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Eaglebauer

Congrats man, good job! Keep us up to date. A good book to read, I think, is Erick Lindgren's book on tournament play. Even if you go out early you still get a vacation in Aruba. When is it? It's September 23 through October 1st. Poker only on four of the days max, if you last till the end. And lik...

Eaglebauer

sweet,you'll have to give us the uppity uppity on when it starts, im sure they will have a tracker on tourney, we'll look for engbauer. dude, i dont know if you have checked out 365poker, but they have guarentee tourneys, where its 10K first prize, 20$ buyin, and only 100 people join. very few come...

Eaglebauer

I came in the top 20 (out of 2500) in the Ultimate Bet Million Dollar Freeroll today.

Good for airfaire and hotel accomodations for 8 nights in Aruba, plus $5200 buy in to the Ultimate Poker Classic.

LOL seeing as I've never played in a live tourney before.

Holy fuck.

Eaglebauer

Actually, atheism is more incompatible with evolution than theism.

-Dio

Eaglebauer

Of course, idiot. Read more and post never. Yeah well then I guess we can just skip the whole shocked and morally outraged part next time then. It's *your* fucking war, after all. Outraged patriot-you hate America-you're glad our troops are dying-you hate freedom-melt in 3, 2, 1.... p.s. Bode Insur...

Eaglebauer

STFU, idiot. You have no idea about anything. So you did know this could happen, huh? Of course, idiot. Read more and post never. Yeah well then I guess we can just skip the whole shocked and morally outraged part next time then. It's *your* fucking war, after all. Outraged patriot-you hate America...

Eaglebauer

88 wrote:
Eaglebauer wrote:I had no idea this could happen in a war.
STFU, idiot. You have no idea about anything.

So you did know this could happen, huh?

Eaglebauer

I had no idea this could happen in a war.

Eaglebauer

Eagle...The KK vs J3 is horrible... Yeah I had this one setup perfectly. The guy immediately to my right had twice raised (3-4x bb) and folded to my subsequent all-in (AA once, QQ once... the blinds were high-- it was worth it). So then not too much longer thereafter we're in the blinds and everyon...

Eaglebauer

The Germans are the most despicable Western nation. In this century alone, they've given the world Communism and National Socialism. They also did a great job plunging Europe into a thousand years of political chaos, violence, poverty and cultural degradation following their destruction of the West...

Eaglebauer

Fuck 'em both.

God's Country having to host modern-Western Civ's two most despicable nations in the finals.

Pity the Germans.

Eaglebauer

e wrote: btw...fuck italy.

Eaglebauer

It comes and goes. Probably this week tomorrow I will be talking about not cashing in my last 10 tourneys or something. It certainly does come and go. I lost on ALL of the following all-in showdowns this week. KK vs. J3o - 88% fav A9 vs. J10o - 56% fav KK vs. AQ - 72% fav AA vs. 99 - 81% fav ($200 ...

Eaglebauer

Tom In VA wrote:
Eaglebauer wrote:You're obviously fucking melting.
Well, there it is. Seems the age old self proclaimed "bode" has now turned into .... "You're obviously fucking melting.".

And it has about as much merit as self proclaimed "bode", that would be ..... none

Guess again, dumbfuck.

Eaglebauer

Your attempts at humor It wasn't a joke I can't give a shit about Clinton's alleged draft dodging because of W. fixed. Next. That's quite a "zinger". I suppose it was the best you could muster while sailing through the goalposts again, though. You're obviously fucking melting. Perhaps I s...

Eaglebauer

Tom In VA wrote:
Eaglebauer wrote:
mvscal wrote: That is nothing but pure partisan political horseshit.

Wasn't Clinton's 'draft dodging' a major concern of Republicans not so long ago?

If I remember correctly, it wasn't so much the dodging of the draft as much as it was how he did it.

You really believe your own bullshit?

Eaglebauer

mvscal wrote: Your attempts at humor

It wasn't a joke

mvscal wrote: I can't give a shit about Clinton's alleged draft dodging because of W.

fixed.

Next.

Eaglebauer

mvscal wrote:Link?

That's great there. I can imagine you saying this to your wife when she tells you you have a small pecker.

Except it doesn't work there, either. She knows you're full of shit, too.

Eaglebauer

short memory wrote:Is that not pure partisan political horseshit?

Exactly. And we all KNOW that at the time you were parroting that exact same horseshit. That's the whole point. Thanks.

Eaglebauer

But falling in line behind a "leader" who has demonstrated a willingness to fight for his country (as opposed to flying stateside patrol missions when countrymen are dying overseas) is far more palatable than following one who seems to have done whatever he could to avoid such duty. That ...

Eaglebauer

BSmack wrote:
Cicero wrote:If the Mega Powers were to collide, and both countries were allowed to fight the way they could, we could end this thing. Welcome to the game, Russia.
Meet Cicero's foriegn policy team.

Eaglebauer

Were a truly unjust war to be waged, I agree. This war, is not "unjust". Well, in the context of your argument, this is called begging the question. Otherwise, your judgment that this war is just is meaningless taken with your earlier statements that the President *must* be supported once...

Eaglebauer

this 314 abortion of a circle jerk is fucking brutal. tards racking blueboy while giving each other reacharounds, all while the cards' season accellerates down the toilet. rack 'fu for keeping it real. bb, why don't you post some fucking links to that lame ass tripe you posted on taht poor woman's ...

Eaglebauer

Why don't you throw some pictures up in this bitch?

There's still rules here you know, even for those afflicted with Asperger's Syndrome.

Eaglebauer

oneblue wrote:Do you think Kat would go out with me if I asked her?

Maybe if you told her how many times you have masturbated to her. She very likely would appreciate your honesty and view it as a "turn-on."

Eaglebauer

oneblue wrote: Yes I have the book.

Stupid KAG.

Eaglebauer

oneblue wrote:I want to see General Peters make a story about kat, and post it there!

Where've you been?

Did you buy "Note By Note" by Gordo yet?

Eaglebauer

Exactly. Mistakes aren't necessarily deceits. That's something TVO could also stand to learn since he calls people "liar!" everytime he believes they've mistated anything. They weren't mistakes. It has nothing to do with degree of accuracy. The majority of the agency knew it was BULLSHIT.

Eaglebauer

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Y2K wrote:He's the VP of the United States!

Classic..............
That's the point, tard.

Eaglebauer

mvscal wrote:
Eaglebauer wrote:Most of the CIA knew it was bullshit
A bald faced lie.

Right.

Eaglebauer

They knew the things they presented were horseshit. No, they didn't. They were working off of best guess work on satellite imagery, dumbfuck. Bullshit. Most of the CIA knew it was bullshit and told President Chaney it was bullshit. President Chaney didn't care and forced this fabrication down the A...

Eaglebauer

She sucks.

Eaglebauer

Science is not mv's bag.

Eaglebauer

Thanks for caring.

Eaglebauer

I took some dumb ho to school last night on a Motorola Razr she was selling on craiglist. She was like, "well, they’re selling these new for $100 now, and since this is used and has some wear, I’ll give it to you for $40.” Yeah, they’re “selling” for $100 if you buy a new TWO-YEAR contract. Use...

Eaglebauer

I don't have to worry about rent or mortgage in California... They will put me up in an efficiency apartment. as far as upward mobility...it's an Army job. I will do alright.. As far as getting things down on paper..It's the government..(From the people that brought you.. we're from the government ...

Eaglebauer

It's obviously SG, stay-at-home mom.

Eaglebauer

The Doktor wrote:What does everybody here actually do for a living? I'm getting the feeling that you're all in mommy's basement of work some shit job for losers only. Which is it?

Aren't you a stay-at-home mom, er dad?

Eaglebauer

PSUFAN wrote: At .net, they ban folks because they can't handle their smack. Big difference...but in the end, it's the same. People run their boards the way they want to run them.

Yep. I get banned for showing my face in a single post I am so feared over there. It's flattering.

Eaglebauer

about your online habits and limits... I had a nice run a couple weeks ago winning a lot of 10+1 6 person Sit N Gos and finishing 2nd a couple times...plus I was doing rather well at the $.10/$.25 NL cash game (6 max) and the $2/$4 limit cash games (6 Max)... but then the inevitable happened...sick...

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Won trip to Ulitimate Poker Classic in Aruba

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Motorola razr-- got over on some bitch on craiglist

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