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by Cicatrix
Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:19 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 06 Week 11 - 12/16 @ 1:00 p.m.
Replies: 18
Views: 1345

Red Wings
Kings
Thrashers
Blackhawks
Bruins
Rangers
Senators
Flyers
Penguins
Lightning
Predators
Flames
Canucks
Sharks
by Cicatrix
Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Can't believe one of your parents actually sent me a PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2158

And the hole just keeps getting deeper....
by Cicatrix
Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: damn, dins you got some big ass salmon in oregon
Replies: 13
Views: 529

Derron wrote:spits Beechnut on your boots,
Your boots?


I like him already.
by Cicatrix
Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6846

So you are not going to list all the nics that are running the reindeer trolls?

Or are not able to?

Your credibility is shot unless you do.

You could chalk that up to a big fat lie and blame that on booze too I guess.
by Cicatrix
Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MNF Bears Rams!
Replies: 9
Views: 1141

Re: MNF Bears Rams!

So who's gonna win this NFC showdown tonight? I'm psyched to watch this one. I'm gonna put on my Derrick Thomas jersey, pick up my buddy Mike Utley and head over to Dennis Byrd's house. I hope his fucking wife ain't home, though. Last time we got together, I got really hammered and I guess I called...
by Cicatrix
Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Can a poster run smack without being angry?
Replies: 20
Views: 1042

Re: Can a poster run smack without being angry?

...work one night a year... That's like saying football players only work 16 days a year or your mother only works however log it takes to chortle a dong. There's a LOT of fucking preparation that goes on, bitch. Do you know where every single fucking hut in Uzbek is? I do. That's prep, mother fuck...
by Cicatrix
Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:10 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 06 Week 10 Results & Standings
Replies: 3
Views: 137

Crud...last 2 weeks in a row. Tanking in the fantasy league too.

Save me jeebus.
by Cicatrix
Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6846

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:This is sad.

Log off, AP.
No no no, don't do that. I wanna see him list the real nics of ALL the reindeer trolls like he said he could. He thinks he'll get banned....wha? For attempting to out trolls? No board is that gestapo.

Wait....does buttsy still have a board?
by Cicatrix
Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW
Replies: 106
Views: 6846

Re: Calling out Otis - Let's get this back to like a TNW

Atomic Punk wrote:Toronto

Thats the part that bugs me the most.
by Cicatrix
Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: *taps on microphone* Is this thing on??
Replies: 37
Views: 2517

I call Bullshit on the NoCal cameo. If it was the real Sherrie then OV would have been lurking around in his Fiero looking for a chance to save the day.
by Cicatrix
Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:29 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 06 Week 10 - 12/9 @ 3:00 p.m.
Replies: 20
Views: 1683

Canadiens
Islanders
Devils
Senators
Thrashers
Red Wings
Flyers
Lightning
Wild
Blue Jackets
Coyotes
Flames
Kings
Predators
by Cicatrix
Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:04 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Parity or result of loser point?
Replies: 13
Views: 1834

Re: Parity or result of loser point?

JD wrote: but my prediction is that the Flames rise to the top of that heap within a month and the Canucks fall out of the race.
Just who in the hell do you think you are?

Sincerely,
The Rat Pack wrote:I am still the prediction champion of this swamp.
by Cicatrix
Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:48 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Another Central coach bites the dust
Replies: 17
Views: 2475

Dullard, I said Yawney was going to be fired way back in October. The writing was on the wall. So which is it? The writing was on the wall or you predicted it? Ya see its only a prediction if you make the call way before there are any rumblings about it. Like what you did when you made the "gu...
by Cicatrix
Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:11 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 06 Week 9 - 12/2 @ 4:00 p.m.
Replies: 21
Views: 2702

Kings
Bruins
Red Wings
Lightning
Maple Leafs
Thrashers
Flyers
Islanders
Capitals
Predators
Oilers
Wild
Canucks
by Cicatrix
Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:13 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Another Central coach bites the dust
Replies: 17
Views: 2475

I think the story is false because I did not see Rat Packstrodamus's prediction on it first.
by Cicatrix
Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Police shoot unarmed Groom..with only 32% accuracy!!
Replies: 25
Views: 1954

RACK the cop that hit paydirt.


Cosmo
by Cicatrix
Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:46 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 06 Week 8 - 11/25 @ 7:00 p.m.
Replies: 19
Views: 2694

Maple Leafs
Thrashers
Blue Jackets
Canadiens
Islanders
Rangers
Predators
Coyotes
Avalanche
Flames
Sharks
by Cicatrix
Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:24 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Nov 28th, 2006: The planets align in Edmonton
Replies: 9
Views: 1406

Re: Nov 28th, 2006: The planets align in Edmonton

Joey Moss wrote: spactic retard

There you go hatin' again.
by Cicatrix
Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A friend of mine hung herself today.
Replies: 44
Views: 2932

Luther wrote:You got all the fixins for a country song:

laundromat
stray dog
Joelyn
Karawynn
Magnolia, TX
chimes
a hangin'

Rip City
RACK
by Cicatrix
Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:03 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: JAAAAAAAAY DEEEEEEEEEEE
Replies: 17
Views: 1835

Joey Moss wrote: Is my Avatar out of wack size wise?
Not cool to even SAY the phrase "out of wack" when speaking of anything Joey Moss related.

Enjoy hell tard hater.
by Cicatrix
Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: On your plane.......
Replies: 89
Views: 5850

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I am pissed about being subjected to a body cavity search
Suuuuuuurrrrrrrreeeeee you're pissed...........
by Cicatrix
Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:21 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 06 Week 7 - 11/18 @ 4:00 p.m.
Replies: 22
Views: 2362

Kings
Thrashers
Senators
Stars
Maple Leafs
Bruins
Panthers
Rangers
Wild
Predators
Oilers
Sharks
by Cicatrix
Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Orgasm, or Constipated
Replies: 14
Views: 437

mvscal wrote:Image

I was wondering where Michael jackson got his nose.
by Cicatrix
Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:26 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 06 Week 6 Results & Standings
Replies: 5
Views: 598

OK, you may not kick anyone out but what about the divisions that really only have 3-4 players participating? Your chances of making the playoffs for this are a lot better when you are only competing against 3 other guys. Perhaps you mentioned before what your plan was (wild carding or something) an...
by Cicatrix
Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: make your time, bitches
Replies: 67
Views: 3142

Monday - Chest/Triceps Tuesday - Legs Wednesday - off Thursday - Shoulders Friday - Back/Biceps Saturday - off Sunday - off Chest Flat Bench Press 4 sets Incline Hammer Strength Machine 2 sets Dumbell Flyes 2 sets Back Deadlift 3 sets Lat Pull down 3 sets Seated Cable Row 2 sets Biceps Standing Bar...
by Cicatrix
Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:54 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 06 Week 6 - 11/11 @ 7:00 p.m.
Replies: 21
Views: 2125

Flyers
Maple Leafs
Rangers
Senators
Penguins
Lightning
Devils
Predators
Sharks
Flames
Kings
by Cicatrix
Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:56 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: I liked this a lot....
Replies: 6
Views: 1111

I liked this a lot....

Fans set to put their money where MacT's mouth is Move afoot to send message to NHL by raising $10,000 toward fine for tirade over ref's botched call Mike Sadava, The Edmonton Journal Published: Tuesday, November 07, 2006 EDMONTON - The NHL's decision to fine Oilers coach Craig MacTavish for his ou...
by Cicatrix
Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:26 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 06 Week 5 - 11/4 @ 7:00 p.m.
Replies: 19
Views: 2434

Thrashers
Senators
Red Wings
Devils
Lightning
Maple Leafs
Flyers
Flames
Wild
Kings
Canucks
Sharks
by Cicatrix
Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:28 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Not Gretzky, not Mario, not Jagr, not Sidney nor Ovechkin
Replies: 14
Views: 2085

I don't think Selanne's rookie record is in jeopardy or even Mike Bossy's mark but after just seeing those half-dozen of games and with Crosby feeding him the puck, I think Malkin can net 40-50 goals this year. The Pens future looks very bright with Crosby, Malkin, Staal and Armstrong up front and ...
by Cicatrix
Wed Nov 01, 2006 12:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I must be getting really old
Replies: 8
Views: 467

mvscal wrote:Too bad stocks have gone out of style.

Are you saying that my 500 shares of Biggie Cohen are worthless?
by Cicatrix
Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: wytch or caption
Replies: 9
Views: 295

I wonder if Owen knows he's levitating right there?
by Cicatrix
Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:59 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Fight of the week
Replies: 9
Views: 1748

Cross Traffic wrote:Tom Kostopoulos bitchslapped Steve Ott last night, as Ott fell to the ice, he broke his ankle, out for 2 months.
Good. I saw more cheap shots from Ott last year than anyone else. Hope you get nice and fat during your layoff Ott ol' boy.
by Cicatrix
Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:57 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: It's official
Replies: 7
Views: 852

Re: It's official

Shoalzie wrote:Where've you been?
50 bucks says Turkish prison.
by Cicatrix
Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:30 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 06 Week 4 - 10/28 @ 7:00 p.m.
Replies: 22
Views: 2580

Thrashers
Panthers
Bruins
Flyers
Lightning
Maple Leafs
Devils
Blues
Stars
Oilers
Ducks
Predators
Rangers
by Cicatrix
Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:44 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: How many people order ppv's for the Canadian teams?
Replies: 11
Views: 608

Uhhh JD...when you put "meet girls" in brackets everyone knows that it code for "beating it like it owes me money".


Just saying.
by Cicatrix
Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So I took my family to the pumpkin patch.
Replies: 18
Views: 1172

I think that pic is the new glass dick.
by Cicatrix
Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:49 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Bobby Clarke's reign is finally nearing the end
Replies: 14
Views: 1979

Mustang wrote:Till then, he'll probably go to Edmonton,

I'm locking the doors right now.
by Cicatrix
Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:13 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: SNC 06 Week 3 - 10/21 @ 7:00 p.m.
Replies: 24
Views: 2382

Bruins
Islanders
Avalanche
Thrashers
Senators
Maple Leafs
Lightning
Penguins
Predators
Blackhawks
Stars
Oilers
Sharks
by Cicatrix
Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:33 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Interesting fact
Replies: 5
Views: 393

JD wrote:Joey, I'm surprised you're not aware of this, but all goals are exciting.
I'm surprised a Flame fan knows what a goal is let alone knowing how exciting they can be.
by Cicatrix
Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:17 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Anyone else getting sick of this?
Replies: 6
Views: 280

Yeah, between me and the kid we have one of those punch cards. 5th mammogram is free. Good thing is that his moobs are bigger....on scale anyway.