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1smoothG

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can't.

stop.

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laughing.

aaaahahahahaha!!!!

1smoothG

Yo Bsmack... you say this shit went down near you?

Here's a tip: Usually people around the sites of these kinds of things are "crying" and/or otherwise "emotional." It's pretty easy to slip around to the back of the truck to see if it's carrying anything worth stealing.

1smoothG

I stand corrected...again!

Alabama is a DIVERSE run down pile of shit wasteland.

1smoothG

I always had this perception of Alabama as a pile of shit wasteland. Thanks to your pics, I stand corrected:

Alabama is a RUN DOWN pile of shit wasteland.

1smoothG

I hope you get cancer and die.

1smoothG

Looks like the next time they go to get a brain for Lloyd Carr, they'll drive it over.

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=614513

1smoothG

Does it come with seat belts?

Sin,

Derrick Thomas

1smoothG

Terry,

Let me know when that wife of yours dies so I can disrupt her funeral with "God hates stupid cunts" signs.

1smoothG

OCmike wrote:My boys can swim!!

Mine can't.

regards,
Tom Mees' mom

1smoothG

It's been a suspiciously long time since he updated.

RACK the SIDS fairy.

1smoothG

Dear Jesus,

Please light us on fire.

-mmmkay thanks

1smoothG

War Wagon wrote:
I managed my daughters team in kid pitch baseball from the time she was 6-11 years old.

I hope your daughter gets breast cancer.

1smoothG

So this Hancock shit is getting good. Sounds like he was living right! MLB pitcher and getting FUCKED UP every NIGHT!!! To honor him, I'm wearing this: http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/8568/trukst1.jpg and ordering this (a ROAD jersey): http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/1963/pg013035988customback...

1smoothG

If you see who looks like this on ESPN tonight:

You can go ahead and assume 1smoothG is made his way to Milwaukee.

1smoothG

That face screams "I didn't go to college"

1smoothG

You should spackle that crater on your cheek by your ear.

Also, I hope you get cancer from hair dye.

1smoothG

Wolfman wrote:OK--maybe it is the worst university killing.

Sep 13, 1997
UCLA 66
Texas 3

I'm pretty sure Katie Couric did The Today Show from Austin the next morning holding John Mackovic's hand.

It really makes this Hee-Sop Choi incident at VT look like small potatoes.

1smoothG

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1smoothG

Come on, Cancer! Let's Go!

1smoothG

Rootbeer wrote:.... is full of ~~valid~~ anecdotal stories so you know it's for real.

Yeah, that's fucked!

Sin,

The bible

1smoothG

OK, so my basketball bracket is garbage.... ...but my March madness mascot death pool entry just got a boost!! http://cbs11tv.com/sports/local_story_085132645.html Now I just need http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/04/Gtown_2485.gif/180px-Gtown_2485.gif to eat some http://www.uk.pg.com...

1smoothG

Here's a quick poll/quiz: Do you go to church on Sundays? A: Yes B: No Ok, now go back and add up all the times you answered A, and give yourself one point for each. 1 or more points: You are a fucking retard. No exceptions. 0 points: There's probably some other reason you're a retard, but you at le...

1smoothG

Good thing the boy likes the zoo.

Did you take him there in a short yellow bus to give him a feel for what a typical day of "school" will be like for him?

1smoothG

Fantastic news!

Now I want to play a game of S-H-A-N-N-O-N-S-H-A-R-P-E with Shannon Sharpe.

1smoothG

A memorial. How nice.

There will be no such memorial for you and your dipshit wife. Just some laughter.

1smoothG

Typical. Sequels always suck.

The first "Super Size Me" was way better.

1smoothG

Fuck off.

I'm psyched over the central Florida tornado death total, I just happen to hate the Bears. I hope your mother gets breast cancer. Seriously, I hope she cries over having her tit lopped off.

1smoothG

Jesus is a piece of shit who needs to get his ass fucking KICKED! That said... He hates Dungy's son and the Bears, as do I. So if that piece of shit Jesus fucker ever shows up, once I am done punching him in the throat, I'll buy him a beer so we can laugh about those few things we do have in common.

1smoothG

I hope your dog gets hit by a car.

1smoothG

1smoothG

Idiot #1: Hey, let's climb a fukking mountain. Idiot #2: Why, what's up there? Idiot #1: Nothing but snow, ice, wind, thin air, and death Idiot #3: Will we be the first people ever up there? Idiot #1: No, all kinds of fukkers have been to the top, so nobody will give even know we're up there, unless...

1smoothG

Too bad your shirt doesn't say:

"I have AIDS and CANCER. No kidding."

1smoothG

64 Super Bowls? More like 64 episodes of Queer as Folk.

1smoothG

May your next wreck be your last.

Motorcycles are gay and so are those who ride them.

Fuck you.

1smoothG

As long as they weren't wearing Marshall football helmets, it's cool.

1smoothG

FUCK.

Back to the drawing board for Christmas presents.

1smoothG

This is good news for JTR.

Now when he sits at an all you can eat seafood buffet crying because he's uncontrollably stuffing his face (again) in an effort to dull the pain of being alone and obese...

... he can tell the waitress "I'm fine, I'm just crying for the fish."

1smoothG

Jess,

Take the "before" shot from every weight loss plan, suppliment, exercise equipment, skin/hair product, real life: I'm retarded, plastic surgery, motivation seminar, and style makeover and add them up.

You are the sum.

1smoothG

1smoothG

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Did the shooter pull up in a low rider carriage with spinners?

Those dumb fucks ought to weave some bullet proof vests.

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Re: Va Tech not the worst "school killing"

Re: At least 31 dead at VaTech {G}

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Re: Do you know The Secret?

March madness!!

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