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by Jerkovich
Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: if there's anything funny about having a stroke
Replies: 110
Views: 7416

Re: if there's anything funny about having a stroke

Does this mean that we're all getting older and dying off?
by Jerkovich
Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How I spent St. Patricks day
Replies: 25
Views: 2062

Re: How I spent St. Patricks day

Licking my wounds from a Saturday traffic accident.

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by Jerkovich
Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 3 generals you would have liked to serve for:
Replies: 99
Views: 3726

Re: Top 3 generals you would have liked to serve for:

Montgomery
Patton
MacArthur
by Jerkovich
Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So, Where Are The Feigndeer?
Replies: 4
Views: 1304

Re: So, Where Are The Feigndeer?

Too busy in their circle jerk.
by Jerkovich
Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1 (G)
Replies: 161
Views: 5897

Re: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1

"There are other ways in which we can express our disapproval," a French Foreign Ministry official told Reuters in Paris after diplomatic sources said France and Britain were mulling whether to order their Mallahs home from Tel Aviv.[/b] tick...tick... You have a tick? A lot of mentally d...
by Jerkovich
Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Choose One (!)
Replies: 11
Views: 1979

Re: (!) Choose One (!)

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by Jerkovich
Sat Nov 24, 2012 6:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1 (G)
Replies: 161
Views: 5897

Re: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1

Dinsdale wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:denationalize the Palestinian people

Awesome... totally awesome.
As in awesome that those savages are getting their asses handed to them?
by Jerkovich
Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1 (G)
Replies: 161
Views: 5897

Re: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1

Irony? Here is the irony, muzzis having kids just to use them as walking cell phone bombs. Muzzis spending their GNP on missiles and arms instead of their infrastructure.

So, where is the irony?
by Jerkovich
Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Objective Post Mortem
Replies: 166
Views: 10164

Re: Objective Post Mortem

Goober Mccockgobbler wrote:

You're always angry. Why?
I’m not angry, you fat fucking retard. What the fuck makes you think I’m fucking angry? I’m just sitting here chatting with a bunch of stupid motherfuckers and you assume I’m fucking angry? WTF.[/quote]
Goob didn't get his anal/reach around and is quite cranky.
by Jerkovich
Mon Nov 19, 2012 3:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1 (G)
Replies: 161
Views: 5897

Re: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1

Wow, a bunch of anti-Semitic bigots. Fuck those savage muzzis. They are like apes poking sticks in a hornet nest. Do it long enough a they get stung. They are just not smart enough not to realize that their exalted religion and leaders are leading them to their own destruction. Israel will had them ...
by Jerkovich
Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1 (G)
Replies: 161
Views: 5897

Re: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1

Ya, the muzzis are trying to run the Jews off their land that they haven't quite conceded as of yet, and never will. Israel is more then justified to put the throw down on those savages.
by Jerkovich
Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1 (G)
Replies: 161
Views: 5897

Re: (G) The Kikes putting the smackdown on the Arabs.Round 1

before:
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After:

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Human shield say what?
by Jerkovich
Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Do you believe in LOVE?
Replies: 78
Views: 4898

Re: Do you believe in LOVE?

Trampis wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:No, they're all Fuskies.
Hopes from Richland, which means shes a spoiled rich snob. Attractive though.
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by Jerkovich
Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This should make the thumpers melt
Replies: 51
Views: 2203

Re: This should make the thumpers melt

Thank God that this thread took a hard right. :)
by Jerkovich
Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussy on the side takes another one down.
Replies: 86
Views: 2952

Re: Pussy on the side takes another one down.

M2 wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:
That girl



You can't be serious...



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Is that all you have besides your cut and paste fantasy?
by Jerkovich
Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussy on the side takes another one down.
Replies: 86
Views: 2952

Re: Pussy on the side takes another one down.

Ya, you live in gay town, follow the gay sword flingers, with nightmarish tranies/carniclowns.

Oh, and you make wind chimes. Ya, I think I have it good.
by Jerkovich
Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussy on the side takes another one down.
Replies: 86
Views: 2952

Re: Pussy on the side takes another one down.

You're a cock sucking ass twat. What do you know?

That girl could stomp you into a mud hole.
by Jerkovich
Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This should make the thumpers melt
Replies: 51
Views: 2203

Re: This should make the thumpers melt

Takes a real class act to interrupt a business meeting. It takes a real dumbass to take Kev's version of something as truth. Go fuck a salmon you vapid bugeyed fuckchair. Something of the truth? You were sticking your head through the open window like an ass. I remember like it was yesterday. I was...
by Jerkovich
Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This should make the thumpers melt
Replies: 51
Views: 2203

Re: This should make the thumpers melt

Mikey wrote:Did Kevnic and AP go to the same school of "smack"?

I swear you could put either one's name on the other's posts and you'd never know the difference.

Wouldn't be surprised if Kev wears panties too.
You and midget bed buddies?
by Jerkovich
Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This should make the thumpers melt
Replies: 51
Views: 2203

Re: This should make the thumpers melt

Fixing a toilet is not a biz meeting and your buddy ran that place into the ground in record time even though it is a great location. Yea I really care what he thinks. :lol: No you jack ass. He was doing a great job but his wife ran into sever health problems you fucking inconsiderate piece of shit...
by Jerkovich
Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussy on the side takes another one down.
Replies: 86
Views: 2952

Re: Pussy on the side takes another one down.

Oh that's right, you have no children because ass birth is impossible.
by Jerkovich
Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussy on the side takes another one down.
Replies: 86
Views: 2952

Re: Pussy on the side takes another one down.

So your wife is a fat ugly fuck, gotcha. Quite the opposite, pole smoker. Tall, slim, and fit....and a woman, unlike your stuff buddy other. Yea the hog looks nothing like her mom. :meds: You are in rare form and it's not quite raindeer season. Sorry faggot, didn't mean to embarrass you in front of...
by Jerkovich
Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussy on the side takes another one down.
Replies: 86
Views: 2952

Re: Pussy on the side takes another one down.

88 wrote:Too bad. Who better to have at the helm of the Republican Party as it wages its war against women?
With grudge fucks
by Jerkovich
Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This should make the thumpers melt
Replies: 51
Views: 2203

Re: This should make the thumpers melt

What the fuck barista? Looking for back up? See, I actually know who and what you are, having lived here for the last 10 years. You even interrupted a business meeting at a restaurant across from the courthouse to squeaked a lame ass question to the new owner. The wine, food, POS, and contractor loo...
by Jerkovich
Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This should make the thumpers melt
Replies: 51
Views: 2203

Re: This should make the thumpers melt

Smackie Chan wrote:
Wolfman wrote:Anyone know what book an atheist uses when taking an oath of office?
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No. It would be more like a pamphlet.
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by Jerkovich
Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussy on the side takes another one down.
Replies: 86
Views: 2952

Re: Pussy on the side takes another one down.

Moving Sale wrote:So your wife is a fat ugly fuck, gotcha.
Quite the opposite, pole smoker. Tall, slim, and fit....and a woman, unlike your stuff buddy other.
by Jerkovich
Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This should make the thumpers melt
Replies: 51
Views: 2203

Re: This should make the thumpers melt

Moving Sale wrote:And I can't believe you like to eat shit and bang dudes.
Did you look in the mirror this morning. We all know your propensities.

Another reason I avoid you.
by Jerkovich
Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pussy on the side takes another one down.
Replies: 86
Views: 2952

Re: Pussy on the side takes another one down.

Cut the man some slack. This is what was waiting at home. A fox hole probably looked pretty good sometimes. I wonder who the dame-on-the-side was? http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2011/04/19/hollypetraeus_wide-dd11483aebf851d5f2647caf8b7f9ee0604fd36c.jpg?s=6 :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :...
by Jerkovich
Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This should make the thumpers melt
Replies: 51
Views: 2203

Re: This should make the thumpers melt

Moving Sale wrote:Nice red x you fat stupid redneck.
You know, I have been reading your posts for a while and now I know when I run into you in SLO I never say anything. I can't believe you are an educated midget and hold the BAR. Just disgusting.
by Jerkovich
Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump offers up $5Mil if Obama...
Replies: 72
Views: 3259

Re: Trump offers up $5Mil if Obama...

Donation the United Onogga fund
by Jerkovich
Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Could Romney be the answer for liberal Americans?
Replies: 36
Views: 1635

Re: Could Romney be the answer for liberal Americans?

Posting on this shit hole while talking on the phone with a customer and taking notes is not conducive to proper spelling or grammar. However, as stated previously, this is a shit hole with a bunch of shitheads, (grooven on my tuber) so who really gives a fuck.
by Jerkovich
Mon Oct 22, 2012 3:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's that time of year
Replies: 9
Views: 532

Re: It's that time of year

Papa Willie wrote:Whew. I was worried this might be a thread about those god damned reindeer trolls.
:lol: :lol:
by Jerkovich
Mon Oct 22, 2012 3:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Could Romney be the answer for liberal Americans?
Replies: 36
Views: 1635

Re: Could Romney be the answer for liberal Americans?

Lots of delusional, self adsorbed, panty wetting liberals that believe they are so much more enlighten then the "uneducated" average white guy. Too bad they didn't teach you common sense while you were seeking your degree in Liberal Arts.
by Jerkovich
Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Freefall from Space Live
Replies: 4
Views: 375

Re: Freefall from Space Live

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by Jerkovich
Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Freefall from Space Live
Replies: 4
Views: 375

Re: Freefall from Space Live

About time! And he didn't go splat. :x
by Jerkovich
Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: KAPOW!
Replies: 12
Views: 431

Re: KAPOW!

:shock: :lol:

Just like a rocket!
by Jerkovich
Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden is still an ass
Replies: 86
Views: 6949

Re: Biden is still an ass

by Jerkovich
Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Film that Inspired Thousands
Replies: 62
Views: 3389

Re: The Film that Inspired Thousands

:lol: :doh: