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KC Scott wrote:

8 of the Top 14.

Rack the SEC.

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Carson wrote:The only reason the bradhusker troll was brought back was to self serve all the Big [insert number here] posters.

Having said that, bring back Trixie and/or SECBSH.

I'm still here.

You and your bretheren make me obsolete.

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SoCalTrjn wrote:stand corrected just 4 of the Pacs 6 teams in the regionals advanced to Super regionals

God Damn, I knew this day would come.

Looks like I need to pass my Conference Ballsucking Homer Crown on to someone else.

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Felix wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Yeah, that was 5 years ago and it was a highly ranked and well-respected BSU going against a Georgia team that was expected to be mediocre.
but they weren't mediocre were they? unless you consider 10-3 mediocre

Bwa! Don't make me laugh.

That's what we call a LOSING SEASON in the SEC!

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Auburn 57 - Alabama 56

All I know is I'll be cumming the entire game.

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Sudden Sam wrote:Maybe it's just a cliche, but I truly feel you have to play some defense to win it all.

Rack you, my brutha.

Sin, SEC! SEC! SEC!

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mvscal wrote:The SECBSH Anti-Defamation League

I'm not only the President.

I'm a client.

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Jsc810
T REX
Sudden Sam
Papa Willie

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Jsc810 wrote:Keep your dirty little hands away from Les Miles. Don't even look at him.

Sudden Sam wrote:Stay the fuck away from Saban.

Right on bruthas!

Oh, don't go knockin' on Urban's door either muthafuckas.

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Papa Willie wrote:Give it a rest, Mgo. It was funny for maybe half a dozen posts, but that was it.

Listen here ribs-o-rama, we're s'posed to be on the same team.

You wanna cut bait just say the word; it'll be on like Donkey Kong, bitch.

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Sudden Sam wrote:I don't go to games often these days. If that makes me a bad fan, so be it. But i don't think it does at all. I'm too beat up to sit there cramped for 4 hours.

Word, yo.

Besides, can't watch ALL 6 games when you're sitting in a stadium.

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Sudden Sam wrote:I've been trying to figure out how the SEC would benefit by expanding. Who would we pick up?

Rack the "WE" qualifier!

Oh, and anything short of the Patriots, Colts, Saints and Vikings would be a disgrace to OUR conference.

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Carson wrote:And You Thought SECBSH Only Trolled in Here...

Fuck you cock-holster.

I speak for the masses.

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I tried to watch the game, but I had a bad gag reflex day.

Hope you got plenty of SEC nutsuckin' in for the both of us.

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As long as LSU or TCU aren't in it, which they won't be, why would you care who plays in the game at all? Lots of teams lose to the eventual national champion. LSU is just one more of those teams. Listen here motherfucker, if an SEC team is in THE GAME, I'm suckin' on balls. If MY team is in it, I'...

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:My vote goes to the entire SECBSH clan.

I would like to accept this award on behalf of the 3 Amigos.

Sudden Sam, Papa Willie and Jsc810...you make me proud and please continue to carry the torch. SEC! SEC! SEC!

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I'm here you shit-lined Hanes motherfucker; I'll take that bet. However, I will offer myself to off this shit troll, Hungus-style.

Unless you prefer just a sig or out myself again. SEC 31-PSU 14

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Just because I'm in a jolly mood... The reindeer wouldn't finish in the top 7 in the Southeast. Grinding through the meat In the Southeast Con-fer-ence O'er the polls we climb En route to the big dance Balls on which we suck Tide is rolling right What fun it is to choke on cock While Tebow shines t...

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Just because I'm in a jolly mood... The reindeer wouldn't finish in the top 7 in the Southeast. Grinding through the meat In the Southeast Con-fer-ence O'er the polls we climb En route to the big dance Balls on which we suck Tide is rolling right What fun it is to choke on cock While Tebow shines t...

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Someone needs to put a (!) in the title of this thread.

After seeing this, I had to run to the bathroom to jack my dick.

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Sudden Sam wrote:Alabama's playing in the Sugar Bowl and the BCS title game?!?!

They're THAT good.

Tell me you knew.

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You fuckers get all your cupcakes in weeks 1-4.

We need to mix one into the middle of the meatgrinder.

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Van wrote:The more I thought about it, though, the more I thought, 'SEC...low scoring, close, ugly game

and

downright neanderthal-like, offensively

Quit being such a vapid fucking douchenozzle.

It will be a low scoring, close, beautiful game and be downright neanderthal-like, DEFENSIVELY!

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This is weak. You can't rise up 7 spots in the poll because of one good year. I mean we had a tough road win in Iraq , where we should have been able to name the score. And the match in Afghanastan is too close to call, but we'll never cover the spread now. Those other countries must have stepped o...

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Now that's spank bank material.

Thanks, brutha.

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Jsc810 wrote:That said, I do give props to USC for having the best program in the BCS era.

LSU - 2 glass footballs. Florida - 2 glass footballs. USC - 1 glass football.

Fuck you, traitor.

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Killian wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:LSU isn't even in the top 10??
So who are you going to root for now, Crown?

Of the top 25 posted...
SEC - $678,861,508
Big 10 - $560,890,440
Big XII - $522,224,598
PAC 10 - $219,159,649
Independent - $83,352,439
ACC $67,820,335

Any other questions?

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Always nice to have spank bank material.

Thanks, brutha Sam

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We weigh more because our dicks are so much bigger.

Tell me you knew.

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attorney

practice body for surgeons

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Good fucking God. Haven't seen a beatdown like this since 01-08-2007 in Glendale: UF 41 tOSU 14.

This Van guy makes that dude in My Left Foot look like Albert-Fucking-Einstein!

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smackaholic wrote:SECBSH, your thoughts?

As you all know, you can't win'em all in the SEC MEATGRINDER.

This bitch is what we call a "loss on the way to a championship".

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-Pick winners for each conference tournament listed below. You will make a total of 12 picks. Thanks for the "out", motherfucker. My 12 picks LSU Auburn Tennessee South Carolina Florida Mississippi St. Kentucky Vanderbilt Alabama Ole Miss Georgia Arkansas Seriously, are you trying to mind...

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Sudden Sam wrote:Then, of course you have LSU, Georgia, Tennessee, Auburn, Florida, Ole Miss, MSU, Vandy, Arkansas, Kentucky and South Carolina who follow immediately.

Shit.

You beat me to it.

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We have 8 of the top 25, fuckers

Another glass trophy for SECuntry.

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Sudden Sam wrote:Do all SECers get a giant middle finger shoved up our collective ass(es)?

That reward is reserved for the Friday night buttplug session.

Us SEC honks get the award for riding more teams' cocks than anyone.

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SEC Country is...

The HIPGRINDER!

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Sudden Sam wrote:No, actually I'm not an SECBSH.

Dude, look in the fukken mirror.

This is what you'll see.

Denial.

Not only a river in Egypt, bro.

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BYU doesn't stay within 2 scores with Alabama, LSU, Georgia, or Florida. BYU doesn't stay within 1 score with Auburn. I was with you until here. BYU beats Vanderbilt, Kentucky, South Carolina, Tennessee, Miss. State, Arkansas, and Ole Miss (if they don't play like they did against Florida). Fucking...

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Nobody is safe in the MEATGRINDER!

Our worst can beat your best.

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