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by TheJON
Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:02 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Iowa going after Southern Miss
Replies: 110
Views: 5483

Re: Iowa going after Southern Miss

You should see the"family pic" with the mutt. I won't post it. Go find it. Naw, you don't wanna do that. Cuz then I would post that epic pic of your junior high basketball team (man, your coach sure had some serious nut huggers on!) or the christmas pics of your 2 (or was it 3?) little ki...
by TheJON
Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who here loves porn?
Replies: 7
Views: 1051

Re: Who here loves porn?

He's finally been learning how to use computers, so he's all fascinated with any computer he can find..... He's insistent upon using it even though he just bought a brand new desktop. I have no idea why. You're really not that bright are you. The old man has obviously discovered that the interwebs ...
by TheJON
Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:34 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Iowa going after Southern Miss
Replies: 110
Views: 5483

Re: Iowa going after Southern Miss

Bla bla bla...

Don't forget the Crapper was originally named after Thomas Crapper. I bet his life was ruined once other SOB's started calling their toilets a "Crapper". He probably even committed suicide.
by TheJON
Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who here loves porn?
Replies: 7
Views: 1051

Who here loves porn?

If so, can I send you my old laptop?? So I get a call tonight from my Dad saying that he found my old laptop in his basement. But he can't log-in because it is password protected. I've gone through a million computers and I have no idea which one he could possibly be talking about. He's finally been...
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:29 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: My Sooner Friends
Replies: 4
Views: 994

Re: My Sooner Friends

So my wife and I did the trial membership at ancestry.com. Her grandmother's first cousin was Walter A. “Waddy” Young http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waddy_Young, who I'm sure you guys are familiar with. Pretty cool story. I guess half of you are probably related to him also? In related news, I did a ...
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:54 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Iowa going after Southern Miss
Replies: 110
Views: 5483

Re: Iowa going after Southern Miss

http://www.mghelmets.com/iowa.html Here are a list of Iowa High School helmets... Here's the copied logos from colleges/NFL teams.... -Florida State -Atlanta Falcons -Louisville -St. Louis Rams -U of Miami -Iowa -Clemson -Michigan State -Michigan -Northwestern -Kansas State -Southern Methodist -Ind...
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:43 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Iowa going after Southern Miss
Replies: 110
Views: 5483

Re: Iowa going after Southern Miss

If we were talking about for-profit businesses, I would completely agree with you. But not public universities. The only reason I wouldn't like another college stealing a logo is because it would be lame to have schools with the same logo. Not because of any financial gains/losses. Iowa will never w...
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:40 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Iowa going after Southern Miss
Replies: 110
Views: 5483

Re: Iowa going after Southern Miss

noj=bitch, Let me repeat. Once you lose your trademark/copyright, you lose the right to be the sole beneficiary of it. In other words, even though a high school may not make much at all on copying the logo of another school, the fact the school that has the trademark/copwright did not fight to main...
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:20 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Top 10 backfields
Replies: 31
Views: 2085

Re: Top 10 backfields

Iowa doesn't have a Top 10 backfield, but Marcus Coker is a Top 10 running back (maybe top 5). He is Shonn Green Part 2.
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:17 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Iowa going after Southern Miss
Replies: 110
Views: 5483

Re: Iowa going after Southern Miss

These colleges are so protective of their logos. noj, the "TM" is a very valuable thing. If you do not fight to protect it, you lose the sole right to earn from it. You a socialist or something? Everyone should be able to profit off other people's work? 1. We were a fucking high school in...
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:27 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Coach's Poll
Replies: 7
Views: 1600

Re: Coach's Poll

I'm glad Iowa isn't ranked highly this year. That pretty much assures a 9-11 win season - especially with the schedule. There are 3 guarantees in life... Death Taxes and Kirk Ferentz teams choking under pressure, while winning when no one expects it. Of the last 6 times a Ferentz team was not ranked...
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The "I don't Understand what Rhyme Time means" thread
Replies: 6
Views: 935

Re: Rhyme Time

Papa Willie wrote:
TheJON wrote:Jesus, is this thread for realz????
Spewed his load on the butt of a black
It was dark that night, but your wife is a negro????
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 5:43 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Top 10 receiver rankings
Replies: 28
Views: 1830

Re: Top 10 receiver rankings

I can buy the "there are other receivers better than Floyd". But to say ANYONE in the country is "on another level" is just plain ridiculous. That's implying Floyd is chopped liver compared to them.
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 5:01 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Top 10 receiver rankings
Replies: 28
Views: 1830

Re: Top 10 receiver rankings

Jesus Christ man, have a little bit of objectivity.
He can't.
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:50 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Top 10 receiver rankings
Replies: 28
Views: 1830

Re: Top 10 receiver rankings

Jeffrey plays for Steve Spurrier. Enough said.
Do you watch South Carolina play? They run the ball a lot because they have arguably the best running back in the country.
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Come out from behind the troll, Tosser
Replies: 7
Views: 1079

Re: Come out from behind the troll, Tosser

War Wagon wrote:Both Jon and PSU come back from semi-retirement on the same day.

Coincidence?
He's my troll, I'm not his. I just want to set the record straight.
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:35 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Just looked at Iowa's schedule...
Replies: 1
Views: 459

Just looked at Iowa's schedule...

Took a look at our schedule this year for the first time, and wow........ Weakest schedule in the country (of BCS conference teams). I'm trying to W and L the schedule, but I can't. On one hand, I can't imagine not being favored in every game leading up to Nebraska. But on the other hand, Kirk Feren...
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Did Mace die?
Replies: 37
Views: 2201

Re: Did Mace die?

You realize these sites have been around since about 1999 or 2000, right? They have hundreds of thousands of players worldwide. They've had an impeccable record. Who cares if it is illegal? Do you even know WHY it's illegal? Because legalizing online poker would hurt our local casinos, according to ...
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Did Mace die?
Replies: 37
Views: 2201

Re: Did Mace die?

I know they didn't go "bust," but they got fucked in the ass. And anyone with an IQ higher than a ham sandwich knew not to invest any serious amount of money into them. Explain yourself.... I told you I, and everyone else, got our money off PStars. Ultimate Bet/Absolute Poker has paid the...
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Did Mace die?
Replies: 37
Views: 2201

Re: Did Mace die?

Imagine being screwed out of that kind of money. But but but ...I thought the all-knowing JON said nothing would happen to these sites, and how they were legit because thousands of people played? FTP isn't gonna go bust. Are you insane? They've been around for 10 years and make MILLIONS of dollars....
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Did Mace die?
Replies: 37
Views: 2201

Re: Did Mace die?

Speaking of poker, Wags....

Brad Madison plays at our local casino every now and again. His dad works up in Des Moines, so when he goes up there to visit, he plays cards. He's a horrible poker player but a very nice guy.
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Did Mace die?
Replies: 37
Views: 2201

Re: Did Mace die?

War Wagon wrote:Sure thing noJ, you were only 5 hands away from being at the final table at the WSOP, right?
More like potentially 1 hand. But, for you, that's some pretty decent smack.
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:35 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Top 10 offensive lines
Replies: 3
Views: 1234

Re: Top 10 offensive lines

Riley Reiff is the best offensive lineman in the country. I actually had a Missouri starting defensive end tell me this at the poker table a few months back.
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:34 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Iowa going after Southern Miss
Replies: 110
Views: 5483

Re: Iowa going after Southern Miss

Again? They threatened to sue USM about 5 years ago. I guess nothing ever came of it. I hadn't heard about this happening again. And I don't care. It's kind of lame. The Tigerhawk logo is actually very lame too. Turn it 90 degrees and it looks like Fred Flintstone. These colleges are so protective o...
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Did Mace die?
Replies: 37
Views: 2201

Re: Did Mace die?

Oh, and your daughter couldn't afford to sit down at a table at the levels I play. She's related to you, so there's no way she has the intellectual ability to earn that kind of money. And she sure as fuck ain't getting the money from her labor working daddy. What are you up to now, Wags? $11.75/hour...
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Did Mace die?
Replies: 37
Views: 2201

Re: Did Mace die?

he's baaack. Kansas Citians are the absolute WORST poker players in the world. You weren't playing against my daughter, sucker. She'd take every last chip in your stack and then shake you down for the coins in your pockets. She'd leave you with no gas money and you'd be thumbing it back to Des Moin...
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The "I don't Understand what Rhyme Time means" thread
Replies: 6
Views: 935

More Folks who don't understand the Rhyme Time thread

Jesus, is this thread for realz????
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What kind of dude is God?
Replies: 43
Views: 2452

Re: What kind of dude is God?

God drinks Boulevard because he appreciates good beer.
by TheJON
Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Did Mace die?
Replies: 37
Views: 2201

Re: Did Mace die?

Hey Mace. Have you heard from your buddy JON? He hasn't shown his face around here ever since his $20K offshore account went tits up. But I'm sure he'll say he withdrew it just in time and doubled it up at the local casino. Actually, I have received some of my money. I have, or should say "had...
by TheJON
Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:17 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Things getting weirder in Iowa City
Replies: 28
Views: 1836

Re: Things getting weirder in Iowa City

Ok, I have some inside info on this story and let me just say........for those of you that predicted steroids/performance enhancers were the reason..........you are most likely correct. This is 2nd hand info, but I'm 100% confident the person that told me this would not bullshit me. Yes, this chat w...
by TheJON
Sat Jan 29, 2011 12:21 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Royals farm system
Replies: 7
Views: 1927

Re: Royals farm system

Callaspo is not a bust. He's a good hitter. He just can't field, and he's an alcoholic. By the way, I find it comical you list 6 players for your argument. Wow, a whole 6 players?? Gee, well that must prove that prospects never pan out! :meds: I went to Scout.com and picked a random year (2006). Let...
by TheJON
Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:51 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: You have heard of ESPNU, but have you heard of...
Replies: 89
Views: 3201

Re: You have heard of ESPNU, but have you heard of...

Jonsense, Your problem then is not with the NCAA. Kids don't HAVE to go to college and play football. They do it because the NFL requires kids to be 3 years removed from high school before they can play professionally. Therefore, the kids go to college to advertise their skills. So, your problem is...
by TheJON
Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:40 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Um John?
Replies: 42
Views: 2562

Re: Um John?

You just can't resist running your foot into your own ass can you. You said he wouldn't play due to off the field issues and have done nothing but imply he is our best back afterward. Your claim about Wegher having having 968 yards rushing his freshman season is complete and utter bullshit. He had ...
by TheJON
Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:33 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Can you imagine if this was Gilbert and not Martinez...
Replies: 5
Views: 493

Re: Can you imagine if this was Gilbert and not Martinez...

http://www.cornfed.com/Guys-C52.aspx Hahaha! Check out the fucking delinquents they have modeling their gear. Good lord, post a freakin ad on Craigslist for some dude desperate to get into modeling. You'd get better than that. http://www.cornfed.com/images/winter/heading.jpg even worse, they found ...
by TheJON
Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:16 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: You have heard of ESPNU, but have you heard of...
Replies: 89
Views: 3201

Re: You have heard of ESPNU, but have you heard of...

You can't pay football and basketball players and not women's swimmers. Why not? I have never understood this argument. Football and men's basketball players bring in money for the school. Women's swimmers do not. I assume your reasoning is "it's not fair", correct? That's horsepuckey. He...
by TheJON
Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:11 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: You have heard of ESPNU, but have you heard of...
Replies: 89
Views: 3201

Re: You have heard of ESPNU, but have you heard of...

They're getting paid essentially $12,000 or so per year (cost of education) to make a school MILLIONS. There's something VERY wrong with that. Do you realize how stupid this sounds? Some people only make 15-20k/year (pre-tax, not that they will pay any taxes) while earning the corporation BILLIONS....
by TheJON
Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:49 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Um John?
Replies: 42
Views: 2562

Re: Um John?

The sky is not blue in SCS's world. He calls it like he sees it. Carry on. Yup the area the size of of about 30 square miles in the last 20 years has produced a Heisman trophy (Danny Wuerffel) and more all SEC all conference players than the entire state of Iowa has combined Big Televen all confere...
by TheJON
Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:32 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Royals farm system
Replies: 7
Views: 1927

Re: Royals farm system

Meanwhile, they'll lose 100 games again this year. You should have poll priveledges revoked, btw. Well, yeah, I think everyone knows this team is losing at least 95-100 games this year. The pitching staff might be the worst in baseball. We have 5 guys that are #5 starters......at best. I do think G...
by TheJON
Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:53 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Royals farm system
Replies: 7
Views: 1927

Royals farm system

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110124&content_id=16493480&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb MLB.com came out with their Top 50 prospects for 2011 list, and the Royals pretty much dominated it. 4 of the Top 16, 6 of the Top 37. #1 1B, #1 3B, #2 C, and 3 of the Top 15 SP. I smell multiple...
by TheJON
Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:51 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Lane Kiffin - Not too bright, and still running his mouth
Replies: 11
Views: 877

Re: Lane Kiffin - Not too bright, and still running his mout

You would think that Lane Kiffin would be a little more quiet given his lack of success as a head coach, but I guess not. And while it was likely said to inspire and fire up his recruiting class, if I were him I wouldn't be going around telling anyone that he will never lose to Notre Dame again. Pa...