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by L45B
Fri Mar 29, 2024 2:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Last Supper
Replies: 4
Views: 92

Re: The Last Supper

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:01 pm Side question, can a Jew go to heaven if they eat shellfish before Gethsemane?
You can’t take the kosher plates with you when you die. My vote is: yes, as long as the rest of us don’t have to eat gefilte fish before we die.
by L45B
Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joe Lieberated
Replies: 18
Views: 226

Re: Joe Lieberated

mvscal wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:34 amNOmentum!
Rack
by L45B
Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joe Lieberated
Replies: 18
Views: 226

Re: Joe Lieberated

Screw_Michigan wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:49 am Mortal Kombat, one of the best video game franchises of all time. All "in the name of the children!"
Babality
by L45B
Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joe Lieberated
Replies: 18
Views: 226

Re: Joe Lieberated

Screw_Michigan wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:44 am Go fuck yourself.
Sore Loserman
by L45B
Fri Mar 22, 2024 8:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 194
Views: 4371

Re: Racism & election interference

FiatLux wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2024 8:10 pmDMV
One of the most efficient government agencies. Sadly.
by L45B
Fri Mar 22, 2024 1:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SEC stinkin’ up tournament
Replies: 21
Views: 484

Re: SEC stinkin’ up tournament

Coach Cal should reconsider his comments about tournament expansion— might be his only chance at winning a 1st round game :lol:
by L45B
Fri Mar 22, 2024 2:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SEC stinkin’ up tournament
Replies: 21
Views: 484

Re: SEC stinkin’ up tournament

‘Tucky fans heading to the concession stand at halftime… that was real SEC speed!
by L45B
Mon Mar 18, 2024 6:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 27
Views: 622

Re: Guardian Wells

That’s about right. If there’s a #5 who can occasionally clip one of the four, it’s Zverev.

But otherwise it’s a big drop.
by L45B
Sun Mar 17, 2024 2:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 27
Views: 622

Re: Guardian Wells

Tommy up a set on Medvedev. Crazy tournament!
by L45B
Tue Mar 12, 2024 10:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: All By Himself
Replies: 4
Views: 189

Re: All By Himself

Sunrise set
by L45B
Tue Mar 12, 2024 1:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 27
Views: 622

Re: Guardian Wells

I’m with you there, Shelton has a pretty good coach too (his pops, a great player in his day). Shelton could be the next great American hope. That serve and forehand will definitely help him. Agree with you on those other points. In addition… Djoker ousted by 20-yr old unseeded Italian Luca Nardi :s...
by L45B
Mon Mar 11, 2024 7:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 27
Views: 622

Re: Guardian Wells

I notice in the Indian Wells draw that Ben Shelton (USA) could potentially meet up with Aussie champ J. SInner if they both get to the round of 16. Would be interesting. You teed it up, Bat. Now it’s gonna happen. You probably remember me labeling Sinner as still-a-pretender last year and I’m convi...
by L45B
Sat Mar 09, 2024 6:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union
Replies: 54
Views: 1022

Re: State of the Union

Dr_Phibes wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 5:53 pm The Canadian press is reporting that you've banned the use of stairs, which will be replaced by ladders. Any truth to this?
Yes, more specifically ladders with the bottom rungs missing.

These have been in place for years.

Also known as Minimum Wage Laws. 8)
by L45B
Fri Mar 08, 2024 4:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union
Replies: 54
Views: 1022

Re: State of the Union

Mikey wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 4:26 pm A braindead ditz broadcasting from her kitchen.
Image
by L45B
Fri Mar 08, 2024 4:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 27
Views: 622

Re: Guardian Wells

Rublev's default was controversial, but he has been a bit of a bad actor in the past. Andrey verbally abused/threatened a linesperson, and he was -----> run. Shocking turn of events. Great blast, Bat. I suppose Rublev prefers cursing in Russian at the electronic line judges more so than the human (...
by L45B
Fri Mar 08, 2024 4:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wanna see how fucked up NY liberals are?
Replies: 29
Views: 1841

Re: Wanna see how fucked up NY liberals are?

Dude has a legitimate shot at a political career, especially in NY. No sarcasm. The bar is that low. Ask any dethroned Cuomo, there’s a few.

Plus dems have always had a soft spot for those who kill (or try to kill) Republican presidents. Sic semper tyrannis.
by L45B
Fri Mar 08, 2024 3:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 27
Views: 622

Guardian Wells

Indian Guardian Wells (ATP 1000 level tourney) kicked off this week in California, some consider this the Spring Western version of the US Open. FYI, this is a tennis thread not a fucking golf thread or some fucking superpansy ass pickleball thread. On the men’s side, it was looking like a really i...
by L45B
Thu Mar 07, 2024 2:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wanna see how fucked up NY liberals are?
Replies: 29
Views: 1841

Re: Wanna see how fucked up NY liberals are?

Mark David Chapman is up for parole again. Maybe since he killed a lead musician, he could be on backup vocals.
by L45B
Tue Mar 05, 2024 11:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 194
Views: 4371

Re: Racism & election interference

Here in nyc, one requires identification to qualify for welfare, food stamps and public housing.

I didn’t realize so many heartless libs (AOC included) allowed this type of racism to permeate through the boroughs.
by L45B
Mon Mar 04, 2024 7:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 548283

Re: Doom

Three field goals isn’t all that impressive
by L45B
Sat Mar 02, 2024 8:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4565
Views: 658390

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Maybe, just maybe, we could somehow improve a system that enables 3 Americans to have more wealth than 50% of the country. You have the wrong focus. Those three people, and their similar ilk, are equipped the easiest to absorb the detrimental economic policies that are hollowing out the middle clas...
by L45B
Sat Mar 02, 2024 5:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Truth 1, Seer 0 - F
Replies: 5
Views: 201

Re: Truth 1, Seer 0 - F

Oops, they blamed the wrong Venezuelan guy. Nonetheless doesn’t change the fact that the Tren de Aragua gang is recruiting and doing business right here in NYC. And can anyone really deny the possibility of this happening when millions of unvetted persons have crossed our border in the last three ye...
by L45B
Fri Mar 01, 2024 4:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 38
Views: 1020

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

Diego in Seattle wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 8:22 pm That's because private industry always does things much better than the federal govt...:meds:
Correct. Well, except for printing paper money that is.
by L45B
Thu Feb 29, 2024 2:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: John Oliver Offers Thomas Millions to Leave Supreme Court
Replies: 5
Views: 226

Re: John Oliver Offers Thomas Millions to Leave Supreme Court

Biden just harmless old grandpa who would never be mean or send mean tweets. Gets free pass.

by L45B
Thu Feb 29, 2024 3:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 38
Views: 1020

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

StrawMan wrote: Thu Feb 29, 2024 2:49 amDefine soft lunar touchdown for me.
This was the closest I could come up with.

by L45B
Wed Feb 28, 2024 3:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: John Oliver Offers Thomas Millions to Leave Supreme Court
Replies: 5
Views: 226

Re: John Oliver Offers Thomas Millions to Leave Supreme Court

Just keep printing money. It will stimulate the economy.
by L45B
Mon Feb 26, 2024 4:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Koch pulls out of Nikki Haley
Replies: 3
Views: 155

Re: Koch pulls out of Nikki Haley

replacements
The timing of ^this is all that will matter when it comes to the November election outcome.

And I’m not talking about the Republican side either.
by L45B
Sun Feb 25, 2024 8:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Song
Replies: 11
Views: 441

Re: Signature Song

I always thought Everclear’s lead singer could’ve played Bad Santa in a pinch had Billy Bob been too hungover.
by L45B
Wed Feb 21, 2024 3:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Song
Replies: 11
Views: 441

Re: Signature Song

Jimi Hendrix - All Along the Watchtower Hall & Oates - It’s a Laugh ELO - Don’t Bring Me Down Everclear - I Will Buy You a New Life The Clash - Train in Vain The Charlie Daniels Band - New York City, King Size Rosewood Bed U2 - Angel of Harlem Donna Summer - Love to Love You Baby AC/DC - Thunder...
by L45B
Sat Feb 17, 2024 9:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More Trans Athlete Bullshit
Replies: 32
Views: 683

Re: More Trans Athlete Bullshit

Sudden Sam wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2024 8:09 pm Poor Bill. His brain is infected with the woke virus. Common sense and logic are eaten away by the illness.

His recovery is doubtful.
You’re supposed to ask him first. How offensive and violent
by L45B
Sat Feb 17, 2024 1:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More Trans Athlete Bullshit
Replies: 32
Views: 683

Re: More Trans Athlete Bullshit

Being the father of female athletes, I care about women's sports. And I'm also for equality. So just create an open category and let whoever compete there. Not difficult. Yep, and just to take this concept to its logical endpoint, because non-binary is an infinite spectrum of gray, to be establishe...
by L45B
Sat Feb 03, 2024 5:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 488
Views: 513172

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

That maneuver might have saved one or more of the hostages’ lives.

Still not even close to a cancellation of the first wrong(s) done (by the Hamas terrorists).
by L45B
Sat Feb 03, 2024 5:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4565
Views: 658390

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Not sure why these gentlemen left for California so fast.

They probably could have sued NYC (and WON) for having to deal with these cops getting in the way of their fists and kicks.
by L45B
Thu Feb 01, 2024 2:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 548283

Re: Doom

The best kind of Aints fans were the ones with paper bags over their heads.
by L45B
Wed Jan 31, 2024 7:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 548283

Re: Doom

Softball Bat wrote: Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:01 pm Houthis
Who This???
by L45B
Wed Jan 31, 2024 6:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 488
Views: 513172

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Apparently Enzo the Baker was not able to get to the hospital in time to help.
by L45B
Mon Jan 29, 2024 10:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Australian Open
Replies: 24
Views: 1130

Re: Australian Open

Most humans are bad with terminology. That’s why the current game scoring system, though arbitrary, serves its purpose. Easier not to f up. “Ok it’s 1-1.” “I thought you said it was 1-1?” “No, I meant the score of this game, not of the set.” “Wait whuuu? I thought you were saying we’ve each won a se...
by L45B
Mon Jan 29, 2024 8:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Australian Open
Replies: 24
Views: 1130

Re: Australian Open

Just know this about the 15-30-40 game scoring system in tennis. No one was trying to be cute or super complicated for the sake of appearing smart. Back in the day, before there were scoreboards and big screens, tennis games were scored using a pocket watch, hence the quarter hours making up the sco...
by L45B
Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Australian Open
Replies: 24
Views: 1130

Re: Australian Open

Great match and tournament. Medvedev went for the early knockout and was a couple points from breaking Sinner’s serve in the third set, which would’ve sealed it. Pretty much a role reversal of his semifinal match with Zverev. The longer the match went on, the worse it was going to be for Meddy. Now ...
by L45B
Sat Jan 27, 2024 5:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Australian Open
Replies: 24
Views: 1130

Re: Australian Open

Yes, sadly Jannik Sinner was an infant the last time an American male won a grand slam.