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by jackass007
Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:49 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: A Big Fuck You All!
Replies: 16
Views: 3337

thanks, I'd like to continue this, but, I can't BTW this is the last official jackass007/Kasey Kan't Drive post EVER! I've signed on as a development driver with a prominent team, I'll be running Busch North series next year and some ARCA (Poconos for sure) maybe a Busch race here and there, like Wa...
by jackass007
Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:16 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: A Big Fuck You All!
Replies: 16
Views: 3337

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
jackass007 wrote:so you're saying Larry didn't beat the shit out of his girlfriend?
Can't accuse YOU of being retarded, afterall. :meds:
So did he or didn't he? come on take the bait fag! or do I have to drag your ex-wifey in here?
by jackass007
Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:14 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: A Big Fuck You All!
Replies: 16
Views: 3337

War Wagon wrote:4 days later you come back with this?

Get lost you're starting to annoy me.

Either you are here or you aren't here.
Sorry Wags I'm running a Sprint in NC, can't keep up with the board.
by jackass007
Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:20 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Where will T.O. end up playing???
Replies: 35
Views: 2429

one other thing is I bet the Colts are praying TO doesn't end up in Denver.
That would push them right over the Colts this year.
by jackass007
Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:18 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Where will T.O. end up playing???
Replies: 35
Views: 2429

do you know how easy it would be for TO to play this year? All he has to do is give back 3/4 of his signing bounus, and the Eagles will release him.. I don't see why he wouldn't do that. He'd grab a quick 1 year deal with somebody, and be free next year for a huge payday. I'd be a little surprised i...
by jackass007
Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:11 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: A Big Fuck You All!
Replies: 16
Views: 3337

so you're saying Larry didn't beat the shit out of his girlfriend?
by jackass007
Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:00 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: A Big Fuck You All!
Replies: 16
Views: 3337

oh and Wags please tell me

What did KCRuPaul have to say after Larry Johnson beat the shit out of his girlfriend?

Or all the other Queeefs players that have littered the police blotter this year..


Was he calling for suspentions?
by jackass007
Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:54 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Philly v Big D... in game thread.
Replies: 30
Views: 2025

I've been so hard on Roy Williams over the years, he kinda made up for that Deadskin loss right there..


My pre season prediction on this board of a Cowboys/Colts Super Bowl look better every week!
by jackass007
Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:29 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: A Big Fuck You All!
Replies: 16
Views: 3337

No. FUCK YOU JACKASS!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: YOU make it painfully obvious that this mother fucker can do NO WRONG, and that it's always EVERYBODY ELSE'S FAULT that Kunt Bush is a fucking IODOT. OPEN YER FUCKING EYES, MAN!!! It's about FUCKING time that Roush Racing had the SACK to clip that c...
by jackass007
Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:18 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: A Big Fuck You All!
Replies: 16
Views: 3337

He did blow a .017... I was listening to an interview with Apraido.

Apraido has a really nice web site dedicated to him

But to the KCSlims of the world "it's all Kurt's fault"
by jackass007
Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:13 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: A Big Fuck You All!
Replies: 16
Views: 3337

MuchoBulls wrote:Would things have been different if he wasn't leavinf Roush at the end of the season?
well, let me ask the same question..

would Jack's little back flip butt pirate been suspended if the same exact thing happened to him?

I really think not
by jackass007
Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:16 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: A Big Fuck You All!
Replies: 16
Views: 3337

A Big Fuck You All!

Fuck Pompous ass Roush and his ass Buddy Geoff Smith Fuck all of Roush Drivers Fuck Sharpie and Crown Royal for sitting a Champion Fuck Kenny Wallace for driving the 97 backwards, shit that was embarrassing Fuck Mark Martin for taking a car Kurt Won with and sucking Cock with it. Fuck the loud mouth...
by jackass007
Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:55 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Busch cited for reckless driving...
Replies: 13
Views: 2461

oh well, we'll see how this plays out how many people here have lost their job over a traffic ticket? I also guess everybody here has always agreed with getting pulled over for whatever reason, and NEVER argued with a Policeman, right? Shame on Kurt for getting ANY negative press at all, now that h...
by jackass007
Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:06 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Busch cited for reckless driving...
Replies: 13
Views: 2461

oh well, we'll see how this plays out how many people here have lost their job over a traffic ticket? I also guess everybody here has always agreed with getting pulled over for whatever reason, and NEVER argued with a Policeman, right? Shame on Kurt for getting ANY negative press at all, now that hi...
by jackass007
Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:50 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Flipping out over Carl Edwards
Replies: 4
Views: 1155

Sorry, but the Back Flip is gettin kinda Gay..


How funny is it, Wags is now a fan of Roush, and I'm hating Roush Racing right about now.


My how the worm turns
by jackass007
Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:31 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: New Bang Cartoon
Replies: 12
Views: 1696

The Assassin wrote:T.O: Hey look theres some french fries.

McNabb OOOH where ???


LOL Rack that

I like the

"so you're not on the team, but started a fight with my star player while he was getting treatment for his ankle"
by jackass007
Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:10 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: New Bang Cartoon
Replies: 12
Views: 1696

Holy shit, that was the funniest shit I have seen in a while..

I put that right up there behind Orc's Ray Ray Avatar, that needs to make an appearance in here!
by jackass007
Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:50 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Vick said today he would play w/ Owens.
Replies: 46
Views: 3332

PAging Deion, Charles Haley, and Bill parcells. Seriously, I get the hating a guy and then his on your team aspect. The mere sight of Parcells used to turn my stomach. Now I fucking love the guy! But he never stood on the Star like a jackass. I know alot of you will use the Keyshawn example. Hell P...
by jackass007
Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:00 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Vick said today he would play w/ Owens.
Replies: 46
Views: 3332

Sorry, but as a Cowboys fan, I'd take Me-O in a second..Winning is the first order of business in this league.

Fatcells can handle that headcase, he couldn't handle Antonio Bryant, but I doubt Me-Oh will chuck a sweaty jersey in his face.
by jackass007
Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:25 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Things you like about John Madden...
Replies: 7
Views: 1328

I'll take this thread semi seriously and say, many a football game I have dropped down and prayed Madden would vapor lock and drop dead live and on the air.. things we'd miss about Madden? BOOM his explanation of what Kankles are every game stating the obvious calling out Pats coaching during the Su...
by jackass007
Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:14 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The Skins VS The Birds
Replies: 35
Views: 2490

I see a huge comeback for the Deadskins this week...why you ask?

because Drew Bledsoe is on a bye week and I have to start Brunell.



Rack the Deadskins!



Where's Lamar?
by jackass007
Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:06 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: props to Kyle Busch
Replies: 13
Views: 2504

yeah, he's showing such great signs of improvement I'm sure he will be..


oh wait, no he's not


nevermind


worse thing DEI could ever do is .....Not sign Kurt Busch


don't worry Paul Menard (another Silverspoon) will be sucking cock in the 1 ride at a track near you!
by jackass007
Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:56 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: props to Kyle Busch
Replies: 13
Views: 2504

jackass007 wrote:sorry that his momma's sperm donor wasn't Dale Wags. if he was you'd be lovin him.

as for his place in points, wait until the end of the year he might catch ole Silverspoon
19. Kyle Busch

21.Silverspoon Earnhardt

:lol: :lol:
by jackass007
Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:28 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Everyone (sans Skins fans) get your asses in here
Replies: 63
Views: 4265

you know, when Jeff was saying how he got robbed by knifepoint last month, and was having trouble dealing with that. The more I think about how much of a pussy Jeff is, I bet he was robbed by a 13 year old with a plastic butter knife... be a Man Jeff wear the sig for I fucking week, and people will ...
by jackass007
Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:23 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Everyone (sans Skins fans) get your asses in here
Replies: 63
Views: 4265

I can see this is a feeling out thread from Jeff.

Kinda a shame too, because the Skins lost 2 tight road games, and now have an easy week..

Jeff throw your occasional post up when you're winning, and when you loose do your Huodini act.

You get no respect here
by jackass007
Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:02 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: NinerFan!
Replies: 37
Views: 2494

Any Pussy Niner fan wanna bet the Sig and Avatar I'm in!

Sincerely,

The Brave Jeff2k5
by jackass007
Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:43 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Jeff2K5 time to collect your sig for the week.
Replies: 72
Views: 6396

I agree, any WELCER thread should be quickly saved to be thrown back at the offending party
by jackass007
Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:25 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Son Of Bob DONE for the season
Replies: 1
Views: 463

Re: Son Of Bob DONE for the season

KC Paul 3.0 wrote: Bucs QB Brian "Son Of Bob" Griese has both a torn ACL and MCL in his left knee.

Looks like the Chris Simms era is upon you, BucFan.
You mean "Son of Phil?"
by jackass007
Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:00 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Lab Rat
Replies: 5
Views: 721

if you don't win that game at home vs Holcomb, I'd look for a new team
by jackass007
Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:38 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF - Rams @ Colts in-game
Replies: 17
Views: 1226

sum up the Rams chances

Image
by jackass007
Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:30 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF - Rams @ Colts in-game
Replies: 17
Views: 1226

hold that thought..Rams driving...I'm breaking out the chips and hanging out for the rest of this game
by jackass007
Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:26 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF - Rams @ Colts in-game
Replies: 17
Views: 1226

my new favorite commercial

Image

17-10..

party for the Rams is over
by jackass007
Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:17 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF - Rams @ Colts in-game
Replies: 17
Views: 1226

I have this new video capture thing now so I can watch the game in this little window, and if I want, I can snap pics of the game just like that..how the fuck did I ever live without this thing?
by jackass007
Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:14 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF - Rams @ Colts in-game
Replies: 17
Views: 1226

just looking at the back-up's face, I can tell it's gonna suck for the Rams
by jackass007
Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:12 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Dallas Cowboys take a knee to the groin
Replies: 12
Views: 1125

You mean he's takinng the place of a rookie who has totaly outplayed him. Like Joe said, just kicking you while you're up. If you think losing Adams and Crayton is a good thing, go ahead and take another toke. I won't monk your buzz again until it is time to rub it in your face. never a good thing ...
by jackass007
Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:05 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MNF - Rams @ Colts in-game
Replies: 17
Views: 1226

I like the James fumble with a white ref saying the Colts have it and the Black Ref saying the Rams have it..


How James got that fumble back I have no Idea
by jackass007
Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:37 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Dallas Cowboys take a knee to the groin
Replies: 12
Views: 1125

Joe in PB wrote:Bitter? Fuck yeah......

Always prefer to kick a team while they're up. :wink:

Anyway just fuckin' with you guys. Injuries are the shitty part of the NFL.
TO LATE TO LATE... bad luck coming your way, and I'm gonna be in here snickering about it!
by jackass007
Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:10 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Dallas Cowboys take a knee to the groin
Replies: 12
Views: 1125

Jesus H Christ What is this an asshole pile on? Crayton for 4 weeks one of those weeks is a bye and we are back to mediocre? Fucksake.. Mediocre, as in having Tommy Maddox starting for you? Bledsoe, Larry Allen, Newman, Henry, Witten, Glover or DeMarcus go down, then we'll talk. at least we get to s...
by jackass007
Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:46 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Dallas Cowboys take a knee to the groin
Replies: 12
Views: 1125

Awwwww poor bitter little Dolt fan with his bullshit sisters cousins brother stories that turned out to be just that Bullshit, Can't beat us on the field so hope all our players get hurt.. Bad Karma for you... I can see LT hobbling off the field soon with you crying like the bitch you are.. Tucker w...
by jackass007
Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:33 pm
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Kurt Busch proves YET AGAIN he's a fucking KNUCKLEHEAD
Replies: 17
Views: 3060

Just wanted to touch up what Kurt is going thru... OK Kurt won in Phoenix..as I said before the car Kurt won with was given to Mark Martin.. we all know that already. Saturday nights race had another one of Roush racings "You're leaving us so I'm gonna fuck you" moments.. Kurt scuffed 8 se...

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