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by Eaglebauer
Tue Oct 17, 2006 11:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sports Betting for Week of October 22nd
Replies: 47
Views: 1598

Adelpiero wrote:
Eaglebauer wrote:
Adelpiero wrote:betting 100 on cardinals +120
Where's last week's thread?
i tried to unsticky it, and deleted it
You just wanted to delete your tard bet on Bears -12.5
by Eaglebauer
Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sports Betting for Week of October 22nd
Replies: 47
Views: 1598

also -- HOMER.




at least you're bucking the 'public' Mets, though. :wink:
by Eaglebauer
Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sports Betting for Week of October 22nd
Replies: 47
Views: 1598

Adelpiero wrote:betting 100 on cardinals +120
Where's last week's thread?
by Eaglebauer
Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sports Betting for Week of October 22nd
Replies: 47
Views: 1598

Three obvious 'right sides' to me in the NFL this week, although I'm in no hurry to bet them yet and will have to research some more.

Again all home dogs:
CLEV +4.5
TB +5
OAK +3.5
by Eaglebauer
Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Owned images, anyone?
Replies: 15
Views: 1151

You mean like this, Fat bones?

Image

Owned.
by Eaglebauer
Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:34 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Moss to New England rumor today heating up
Replies: 8
Views: 363

Ok now they're saying it's not going to happen (don't feel like pasting).

What the fuck ever. My fantasy team is fucked. Thanks Randy you cocksucker.
by Eaglebauer
Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 18500 murders in South Africa this year
Replies: 9
Views: 493

Re: 18500 murders in South Africa this year

according to the BBC, the murder rate is actually down 40% from last year Doesn't that qualify them to be "sliding into civil war"? Or is it a case of "if you can't blame it on Bush, it's not worth paying attenntion to"? Sounds like another country that would be "better off...
by Eaglebauer
Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:16 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Moss to New England rumor today heating up
Replies: 8
Views: 363

Media reports say Al Davis is willing to give Randy his wish and send him on his way. One condition -- Randy has to suck his dick.

I say this goes down.
by Eaglebauer
Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:40 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Moss to New England rumor today heating up
Replies: 8
Views: 363

Moss to New England rumor today heating up

courtesy of profootballtalk.com MOSS TO PATS RUMORS GATHERING STEAM Our network of NFL sources is buzzing with talk that the New England Patriots are trying to work a trade with the Raiders for receiver Randy Moss. "It's getting strong," a league source told us a little while ago. The trad...
by Eaglebauer
Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:39 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Monday night football?
Replies: 31
Views: 1349

Had AZ +650 on the moneyline.

:meds:
by Eaglebauer
Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Study: War blamed for 655,000 Iraqi deaths
Replies: 20
Views: 606

Study: War blamed for 655,000 Iraqi deaths

"guess again, dumbfuck." -mvpedinscal "radical!" -cicero http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/10/11/iraq.deaths/index.html BALTIMORE, Maryland (CNN) -- War has wiped out about 655,000 Iraqis or more than 500 people a day since the U.S.-led invasion, a new study reports. Violence i...
by Eaglebauer
Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ideas for 5 Year Wedding Anniversary
Replies: 19
Views: 719

Re: Ideas for 5 Year Wedding Anniversary

IndyFrisco wrote: I was thinking Cozumel, but it's still Mexico. I thought Aruba as well. Considering the Atlantis in the Bahamas. Willing to spend around $350/night but would prefer closer to $300 (insert Adam joke here).
Cheap male prostitutes are pretty much a requirement, I presume.
by Eaglebauer
Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DEATHMATCH THREAD- derron vs. saxonjf
Replies: 51
Views: 2217

Sorry to interrupt, but just wanted to note for the record that watching that avatar while listening to Scott Joplin's rag, "Eugenia," on my headphones is definitely weird and wild stuff. http://www.stucknut.com/locker/files/blackbikinigif.gif Carry on. Fess -Nut House Could she get those...
by Eaglebauer
Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: UK Terror Plot
Replies: 322
Views: 13167

Moving Sale wrote:
Jimmy Medalions wrote:Props to JSC for shoving a white-hot, barbed wire plunger into the very place where TVPhonebook's takes are born.
Yelling BODE before the game is over again I see.

Get back to buttfucking your kids you sorry sack of shit.
:lol:
by Eaglebauer
Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Coming Market Crash
Replies: 168
Views: 13366

Let's get one thing straight first. I don't a fuck about you or your position and I'm certainly not about to disclose my own personal financial position in a place like this. That's not going to happen. I "put it on the line" where it counts....in the real world. Spineless-coward-says-what?
by Eaglebauer
Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:13 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Trade Randy Moss ... ?
Replies: 24
Views: 803

Please fucking trade him. He's killing my fantasy team.

Honestly I don't see many good fits out there for him, though.
by Eaglebauer
Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best show now on tv?
Replies: 78
Views: 2780

Cicero wrote:Entourage
Fucking hate it.
by Eaglebauer
Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Aruba trip report-- I outlast Helmuth
Replies: 9
Views: 321

any stories??? poker pros acting like tards?? poker whores, banging for $5 chips??? No, not really. They're actually weren't that many pros there this year as compared to last year as the WPT dropped Aruba and some new PPT US Open thing was going on at the same time. When Hellmuth busted out it was...
by Eaglebauer
Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Aruba trip report-- I outlast Helmuth
Replies: 9
Views: 321

any stories??? poker pros acting like tards?? poker whores, banging for $5 chips??? No, not really. They're actually weren't that many pros there this year as compared to last year as the WPT dropped Aruba and some new PPT US Open thing was going on at the same time. When Hellmuth busted out it was...
by Eaglebauer
Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Party Poker.........DEAD
Replies: 44
Views: 2310

Of course Ried would have had to cast a vote against the port security bill in order to vote Nay. A blatant lie. You wouldn't happen to have a link to the Senate vote totals on HR 4411? I doubt it. The gutless Senate passed it on a voice vote to remain anonymous, save for the idiot sponsors.
by Eaglebauer
Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Aruba trip report-- I outlast Helmuth
Replies: 9
Views: 321

Aruba trip report-- I outlast Helmuth

And Fuck Poker.... Came in 150th out of 600. Only top 50 got paid. Had a big 30,000 chip stack early and was playing my ass off as one of the tourney leaders midway through Day 1. However, thee times had other players all-in for their tourney lives before the flop, and had them severely dominated, a...
by Eaglebauer
Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Party Poker.........DEAD
Replies: 44
Views: 2310

Democrats would naver have made this a priority. Yeah, because Harry Reid isn't from Nevada, was never chairman of the State Gaming Control Board and his son isn't the current Clark County Commission chair. :lol: Retard. That Nevada doesn't want online gaming is a given, and not that that ever matt...
by Eaglebauer
Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Party Poker.........DEAD
Replies: 44
Views: 2310

Well there you have it.
by Eaglebauer
Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Party Poker.........DEAD
Replies: 44
Views: 2310

Re: Party Poker.........DEAD

Thanks to the "Conservative" Thumpers. Guess again, dipshit. 317 Ayes , 93 Nays, 22 Present/Not Voting. Frist and fellow thumpers are the ones who made this a priority. The ayes are from attaching it to another unrelated bill re: port security that would've been political suicide to vote ...
by Eaglebauer
Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Party Poker.........DEAD
Replies: 44
Views: 2310

Party Poker.........DEAD

as well as Pokerstars and many others (as far as U.S. citizens are concerned). http://www.londonstockexchange.com/LSECWS/IFSPages/MarketNewsPopup.aspx?id=1308926&source=RNS http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061002/bs_nm/leisure_partygaming_dc Thanks to the "Conservative" Thumpers. Way to go.
by Eaglebauer
Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: progress in Iraq, finally!
Replies: 4
Views: 274

sooooo chaos and failure of implementing rule of law are progress to you Eaglefelcher? nice, douche. Nice education, numbuts. :lol: Why don't you peddle that little bicycle of yours you like so much all the way back to school and tell your teachers they failed to teach you what either "irony&q...
by Eaglebauer
Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: progress in Iraq, finally!
Replies: 4
Views: 274

progress in Iraq, finally!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/10/AR2006091001204_pf.html Situation Called Dire in West Iraq Anbar Is Lost Politically, Marine Analyst Says By Thomas E. Ricks Washington Post Staff Writer Monday, September 11, 2006; A01 The chief of intelligence for the Marine Corps in ...
by Eaglebauer
Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: holy fuck it was all lies
Replies: 10
Views: 485

Jack wrote:It's in print! It must be TRUE!!

Kind of like .. it can't be wrong if it rhymes!!
I know, that's stupid!

W already said so.
by Eaglebauer
Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: holy fuck it was all lies
Replies: 10
Views: 485

Qbert wrote:pure politics.

Senate elections are coming up.

nothing to see here.

Really???

Yay, I'm much happier now. :)

That's what I had thought.
by Eaglebauer
Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: holy fuck it was all lies
Replies: 10
Views: 485

holy fuck it was all lies

this can't be real. :sad: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060909/ap_on_go_co/iraq_report Senate: Saddam saw al-Qaida as threat By JIM ABRAMS, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 9 minutes ago WASHINGTON - Saddam Hussein regarded al-Qaida as a threat rather than a possible ally, a Senate report says, contra...
by Eaglebauer
Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: everyone benefits from the big economic boom
Replies: 2
Views: 240

everyone benefits from the big economic boom

http:// thinkprogress.org New Census Report: Uninsured Up, Real Income Down For Men and Women, Poverty Unchanged This morning, the Census Bureau released new figures about health insurance, income, and poverty. It’s not a pretty picture. The number of Americans without health insurance continues to...
by Eaglebauer
Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poker sites. can you REALLY win?
Replies: 25
Views: 944

Dins-- Sorry, but you need to quit flapping your gums about QQ. It's the 3rd or 4th best possible starting hand in all of Hold Em. Sure we'd all like to sit around and play nothing but AA but then there's no game anymore. Even AA is good at separating your from your money if you can't learn when to ...
by Eaglebauer
Fri Aug 11, 2006 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WSOP live feed ESPN link
Replies: 6
Views: 264

get rid of that all hail shit... :D Jamie Gold won...I know Cunningham pushed with 10/10 only to get called by Gold with K/J and gold I Believe caught the K on the flop (one of 6 outs in the whole deck that help him in that spot... Gold was a complete luckbox the whole tourney (I guess you have to ...
by Eaglebauer
Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poker sites. can you REALLY win?
Replies: 25
Views: 944

Just to clarify, my comments are mainly in regards to Multi-Table Tournaments, which is where I have most of my experience. One table sit n go's are an entirely different creature. As are cash games. But of course, when you're short stacked in either an MTT or a SnG, they don't play that differently.
by Eaglebauer
Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poker sites. can you REALLY win?
Replies: 25
Views: 944

I am done with online for a while... Sunday Full Tilt $5 + $.50 SNG... I am in about 3rd chip position with about 1800 in chips and 5 left out of 6 when I get dealt 44 and it is checked around to me in the BB (blinds were 20/40)...I check and the flop comes...A (red)/4(red)/K (spade)...check, check...
by Eaglebauer
Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poker sites. can you REALLY win?
Replies: 25
Views: 944

Re: Poker sites. can you REALLY win?

Good luck in Aruba. We're all counting on you. Thank you, brother. You know I'm going to try my best.... I need that million dollar first prize so I can quit my job. :o Don't have the odds calculator handy(but I'll bet someone does, and will prove me wrong), but I believe his 7 7 was about a 50/50 ...
by Eaglebauer
Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poker sites. can you REALLY win?
Replies: 25
Views: 944

Re: Poker sites. can you REALLY win?

i get pocket Qs so i figure i'd raise 200..i get 3 poeple to call..flop is 3,4,8....raised 400 (by raising i went down to about 1000 chips) got 2 peple to fold and one called....10 was 4th street..i bet 400 again...dude calls....Ace on river...i check, he checks....and what do you know...fucker has...
by Eaglebauer
Tue Aug 08, 2006 2:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Poker sites. can you REALLY win?
Replies: 25
Views: 944

The answer to your original question is YES. Your thoughts, Eaglebauer? [chico escuela]"UB been very, very good to me."[/chico escuela] $10,000 Aruba package and all. Of course last night I played in a 220 person, $100 buy-in there. Down to 60 people left, top 30 cash. Stack is kind of lo...
by Eaglebauer
Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: W. didn't know there were two sects of Islam in Iraq
Replies: 1
Views: 174

W. didn't know there were two sects of Islam in Iraq

This tells you all you really need to know about the thought put into this. http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Ambassador_claims_shortly_before_invasion_Bush_0804.html ______________________ Ambassador claims shortly before invasion, Bush didn't know there were two sects of Islam 08/04/2006 @ 10:51 a...
by Eaglebauer
Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I wish my keyboards would sit still...
Replies: 22
Views: 625

Thoughts on Fenders? Own any?