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by Jerkovich
Thu Oct 11, 2012 3:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Steve Wynn on Obama
Replies: 10
Views: 810

Re: Steve Wynn on Obama

Diego in Seattle wrote:I wouldn't surprised if Jim Sinegal nas created more living-wage jobs than Wynn. Wynn needs to slam a Big Gulp of ETC.
PSSSST. Costco Corp. received a big chunk of stimulchange. He's paid for.
by Jerkovich
Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Whatever happened to? (!)
Replies: 34
Views: 2261

Re: (!) Whatever happened to? (!)

And crossed eyed Calla?
by Jerkovich
Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: North Coast CA- South Coast OR PET
Replies: 37
Views: 1830

Re: North Coast CA- South Coast OR PET

http://i1155.photobucket.com/albums/p554/turfman2012/217_zpsd36ad931.jpg The submerged forest at Neskowin that emerged a couple of years ago with the beach erosion.These stumps are over 5,000 years old. Ahhhhh… nice. Spent a day sucking dick in Neskowin a couple years ago. Beautiful little town. Ha...
by Jerkovich
Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice Dismount
Replies: 3
Views: 259

Re: Nice Dismount

:shock: :lol:

He's lucky not to be wearing a seat belt.
by Jerkovich
Tue Sep 25, 2012 4:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Abdullah feeling "unwell"
Replies: 11
Views: 925

Re: Abdullah feeling "unwell"

EPA really needs to take a look at this growing problem of not enough toxic smoke in some general locations.
by Jerkovich
Thu Sep 13, 2012 2:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Film that Inspired Thousands
Replies: 62
Views: 3391

Re: The Film that Inspired Thousands

our lazy, stupid niqqer in chief Look, pal, The President is among the most sophisticated consumers of intelligence on the planet. I'm torn between whether to consider the work of spin doctors & "journalists" as admirable or revolting. http://thefilmexperience.net/storage/2001-a-space...
by Jerkovich
Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Stay tuned for my escapades as a single man.... (!)
Replies: 134
Views: 12352

Re: Stay tuned for my escapades as a single man....

She took his keyboard with her.
by Jerkovich
Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Frankly Screw_Michigan, I'm a little disappointed...
Replies: 11
Views: 607

Re: Frankly Screw_Michigan, I'm a little disappointed...

In every one of those incidences, the pilots just gave up and walked out of the cockpit.
by Jerkovich
Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It better not fucking rain
Replies: 15
Views: 759

Re: It better not fucking rain

Bitter much?

Sorry about your shit date.
by Jerkovich
Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: !! Antiques Roadshow 3002 !!
Replies: 19
Views: 1201

Re: Antiques Roadshow 3002

Moving Sale wrote:So let me get this straight.

:lol: :doh:
by Jerkovich
Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It better not fucking rain
Replies: 15
Views: 759

Re: It better not fucking rain

Yes & No :lol: :wink:
by Jerkovich
Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ( ! ) For Anyone Serious About BBQ and Filmmaking ( ! )
Replies: 8
Views: 519

Re: For Anyone Serious About BBQ and Filmmaking

The only ribs I want to see is on the grill. God & god, please fill that hoe full of CJ bacon cheese burgs.


2,1
by Jerkovich
Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WTF is Wrong With Me?
Replies: 17
Views: 948

Re: WTF is Wrong With Me?

Hit 50 this year and about 5 years ago I noticed that the 1/2 day hang over lasts about 3 1/2 days. Liver is not compromised according to the quack, but his prescription was "moderation". :doh:
by Jerkovich
Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster
Replies: 9
Views: 951

Re: They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster

Had my red pen out and circled the grammar/spelling mistakes. Dumb ass faggot.
by Jerkovich
Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It better not fucking rain
Replies: 15
Views: 759

Re: It better not fucking rain

OMG! I laughed so hard. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. :P
by Jerkovich
Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It better not fucking rain
Replies: 15
Views: 759

Re: It better not fucking rain

Heading off in a few hours to see Tedeschi-Trucks Band and BB King at an outdoor venue. It's the first day in probably 4 months where they've predicted any chance of rain around here. Friday they were saying 30% chance of thunderstorms. Now it's down to 10%, which usually means no rain. But if we g...
by Jerkovich
Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Moral of the Story
Replies: 21
Views: 1289

Re: Moral of the Story

I would have loved to see that on you tube! :doh:
by Jerkovich
Fri Jul 13, 2012 9:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paris/Nice Trip Advice
Replies: 62
Views: 3227

Re: Paris/Nice Trip Advice

Fuck Paris.



Go to Venice.
Image
by Jerkovich
Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money
Replies: 28
Views: 2351

Re: You have $70k and 1 year to use it to make more money

Gold, silver, platinum.......and a well concealed safe.
by Jerkovich
Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out
Replies: 150
Views: 9910

Re: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out

Finally, no mention of Kevnic and his reindeer. :lol:
by Jerkovich
Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out
Replies: 150
Views: 9910

Re: AP Is Calling All You Bitches Out

BWHAHAHAHAHA,
Mike is a great subject of comedy relief.
by Jerkovich
Wed May 02, 2012 4:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Seaplane ID Help
Replies: 5
Views: 415

Re: Seaplane ID Help

NO! Practice makes perfect. They have one of the best safety records. Besides, you can land in remote lakes and taxi right on shore. Unfortunately, if you don't have the turbo model, you are limited to low altitude operations if you want to carry a lot of weight.
by Jerkovich
Tue May 01, 2012 8:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Seaplane ID Help
Replies: 5
Views: 415

Re: Seaplane ID Help

That would be a Lake 250 Renegade
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by Jerkovich
Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Disturbing films
Replies: 110
Views: 4986

Re: Disturbing films

Mikey, you kill me!
by Jerkovich
Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Disturbing films
Replies: 110
Views: 4986

Re: Disturbing films

Mikey, you kill me!
by Jerkovich
Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Notice Along Mexican Border Late 1800s
Replies: 6
Views: 751

Re: Notice Along Mexican Border Late 1800s

del norte Cali/Maxi
by Jerkovich
Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: which ones are Secret Service?
Replies: 5
Views: 519

Re: which ones are Secret Service?

all of the nogs
by Jerkovich
Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Greetings from San Francisco
Replies: 18
Views: 501

Re: Greetings from San Francisco

I use to live across the Bay from Gay Town. You could smell the piss from there.
by Jerkovich
Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Props to the Southwest pilots that rejected a takeoff...
Replies: 45
Views: 2315

Re: Props to the Southwest pilots that rejected a takeoff...

Little know secret....the airlines are using retreaded tires on their aircrafts.
by Jerkovich
Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm voting for what's his name
Replies: 24
Views: 1032

Re: I'm voting for what's his name

ya
by Jerkovich
Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Raise Taxes...Create Jobs
Replies: 9
Views: 479

Re: Raise Taxes...Create Jobs

didn't have time for a diatribe regarding this fucked up administration. Can you say "third world America". Sure, I knew you could. :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle:
by Jerkovich
Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tasteless Jokes received via the e-mail
Replies: 13
Views: 923

Re: Tasteless Jokes received via the e-mail

UNFUCKBIEVLABLE
by Jerkovich
Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Raise Taxes...Create Jobs
Replies: 9
Views: 479

Re: Raise Taxes...Create Jobs

not math....just stupidity
by Jerkovich
Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Summer Vacation
Replies: 25
Views: 1350

Re: Summer Vacation

pron wrote:Image Image Image
No we've seen the rest of you. Yikers.
by Jerkovich
Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Diego, any advice...thoughts?
Replies: 19
Views: 647

Re: Diego, any advice...thoughts?

Martyred wrote:Image
NOWAY :lol:
by Jerkovich
Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Old Man Strength
Replies: 9
Views: 619

Re: Old Man Strength

R-Jack wrote:Yeah. Wait till you hit 36.
Wait until you're 50. I cut an old dead walnut down this weekend. I'm sore, but up a cord of prime wood!