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by Dinsdale
Fri Oct 22, 2021 1:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mikey
Replies: 34
Views: 4918

Re: Mikey

Papa Willie wrote: Thu Oct 21, 2021 5:40 pm

I pay approximately (it varies with amount used and the seasons) $1.16 per kwh.
That's over 10X what we pay here.
by Dinsdale
Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Multiple arrows in the quiver
Replies: 8
Views: 1679

Re: Multiple arrows in the quiver

I shot an arrow into the air, it fell to earth in some dude's hair
by Dinsdale
Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Multiple arrows in the quiver
Replies: 8
Views: 1679

Re: Multiple arrows in the quiver

by Dinsdale
Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:41 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: Ryder Cup
Replies: 1
Views: 4463

Re: Ryder Cup

Doucherambo's drive on the long par 5 was ridiculous.

Euros didn't play badly -- they just ran into a buzzsaw.
by Dinsdale
Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:39 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Make Your Time, Mikey
Replies: 6
Views: 2551

Make Your Time, Mikey

Should be quite the bitchslapping tomorrow.
by Dinsdale
Sun Sep 19, 2021 4:58 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: See you in the SEC...bitches.
Replies: 18
Views: 5576

Re: See you in the SEC...bitches.

Papa Willie wrote: Sun Sep 19, 2021 8:12 am Did Fresneck seriously beat UCLA?
I've seen Fresneck play a couple of times this season. Looking like a good team -- should win the MWC.

San Diego State beat Utah.

Northern AZ beat Zona.

BYU beat #19 ASU.

Way to go, PAC.
by Dinsdale
Thu Sep 16, 2021 12:31 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: See you in the SEC...bitches.
Replies: 18
Views: 5576

Re: See you in the SEC...bitches.

Going swimmingly so far.
by Dinsdale
Mon Jul 26, 2021 4:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Texas and Oklahoma to the SEC?
Replies: 9
Views: 2536

Re: Texas and Oklahoma to the SEC?

That’s funny coming from a Ducks fan. Boy, you really got me there! I can't even remember the last time the Ducks played in a New Year's Six Bowl... Oh, wait -- it was this year. But before that, we have to go all the way back to... the year before. Shall we stop now -- because we can keep going fo...
by Dinsdale
Sat Jul 24, 2021 6:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Texas and Oklahoma to the SEC?
Replies: 9
Views: 2536

Re: Texas and Oklahoma to the SEC?

A bonus for Texas is they'll he home soon enough to watch OK State play on January 1st every year.
by Dinsdale
Sat Jul 24, 2021 6:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It’s been a minute…
Replies: 17
Views: 4006

Re: It’s been a minute…

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Fri Jul 23, 2021 8:42 pm Hey Man, I'm glad you're not dead.
I'm pining for the fjords.
by Dinsdale
Fri Jul 23, 2021 3:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Texas and Oklahoma to the SEC?
Replies: 9
Views: 2536

Re: Texas and Oklahoma to the SEC?

There might be a few more bucks in it for them, but other than that, why would Texas leave a conference where they get a disproportionate % of the revenue for a real one that splits it evenly, where they would go 4-4 in conference play?
by Dinsdale
Fri Jul 23, 2021 3:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It’s been a minute…
Replies: 17
Views: 4006

Re: It’s been a minute…

Go Coogs' wrote: Fri Jul 16, 2021 9:59 pm
This is for complex software platforms like SAP

If she's supposed to come up with solutions for SAP, she clearing sucks very badly at her job.
by Dinsdale
Sat Jul 03, 2021 8:15 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Reggie Bush is an idiot and needs to shut up
Replies: 3
Views: 2391

Re: Reggie Bush is an idiot and needs to shut up

Reggie is citing the Name Image Likeness thing. But... he was never accused of profiting from NIL, and that had nothing to do with his or USC's penalties.
by Dinsdale
Sat Jul 03, 2021 8:13 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Spring Practice Reports
Replies: 3
Views: 2946

Re: Spring Practice Reports

Left Seater wrote: Thu Jul 01, 2021 10:59 pm Why do we grade recruits and recruiting classes before they step foot on campus?
So we have something to talk about in the off season?
by Dinsdale
Sat Jul 03, 2021 8:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 545762

Re: Doom

I thought Net Neutrality was to ensure hackers got equal bandwidth?
by Dinsdale
Sat Jul 03, 2021 7:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 545762

Re: Doom

Softball Bat wrote: Sat Jul 03, 2021 10:35 am VSA tool
Glad I don't use it. We just use the same one almost everyone else does.

Trying to stay a step ahead of the ransomware attacks is a huge priority. And I believe most start with some dipshit clicking on a suspicios email attachment.
by Dinsdale
Wed Jun 30, 2021 2:52 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: 12 team playoff
Replies: 8
Views: 3146

Re: 12 team playoff

LS seems pretty reasonable.

And we've all seen this movie over and over -- fans of #13 will bitch about how they got screwed.
by Dinsdale
Wed Jun 30, 2021 2:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kim Jong Un drops 50 lbs
Replies: 9
Views: 1528

Re: Kim Jong Un drops 50 lbs

Mikey wrote: Tue Jun 29, 2021 7:52 pm He needs to do something about that skin tag on his left cheek, or he'll never get laid.
Your thoughts, DC Smackmaster?
by Dinsdale
Sat Jun 19, 2021 1:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ty Cobb
Replies: 34
Views: 3299

Re: Ty Cobb

Lol, a whitewashing of Ty Cobb's racist history by Hilldale College. So you believe the "blackwashing" of Cobb by Al Stump, who demonized him for financial gain (this isn't new info, been around since Cobb died)? You toe the party line so hard, you're not even a human being. Anything left...
by Dinsdale
Sat May 22, 2021 5:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Are you in the 6%?
Replies: 22
Views: 3916

Re: Are you in the 6%?

So the scariest animal would be a gorilla sitting atop an elephant, while swinging a cobra around like a whip.
by Dinsdale
Tue May 04, 2021 5:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What was your favorite car?
Replies: 51
Views: 5899

Re: What was your favorite car?

ML@Coyote wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 6:13 pm Image
But how did it do with grass clippings?
by Dinsdale
Tue May 04, 2021 5:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Good Doctor
Replies: 21
Views: 4169

Re: The Good Doctor

Softball Bat wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 1:17 am You can't have an all-time starting five and have Magic Johnson and John Stockton both on the unit.
There's no way a team with two starting point guards could ever win a championship or two.

Sin,
Earvin Johnson and Norm Nixon.
by Dinsdale
Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: On-Line Dating
Replies: 23
Views: 3069

Re: On-Line Dating

Smackie Chan wrote: Thu Apr 29, 2021 2:57 pm head over heels?
by Dinsdale
Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Good Doctor
Replies: 21
Views: 4169

Re: The Good Doctor

Game 7 of the NBA Finals. 10 seconds left in a tie game and you are inbounding the ball. Who do you wish could take the last shot for your team? Tough call. Ray Allen Reggie Miller Damian Lillard Larry Bird Brandon Roy absolutely destroyed everyone else in the "clutch shot" stat for 5 yea...
by Dinsdale
Sun Apr 25, 2021 3:41 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Spring Practice Reports
Replies: 3
Views: 2946

Re: Spring Practice Reports

Clearly they'll lose a game in the MNC, since everybody in Eugene added a 5th star, and there's 4 awesome QBs.

Same as every spring.
by Dinsdale
Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cal
Replies: 132
Views: 18074

Re: Cal

Hit N and S Carolina in Feb and March including a month in Myrtle. Had a good time. Hit Charleston and Fort Moultrie on the way to Myrtle and Kill Devil to the Great Smokey’s on the way out. Learned a lot, met a bunch of nice people (even managed to get laid more than once), saw some cool stuff and...
by Dinsdale
Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What up Mofos??? Let’s talk about some shit.
Replies: 69
Views: 11359

Re: What up Mofos??? Let’s talk about some shit.

DC Smackmaster wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 11:04 pm Who made money on Doge? Not me.
It went up over 400% in the last week.

Sup, Master?
by Dinsdale
Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 545762

Re: Doom

Smackie Chan wrote: Sun Apr 18, 2021 4:31 am
Softball Bat wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 12:12 pmWas very sick
Quit making excuses...

Two monumentally overrated musicians churning out ----------> shit.
by Dinsdale
Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What would happen if you tried to sail a cargo ship through the Suez Canal sideways?
Replies: 16
Views: 2738

Re: What would happen if you tried to sail a cargo ship through the Suez Canal sideways?

These cargo ships are so big and stack conex boxws so high, they make pretty damn good sails. Uhm... inertia and stuff? A 500 million pound mass is just whipping all over the place. maybe more of a keel so they track better. Wow. I'll go with three places -- the Persian Gulf, the Hudson River, and ...
by Dinsdale
Sun Mar 21, 2021 8:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2021
Replies: 33
Views: 5236

Re: March Madness 2021

Jsc810 wrote: Wed Mar 17, 2021 9:21 pm
Ohio State

They lost in the first round, to the BJ Bobs.
by Dinsdale
Sun Mar 14, 2021 3:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Patrick Jackoff
Replies: 14
Views: 2645

Re: Patrick Jackoff

smackaholic wrote: Sat Mar 13, 2021 3:37 pm

And yeah, he never did quite get it done, but I don’t blame him. Never really had a whole lotta help.

Charles Oakley, John Starks, Allan Houston, Mark Jackson, Derek Harper, Latrell Sprewell, Larry Johnson, Marcus Camby... I'm sure I'm forgetting some.
by Dinsdale
Mon Mar 01, 2021 8:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jack Nicklaus
Replies: 45
Views: 7281

Re: Jack Nicklaus

What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game. ...
by Dinsdale
Fri Feb 26, 2021 7:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Transcendent Sports Figures
Replies: 93
Views: 9687

Re: Transcendent Sports Figures

Wow, jaws of life... I immediately called BS on that (and I was right). My old old buddy is a firefighter/paramedic. He's said for years that while the have jaws of life on the truck, they never come off the truck. It's an antiquated method for extraction. A cordless reciprocating saw (aka Sawzall,...
by Dinsdale
Fri Feb 26, 2021 6:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mr. Mister?
Replies: 33
Views: 4791

Re: Mr. Mister?

nKhN1t_7PEY Take these broken wings And learn to fly again Lord have mercy. Props to anyone who deciphers that super-vague reference. Broken Wings hit #1 on the Billboard chart, for a couple of weeks. During that span, I saw them in concert (they were the opener, and much better than I expected).
by Dinsdale
Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jack Nicklaus
Replies: 45
Views: 7281

Re: Jack Nicklaus

Put a dude of Asian descent behind the wheel, and you take your chances.
by Dinsdale
Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Current State of Cul de Smack
Replies: 45
Views: 5301

Re: The Current State of Cul de Smack

Diego in Seattle wrote: Tue Feb 16, 2021 7:39 pm
How much would a barcode reader for checking drivers licenses cost?
I think I paid $15 for mine, it being the super-high-tech device it is (probably cheaper in bulk). Mine isn't wireless, but does what I need just fine.
by Dinsdale
Tue Feb 23, 2021 7:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You're grounded!
Replies: 29
Views: 2998

Re: You're grounded!

Jsc810 wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:57 pm That doesn't surprise me at all, the guy really knows his stuff.
Except the part about Rolls Royce engines.
by Dinsdale
Sun Feb 14, 2021 2:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Vaccines
Replies: 39
Views: 4826

Re: Vaccines

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Feb 13, 2021 8:05 pm Notice now that Biden is president the US is taking Covid 19 seriously and is kicking its ass.
Because the CDC and terrorist-run CDC changed what "Covid 19" is... on fucking inauguration day? Ridiculously disingenuous. Oddly enough, the numbers dropped overnight.
by Dinsdale
Sun Jan 24, 2021 2:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Larry King circling?
Replies: 38
Views: 4540

Re: Larry King circling?

Dan is the guy who has threatened to buttfuck this board in the mouth for going on 20 years, idiot.