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bbqjones

dont even try it fuckers, im not taking any more pills today. no matter how much you bait me.

bbqjones

dont confuse me dinsdale. ive only pooped my pants at home and its easy to clean up. i was referring to pooping in the pool and anywhere else not in your on abode. perhaps literally is correct. but again dont confuse me and im pretty sure even kogen could kick thejons ass too.

bbqjones

peeing in the pool is ok. pooping your pants anywhere is a pussy move.

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id bet even cuda could kick thejons ass.

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buenos tardes amigo

-you know who

bbqjones

how much do you think a stake piece of gum is worth logan?

triple that and add 5-25 bucks and there you go kid.

bbqjones

thanks for doing that research. it was just something i read whilst pinching a loaf.
i like the dude and the 5 rookie cards that have increased something like 300 percent the last couple years.

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recent sporting news magazine rated him "dirtiest player in the NL". (voted on by the players, btw). i personally dont agree, but there must be something there.

chase utley is lenny dykstra with more power and better defense, imo.

bbqjones

sometimes we all need a hug.

bbqjones

no shit hippie. i started a thread all about it.

read more, post more.

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im not sure what coods is doing but im lol'ing my ass off. good luck in the suck mgosdickoff.

ive had meltdowns like this in previous years*

*2001
*2003
*2004
*2006

if it weren't for biggie**, me and cuda would probably be dead.

**is stupid

bbqjones

bacon bits/greasy bacon slabs work too.

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bayless is a freak. ive been following him for, well, a year. but some of his you tube clips show what kind of player he is. but i would say he fits in well with portland. will be another starbury. the blazers will suck again this year. sorry to break it to you.

bbqjones

ben sheets complete game shutout. around 12 ks.

ryan braun hits 1 hr 2dbls and ends up with 8 rbi.

cory hart gets a single and scores 2 runs.

the rest of the players suck ass

bbqjones

you're lucky im on the other side of the country. i would totally give you a knuckle sandwich, pussy.

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antonio bandaris is 5-8.

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russert is dead now too.

rack karl rove

bbqjones

getting banned is no fun. but there is always a reprieve. perhaps.

glad im not on the list*.

*here

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my first impression of black dudes: cant keep grits out of beard need a translator for white peeps (took me about 3 years) are lazy when andy griffith is on smoke alot of pot watch alot of boxing on hbo dig white women (hi mom) have early health problems that whites and asians normally dont piss and...

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shoulda wasted your money at mons venus instead.

no doubt a winner at that place.

bbqjones

one million dollars
to fuck your wife doggystyle
suck my balls redford

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I am writing to inform you of the current unfortunate situation with our check processors, which affects your pending withdrawal for $2,000.00 requested from your account on 6/23/2008. Since the UIGEA was passed almost 2 years ago it has had varied success in clamping down on banking transactions i...

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your boy looks like a gook.

what does PET stand for?

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Take can of tuna and strain water. what kind of pussy buys non oily tuna? the franks and beans recipe is similar to one i grew up on. big fan. fried salami and hot pepper jack cheese on ritz crackers is my new favorite. accidently drop a can of tomato soup and anything else you can find in the pant...

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bumpy42

http://www.fannation.com/truth_and_rumors/view/56990

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we light off fireworks in our driveways round here. when i say we, i mean I, and when i do them they hit everybodys roof. but i guess since im everybodys handyman/magda taker it doesnt mean much. rumps has balls to marry a fatass hog but cant slab some cannons in his baqckyard? sounds like houston s...

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Cuda wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:
You're cool with allowing morons to damage property and injure and maim children?
that's what 4th of July is ALL about, sissy

pretty much

rack

bbqjones

[joke]why does nadal pick his butt all the time?

[/must be a funny in there somewhere]

slept for the 3rd and fourth sets. this one seems to be a doozy

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trev wrote: Speaking of gay, don't you sell shoes for a living? That's about the gayest job I can think of for a man.

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l. to r. velocent, rumps, kcpaul

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... but then i get drunk and lose it all being slappy. not tonightm. im pulling the power cord from the computer. --- once i get to three thousand. then im done and im not doin g any more deposits. im seroious about this one. im on a roll and i cant be stopped. i split eights v paint and won 400 buc...

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since the last time we spoke, im up another three hundy. but im wondering who thte fucker that keeps following me around talking smack and asking for a loan. could it be the website worker?> that would be a cool job btw, imo. im getting fat and i feel like shrubber more and more every day. im not su...

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ive found it easier and quicker to win at blackjack, but then again i probably have ikyowiaysia syndrome. been playing blackjack on ultimatebet and if youre not playing with others the beat will be bad about 100 percent of the time. i go onto a poker table and get bored because ive been betting betw...

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in the same boat. id hit it now.

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if I were working nights, id be hanging out at the bar during the day. well maybe. since im not really working at all, im hanging out at the bar whenever im not passed out.

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or hang out here.

you choose

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im not saying i know the guy or anything, but he spent 12 bucks on his haircut.

and hes really good at galaxa

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i used to be able to chew my toenails.

not any more

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hey chip!!!!!

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i thought it was funny.

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