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by Smackie Chan
Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Man sues Jordan for $416 Million
Replies: 14
Views: 1209

Unfortunately, the article doesn't give Heckard's age, on which the case may hinge. If dude is older than MJ, then he has a case. But if Jordan is older, he should be able to claim a legal right to the look. I'm surprised the douche isn't suing MJ's mom (if she's still drawing breath) for passing al...
by Smackie Chan
Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another teacher lets students go yard on her
Replies: 20
Views: 1192

BSmack wrote:As I recall, Sally Mennings was a Quadroon.
That's nice. But who the fuck is she?
by Smackie Chan
Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another teacher lets students go yard on her
Replies: 20
Views: 1192

ElvisMonster wrote:Image
Not sure where this school is located, but I have a baseball game tonight at TJHS in Alexandria. I may just try to hit singles rather than "going yard," though. EEEESH
by Smackie Chan
Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Breast Ironing - Uh...WTF?!?!
Replies: 18
Views: 1101

I've never understood why an all-powerful, omniscient deity would ask for that particular part of the human anatomy as part of a covenant, but hey, if that's what he wants as part of the deal... I'm not gonna pretend to understand that one either. I also wonder why He'd give it to us in the first p...
by Smackie Chan
Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Breast Ironing - Uh...WTF?!?!
Replies: 18
Views: 1101

Tom In VA wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:foreskin snacks?
Calamari ?
No, thanks ... I already had lunch.
by Smackie Chan
Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Breast Ironing - Uh...WTF?!?!
Replies: 18
Views: 1101

Rich Fader wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Rich Fader wrote:Yeah, but circumcision doesn't normally leave huge painful scars on the crank or stop it from growing, does it?
Ask this guy.
Which is why I said normally.
What's so abnormal about penile self-mutilation and foreskin snacks?
by Smackie Chan
Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Breast Ironing - Uh...WTF?!?!
Replies: 18
Views: 1101

Rich Fader wrote:Yeah, but circumcision doesn't normally leave huge painful scars on the crank or stop it from growing, does it?
Ask this guy.
by Smackie Chan
Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Gitmo/ SCOTUS thread?
Replies: 60
Views: 2595

If Smackie acheives the position of Secretary of State in the next Clinton Administration You're already conceding the election to Hilary?!? I guess it's true what they say about you. You're not drunk ... But Sec'y of State wouldn't be a bad gig. I may submit my résumé, just in case. and gets caugh...
by Smackie Chan
Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Breast Ironing - Uh...WTF?!?!
Replies: 18
Views: 1101

OCmike wrote:you'll never hear about scrotal ironing
Don't count on it. Mine's kinda wrinkled, and I think I'd prefer a nice, smoove feel when I lovingly and often fondle it.

brb
by Smackie Chan
Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Somebody Just Had a Seizure...
Replies: 39
Views: 2989

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Shouldn’t “ankle biting” be hyphenated?
Tell that to the punctuation nazi.

Whoever that is.
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by Smackie Chan
Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any Norfolk/Va Beach Folks Up in Here?
Replies: 9
Views: 806

Sudden Sam wrote:GEEZ! Spinach Genie alerted me elsewhere that the Oar House is/was a gay bar!


I BEEN OUTED!
I think you're OK on this one, since, from what I've been told, patrons of this establishment are of both persuasions; you can be straight oar you could be a rump ranger.
by Smackie Chan
Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I will be in the DC/Baltimore area this weekend
Replies: 18
Views: 1031

socal wrote:
Irieckie Chan wrote:A good look might take two weeks or more; it's fuggen HUGE!
Fixed.



:P
You might be right, although I haven't been to the Stinkstar Stabber Museum. As far as you know, anyway.
by Smackie Chan
Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any Norfolk/Va Beach Folks Up in Here?
Replies: 9
Views: 806

Craig and Ressler met a few years ago while performing separately in the area music scene. A guitarist, music teacher and songwriter, for years Craig had been doing solo performances in local clubs and venues such as Portside and Waterside, specializing in a variety or acoustic music, from blues to...
by Smackie Chan
Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I will be in the DC/Baltimore area this weekend
Replies: 18
Views: 1031

If you've never been to the Smithsonian, I highly recommend it. It's really amazing - worth a look. A good look might take two weeks or more; it's fuggen HUGE! The American History Museum is closed (I believe) for renovation. The basement of the National Archives (not part of the Smithsonian) got f...
by Smackie Chan
Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I will be in the DC/Baltimore area this weekend
Replies: 18
Views: 1031

If you're gonna try the local favorites, have crabcakes in B'more. Unfortunately, DC isn't really known for any specialty foods, except the half-smoke - a glorified hot dog, somewhat similar to a Louisiana hot link, sold by street vendors. Ben's Chili Bowl on U St. near 12th St. NW is generally rega...
by Smackie Chan
Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Gitmo/ SCOTUS thread?
Replies: 60
Views: 2595

Bubba actually is smarter than just about everyone who's ever posted here Yeah, but a terrible liar. Not everyone would agree ... Clinton's an unusually good liar. Unusually good. If "lying" = "not doing one's job," then all Presidents have failed. Face it, lying is what gets th...
by Smackie Chan
Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Gitmo/ SCOTUS thread?
Replies: 60
Views: 2595

Clinton lied about the most important thing. That is, he lied about doing his fucking job. Clarification, please. "Doing his job," as it relates to a Presidency, is very broad (again, pardon the pun). Are you trying to say he was lazy and didn't perform any aspect of what the job requires...
by Smackie Chan
Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poolpissers
Replies: 20
Views: 2025

Re: Poolpissers

mvscal wrote:Yet there you were...soaking in it.
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by Smackie Chan
Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Gitmo/ SCOTUS thread?
Replies: 60
Views: 2595

We didn't really give two shits that the Prez was gettin' hummers from a skanky intern; as leader of the free world, he was doing a good job. mmmkay..... Yeah I guess being laughed at by the rest of the "Western World" is a step up from the "disrespect." It wasn't Bubba who was ...
by Smackie Chan
Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Gitmo/ SCOTUS thread?
Replies: 60
Views: 2595

I meant that bad news for our Country usually makes the Left happy. Your tardliness knows no bounds. And if your opinion is generally held by your brethren on the right, y'all have very short memories. During the previous administration, the "left" laughed and played and romped and frolic...
by Smackie Chan
Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Clarence Thomas is an idiot
Replies: 48
Views: 2962

The Seer wrote:One way to tell if someone is overmatched and having their argument drowned by facts is to breakout the "fucking idiot" card....
If that's the case, mvscal has never won an argument up in this bitch.
by Smackie Chan
Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Real Feel Good Story of the Day
Replies: 17
Views: 658

Then he is brilliant enough to drag the body. Ummmm hello.......leave the crime scene intact and call the cops......... Could be 'cuz he dropped him near the clearance rack, which might've scared away customers. Gotta move that merchandise. Do you think customers who purchased items with grey matte...
by Smackie Chan
Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Real Feel Good Story of the Day
Replies: 17
Views: 658

Neely8 wrote:Then he is brilliant enough to drag the body. Ummmm hello.......leave the crime scene intact and call the cops.........
Could be 'cuz he dropped him near the clearance rack, which might've scared away customers. Gotta move that merchandise.
by Smackie Chan
Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What an f'ing jack off this judge is
Replies: 1
Views: 233

I heard IL was the witness who caught the judge in the unsavory act.
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mankind's all time worst enemies...
Replies: 237
Views: 6991

Van wrote:"Screetch" from Saved By The Bell. Fucker had chops for days.

-JTR
Oh, so sorry. The correct response here is film editor.
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mankind's all time worst enemies...
Replies: 237
Views: 6991

Burlap drapes

- Biggie
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack this fallen soldier.
Replies: 48
Views: 1910

mvscal wrote:Functionally human societies are no different from wolf packs or groups of chimps.
~Shamelessly going for the cheap laugh~

That explains a lot about 11/00 & 11/04.
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mankind's all time worst enemies...
Replies: 237
Views: 6991

Age of consent

- Diego

Bad spelling

- Mgo

Imported beer

- Whitey

Pic wytches

- Irie

Caller ID

- R_t_S
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack this fallen soldier.
Replies: 48
Views: 1910

Uncle Fester wrote:Well maybe, given that no matter how large the fish tank, the captive fish will always end up banging its head against the glass trying to get out.

But boiled down ...
Well maybe if you stopped trying to boil what's in the fish tank, the inhabitants would do a little less headbanging.
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mankind's all time worst enemies...
Replies: 237
Views: 6991

Motorcycle helmets.

- Annie
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MIA - Iraq
Replies: 166
Views: 6893

mvscal wrote:BeagleBlower
Laughing goin' on over here.
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MIA - Iraq
Replies: 166
Views: 6893

Nobody seemed to have much problem falling in line behind the polio stricken, FDR just to name one of many examples. Horseshit is trying to equate requesting a stateside assignment during wartime with being stricken with polio. I'm sure that's why FDR became infected - to avoid combat duty. I never...
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MIA - Iraq
Replies: 166
Views: 6893

Maybe one where he actually showed up for duty? His "duty" consisted of occasionally dropping by the orderly room for a cup of coffee and a brief perusal of training manuals. A duty which was completed as his records quite clearly indicate. He did more than that. Just to show y'all that I...
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MIA - Iraq
Replies: 166
Views: 6893

As for the Alabama assignment, would you have rather he petitioned for an assignment as ....... what .... Oh, I dunno. Combat duty in Southeast Asia? Not that he would've gotten the assignment, given the circumstances I already mentioned. But it would've made for a better bio, and perhaps given him...
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MIA - Iraq
Replies: 166
Views: 6893

Bush asked for permission to go to Alabama to work on a Senate campaign. His superior officers said OK. This is from Byron York of The Hill , hardly a left-winger. The aircraft he was qualified on was being phased out of the active duty air force. What that means for the ANG is a glut of far more e...
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MIA - Iraq
Replies: 166
Views: 6893

Dubya flew jets in the National Guard And the citizens of the southeast and southcentral U.S. owe him undying gratitude for defending their great state against the Soviet Union. FTFY and yes, it was where he was ordered to go. I guess that's one way of looking at it. Bush asked for permission to go...
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MIA - Iraq
Replies: 166
Views: 6893

mvscal wrote:Dubya flew jets in the National Guard
And the citizens of Alabama owe him undying gratitude for defending their great state against the Viet Cong.
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Feel good story of the day...
Replies: 17
Views: 1140

Headhunter wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:How do bedridden obese people get food?
Gravitational pull.
That deserves a RACK almost as big as Uribe's.
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Good news for Tom in VA!!!
Replies: 173
Views: 7058

Mister Bushice wrote:lax security
I hate dealing with the TSA iodots there. Dulles, too.
by Smackie Chan
Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are the russkies now joining the coalition of the willing?
Replies: 125
Views: 4661

Brucella Melitensis Wasn't she a member of the East German Olympic swim team? Rense? Total horseshit. [zyclonesdale]I "ran the board" for Jeff Rense a couple times when he aired his radio show out of a station I was working for in Santa Barbara. Pretty much a poor man's Art Bell.[/zyclone...

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