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Moorese

SaladTosser wrote:Mo, I ain't so sure that thing ain't a dude, bro. If it weren't, well, ya, fucking hot.

Ah, who the fuck am I trying to kid. It's smokin', dog.

Do you mean this "chick?" When the shit is this OUTFUCKINGSTANDING, you must abide. Like a prehistoric Mexican badger.

Moorese

I'll take a great big whiskey to you, Biggens.

Moorese

This chick is fucking ridiculously hot.

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My favorite blast from Round One.

Moorese

http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/photoessay_3152_images/0122080937_M_011808_winehouse.jpg Oh, and for the record, I would fuck that 8 ways til Sunday. There's a finite window for the pleasurable savaging of addicts. You should be good until around Sunday when her hair comes out in clumps and your ...

Moorese

Dinsdale wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Park Steak hole

Motherfucking ISSUE it.

Precisely.

Moorese

I have no interest in supporting a Supes club owned by the current group of gaybashing thumpers, nor will I contribute a penny to help the current owners build an arena. As far as I'm concerned, they should move the team and leave the name behind.

Moorese

Risa wrote:Georgia is about to execute Troy Anthony Davis.

Oh, fuck no. I will be praying for his ass.

Moorese

The midget fucking that black woman by the pool was great too. Some of the old threads are still around, this one included, though many are lost. (I wish I could find the tale I dropped long ago of watching my high school teacher soap up and dry off her tasty milk bombs right before I fell through ...

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Yo Dins, saw the story I linked in the KC Star fishwrap this morning with a sidebar listing the top 10 cities for volunteerism that wasn't in the online version. Seems the U & L are well represented and not all coastal dwellers are lazy and selfish. 1 Minneapolis - St.Paul 2 Salt Lake City 3 Au...

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Risa wrote:Does God make mistakes?

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Dinsdale wrote:They sucked.

Word. Hard.

And thanks for "Big Audio Dynamite," you cunting bastards.

Moorese

Caught the final show of their tour on Saturday at Neumo's. Fucking brilliant. MUCH more energetic, intense, and driving live. Ripping percussion and bass.

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The Supes aren't a contender yet, better to hand the keys over to Dominique now, rather than later. I agree that they won't contend and I agree that they might as well let the Durrant era commence, but if you are also hoping to get the public to fund an arena at the same time, you might want to suc...

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The Northwest Rivalry returns, in one fell swoop. Hopefully, we can get back to the old days of both players and fans beating the crap out of each other... those were good old days. Don't count on it, Brother D. While I like Presti himself and his moves yesterday, and while I think the Sonics will ...

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Mikey wrote:There must be some mitigating circumstances.

Of course there were. She was shithoused. It's pretty hard to stay in your lane and ascertain just how quickly a ped will make it across the street when you're polluted.

Moorese

all they do is win without any fanfare, and people want to call them 'boring' It's not the Spurs per se , but the NBA as a commodity that is boring. The game is boring. Incredibly fucking boring. So boring that no one outside of San Antonio and Cleveland actually watched any of the beatdown that wa...

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From what it sounded like, Allen and Mullet Patterson pulled some fairly shady shit, and kind of conspired against Captain Starbucky. They sold him on the move south pretty hard, and when the Sonics feigned disinterest, they stuck a nail in their coffin. I don't doubt that Schultzy looked like a bi...

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Blaming a freaking inanimate building for poor ticket sales is asinine. No one is blaming the building for poor ticket sales EXCEPT ownership. As well as the previous two owners as well. Shouldn't you be out relaxing on one of Oklahoma's many pristine bodies of water? But seriously, you shouldn't j...

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Ohhhhkay...if you count lesbian sports among your city's championship totals Methinks you missed my rolleyes. Blaming a freaking inanimate building for poor ticket sales is asinine. No one is blaming the building for poor ticket sales EXCEPT ownership. And they will come. I'd go watch the Blazers p...

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Slint. Good. Squirrel Bait. Good.

Moorese

Are you spikers really going to ship out the only professional team to ever win a title from that town? Nope. We're going to ship out the only two pro sports teams to win titles since the Storm will be scouring either Central Oklahoma or Western Missouri quite soon looking for a new Melissa Etherid...

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I've been reading lately where the Sonics might move if they don't get a sweet deal on a new arena. KC is on the short list of where they could end up. KC is on the list of 2, but OKC is the more likely destination. The OKC ownership realizes that both cities are relatively small television markets...

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"FUCK ME IN THE ASS BEAST MASTER!" alarmingly cavernous bastard factory This chick was so fucking horny that it felt like a horse was eating out of my palm. "You've never tossed a billionaire's salad before, have you?" - Me, pumping away. "Huh?" - Her "Never mind....

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Kentucky would have three-peated had Derek Anderson been healthy. Arizona got a fucking gift when UK lost Anderson's 19 per game for the tournament.

Moorese

PSUFAN wrote:There's even a drain for when she starts bleeding.

That's a RACK.

Moorese

I have that fucking link.

http://www.shayesaintjohn.com/

Moorese

Don't bother typing "blonde shits in woods" into google, not gonna find it that way. This shit is proving quite the motherfucking frustration. :rumple: and lemon party pop up all the goddamn time, but I've been searching for over an hour and I cannot for the life of me find the site with ...

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of the blonde with the gaping asshole dropping the 3 foot loaf in the woods?

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patsy stone wrote:Going back to this place Saturday night to see Band of Horses!

Fucking great, they are.

Moorese

That's great, Miss Jo. Listen...I know that you have always secretly wished to feel the sensation of gallons of my warm ejaculate on your massive, sloppy tits, but let's face it, it probably isn't going to happen because (1) you're a pig, and (2) it seems a wee bit inapproriate given your committmen...

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Vito Corleone wrote:I was on the Rome board back in 96

baileybug.com

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buckeye_in_sc wrote:marbles...

Speaking of them, mine are fucking ginormous as is evidenced by my unwavering belief that Florida would pigfuck tOSU.

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I'm ready for my sig, Mr. T. Sorry I wasn't in here earlier, but I was drowning my sorrows with some tasty sacramental wine while boning this bitch who's wavering on her obligation to the sisterhood. I really expected dusk to handle the challenge, but dawn was just better prepared.

Moorese

Very classy post, buckeye_in_sc, especially after the man-raping that your team took at the hands, or rather, cocks, of the mighty Gators. One thing that I have always maintained about tOSU fanbase is that they epitomize good sportsmanship, even when bloody bits of entrail and inverted colon are dra...

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Called my shot on day motherfucking one. What a complete and utter anal fuckfest.

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The Florida Gators. Fuck, I damn near nailed the final score! Anyone who thought for a moment that the Buckeyes could hang over 4 quarters with the Chomp is a shit-devouring retard. I've been saying for weeks that Florida's speed on both lines would overwhelm OSU, and that the Gators were much more...

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King Crimson wrote:i really like SWANS. FYI.

Word.

Children of God
The Burning World
White Light From the Mouth of Infinity

all brilliant.

Moorese

Get a fucking secretary and make her do this shit for you.

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