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by Dinsdale
Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cal
Replies: 27
Views: 615

Re: Cal

Hit N and S Carolina in Feb and March including a month in Myrtle. Had a good time. Hit Charleston and Fort Moultrie on the way to Myrtle and Kill Devil to the Great Smokey’s on the way out. Learned a lot, met a bunch of nice people (even managed to get laid more than once), saw some cool stuff and...
by Dinsdale
Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What up Mofos??? Let’s talk about some shit.
Replies: 46
Views: 668

Re: What up Mofos??? Let’s talk about some shit.

DC Smackmaster wrote:
Fri Apr 16, 2021 8:04 pm
Who made money on Doge? Not me.
It went up over 400% in the last week.

Sup, Master?
by Dinsdale
Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 1295
Views: 55948

Re: Doom

Smackie Chan wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 1:31 am
Softball Bat wrote:
Fri Apr 16, 2021 9:12 am
Was very sick
Quit making excuses...

Two monumentally overrated musicians churning out ----------> shit.
by Dinsdale
Mon Mar 29, 2021 11:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What would happen if you tried to sail a cargo ship through the Suez Canal sideways?
Replies: 16
Views: 417

Re: What would happen if you tried to sail a cargo ship through the Suez Canal sideways?

These cargo ships are so big and stack conex boxws so high, they make pretty damn good sails. Uhm... inertia and stuff? A 500 million pound mass is just whipping all over the place. maybe more of a keel so they track better. Wow. I'll go with three places -- the Persian Gulf, the Hudson River, and ...
by Dinsdale
Sun Mar 21, 2021 5:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2021
Replies: 43
Views: 1269

Re: March Madness 2021

Jsc810 wrote:
Wed Mar 17, 2021 6:21 pm

Ohio State

They lost in the first round, to the BJ Bobs.
by Dinsdale
Sun Mar 14, 2021 12:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Patrick Jackoff
Replies: 14
Views: 471

Re: Patrick Jackoff

smackaholic wrote:
Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:37 pm


And yeah, he never did quite get it done, but I don’t blame him. Never really had a whole lotta help.

Charles Oakley, John Starks, Allan Houston, Mark Jackson, Derek Harper, Latrell Sprewell, Larry Johnson, Marcus Camby... I'm sure I'm forgetting some.
by Dinsdale
Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jack Nicklaus
Replies: 31
Views: 743

Re: Jack Nicklaus

What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game. ...
by Dinsdale
Fri Feb 26, 2021 4:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Transcendent Sports Figures
Replies: 98
Views: 3896

Re: Transcendent Sports Figures

Wow, jaws of life... I immediately called BS on that (and I was right). My old old buddy is a firefighter/paramedic. He's said for years that while the have jaws of life on the truck, they never come off the truck. It's an antiquated method for extraction. A cordless reciprocating saw (aka Sawzall,...
by Dinsdale
Fri Feb 26, 2021 3:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mr. Mister?
Replies: 33
Views: 1002

Re: Mr. Mister?

nKhN1t_7PEY Take these broken wings And learn to fly again Lord have mercy. Props to anyone who deciphers that super-vague reference. Broken Wings hit #1 on the Billboard chart, for a couple of weeks. During that span, I saw them in concert (they were the opener, and much better than I expected).
by Dinsdale
Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jack Nicklaus
Replies: 31
Views: 743

Re: Jack Nicklaus

Put a dude of Asian descent behind the wheel, and you take your chances.
by Dinsdale
Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Current State of Cul de Smack
Replies: 48
Views: 1010

Re: The Current State of Cul de Smack

Diego in Seattle wrote:
Tue Feb 16, 2021 4:39 pm

How much would a barcode reader for checking drivers licenses cost?
I think I paid $15 for mine, it being the super-high-tech device it is (probably cheaper in bulk). Mine isn't wireless, but does what I need just fine.
by Dinsdale
Tue Feb 23, 2021 4:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You're grounded!
Replies: 36
Views: 573

Re: You're grounded!

Jsc810 wrote:
Tue Feb 23, 2021 9:57 am
That doesn't surprise me at all, the guy really knows his stuff.
Except the part about Rolls Royce engines.
by Dinsdale
Sat Feb 13, 2021 11:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Vaccines
Replies: 42
Views: 721

Re: Vaccines

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Sat Feb 13, 2021 5:05 pm
Notice now that Biden is president the US is taking Covid 19 seriously and is kicking its ass.
Because the CDC and terrorist-run CDC changed what "Covid 19" is... on fucking inauguration day? Ridiculously disingenuous. Oddly enough, the numbers dropped overnight.
by Dinsdale
Sat Jan 23, 2021 11:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Larry King circling?
Replies: 38
Views: 1153

Re: Larry King circling?

Dan is the guy who has threatened to buttfuck this board in the mouth for going on 20 years, idiot.
by Dinsdale
Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's a New Year
Replies: 19
Views: 481

Re: It's a New Year

Continue throwing out accusations without proof to those you have deemed worthy, Reichsdwarf.
by Dinsdale
Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some Foods I Have Never Eaten
Replies: 54
Views: 1370

Re: Some Foods I Have Never Eaten

Mikey wrote:
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:49 am

So you HAVE eaten dick. Probably on a regular basis. Color me not shocked.
I stated I'd had cow's milk. I very strongly implied you suck jizz (ethnicity to possibly be addressed later).

This inspired you to bust out the IKYABWAI card...

RIP, Wags.
by Dinsdale
Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's a New Year
Replies: 19
Views: 481

Re: It's a New Year

Dinsdale wrote:
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:38 am
care to link up any evidence of your accusations (not that I'll read them).

YHKYOA
by Dinsdale
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some Foods I Have Never Eaten
Replies: 54
Views: 1370

Re: Some Foods I Have Never Eaten

Mikey wrote:
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:42 am

One thing I’ve never eaten is spotted dick, or any kind of dick for that matter. Unlike a lot of you penis munching losers.
But much like I've never eaten a cow's udder, I've had the byproduct. Akin you and dicks.
by Dinsdale
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dead Man Talking
Replies: 63
Views: 2103

Re: Dead Man Talking

Kierland wrote:
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:11 am
orange
If you keep repeating a lie often enough, people will start to believe it.

Keep working the fascist playbook.
by Dinsdale
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Maryanne
Replies: 34
Views: 1337

Re: RIP Maryanne

Kierland wrote:
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:13 am
And yet pop was the one that sniffed out the orange menace while you sucked Dump’s dick all the way to sedition.
(Non-existent ) Link?

YHKYOA
by Dinsdale
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's a New Year
Replies: 19
Views: 481

Re: It's a New Year

Kierland wrote:
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:14 am
Eat another orange dick assface.
I took you off ignore to read your idiocy. Probably won't happen again for quite some time.

But this board has a search feature -- care to link up any evidence of your accusations (not that I'll read them).

YHKYOA
by Dinsdale
Fri Jan 15, 2021 12:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dead Man Talking
Replies: 63
Views: 2103

Re: Dead Man Talking

Van Whitey Do they count? Also, no one wants to talk to women.... Completely false. While it's certainly an admirable trait in a woman to know the exact moment her man needs to be served a delicious sammich, it's an unreasonable expectation, even for the best trained of them. Verbal communication i...
by Dinsdale
Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's a New Year
Replies: 19
Views: 481

Re: It's a New Year

Innocent Bystander wrote:
Thu Jan 14, 2021 6:58 pm
Didn't work. What else can do?
Click the heels of your ruby slippers together three times, then go fuck yourself.
by Dinsdale
Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Maryanne
Replies: 34
Views: 1337

Re: RIP Maryanne

Bill in Houston wrote:
Thu Jan 14, 2021 8:52 pm


It’s just like the gravitational force on your tits.

You don’t need to push em to the floor, they headed that way anyhow.
Beat me to it. IB has all of the scientific acumen of Softball Bat.
by Dinsdale
Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some Foods I Have Never Eaten
Replies: 54
Views: 1370

Re: Some Foods I Have Never Eaten

Some Foods I Have Never Eaten
Nope
by Dinsdale
Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Some Foods I Have Never Eaten
Replies: 54
Views: 1370

Re: Some Foods I Have Never Eaten

Jsc810 wrote:
Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:28 pm
And my mother ate monkey brains with Idi Amin, the monkey was alive at the table and they cracked open his skull right there.
And she worked at Cedars Sinai when Richard Gere had the gerbil surgically extracted from his ass.
by Dinsdale
Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's a New Year
Replies: 19
Views: 481

Re: It's a New Year

Image
by Dinsdale
Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Larry King circling?
Replies: 38
Views: 1153

Re: Larry King circling?

Innocent Bystander wrote:
Mon Jan 11, 2021 2:43 pm
Who the fuck is Dan's college roommate?
The guy who lived with Dan in college?
by Dinsdale
Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's a New Year
Replies: 19
Views: 481

Re: It's a New Year

I'll take "things Einstein never said" for $1000... Not Alex.
by Dinsdale
Sat Jan 09, 2021 2:07 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: The Natty
Replies: 16
Views: 2373

Re: The Natty

If tOSU loses by 40, they still had a great week... Harbaugh extended.

Chestnuts should be able to run it to 12 (like Oregon did to UDub).
by Dinsdale
Wed Jan 06, 2021 2:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Maryanne
Replies: 34
Views: 1337

Re: RIP Maryanne

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Tue Jan 05, 2021 10:48 am

You jerked off in the sink?
No muss, no fuss.
by Dinsdale
Mon Jan 04, 2021 12:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1260
Views: 27459

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Great gesture, which is greatly lessened by the self-aggrandizing.

While he did a good thing, he's clearly a neo-mondo-maxi-zoom-dweebie.

Douchebag.
by Dinsdale
Mon Jan 04, 2021 12:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I am woman...
Replies: 15
Views: 631

Re: I am woman...

Dinsdale wrote:
Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:37 pm
And you a complete, utter, abject, abysmal failure at it.
Softball Bat -- yes, I used redundancies in spades, clearly a grammatical error. But I was stressing the point of what a massive dipshit Unwoked is.

Forgive me.
by Dinsdale
Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I am woman...
Replies: 15
Views: 631

Re: I am woman...

trevvie wrote:
Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:07 pm

Nah. I'm anti-fem. I can take care of myself. I'm not a victim.
Hello, Trev.

Off topic, but over the summer, I played golf with a guy who pitched for the Pads, and is still good friends with your idol (and works with him).

Figured you'd be slightly amused.
by Dinsdale
Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I am woman...
Replies: 15
Views: 631

Re: I am woman...

Who? Dude... you spend your entire time here trying to prove how "woke" you are. And you a complete, utter, abject, abysmal failure at it. Let me help -- she's an icon of the women's lib movement... idiot. Although she was likely deficient when it came to making sandwiches when asked... entitled bi...
by Dinsdale
Sun Jan 03, 2021 2:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy New Year, Nutsy!
Replies: 20
Views: 1186

Re: Happy New Year, Nutsy!

Think of it as a reason to not even bother going to school.
by Dinsdale
Sun Jan 03, 2021 2:01 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: The Natty
Replies: 16
Views: 2373

Re: The Natty

Ten years later, Cliff Harris' catch-phrase is still going strong, unlike his career.
by Dinsdale
Sun Jan 03, 2021 1:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 1919
Views: 64020

Re: Radio -

Smackie Chan wrote:
Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:26 am
Todd Snider
Pretty sure I got really wasted with that guy around 35 years ago.
by Dinsdale
Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy New Year, Nutsy!
Replies: 20
Views: 1186

Re: Happy New Year, Nutsy!

Softball Bat wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 10:03 pm
Image



Where's my money?

I guess.

Might need some of Dinsdale's luv. :)
Read above. BSmack wants the rest of us to work hard in order to purchase... the above.
by Dinsdale
Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: $100 Reward
Replies: 7
Views: 775

Re: $100 Reward

Softball Bat wrote:
Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:41 pm

Much different than America, where individuality is celebrated and encouraged.
And grammar isn't.