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The second girl from the left. Her name is Christie. She is to respond only to Christie. Is that clear?

Let's see, items on the agenda for the week... -Take out trash on Thursday -Clean up remaining blood stains off living room carpet -Pick up bed sheets from Bleachee Bleachee drycleaners -Meet Bryce, VanPatten & McDermott for lunch Friday at Barcadia -Pick up matinee tickets to Oh Africa, Brave A...

I'm almost certain I could beat up Marcus Halberstram. Actually, I would prefer killing him with an axe to the face.

Marcus goes to the same barber as me. Although I have a slightly better haircut.

I believe the crew cut originated at Yale not Princeton.

Well, I think for one that he was probably a closet homosexual. Who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

Get a goddamn job. You've got a negative attitude. That's what's stopping you. You've got to get your act together. I'll help you.

^^ If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.

Paul Allen once mistook me for that dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slig...

1. "Hip To Be Square" - Huey Lewis & The News 2. "Simply Irresistable" - Robert Palmer 3. "In Too Deep" - Genesis I would consider including "Sussudio" by Phil Collins but his solo efforts seem to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying in a narro...

OTST wrote:This thread was started by a shit troll for $100 Alex?

I wonder what your head would look like on a stick.

To start out, I would like to help end apartheid for one. Two, provide food and shelter for the homeless and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights while also promoting equal rights for women. Thirdly, I believe it is important to promote general social concern and less materialism in...

If someone came into my office at Pierce & Pierce and interrupted my work, I would tune up my Huey Lewis and the News tape and murder them with an axe to the face.

axe murdered

I think if you stay around here, something bad will happen. I think I might hurt you. You don't want to get hurt, do you?

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

I once met a black homeless man named Al in a dark alleyway. He reaked of shit, and I noticed quickly that he needed food. However, to be honest, I really didn't have much in common with him. I stabbed him to death with a knife I was carrying in my briefcase before heading back to my apartment on We...

I once took a business trip to London, shortly after I killed Paul Allen in my apartment with an axe to the face. I spent the majority of my time mulling over business problems, examining opportunities...exchanging rumors...spreading gossip. I also met Cliff Huxtible for a lunch meeting, which I pai...

Axeman

No, Luis. It's not me. You're mistaken.

If you don't shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.

I think you should know, I've killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in an apartment uptown, some homeless people, maybe five or ten, an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot, near Dunkin' Donuts. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun. And a man, some old fagg...

When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right.

"They dont have a good bathroom to do coke in."

Oh Jesus, McDermott, what does that have to do with anything?

Do you know how bad you smell? You reak of shit.

I think you're confusing me with that dickhead, Marcus Halberstam.