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Excellent thread title. The Unbreakable/Split/Glass trilogy is criminally underrated. It's a superhero movie for thinking people. And maybe that's the problem. Moviegoers have been conditioned to turn their brains off at the opening credits. And go figure— the guy that survived this crash was a Sha...

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mvscal wrote: ↑Wed Jun 11, 2025 6:12 pm Help me, Rhonda, yeah, get me into the dirt!

+1
When it comes to death, you can’t go wrong with some upbeat and positive tunes!

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BAH BAH BAH

Em-BAlm my glands

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Rah rah rah rah rah

Let your colors fly

And be blue for your ghouls

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A man washed up at the shore with new piranha bites,

But that’s not me.

Oh wait, it probably is, or did I retire? I forget.

Might as well let those biters finish their meal.

Let me go home.

— Brian

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…Are You Ready— wet soil and rocks and Stones?

To putrefy the Skin I’m In, leaving only my bones

—Sly

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Coco was calm and collected and played solid all three sets (even the 1st she lost). She deserved that trophy. Sabalenka is a complete sore loserman— before the match, during the match and after the match. Calling it a “terrible” final was a one-sided account of events. Most of us loved all 70 of he...

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FiatLux wrote: ↑Sat Jun 07, 2025 1:54 am Would it mean more if I lived in a state with 12 people like you?

Yesssssss!!! Southern hicks with no teeth think a “city” is a royal flush of trailer homes! Too funny

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Looking like it's going to be Sinner v. Alcaraz in the final. Nailed it. I think the surface favors Alcaraz, so I like him to win it in 4. Looking forward to it! Solid pick Bat. I’ll go with Sinner in 5, Carlitos has had some weird mojo in this tournament. He beat Sinner in Rome, has won their last...

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Attaching one's self-worth to of a city where you're nothing more than a resident among millions is pretty awkward. Not when you are truly connected to the athletes, celebrities and political stars that literally earned their stripes one block down the street. That’s definitely how it is here in th...

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50% pay cut for all senators and congressmen (and their staff). Start there. ^^ This requires term limits, or randomized candidacy (like jury duty) to incentivize public servants to be public servants again (instead of lifelong teetsuckers like Mitch, Nancy and Bernie). Easy for a senator to be in ...

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They were both so much more tolerable when they were Democrats (pre Nazis of the Fourth Reich phase)!!

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After nibbling on the corpse of Jim
The catfish found safety
On the right side of the canyon rim

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Paul was hurt from his five setters this week, though not sure he would’ve fared much better at 100%. Tiafoe had some chances vs Musetti in that third set but missed. Dont count out the Djoker

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Girthy sea cucumber
Bored with everyday moss
Was feeling droopy
Until floated along—>Jonathan Joss

L45B · Re: WRC 5-31-2025 Wright State! (Wrong University)

Wright State!

(Wrong University)

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My boy Frances Tiafoe in the QF at Roland Garros. And he has a legit shot at making the SF, given he doesn’t have to play Sinner, Alcaraz, Zverev or Djoker next. Would be first American man to do so at Roland Garros since Agassi in ‘99 (when he won it and competed the career grand slam). And France...

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This thread seems like just an underhanded attempt at shaming a woman who worked really hard and who simply prefers pitching big balls over small balls. She should have that right! So says L45Balls the Balls Expert. How do you like 'em? Probably orally. :waz: :waz: Good to see you’re spending your ...

L45B · Re: WRC 5-31-2025 Rack bungleGPT for the quick summary!!

Rack bungleGPT for the quick summary!!

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat May 31, 2025 5:04 pm Did he get promoted to morguezuna?

Rack HighPlains for connecting T1B thread hot topics!

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At the sea floor, hagfish thought to be feeding on dead prawn…

Wrong!

It was Peter Kwong!

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Paul is USA’s best clay courter it appears. He’s racked up too many minutes on court this week at Roland Garros and may run out of steam. Hopefully he’s got more in the tank.

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Larvae await in the pit,
Time to LowerRetta Swit.

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This thread seems like just an underhanded attempt at shaming a woman who worked really hard and who simply prefers pitching big balls over small balls. She should have that right!

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Wolfman wrote: ↑Wed May 28, 2025 8:00 pm Amtrak Auto Train

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Can’t tell if this is another Death Pool thread.

If so, great title name!

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bungle clone wrote: ↑Thu May 29, 2025 2:17 am m2 swinging the lumber and connecting.

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Fri May 30, 2025 12:10 amIt was pretty good.

m2 has a specially corked bat he uses only on the southerners

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I briefly considered adding something more to this thread but then decided against it, fearing any further contribution would simply fall short. You were the one who planted that tiny bean in the dirt , Smackie. And it sprouted! Feel free to solicit my services anytime. I strive to keep my fees low

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Thu May 29, 2025 1:23 pm Ed Gale, actor who played Howard The Duck and Chuckie has died in hospice at 61.

Lots of DP points left on the board with this one.

Looks as if there were 19.5 available age points, which is no small amount to look down on!

My calculations were as follows:

(100 - 61) x 0.5

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m2 wrote: ↑Thu May 29, 2025 2:01 amMaybe rolling up in a wheelchair with pastries in your lap ready to give them had more to do with it.

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This thread is like the white smoke emanating from the chimney, but for sumo wrestlers.

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Biggie wrote: ↑Wed May 28, 2025 8:07 pm And "Rock n roll, embalmie koo?" Jesus Christ, Roo. That's just fucking awful.

Could have just glommed on to this thread…

Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Tue May 20, 2025 7:46 pm “Dead!”

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Rock and roll, pupae foooood

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Yeah pretty much what Bat said. There is also typically a personality trait of being even-keeled emotionally (not too high, not too low) that you see in the best players. There are exceptions, yes. But Federer, Nadal, Sampras, Borg, Lendl, Graf, Evert all had the ability to just move on and accept t...

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Professional tennis is a brutal sport on the mind and psyche, for sure. Osaka is just a mess upstairs, she’s got physical gifts and talent but her mental game is amateurish at best. Not sure she can string together enough consistency to ever win a tournament again, let alone get through a press conf...

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Oh, by the way, you ducked the question. How is your life any different? Was the illegal alien who was fucking you up the ass deported with your shit corn still drying on his bell end? :oops: Luckily there are still some microaggression hotlines still open here in the 14th district of NY (and Canad...

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I think we can all agree... this is the look of dementia. Confused and angry. As much as I am an agreement with your overall tone and message, m2, this line of attack seems very much a projection. Grover is most certainly sharp as a tack, sharper than I’ve ever seen! It’s his executive orders and c...

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Fri May 23, 2025 6:27 pm Looks like everyone will pay less taxes. Nice.

It’s such a travesty! And to think, some people believe that the government can lower tax rates and simultaneously collect more tax revenue in dollars!! That’s just pure mystique and nonsense!!

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Mike Ditka wrote: ↑Thu May 22, 2025 1:28 am Sure I support that as long as that cocksucker L45B does Not get any points

Less than a week for you to be ~~‘85~~ 86’d, Coach.

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1. Fascist
2. Authoritarian
3. Racist
4. Xenophobic
5. Xylophobic
6. Deplorable!

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