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by bbqjones
Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:08 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: McCain's Veep
Replies: 722
Views: 73148

Re: McCain's Veep

say say say

lets leave the limeys out of this election. im pretty sure mv handled this on page two-20
by bbqjones
Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:00 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: McCain's Veep
Replies: 722
Views: 73148

Re: McCain's Veep

Tom In VA wrote: I'm dying to know, to get a cultured, outside "Wow that accent really makes you sound smart" kind of opinion.

the husband is the brother of the daughters fiancee.
by bbqjones
Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:54 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: McCain's Veep
Replies: 722
Views: 73148

Re: McCain's Veep

she looks like a bird, but she doesnt wear pantsuits.

geothermal alternative sources.

yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
by bbqjones
Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:33 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: McCain's Veep
Replies: 722
Views: 73148

Re: McCain's Veep

mccains middle name is sidney
by bbqjones
Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:00 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: McCain's Veep
Replies: 722
Views: 73148

Re: McCain's Veep

i wish somebody would not murder my cat

his name is eddie
by bbqjones
Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:51 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: McCain's Veep
Replies: 722
Views: 73148

Re: McCain's Veep

the pregnant daughter has some big ole titties.

rack the republican daughters
by bbqjones
Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The diogenes Tribute to Sarah Palin Thread
Replies: 29
Views: 1694

Re: The diogenes Tribute to Sarah Palin Thread

joe bidens middle name is robinette
by bbqjones
Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "must-have" Firefox extensions
Replies: 3
Views: 934

Re: "must-have" Firefox extensions

is it too late to request freecell?
by bbqjones
Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:30 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: brewer time
Replies: 20
Views: 2882

Re: brewer time

cough cough

rack my ryan braun baseball cards

im a dork happy
by bbqjones
Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:57 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: McCain's Veep
Replies: 722
Views: 73148

Re: McCain's Veep

anybody who is claiming this is a blow to the mccrazy campaign or anybody busting out a "this hot gun totin bitch takes us over the hump. (IS a DummY._) \ it all will fall on florida again, and im going to do my bestest to eat as many , fill out as many absentee ballots as possible. we are all ...
by bbqjones
Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: olympic medal tracker
Replies: 42
Views: 3879

Re: olympic medal tracker

nice choke by the softball team.
nice choke by the relay teams.
nice choke by the boxing team
nice dive at the line for a bronze medal to complete the 400 sweep.
by bbqjones
Fri Aug 22, 2008 6:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack the Trolls
Replies: 6
Views: 1037

Re: Rack the Trolls

bwahahaha we found you fags
by bbqjones
Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2 down. 6 to go
Replies: 67
Views: 5456

Re: 2 down. 6 to go

dude, you're all over the place Honestly, these Olympics were only good for killing a couple weeks leading up to the start of football season. Not many of these sports are followed outside of the Olympics...it's just something different to watch. Phelps and Bolt will be remembered for what they did ...
by bbqjones
Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brian Collins lands a job
Replies: 12
Views: 1825

Re: Brian Collins lands a job

you dont have a sick sense of humor.

the best part is when there is a box score and dead air then his mug shows up again confused with ears flaring and flailing. watch the whole thing shoalzie. best four minutes since . well . just watch it bro
by bbqjones
Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brian Collins lands a job
Replies: 12
Views: 1825

Re: Brian Collins lands a job

that clip will never be not funny.

rack these:

"and hes looking good"
"and hes passing it to the man"
"boom goes the dynamite"
by bbqjones
Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: olympic medal tracker
Replies: 42
Views: 3879

Re: olympic medal tracker

black people and mexicans-

usa - alot

china- 0


run with that one statboy
by bbqjones
Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: olympic medal tracker
Replies: 42
Views: 3879

olympic medal tracker

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/olympics/2008/medals/tracker/?eref=T1 while its nice that the us has the most medals, im a bit disturbed by the numbers. we are leading by a large margin finishing second and third. is this a good thing? china is kicking our ass in golds. track and field has been di...
by bbqjones
Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:48 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Question for MLB Fans
Replies: 26
Views: 2547

Re: Question for MLB Fans

while i like to say i love baseball, i dont enjoy watching it on tv. huge fan of box scores and stats. as a brewer fan, ive become a bit numb to postseason games but this could be the year. hope hope. if sabathia or sheets is pitching, i definately tune in if its on. sportscenter has probably ruined...
by bbqjones
Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Roll Up, Roll Up...For Planet Bolt
Replies: 21
Views: 2192

Re: Roll Up, Roll Up...For Planet Bolt

the way this guy runs, wouldn't it be a ridiculus to witness him break 19 in the next couple of years? the jamaicans might have a chance to lap somebody in the relays.

he can probably do 9.55 right now in the one. nice to see a sprinter that has joy in his trade.
by bbqjones
Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Roll Up, Roll Up...For Planet Bolt
Replies: 21
Views: 2192

Re: Roll Up, Roll Up...For Planet Bolt

smackaholic wrote: What Phelps did was akin to winning the 100, 200, 400, high hurdles, long jump and pole vault.

not really. three of them were relays. impressive nonetheless.
by bbqjones
Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coosa County, Alabama PET
Replies: 19
Views: 2284

Re: Coosa County, Alabama PET

Image

~the natives view whiteman for first time~
by bbqjones
Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2 down. 6 to go
Replies: 67
Views: 5456

Re: 2 down. 6 to go

i dont know where i got those numbers from. It's a "Fast Pool" To promote the breaking of swimming world records, the Chinese have optimized their Water Cube pool for speed by: (1) Keeping the water at 80.6 degrees, the temperature considered optimal for swimmers; (2) pumping 'microbubbles...
by bbqjones
Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2 down. 6 to go
Replies: 67
Views: 5456

Re: 2 down. 6 to go

i heard someone also say the pool is 3 feet deep as opposed to the usual 2ft. or vice versa.
by bbqjones
Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:05 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Brett Favre is now a NEW YORK JET
Replies: 48
Views: 3269

Re: Brett Favre is now a NEW YORK JET

Dinsdale wrote: I hope the Voters make him wait a few years after this embarrassment.

5 sounds about right.
by bbqjones
Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:07 pm
Forum: NBA
Topic: The Return of Clutch City is on the Horizon
Replies: 34
Views: 2448

Re: The Return of Clutch City is on the Horizon

phx got matt barnes.

now what dins??? you sure are quite now.

matt freaking barnes. good luck suckers.
by bbqjones
Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:03 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: So how overrated is Jeter?
Replies: 65
Views: 4591

Re: So how overrated is Jeter?

Shoalzie wrote: Jeter is approaching 1000 RBI...just needs 17 more. Ripken had 1695 in his 20 year career. If Jeter has 3 more years at his present pace, he'll surpass Ripken in RBI.
230 rbi per season is definate HOF first ballot.
by bbqjones
Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: move over Jess there is a real celeb in da house!
Replies: 5
Views: 1740

Re: move over Jess there is a real celeb in da house!

is that to be shown at your funeral?

kinda creepy if you ask me.
by bbqjones
Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:52 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: brewer time
Replies: 20
Views: 2882

Re: brewer time

ouch. the way the crew won those games must hurt as much as it did when gorman thomas struck out in the 9th when i was a little boy in 1982. fun to watch this team.
by bbqjones
Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:43 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: brewer time
Replies: 20
Views: 2882

Re: brewer time

'sup felice?

i have billy hall rookie cards as well.
by bbqjones
Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: so - you were saying, mvscal?
Replies: 77
Views: 3248

Re: so - you were saying, mvscal?

Again -- I made choices to limit my "contributions" to the oil companies. If I was married and/or had children, it in no way limits my ability to make those same choices. http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/44008731_46e72a31d1.jpg?v=0 l. to r. dinsdale "roommate" , paul giamatti
by bbqjones
Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Motorcyclist Thrown 270 Feet!
Replies: 17
Views: 945

Re: Motorcyclist Thrown 270 Feet!

270 feet
close to a half a mile. damn.

-smathy chan
by bbqjones
Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Pat Bateman troll...
Replies: 6
Views: 986

Re: Paging Pat Bateman troll...

good thing cuda wasnt the only one with tmz bookmarked.

-funky whitewolf42
by bbqjones
Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: where were you-- July 18,1968 ?
Replies: 16
Views: 1980

Re: where were you-- July 18,1968 ?

KC Scott wrote:
bbqjones wrote:my birthday is on friday
Have good 'un - Mines 3 days later

my internet girlfriend has one two days after that. july 30. im going to send her the coolest e-card with my peni phone number.
by bbqjones
Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: where were you-- July 18,1968 ?
Replies: 16
Views: 1980

Re: where were you-- July 18,1968 ?

my birthday is on friday

so would w. payton. rip sweetness
by bbqjones
Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:04 pm
Forum: NBA
Topic: Why Greg Oden should host the ESPY Awards
Replies: 3
Views: 947

Re: Why Greg Oden should host the ESPY Awards

bayless had a nice summer camp. but that dude is one selfish player. portland is lucky to win 35 games.

oden is funny and ugly. i like that in my internet buddies.
by bbqjones
Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A tourist in familiar towns PET
Replies: 4
Views: 866

Re: A tourist in familiar towns PET

i was so bored scrolling through that, i almost fell asleep with a cigarette burning my crotch.
by bbqjones
Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: China PET
Replies: 6
Views: 823

Re: China PET

which one is the jon.

douchebag wanted to know
by bbqjones
Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I ate locust today
Replies: 3
Views: 659

Re: I ate locust today

bace renewed his vows?
by bbqjones
Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I said "poop"
Replies: 7
Views: 817

Re: I said "poop"

This will not be a PET. But yes, I literally just shit in my boxer shorts. This is something that I am not going to tell my real life friends, but for some reason, I feel compelled to convey this to you guys. I had back surgery a month ago and am still recovering. Today, like other recent days, I t...
by bbqjones
Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out TheJON
Replies: 31
Views: 2235

Re: Calling out TheJON

its disgusting. thats what it is.

theJoON must be a mvscal