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by longtimelistener2
Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you still have your house, thank a drug dealer
Replies: 17
Views: 1881

Re: If you still have your house, thank a drug dealer

War Wagon wrote: LTL, she probably told you that you were special and were getting some "bonus" pics, yes?
Oh, you mean the ones with her on the coffee table, kneeling like a dog, with her beat red ass sticking out? No, I didn't get any bonus photos.
by longtimelistener2
Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you still have your house, thank a drug dealer
Replies: 17
Views: 1881

Re: If you still have your house, thank a drug dealer

BSmack wrote:I think everybody has seen the gutted yak at one time or another. I never once IMed or Pmed Cinder and still I saw that gash while innocently opening the wrong thread.

Thats what they ALL say. :lol:
by longtimelistener2
Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you still have your house, thank a drug dealer
Replies: 17
Views: 1881

Re: If you still have your house, thank a drug dealer

I got them too. Here I thought I was "special". :meds:
by longtimelistener2
Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iranian Ship Intercepted - Weapons for Hamas Onboard
Replies: 45
Views: 2423

Re: Iranian Ship Intercepted - Weapons for Hamas Onboard

The real pedo is Portlands mayor, Sam Adams. On a side note, a buddy of mine is in the Coast Guard and was in charge of safety inpsections for all of Europe and Africa at one time. He was stationed near Amsterdam and would fly as far as South Africa to inspect drilling rigs. The Guard does a lot of ...
by longtimelistener2
Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Portland Mayor. Yes, it's good.
Replies: 23
Views: 1384

Re: Portland Mayor. Yes, it's good.

But, I will give Adams some very limited props... I mean, exactly how big of a fuckup does a person have to be to upstage the Messiah today, and make the Inaguration a secondary news story? RACK!! Yeah, I thought it was convenient timing. This certainly helped take the edge off from over-exposure o...
by longtimelistener2
Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nimrod
Replies: 13
Views: 1656

Re: Nimrod

Maybe they're religious people and it's a family biblical name.
by longtimelistener2
Mon Jan 19, 2009 4:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This story will make you puke..Portland is too "white"
Replies: 14
Views: 1805

Re: This story will make you puke..Portland is too "white"

"Black folks don't like livin' in Portland cuz they're still hangin us from trees"

Sincerely,

Isaiah "JR" Rider
by longtimelistener2
Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Since when does being able to say what others have wrote....
Replies: 1
Views: 395

Since when does being able to say what others have wrote....

..................give you any authority on anything!!!! Enough with all the so-called journalist lap dog interviews with psuedo-celebrities that only care about their own face time. These are the same assholes in highschool that thought that thiers is the only shit that doesn't stink. Well............
by longtimelistener2
Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HEAT WAVE!!!
Replies: 175
Views: 11127

Re: HEAT WAVE!!!

Dins,

Just wait for a sunny day to get the ill-prepared wannabe mountain climbers out on the mountain. Nothing better than dressing lite for a sub-zero nite spent out on a frozen rock.
by longtimelistener2
Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HEAT WAVE!!!
Replies: 175
Views: 11127

Re: HEAT WAVE!!!

Forest Heights is built out and everything else has gone "tracts" so not much action up North. All the high end work is in Stafford/LO/acreage so being perched up on the hill between Sherwood and Wilsonville allows me to go "both ways"

Cue the homo smack in 3....2....
by longtimelistener2
Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HEAT WAVE!!!
Replies: 175
Views: 11127

Re: HEAT WAVE!!!

I thought you were north? Anyhoo... 24 degrees (it's warmed up), pretty close to a foot of powder, with about 1/4" of ice over the top. Rode the bus across town this morning... what a treat. Used to be when I was around last time. Since then, moved to Sherwood to get the hell outta Bethany and...
by longtimelistener2
Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HEAT WAVE!!!
Replies: 175
Views: 11127

Re: HEAT WAVE!!!

12 inches of brand new powder out here just south of Portland. Thinking about setting up a rope tow to ski the back pasture.
by longtimelistener2
Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HEAT WAVE!!!
Replies: 175
Views: 11127

Re: HEAT WAVE!!!

RACK!
by longtimelistener2
Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HEAT WAVE!!!
Replies: 175
Views: 11127

Re: HEAT WAVE!!!

Wheres Al Gore when you need him.
by longtimelistener2
Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And I thought I had no life...
Replies: 48
Views: 3372

Re: And I thought I had no life...

I must totally have a life.
by longtimelistener2
Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:18 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: Rack my local munis
Replies: 19
Views: 1991

I WILL raack your local muni's because they are MY loacal muni's as well! Just played Great Blue last weekend for the first time. I rather enjoyed it and it does rate a little harder than the other side. There are two par 3s that are anywhere from 160 to 190 yard carrys over water. Hit it too far an...
by longtimelistener2
Fri Jun 10, 2005 10:16 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: Well, I ended up getting a new driver...
Replies: 31
Views: 2131

I've got the Nike rescue that replaces my 3 iron. I call it the "equalizer" since it gets me BACK to where I should be after hitting over into the next fairway with my driver. I love the thing, but all this warm and fuzzy talk makes me envious. Might have to check out a new hybrid to repla...
by longtimelistener2
Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:30 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: So, after watching some epic meltdowns over the weekend
Replies: 21
Views: 2301

Now I've GOT to go!!!

I've got to check out the beaver....................uh............never mind.
by longtimelistener2
Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:13 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: So, after watching some epic meltdowns over the weekend
Replies: 21
Views: 2301

You described Kilarney PERFECTLT! Unfortunately, that was my first time and I pulled out the big guns when I should have been chipping my way down the fairway. Thats why my daughter did so well. Consistent 70 yard pokes down the middle. One of these days I'll get to highlands! I'm walking distance f...
by longtimelistener2
Mon Jun 06, 2005 12:27 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: So, after watching some epic meltdowns over the weekend
Replies: 21
Views: 2301

I played Kilarney with my 10 year old daughter and got so frustrated with the trees that I ended up just carrying her bag and lining up her shots on the last three holes. I'll have to give it another shot. I've seen the Rock Creek trial card for sale and have been debating whether to giver a run. Ne...
by longtimelistener2
Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:47 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: So, after watching some epic meltdowns over the weekend
Replies: 21
Views: 2301

Nah, it WAS King Shitty. Dude. that must be an old picture 'cause they have a nice big clubhouse now (since the fire) and the course has undergone major renovations since one of the local big wigs bought it. Also, I don't think you'll have to worry about too many Canadians with the exchange rate (ha...
by longtimelistener2
Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:14 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: So, after watching some epic meltdowns over the weekend
Replies: 21
Views: 2301

Played 45 holes from Friday to Monday. 9 at a shithole executive course with the wife (yeah dins, you know the one) 2 niners at Seaside beach club (the only place that I've lost 12 balls in one nine due to the blackberries and fucked up rough) and 18 at Gearhart Golf Links ( the oldest course in Ore...
by longtimelistener2
Thu May 26, 2005 4:21 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: Drivers
Replies: 47
Views: 3733

Went through this all last year and ended up with a Great big Bertha. The fitter started me on the cobra and said it was the MOST forgiving.(I have a cobra 3 wood thats offset and I enjoy it) However, he said the bertha was going to get me a little more yardage once I learned how to hit it, so I was...
by longtimelistener2
Thu May 12, 2005 3:59 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: Be jealous of me!!
Replies: 11
Views: 1974

Dins,
They're going to open Bandon Trails in June with a 737 full of special guests. That will be the biggest plane ever to land at the local airstrip.
They already have 1500 rounds on the books too.

Rack on the Geri Jewell pic!
by longtimelistener2
Wed May 11, 2005 3:54 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: Be jealous of me!!
Replies: 11
Views: 1974

Considering that particular room, with a butler, goes for about $9000.00 a week, I think I can live with the arrangement. Besides, my father in law is the one who got me back into the sport. Next on his list is Bandon Dunes and damn right I'll be more than obliged to join him. Besides, the wumans fo...
by longtimelistener2
Tue May 10, 2005 4:06 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: Be jealous of me!!
Replies: 11
Views: 1974

Be jealous of me!!

For spring break my in-laws took my family on the NCL Hawaii cruise. They had one of the owners suites and we had an adjoining penthouse. 1300 square feet of luxury and if you know anything about ships, that is a TON of space right in the front of the ship. Anyway, the best part was the three rounds...
by longtimelistener2
Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:26 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: John Daly to go over Niagara Falls
Replies: 5
Views: 1371

Seen it! Loved it!

Daly played all the way down the rough and still only lost to Freddie by about 3 strokes. Dude had magnificent touch from the rough to the pin.
If it wasn't for Daly trying to a ball from inside some swamp reeds instead of taking a penalty, he probably could have beat Freds.
by longtimelistener2
Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:06 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: Best Golf Holes You've ever played....
Replies: 25
Views: 3969

I actually called Rock Creek when they were advertising on the Fan hard and heavy. I figured for the initiation and the monthlys, I could play many other courses around town and more than break even. Arrowhead is a private club over in Molalla right next to the river. Initiation is $7500 but they of...
by longtimelistener2
Sat Feb 26, 2005 5:21 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: Best Golf Holes You've ever played....
Replies: 25
Views: 3969

Yo D! Just been bangin around the usual haunts. Big doug fir sends his regards. I've got a bud from Gresham that keeps talkin about that place, so I'm sure we'll be takin a trip yonder this year. Also got a bud that belongs to Arrowhead. Played 15 last year during the remodel, but he says he owes me...
by longtimelistener2
Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:25 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: Best Golf Holes You've ever played....
Replies: 25
Views: 3969

To date probably the 5th at Kaanapali North, but in March I'm gonna be playing Poi Pu Bay and the Emerald at Wilea.

Hopefully I can shoot a 59 like lefty! (on each nine) :wink: