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by al?
Tue May 16, 2006 12:47 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Oil are ROLLING!
Replies: 10
Views: 1672

Billdong wrote:As a Flames fan.. this hurts....

Just tack an Oiler flag to your car like many others in this shit bandwagoning town.......you'll feel better.




oh, and get a pillowcase full of streamers.
by al?
Sat May 13, 2006 7:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Fanatical Fringe speak
Replies: 30
Views: 3087

Re: The Fanatical Fringe speak

the fanatical fringe = More than a dozen Conservative and Liberal backbench MPs, along with several senators :lol: then this...... The hidden agenda and the neocon fringe are starting to show. Time to get rid of this clown. Oh, my naive fiberal jockey friend.......you haven't seen anything. Keep fla...
by al?
Sat May 13, 2006 7:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Criminals are okay by me says Dictator Harper...
Replies: 3
Views: 561

Re: Criminals are okay by me says Dictator Harper...

JaysFan wrote:OTTAWA -- Prime Minister Stephen Harper has hired on as an adviser......convicted of theft
Figures they would need an advisor. Guess they just aren't naturally skilled at theft like the previous government.

:meds:

rookies.
by al?
Sat May 13, 2006 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Harper adds another rung to his 'Majority' ladder
Replies: 11
Views: 1720

Hapday wrote:
The petty mentality of the press keeps grinding that axe.
Word.

The public has spoken. Ironically, the mountains of shit the fiberals keep flinging at the wall only splashes right back on them, and the corruption of their term in power only becomes more apparent.
by al?
Sat May 13, 2006 4:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another HOT Teacher that I never had in school
Replies: 11
Views: 1103

Image

Freeze on young popsicles. Teddy Ballgame is your father now.

How can something so wrong be so right. :lol: And when will Bush get off his ass and do something about murderous ponds and the ruin they've rought on society?
by al?
Sat May 13, 2006 12:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 10 deadliest animals
Replies: 24
Views: 2561

recent pic of me http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/jhdigital/jesserecentpic.jpg for future ref. Were you in Reservoir Dogs? If not, what the fuck happened to your ears? bwaaaaa :lol: :lol: no mention of these? http://home.primus.com.au/kellykk/funnelweb.jpg or these? http://www.forzalane.net/i...
by al?
Thu May 11, 2006 12:59 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Mighty gay Cambell conference finalists...
Replies: 3
Views: 149

Anybody who has a problem with (what appears to be) this years Western Conference Final can send concerns/complaints to Mr. Gretzky.



.....and give Mr. Pocklington a buzz, too.
by al?
Sat May 06, 2006 7:19 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Ottawa/Buffalo....unreal OT!
Replies: 15
Views: 872

If that's true, then you must have a much sadder life than we previously thought.


I'll look up some agencies for you, bro. We're all Lome and fliends, here.

:wink:
by al?
Sat May 06, 2006 4:35 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Ottawa/Buffalo....unreal OT!
Replies: 15
Views: 872

That Sens/Sabres tilt was an amazing game, but one of the worst goaltending performances evah. Avs game totally sucked. Speaking of suck, still nipping, eh HapLess? What woud have been funny was if you said something like.....'Memo to al?: Learn the player's names'......or something. Sadly, looks li...
by al?
Sat May 06, 2006 3:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Forums
Replies: 21
Views: 1300

Aren't there any immiscapers in your area?
by al?
Sat May 06, 2006 2:32 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Ottawa/Buffalo....unreal OT!
Replies: 15
Views: 872

Memo to Ray Emery:


Feel free to stop a puck. I mean, if you aren't busy or anything.

Nice .695 save percentage, seive.
by al?
Sat May 06, 2006 2:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Smack Off
Replies: 33
Views: 2689

Greg in Vegas was robbed. Cabalanasian must have the reach-around-line.
by al?
Fri May 05, 2006 1:56 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Dolphins | Decision should come soon on R. Williams and CFL
Replies: 4
Views: 145

Shoalzie wrote:
mvscal wrote:Makes sense. They have some good bud up there.

Does Vancouver have a team?

The BC Lions.


Ricky will be the biggest draw since Rahib 'Headstomper' Ismail....and he can smoke all the bud he wants......rastafari
by al?
Fri May 05, 2006 1:30 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: League Awards finalists announced
Replies: 12
Views: 1588

Re: League Awards finalists announced

Shoalzie wrote:Calder: Ovechkin
Selke: Brind'Amour
Hart: Thornton
Adams: Laviolette
Vezina: Kiprusoff
Norris: Lidstrom
Lady Bing: Datsyuk
Pearson: Thornton
ding ding ding........


WINNAAHHHHHHH!!!
by al?
Thu May 04, 2006 1:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: what would happen if all black people dd not go to work?
Replies: 32
Views: 1940

......this whole deal isn't and shouldn't be a race deal. It's an immigrant deal. "Blacks" or African Americans, for the most part by and large, are legal US property. It is our responsibility as a nation to expend our resources to address whatever plight it is they face. Try not to make ...
by al?
Thu May 04, 2006 1:09 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Flames and Ducks, Game 7
Replies: 20
Views: 1852

Good Homer: Flames win and they have to call out the Riot SquaEERRRRRRR.....I mean, The Public Safety Division on 17th Ave. for the battle of Alberta. Evil Homer: Ducks win. Let the Great Calgary De-Flagging begin!!!!!! http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/misc/pixel_homer3.gif I am Evil Homer. I am ...
by al?
Thu May 04, 2006 12:05 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Steve Colbert
Replies: 137
Views: 8542

There is a time and place for most things in this country, lampooning the POTUS to his face is certainly among them. If folks were offended by that, then they have been far too insulated, IMO. Your country (and mine) needs a hell of a lot more in the way of that line of thinking. Any leader worth h...
by al?
Wed May 03, 2006 11:55 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: dear old, slow, 40-year old corps of detroit blueliners
Replies: 13
Views: 866

Ah, Hapfool.....you fekking shmoe. The answer Joey my man.....yes they absolutely take turns with President's Trophy in the summer. Kind of like how the Oilers will be taking turns looking at their Conference semi-finalist's ribbons, and kind of like how you take turns with your left and right hands...
by al?
Wed May 03, 2006 1:41 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: OK Cicatrix...what's it gonna be?
Replies: 13
Views: 372

I think Pronger's perfomance v. the Wings this year was payback for year after year of Detroit bitch-slapping the Blues.

hugetime
by al?
Wed May 03, 2006 3:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AAAAAAAALLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOARRRRD!!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 1866

did you ever stop smoking?
by al?
Wed May 03, 2006 12:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Can we get a complete list of...
Replies: 59
Views: 3707

guyin_cognito/Chris Jerihclone
by al?
Wed May 03, 2006 12:29 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: OK Cicatrix...what's it gonna be?
Replies: 13
Views: 372

I never said Pronger was done.



I said Demitra was done, and Pronger's best days were behind him. That doesn't mean he's 'done'.

Pronger owned the Wings in that series.........OWNED.
by al?
Tue May 02, 2006 1:12 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: I know they have to play the games.....
Replies: 31
Views: 2286

i enjoy watching cbc's coverage on oln (we don't get cbc on the west side of michigan), but cbc's announcers suck so much homer canadian dick they make ahmad rashad's feelings towards jordan sound reserved and chris berman a neutral baseball play by play man. jesus, quit openly rooting against the ...
by al?
Tue May 02, 2006 3:07 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: I know they have to play the games.....
Replies: 31
Views: 2286

like I said........when you're right 52% of the time.......you're wrong 48% of the time.


time to blow the whole thing up.......but to quote Gub'na Arnie 'I'll (we'll)be back'
by al?
Tue May 02, 2006 3:01 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: I know they have to play the games.....
Replies: 31
Views: 2286

<---------------------- FORE!!!!!!!!! Mad Oiler props......it's time to clean house......starting with Manny. He got his turn.........and fukked it righteously up. The end of an era.......again.....props to the big garlic. [rick james] its a celebration byatches.........enjoy yourself.[/rick james]
by al?
Tue May 02, 2006 2:53 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: dear old, slow, 40-year old corps of detroit blueliners
Replies: 13
Views: 866

Oh shit, I lose my blouse........... shirt....... shit............ Call Detroit.....tell dem BULLSHIT.........uhhhh yeah.......something......... TRADE ME RIGHT FUKKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad props to the Oilers......they wanted it, they took it. .....and about my prediction(s), hey, when you're ri...
by al?
Tue May 02, 2006 1:49 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Oil/ Wings OT.....CALL IT!
Replies: 63
Views: 4069

Cherry just blew up the Oilers.



Vintage Cherry.......all that was missing was, "....and you kids out there....."


WAR "Who do you think you're playing?"

:lol:
by al?
Tue May 02, 2006 1:22 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Oil/ Wings OT.....CALL IT!
Replies: 63
Views: 4069

Memo to Mr.Datsyuk:


It's ok to put shots in between the posts.......really, if you aren't busy 'n' shit.

Sincerely,

goals
by al?
Tue May 02, 2006 12:28 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Oil/ Wings OT.....CALL IT!
Replies: 63
Views: 4069

Hapday wrote:
Oh ratpackin_cogintoal? The next thread where you don't you ass run will be the first.
English would help, stupid fukker.

:lol: :lol:
by al?
Tue May 02, 2006 12:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: regarding m2, from the NFL forum
Replies: 22
Views: 1424

Luther wrote: He's got hesitation marks that look like the veins on Keith Richards arms. Farmers whole life insurance people are already forming up in the Conn. half way houses, prepping for a no claim defense.



Rip City
I'd reckon that's why it's here.........that's hilarious.
by al?
Tue May 02, 2006 12:13 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Oil/ Wings OT.....CALL IT!
Replies: 63
Views: 4069

So would Babcock.......McLean isnt playing.
by al?
Mon May 01, 2006 9:59 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Oil/ Wings OT.....CALL IT!
Replies: 63
Views: 4069

Mowers won't play.....he's been awful. Samuelsson has been a non-factor. Those two spots belong to Yzerman and McClean. I predict the Oilers will be gripping tight under the reality that they are home and may actually win the series, if they don't get the bounces and the Wings get up early, it'll be...
by al?
Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:14 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Avs/Stars OT....make the call
Replies: 3
Views: 392

Joe 'Mr. Clutch' Sakic

-or-

Jeri Lehtinen
by al?
Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:12 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Oil/ Wings OT.....CALL IT!
Replies: 63
Views: 4069

You're only hungover on days that end with 'y' HapFool.

Find somewhere else to practice your buffoonery, your bitch ass has been worn the fukk out in here.
by al?
Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:09 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Oil/ Wings OT.....CALL IT!
Replies: 63
Views: 4069

I think the Wings are going to need to add more grit in the offseason for the next year's playoffs because the finesse style hasn't been working but I'll at least hope they can squeeze a little more out of this team. Skill for skill, the Wings beat the Oilers in that department but in the playoffs,...
by al?
Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:13 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Here's a question (mini rant inside)
Replies: 15
Views: 458

JD wrote:
And while we're on the topic of game-spirit at the arena, no team should ever fire streamers from the roof of their barn unless they've just won the Stanley Cup. Way to blow your load over little victories, 'chukkers. Lame.
:lol:

no shit......glad I wasnt the only one that saw/thought that.
by al?
Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:11 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Here's a question (mini rant inside)
Replies: 15
Views: 458

Maybe they like the colour, and aren't concerned about the opinions of internet bittermen.

just sayin'
by al?
Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Auto Accident Question..
Replies: 19
Views: 1367

Only thing more of an automatic 'at fault' scenario than a left turn is rear ending someone.
by al?
Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:05 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Oil/ Wings OT.....CALL IT!
Replies: 63
Views: 4069

That would be you attempting to be clever by using a hilarious metaphor. Hyphenating deodorant was a nice touch too. It stomped all over your point nicely. :? [j-roc]What the fuck, are you the riddle police now? knowutumsayin', why you gotta be crackin on my riddles knowutumsayin....and I can hypho...
by al?
Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:46 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Oil/ Wings OT.....CALL IT!
Replies: 63
Views: 4069

:meds:

I told you to take your time........it's not a buffet.