will get you into all of the good locals spots.

Uht oh, he wants to get into your good spots.
by Jerkovich
Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: best pistol to carry on a plane?
Replies: 18
Views: 365

Re: best pistol to carry on a plane?

Who the fuck doesn't concisely know where their weapon are in any given time? This just astounds me Apparently lots of jerkoffs. Being previous military, I have a real big problem with this concept. I know where my weapons are and how to access them in a minute without an issue with my children bec...
by Jerkovich
Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: best pistol to carry on a plane?
Replies: 18
Views: 365

Re: best pistol to carry on a plane?

Who the fuck doesn't concisely know where their weapon are in any given time? This just astounds me
by Jerkovich
Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shmick, sorry about the suspension
Replies: 33
Views: 1939

Re: Shmick, sorry about the suspension

schmick wrote:I like their bimbo moms, and they're so grateful when they see their kids do well.
I would love see the look on your face when my wife got done with you. She so does not puts up with poor sportsmanship. I laugh, because the kids coaches are scared of her.
by Jerkovich
Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AP, I'm in El Segundo. Let's settle this once and for all
Replies: 16
Views: 1020

Re: AP, I'm in El Segundo. Let's settle this once and for al

Y2K wrote:I can tell Screwy's not familiar with the local landscape.
If you want a REAL place to brawl, take a bus a little East on Century to La Brea.
AP will be easy to spot, he'll be the only other white dude there who's not a cop.

Santa Monica and 14th please. It would be more convenient.
by Jerkovich
Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NBED
Replies: 7
Views: 222

Re: NBED

Ya, I was at the Custom House with the bitch from hell having a Bloody Mary. It was awesome!
by Jerkovich
Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sauna 1, Man 0
Replies: 29
Views: 1170

Re: Sauna 1, Man 0

R-Jack wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:No, don't get in a really hot bath with your hot daughter,get a blow job, and pass out.
You're a sick pathetic pile of shit......and that's coming from a guy who checked in here to make fun of a human pot roast.
Back the fuck up Jack. He was the one to get crook potted, not me!
by Jerkovich
Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sauna 1, Man 0
Replies: 29
Views: 1170

Re: Sauna 1, Man 0

No, don't get in a really hot bath with your hot daughter,get a blow job, and pass out.
by Jerkovich
Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody Watching This?
Replies: 25
Views: 1327

Re: Anybody Watching This?

Left Seater wrote:It means this is a great time to plan a trip across the pond.
Oh hell no. Even my twin brother is telling me to stay the hell away. Shit is going bat crazy in Germany and they are deporting suspected terrorist by the dozens. Gotta love those Nazies!
by Jerkovich
Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coffee, how do you take it?
Replies: 79
Views: 6005

Re: Coffee, how do you take it?

Starbucks French Roast -w- a little milk to mellow it out a tad.