Oh did I touch a nerve felcholio?Bucmonkey wrote:Who gives a fuck other then you?
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- Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong
- Replies: 19
- Views: 791
Re: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong
- Thu Apr 09, 2015 9:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong
- Replies: 19
- Views: 791
Re: When Alcohol and Ideas Go Wrong
FTFY. Of course every hour is gay hour.BSmack wrote:2PM is gay hour in the Castro.
- Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Is aviation completely dead?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1136
Re: Is aviation completely dead?
Up until ten years ago I use to have to fly once or twice a month on the company tab. I was young and single so it was almost fun. Now we're in the 21st century, I almost refuse to fly when you can have a meeting with video conferencing, email, conference calling, and live presentations. I haven't b...
- Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Atomic Punk sighting
- Replies: 7
- Views: 440
Re: Atomic Punk sighting
Why is AP's (Grandpa)... looking for AP ? Anyways. A better question is... why did these two degenerates think it was a good idea to post pictures of themselves in granny underwear on a message board full of dudes ? Trev, Your thoughts ? Alcohol terribly depletes the ability for good judgement
- Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mother-in-law gets over to the very end
- Replies: 7
- Views: 486
Re: Mother-in-law gets over to the very end
Screw_Michigan wrote:Reading comprehension much?Wolfman wrote:Athesists don't have headstones?
Are you and JFC related?
- Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: American Taliban Is At It Again...
- Replies: 18
- Views: 377
Re: American Taliban Is At It Again...
The problem is, how does a business owner know if the customer is gay? Who cares? That's the business owner's problem...and yours, Felchie, old shoe. But they'd have no problem recognizing you as a twisted creep, right? I mean after you spew a few "jizz slurping" references with an all-bu...
- Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bottle of vodka
- Replies: 58
- Views: 1344
Re: Bottle of vodka
This whole thread was like a train wreck. One can not watch. ![popcorn :popcorn:](./images/smilies/smileyvault-popcorn.gif)
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- Mon Mar 30, 2015 7:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
- Replies: 96
- Views: 3686
Re: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
You seem to have an infatuation with everything phallic. Makes one wonder :-?mvscal wrote:I'm afraid not. I was just brainstorming the issue to see if I could help you out. Let us know how it goes. Best of luck with your dildo smuggling venture.
- Mon Mar 30, 2015 7:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: American Taliban Is At It Again...
- Replies: 18
- Views: 377
Re: American Taliban Is At It Again...
Look in the mirror you bleached haired little gaymo.Moving Sale wrote:Ofailurecal gets on his knees and turns around to look at them. If they look familiar they're gay.LTS TRN 2 wrote: The problem is, how does a business owner know if the customer is gay?
- Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.
- Replies: 40
- Views: 1645
Re: The Islamic State Of _______ U.S.A.
Arizona. The Sand noggers will be art home with the southern brownies.mvscal wrote:2nd. Probably has to be the most useless real estate in the country. If not Nevada, then we could give them Canada.smackaholic wrote:Nevada.
- Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
- Replies: 96
- Views: 3686
Re: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
By experience?mvscal wrote:He just wants to know how to get a dildo into the cockpit of an airplane. I'm not sure why, though. I suppose he could smuggle one up his ass.Dinsdale wrote:If that made any sense at all, I might have a response.
- Thu Mar 26, 2015 7:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
- Replies: 96
- Views: 3686
Re: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
No shit you fucking cum guzzling Portland dock dewler.Dinsdale wrote:Jerkovich wrote:How the fuck does this dildo get into a cockpit of a commercial airliner?
Apparently knocking really hard didn't work.
- Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
- Replies: 96
- Views: 3686
Re: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
I have over 1250 hours and 500 hours IFR. How the fuck does this dildo get into a cockpit of a commercial airliner?
- Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
- Replies: 96
- Views: 3686
Re: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
Sudden Sam wrote:Beat me to it, smack. I was wondering if anything had come up about that lack of communication.
Seems pretty strange that a plane could drop 38,000 feet without anything from the cockpit.
They were too busy screaming SHIT
- Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
- Replies: 96
- Views: 3686
Re: Jet Liner Crashes--DOES NOT EVAPORATE!!
I know we've been led to believe that when airliners crash into a solid wall or into the ground they just disappear completely and no debris or corpses are to be found. AS at the pentagon and in Pennsylvania on 9/11. But today in the Swiss alps it seems some wild conspiracy is afoot because the Ger...
- Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: This is how Omommy answers to Benjamin Netanyahu
- Replies: 17
- Views: 427
Re: This is how Omommy answers to Benjamin Netanyahu
Mike, get off his ball sack you faggot.Mikey wrote:![]()
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- Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: This is how Omommy answers to Benjamin Netanyahu
- Replies: 17
- Views: 427
Re: This is how Omommy answers to Benjamin Netanyahu
The move to withdraw aid came as the US senate voted unanimously to confirm General David Petraeus as commander of the Afghan war, and the UK defence secretary Liam Fox insisted the British army must not leave Afghanistan "before the job is finished". That was five years ago, you sperm bu...
- Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: This is how Omommy answers to Benjamin Netanyahu
- Replies: 17
- Views: 427
This is how Omommy answers to Benjamin Netanyahu
http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/11/15/1258304809084/Afghan-president-Hamid-Ka-001.jpg A US House of Representatives panel has voted to cut almost $4bn (£2.68bn) in aid to the Afghanistan government after allegations of corruption. News reports have al...
- Tue Mar 24, 2015 11:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ted Cruz is *IN*
- Replies: 96
- Views: 3080
Re: Ted Cruz is *IN*
No he wasn't. Just a quick phone call from Noggerland and granny put it in the news paper the next day.Left Seater wrote: Those who trust that he was in fact born in Hawaii.
Oh, and that so called birth certificate is a forgery.
- Tue Mar 24, 2015 3:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
- Replies: 164
- Views: 5746
Re: Same Sex Marriage and the Bible
All this from our board theological scholars who have barely cracked a bible, much more then attempted to read and contemplate it.
Now that's absurd.
Now that's absurd.
- Sat Mar 21, 2015 1:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..
- Replies: 185
- Views: 2668
Re: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..
Was there ever a post June 2000 arrest warrant issued in the US for OBL? NO, but the Pentagon issued one after 911. Signed,sealed , and delivered. Besides, the FBI is a domestic entity and defers any action outside of the borders to the CIA. What a smeg smudge. Quite the opposite, Jerk. In fact, no...
- Fri Mar 20, 2015 11:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..
- Replies: 185
- Views: 2668
Re: It's Bin Laden's Birthday..Have You Been A Good Boy?..
NO, but the Pentagon issued one after 911. Signed,sealed , and delivered. Besides, the FBI is a domestic entity and defers any action outside of the borders to the CIA. What a smeg smudge.Moving Sale wrote:Was there ever a post June 2000 arrest warrant issued in the US for OBL?
- Fri Mar 20, 2015 9:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: shutyomouth flys British Airways....
- Replies: 7
- Views: 716
Re: shutyomouth flys British Airways....
Glass Dick. Check out Wags plumbing thread. LS - since (I'm assuming) most airliners bowls basically operate off of decompression, WTF happened here? Was this guy's shit just that deadly? :shock: This is the king of all bowl stories. This guy needs to be celebrated as a worldwide hero! I honestly b...
- Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Eagle Babies Chowing Down
- Replies: 3
- Views: 225
Re: Eagle Babies Chowing Down
I watch a hawk while living down south turn over and grabbed a crow that was that was dive bombing it. The it hauled ass because it's brothers and sisters were straight up on it's ass. I had LOL.
- Fri Mar 20, 2015 8:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: shutyomouth flys British Airways....
- Replies: 7
- Views: 716
Re: shutyomouth flys British Airways....
You think the Limies would be use to the oder de ass.
- Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy Burthday to me!
- Replies: 24
- Views: 510
Re: Happy Burthday to me!
So I wonder if MS played midget Velcro toss at the bar.
- Thu Feb 19, 2015 1:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bronco Raptor
- Replies: 61
- Views: 4397
Re: Bronco Raptor
ACF-50 and lots of of it keeps the corrosion at bye.
- Thu Feb 05, 2015 1:07 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Not something you see too often.
- Replies: 44
- Views: 638
Re: Not something you see too often.
Ya, I saw this at 2am on BBCA and couldn't believe my eyes. I had to watch it several time before it became clear that the left prop was not at full power. They were attempting to avoid the buildings in the path and over compensated. Rookies.
- Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ever gone 0-60 in 3 seconds?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 938
Re: Ever gone 0-60 in 3 seconds?
Anyone that has experienced a CATOBAR will not even think that was cool. That shit will make you leak your depends.
- Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Serious question for Spray
- Replies: 1
- Views: 107
Serious question for Spray
I have a very rare Fender acoustic 310-12 serial #s00000000002. #1 is still at Fender and it's made in America. So, I'm thinking $600+.
Your thoughts?
Oh, it's in pristine condition and rarely played.
Your thoughts?
Oh, it's in pristine condition and rarely played.
- Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Historic blizzard of 2015
- Replies: 92
- Views: 4084
Re: Historic blizzard of 2015
Moving Sale wrote:You surfed Pismo? Dude hit me up and I will get you into all of the good locals spots.schmick wrote:Traveled north and surfed all weekend. Air temp was in the high 70s and low 80s in Pismo but water tem was in the low 60s so there was some shrinkage
Uht oh, he wants to get into your good spots.
- Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: best pistol to carry on a plane?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 365
Re: best pistol to carry on a plane?
Who the fuck doesn't concisely know where their weapon are in any given time? This just astounds me Apparently lots of jerkoffs. Being previous military, I have a real big problem with this concept. I know where my weapons are and how to access them in a minute without an issue with my children bec...
- Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:09 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: best pistol to carry on a plane?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 365
Re: best pistol to carry on a plane?
Who the fuck doesn't concisely know where their weapon are in any given time? This just astounds me
- Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shmick, sorry about the suspension
- Replies: 33
- Views: 1939
Re: Shmick, sorry about the suspension
I would love see the look on your face when my wife got done with you. She so does not puts up with poor sportsmanship. I laugh, because the kids coaches are scared of her.schmick wrote:I like their bimbo moms, and they're so grateful when they see their kids do well.
- Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: AP, I'm in El Segundo. Let's settle this once and for all
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1020
Re: AP, I'm in El Segundo. Let's settle this once and for al
Y2K wrote:I can tell Screwy's not familiar with the local landscape.
If you want a REAL place to brawl, take a bus a little East on Century to La Brea.
AP will be easy to spot, he'll be the only other white dude there who's not a cop.
Santa Monica and 14th please. It would be more convenient.
- Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:29 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: NBED
- Replies: 7
- Views: 222
Re: NBED
Ya, I was at the Custom House with the bitch from hell having a Bloody Mary. It was awesome!
- Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sauna 1, Man 0
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1170
Re: Sauna 1, Man 0
Back the fuck up Jack. He was the one to get crook potted, not me!R-Jack wrote:You're a sick pathetic pile of shit......and that's coming from a guy who checked in here to make fun of a human pot roast.Jerkovich wrote:No, don't get in a really hot bath with your hot daughter,get a blow job, and pass out.
- Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sauna 1, Man 0
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1170
Re: Sauna 1, Man 0
No, don't get in a really hot bath with your hot daughter,get a blow job, and pass out.
- Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:22 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody Watching This?
- Replies: 25
- Views: 1327
Re: Anybody Watching This?
Oh hell no. Even my twin brother is telling me to stay the hell away. Shit is going bat crazy in Germany and they are deporting suspected terrorist by the dozens. Gotta love those Nazies!Left Seater wrote:It means this is a great time to plan a trip across the pond.
- Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Coffee, how do you take it?
- Replies: 79
- Views: 6005
Re: Coffee, how do you take it?
Starbucks French Roast -w- a little milk to mellow it out a tad.