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You don't remember that pic? It was a bottle (I don't know if I've ever seen a 40 ounce malt liquor can) and it was in quite far.

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Ah the gross out contests from The Vent Online. I still wish I had that picture of that black hoodrat with the dyed blonde pubes and the 40 ounce shoved in her hatchet wound.

Good times those were. I miss them and Jessica Fletcher's leathery nipples.

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trev, you don't have politics. If your husband or Palin or your kids discuss something, I'm pretty sure that a day or so later, you convince yourself that their ideas are yours or that they were just thinking along the same lines as you. I'm no fan of the current prez or his policies but I giggle wh...

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Awesome! I was uncertain but your guidance and wisdom has given me clarity. I can't thank you enough broham.

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A little off topic but I need your expertise for something quite important DP:

What are your thoughts on hogging and women who have had weight loss surgery? Is it still hogging if the woman is thin with lots of loose skin and scars? TIA

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Hey! Hey! Where is the love for me that I showed for you? Did you NOT see where I prefaced my post with a nod to my affection to you? Words hurt you know. :( Actually, having read your posts for over a decade and analyzed you (lovingly by the way) quite thoroughly, I think my characterization of you...

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That anniversary won't draw only women. No, as July 12th approaches, you watch the news, hang out around the convention center and drive around Howard University's campus. Soon you will see lots and lots and lots of women in crimson and cream attire on the streets, on the Metro and choking the stree...

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Screw, aren't you in D.C.?

There are going to be 40,000 or so extra women in your city in about two weeks. You need to make sure that you are in the mix of what will be a beautiful thing that I unfortunately will have to miss.

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trevortime, I do this out of love so please remember that... Let's look at Ms. Jeantal for a second. She is quite fat, not the best looking person in the world, has an interesting (re:awful) hairdo which has been teased with lots of gel/spray to get her bangs to look just so and she isn't that brigh...

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One morbidly obese, sweaty Southerner calling another morbidly obese, sweaty Southerner out of shape. Spray, your chutzpah is impressive.

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Tom In VA wrote:My name is Tom, I live in Virginia.

He's also a WWF fan from the 1980's.

Mine is from a poem that I learned a long time ago, under duress, and I draw on it from time to time.

My previous name was very silly.

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nostra wrote:
BSmack wrote:
titlover wrote:original Mag 7'er checking in.
Not unless your name is Jay, Mace, Nostra, Paintboy, Catfish.... fuck, who were the rest of that crew?

TA and DiT

titlover, how does it feel to know that you've been calling the wrong people maggers all this time?

You are actually dumber than I thought.

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Pastor Bell: http://s14.postimage.org/epkkjrfz5/aloisbell1.jpg Absolutely no surprise right there. Fat niqqer bitches are every waiter's worst nightmare. Loud, obnoxious, demanding and never tip for shit assuming they tip at all. The main reason I tipped the hostess well was to see that these shitb...

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"Ceiling Irie is watching you."

I used to laugh so hard at this shit while at work. People must have thought I was crazy. I love WWB's old sig "Grow the hell up and buttfuck your wives!"

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I can't believe that neither elvismonster nor bacefelice have posted in this thread given the title.

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buzzer posts here with great frequency? I may have to lurk here more often.

Dinsy, I saw this show recently and thought of you. American Hoggers:
http://www.aetv.com/american-hoggers/

It wasn't what I would have hoped it would be about sadly.

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who makes the best Kool-Aid.

http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/18664 ... r-kool-aid

I wish Dr. Detroit still posted here.

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Dinsy, trev is talking about fatties that you would actually DATE, take out in public and/or daylight and have feelings for after sex. If the thread was titled "Chubbie (spelling counts trevor!) you'd hog," then your name would of course get mentioned.

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Rack Bakedfelice.

"Try the cock, Albert. It's a delicacy, and you know where it's been."

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Johnspray, that pic hits a little too close to home for you eh? You are looking at your Ghost of Type II Future: bedridden because your legs had to be amputated but hands and fingers left intact by God who felt enough pity/disgust for you that he wants to let you post until you die drowning in a tom...

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I think it has Dinsy.

"World's Greatest Dad" directed by Bobcat Goldthwaite is creepy but funny. Robin Williams' son asphyxiates during a choking session and some real hyjinx ensue when he covers it up. There is also a nude scene at the end that I think everyone will enjoy.

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Martyred wrote:C+

Rack!
-Jess The Rookie

An illegal immigrant, a Muslim and a Communist walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Hey Mr. President!"

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Not a fan of talkies eh Wolfie? Do you jerk off to shots of Faye Raye's ankles in King Kong?

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^Genius post. No bullshit. How can any of you hate this cat? He's well thought out, good scripting and even better improv when needed and hasn't broken character yet. brad, I won't be fighting on either side. I'll let other angrier people do all the fighting while I hunker down with provisions and g...

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Threads like this one remind me how awful this election cycle has already become and the conventions haven't even happened yet. I despise both parties, partisanship politics and people who get overly emotional about national issues that have no real bearing on what goes on in their state or locality...

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How can you come back to Cali and NOT go see the Conducts? Mark is heartbroken.

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Is an unaware, immigrant janitor who died instantly a hero like a fireman who died climbing stairs to save people?

I'm not one to shit on the deceased but I have a little trouble ascribing the label "hero" to an office clerk who died while she was shuffling paper.

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Rahowa, Helter Skelter. A race riot over several states during one of the most important election cycles in history would be very deecem. You've lightened up over the years Vic, which side you shooting at? :grin: Neither. The Trayvon Martin killing sickens me not from the death but from the reactio...

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Did Trayvon Martin deserve to die? I don't know...I wasn't there. I hate to think anyone deserves to be shot. Painiting Zimmerman (Jewish Hispanic?) as a racist appears to be ridiculous as well. A close friend of his (black) said that he tutors black kids on a regular basis. But the consistent misr...

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What's with the female baboon screeching in clip 4? Upset that Jeffrey didn't save her a wing or a thigh? How would you feel if someone ate your brother, sister or someone else in your family and then you had to sit in court and hear the ghastly detaills, along with viewing the crime scene photos? ...

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Were they all Muslim? There are Christians in Dearborn Heights. And, their names are not the best indicator of what their faith is. I don't think their religion has any bearing on beating up the opposing qb. They got drug around the field the whole night and they did a dick, childish move by attacki...

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Newt arriving to meet his new constituency after he is exiled from Earth. Sonny Bono is on board with a bomb in a suitcase.

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Maybe the victim in this story will turn his disaster into a triumph. Look at Reggie Love, he went from teabaggee to a cushy job at The White House.

Am I a terrible person to have repeatedly laughed at this?

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Does your revulsion stop you from fucking her or do you just do the deed and worry about personal preferences another time? Standards are for guys who don't get laid. Outstanding! I value your insight into these things. Now, the below woman: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/17/article-2026964...

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When it comes to women's tits, there's no such thing as too big. Nonsense. Even you would gag at the unveiling of these nasty, oversized udders... http://78.140.172.190/bt/st/thumbs/807/rzj581I3qc.jpg I believe in Terry's case it's more a matter of self-defense. If his enraged gorilla wife's arms w...

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Not for me, there isn't. Mind you, I'm talking strictly about tits. Now, there might be other parts on the woman's body that are a little too big. IVO? You married a blacvk woman right? You realize that usually the ratio of tit to booty is the opposite of what you just typed. Dins, I'm curious. You...

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Fuck The Alliance, especially SOAB and Dan J. The only veterans they are of is the cum guzzling/feltching kind. On an unrelated note, Hammy, after reading about the death of Bill Keane, all I could think of was you and your sporadic resets of "Not Me" and "Ida Know" in threads da...

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Roach wrote:Sam your PETS are all ways great, and they are like jewels among the shit threads here by 'husker.

The crowd wants more . . .

This.

PETs by SS and others are the only good things at this board. Thanks to all of you who post them.

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Figures. A half spic takes her cues from a full spic.

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