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by Luther
Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ever had a colonoscopy?
Replies: 132
Views: 10271

Thanks for the PM's, Jsc. I'm still a little rummy but I didn't have any cancer. I forget the technical name for it but it appears when my food/waste gets down in the intestines/colon area it just stops moving. Pretty soon there is a backup, bloating and pain. I'm going to use some Prilosec for a bi...
by Luther
Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ChargerMike's Motorcycle Accident
Replies: 140
Views: 9591

Please delete the piece of shit anal spew factory of a poster Risa, directly above this post, someone . Please. OMG Bushy, your wish came true...her post went back, back, back, it is out of here. Is that all it takes, just a plea by a moderator from the Spin Forum and magical things happen? OK Bush...
by Luther
Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ChargerMike's Motorcycle Accident
Replies: 140
Views: 9591

Oh, another thing, Mike. As I type, I just finished my third glass of Nulytely/Colyte. Yep, getting ready to see the "Rear Admiral" tomorrow. At at 11 AM sharp, when the doc sends that little colonoscopy camera up my ass, I will whisper quietly, "Bless ChargerMike, God, and please let...
by Luther
Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ChargerMike's Motorcycle Accident
Replies: 140
Views: 9591

Thanks, Kristina for the medical update. Mike, had I known this was going to happen I promise you that I would have done the following: *Fought that guy who threw your Chargers hat into the urinal. *I would have bought you a real Romeo y Julietta cigar instead of just slipping the band onto a Swishe...
by Luther
Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Risa Poll
Replies: 40
Views: 3630

So me taking note of your deteriorating attention span and irritability isn't relevant? I think it more sad than relevant, actually. Now we are down to two sentences, one where the suicidal one is evaluating irritablility and relevancy? Can you self-evaluate yourself and explain your past? Doesn't ...
by Luther
Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Risa Poll
Replies: 40
Views: 3630

Are you telling us that YOU have no idea what the hell I'm talking about? Oh, Ok. Those 0400 ramblin', bumblin', stumblin', dark rants. Hahahaha. Quit? Is that also the same as retired, or should I still man the work bench like how you'll probably have to do until your 65? Grab your metal box full o...
by Luther
Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Risa Poll
Replies: 40
Views: 3630

Tell us about why and how successful you were with all those suicide threads you authored late at night. Were you looking for a sympathetic hand on your shoulder, maybe to cry on, lacking either the guts to do it or to do something about your mental problems. After being repeatedly pummeled by every...
by Luther
Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Risa Poll
Replies: 40
Views: 3630

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by Luther
Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bad writing
Replies: 60
Views: 3985

Lotta Luv'n
Lotta Rack'n


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by Luther
Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Risa Poll
Replies: 40
Views: 3630

How does Spam and Race posts change a board? For instance; Poster A: "I took the family up to the U $ L, the land of Dins and Luth. We took our RV and decided to check out the Indian Henry campground, way up on the Clackamas. A great secluded campground which had plenty of places for RV's, tent...
by Luther
Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Risa Poll
Replies: 40
Views: 3630

[align=center] http://luther.smugmug.com/photos/179982687-L.jpg [/align] For Risa/Annie/Innocent Bystander/IB it has been a tumultuous road going all the way back to SCIII. The complaints have pretty much been the same, but there are some who just want her gone because she is blek. LTS/Nick Frisco/C...
by Luther
Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Onward Christian Homos!!
Replies: 34
Views: 3232

Zionist apartheid experiment...horrendous effects of Israel What is the over/under on more spam threads on the issues of Bush, Cheney, Tillman, Zionists, Palestine and or the Pentagon today? Put me down for 2 . As on cue, LTS Unbalanced One, continues his Spam-a-thon into the hot summer months of '...
by Luther
Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Can California control Jack McClellan?
Replies: 16
Views: 2373

I've seen that guy on TV before, but I forgot what news show it was. He hopped into this vehicle wearing this large brown or black big rimmed hat. He went on and on about his desires etc. Last night I'm bopping around the satellite channels and I stop on a story about the San Quentin prison. They di...
by Luther
Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: An Ode to Mr. Vick
Replies: 10
Views: 2219

yeah go michael vick kill those dogs yeah, michael vick should have had have his dog kick the shit out of air bud, well good job vick i still think you should have killed more dogs This was one guys response to the video. After reading a bunch of news articles on Michael Vick and seeing a ton of TV...
by Luther
Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goin' to Ocean City...
Replies: 51
Views: 4048

Thank you, Hat trick Todd.

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by Luther
Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best sports town in North America is......
Replies: 58
Views: 4417

Portland isn't.

Actually, we really do suck in this field. People have asked me, "Luth, so what do you people do for fun up there?" I usually just smile and quietly say, "Get out of my face, motherfucker."

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by Luther
Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (m) Job Openings at 2 Phoenix TV Stations (m)
Replies: 103
Views: 8362

http://luther.smugmug.com/photos/179431837-L.jpg OK, I found a picture of the Willamete River, taken on the bank down at Meldrum Bar, this spring. This was taken during the month/s/ that the helo hung around. To the right of the fishing rods and the geese is where the helicopter buzzed the water. I...
by Luther
Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (m) Job Openings at 2 Phoenix TV Stations (m)
Replies: 103
Views: 8362

Another odd thing happened this spring. Dins will know this area like the back of his hand, too. I'm fishing for steelhead and chinook on the bank at Meldrum Bar. Just a bit downstream from the boat launch there are a couple areas that have small little islands that peek up above the water. All of t...
by Luther
Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little People, Big Trouble
Replies: 47
Views: 4103

http://www.smugmug.com/photos/179392968-L.jpg :D I went into memory road and actually found the pic you asked me to wytch. Bwahahaha. As one can see: Bushice, Mike the Lab Rat, Derron, Bsmack, Branman, and others were on his breakage list. How the hell did I get left off? I actually feel cheated. H...
by Luther
Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little People, Big Trouble
Replies: 47
Views: 4103

Yeah, cute little guy. He had a bunch of pictures up once from some Halloween party. I have never, and I mean NEVER, ever laughed so hard at that collection of goofy Asian bozo's. One chick had clam shells for bra cups. We used to wytch FOO in mostly Osama rolls and occasionally he would appear as Y...
by Luther
Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Little People, Big Trouble
Replies: 47
Views: 4103

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by Luther
Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: General Wesley Clark, hardly a tree-hugging liberal
Replies: 73
Views: 6080

This thread with a little work could turn humorous. Hell, we have the stunted one from Obispo and all his conspiracies with the non existent plane that didn't ever run into the Pentagon with the other mentally unbalanced spammer, LTS FOO. We've got Risa missing the Tom in Va. reference and we've got...
by Luther
Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 77
Views: 5091

Jsc, check your PM's in a bit. I've got some gastro issues myself and my docs are making money. I can't even eat jello right now.

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by Luther
Wed Aug 01, 2007 3:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (m) Job Openings at 2 Phoenix TV Stations (m)
Replies: 103
Views: 8362

Alright, you got me. It was a honey bear, so what.

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by Luther
Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 77
Views: 5091

13. In medieval times, what was a ‘quintain’? An object used to help train a knight. It consisted of a shield and dummy suspended from a swinging pole , kind of a practice target. Like the jousting equivalent of BSmack. I am catching on. The shield would be the unbalanced one-LTS, the dummy is TVO ...
by Luther
Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (m) Job Openings at 2 Phoenix TV Stations (m)
Replies: 103
Views: 8362

Back in the '80s I lived out in Troutdale, Or. My backyard butted right up next to these large strawberry fields. One spring morning I was awoken to the sound of a helicopter outside my window. Not only was it close, but it sounded like it might be landing. I shot out of bed and looked and saw that ...
by Luther
Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OCmike's Humpday Challenge
Replies: 77
Views: 5091

19. What pitcher holds the lifetime record for average number of strikeouts per game? LTS/Nick Frisco/Carol Condit/FOO averaged an even three strikeouts per game while performing for the Chinatown Egg Foo Yungs, during the 2001 and 2002 season. His notorious 81 mph fastfball actually was never ever ...
by Luther
Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goin' to Ocean City...
Replies: 51
Views: 4048

Mike, you know, I only authored a couple of posts over at Elba. I read a lot and I enjoyed some of the stories. Maybe Elba had more intellectuals, more blowhards but I'd say this forum has more tards, racists and unbalanced individuals. What would be your descriptive term for this shithole? Hope you...
by Luther
Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: General Wesley Clark, hardly a tree-hugging liberal
Replies: 73
Views: 6080

oh Jesus, now you've done it and opened yet another RACE door.

Later

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by Luther
Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (m) Job Openings at 2 Phoenix TV Stations (m)
Replies: 103
Views: 8362

Oh FOO/Nick/LTS you are now in this thread with your Palestinian issues, AGAIN? Are you a little gun shy of late and just can't get your fingers to type Israel or Jews? Maybe your main man, the ex-Jew, can be quoted here too, eh? Maybe he'll have another "thought", another "feeling&qu...
by Luther
Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: General Wesley Clark, hardly a tree-hugging liberal
Replies: 73
Views: 6080

Man, we're down to IKYABWAI smack from the old Foo'ster? Remember the old FOO days back at TNW? I even dug back in my catalog and found that old Halloween party you and Wes attended. You held the figurine of Mrs. FOO and Wes was holding the democratic donkey. http://luther.smugmug.com/photos/1788529...
by Luther
Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: General Wesley Clark, hardly a tree-hugging liberal
Replies: 73
Views: 6080

Clark is an astute military expert. Are you? I giggled, but not so much as you might think. Clark was a top dog for many years, and I do respect him. I do listen to him and I try to take it all in. But let me just say this; Just because he had all those accreditions he wasn't long in the trenches. ...
by Luther
Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How to Handle a Tard's Complaint
Replies: 132
Views: 7724

http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/photos/le_pont_de_la_riviere_kwai/sessue_hayakawa.jpg "Be happy in your postings." Sincerely, Colonel Saito I lived in Japan for a year and a half and I might not agree so much with that assessment but it doesn't matter. Bsmack is one of the best poste...
by Luther
Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Genius...alas, we knew him well
Replies: 18
Views: 1646

Not according to my list. The only live people on his list that are left are: Barbara West, one of the two living Titanic members, George Beverly Shea, singer and J.D. Salinger, writer.

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by Luther
Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Genius...alas, we knew him well
Replies: 18
Views: 1646

FTDC is on a roll. I checked the list and he did have both Tammy Faye and Bill Walsh. He also nailed their cause of death. Tammy Faye...age 65. Cancer...100-65=35 plus bonus for 45 pts. Bill Walsh........age 75. Leukemia...100-75=25 plus bonus for 35. You easily lead with 80 points. You are like &qu...
by Luther
Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: General Wesley Clark, hardly a tree-hugging liberal
Replies: 73
Views: 6080

Your man Clark "thinks", "suggests" "feels" this way without an actual finding of truth? How does one "know" if three close shots to the head were made by accident or by a murderous fellow soldier and getting his orders from "the top" ? Is Clark glum...
by Luther
Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 29
Views: 2509

Risa, that should be under your nickname. Picture a person skiing, and the motion involved in holding the ski poles. And I don't ski but I have bopped bologna, carved soap, pulled pud, spanked the monkey, cuffed the culprit, and or yakked my yeat. Can we get a mod or admin to put "Just don't ge...
by Luther
Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: General Wesley Clark, hardly a tree-hugging liberal
Replies: 73
Views: 6080

http://panafricannews.blogspot.com/2007/07/general-wesley-clark-suggests-pat.html I guess Wes did say it, but I didn't read the whole article. But it is this common drum that you like to beat. Anything anti-USA, anti-Jew, that you like to post about, all the time. You've already tried a "Tillma...
by Luther
Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: General Wesley Clark, hardly a tree-hugging liberal
Replies: 73
Views: 6080

You are one goofy man. Wakey Wake.

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by Luther
Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How to Handle a Tard's Complaint
Replies: 132
Views: 7724

B, are you now equating people who work for the government, the military, as being on the dole? Tell me you don't really feel that way. Or is it that anybody serving their country during a republican administration is really a job for idiots? Or is a soldier serving during a democratic administratio...