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- Sat Jan 11, 2020 7:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tennessee does the right thing
- Replies: 5
- Views: 894
- Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Big Boy Football
- Replies: 152
- Views: 25270
Re: Big Boy Football
I don't know how Russell Wilson manages to play, since he spends all his time sucking cock.
- Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:40 pm
- Forum: Tech and Games Forum
- Topic: Microsoft Office
- Replies: 16
- Views: 8570
Re: Microsoft Office
How did I miss this?
https://www.shouldiremoveit.com/Microso ... ogram.aspx
And Joyce -- show us your tits.
https://www.shouldiremoveit.com/Microso ... ogram.aspx
And Joyce -- show us your tits.
- Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:33 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: PAC 12
- Replies: 9
- Views: 3252
- Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:32 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: PAC 12
- Replies: 9
- Views: 3252
Re: PAC 12
The PAC fucked themselves when they went to 9 conference games. The other member schools did nothing to plot against or tear down USC. At present, USC's problems all stem from a lack of ethics and institutional control. That wasn't any other entities' responsibility but USC's. If you do a search for...
- Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Big Boy Football
- Replies: 152
- Views: 25270
Re: Big Boy Football
10 years ago, the saints were criminally convicted of putting out a bounty on HOF quarterback Brett Favre. Multiple false statements in one sentence -- impressive. KARMA is a dish that is best served cold. https://vikingswire.usatoday.com/2016/10/26/turns-out-the-vikings-also-had-a-bounty-program-w...
- Wed Jan 01, 2020 2:13 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Shedick V TVO
- Replies: 7
- Views: 508
Re: Shedick V TVO
On the surface, this would appear one-sided. But let us not forget the Teachings of Moorese -- Midgets have super-human strength. And retards are especially endowed with super-human strength. ERGO (Latin), let's not count Wee out of this. The eerie-yet-kinda-cute stumps could get to windmilling, and...
- Wed Jan 01, 2020 2:07 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Big Boy Football
- Replies: 152
- Views: 25270
Re: Big Boy Football
Well, that got creepy quickly.
- Thu Dec 26, 2019 2:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How did Softball’s stock advice go...
- Replies: 45
- Views: 2036
Re: How did Softball’s stock advice go...
You bring up the wars under Bush as a way to answer for the 12 trillion piled up during Obama's tenure? You can't have it both ways. Uhm... yeah, I can. What part of "change in accounting technique" did you not understand. Obama's 8 years of war went under Obama's deficit. Bush's 7 years ...
- Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How did Softball’s stock advice go...
- Replies: 45
- Views: 2036
Re: How did Softball’s stock advice go...
8 years of barry took us from 8 trillion to 20 trillion. First, I thought BHO's economic policies were wack. But in fairness -- the debts incurred during the previous 7 years of war weren't on the books, and accounting changes put them there. ERGO (Latin), an instantaneous jump in deficit. It's pre...
- Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:23 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Another reason to be anti-hummus
- Replies: 27
- Views: 1939
Re: Another reason to be anti-hummus
However many I have -- that's how many I'm eating.smackaholic wrote: ↑Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:10 am
What I do remember is the fukking things were addictive.
- Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: MNF- Twin Cities
- Replies: 17
- Views: 5519
Re: MNF- Twin Cities
The other day, a friend of mine, who is an Oregon boy, but comes from a family of Cal grads, said "Aaron Rodgers would marry himself if he could... what a douche."
I can't disagree.
I can't disagree.
- Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy holidays, T1Bers
- Replies: 71
- Views: 29084
Re: Happy holidays, T1Bers
Swaths of Portland are covered in shit and needles. Downtown sidewalks get pressure-washed every morning.Papa Willie wrote: ↑Tue Dec 24, 2019 12:46 am None of the other cities have a SHIT AND NEEDLES problem.
- Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Another reason to be anti-hummus
- Replies: 27
- Views: 1939
Re: Another reason to be anti-hummus
I discovered a new after dinner treat today. Chocolate covered coffee beans. You start off with the chocolate and then bam it tastes like coffee. Pairs pretty good with Pino Nior. I'll have to try that. Sin, ~1992 I dare you to try to eat just half a bag. Eat them all -- and be amped out of your go...
- Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dear Pikkkle--Celebrate Christmas by eating shit
- Replies: 7
- Views: 974
Re: Dear Pikkkle--Celebrate Christmas by eating shit
Yeah, it's pretty tough to get around that (<--- where the rolleyes goes if I used gay smilies).Innocent Bystander wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 4:02 am Rick is IP banned (which also means he's neither EAP nor me).
- Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Left New Year’s drinking game...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1510
- Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Merry Christmas, T1B!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 4111
Re: Merry Christmas, T1B!
Next year's Coachella lineup?Softball Bat wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 2:11 pm Do not be afraid, Mary
favor with God.
conceive in your womb
Son of the Most High
give Him the throne
He will reign over the house
- Mon Dec 23, 2019 1:02 am
- Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
- Topic: Khruangbin
- Replies: 2
- Views: 3628
Re: Khruangbin
If that's what defines "cool.," then hook me up with Screw's purse dealer.
- Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The TRUMP Meltdown!
- Replies: 68
- Views: 14006
- Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:33 pm
- Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
- Topic: 2019-2020 T1B CFB Pickem - Bowl Lines
- Replies: 10
- Views: 7019
Re: 2019-2020 T1B CFB Pickem - Bowl Lines
Game 2 UTS Game 3 SDS Game 4 LIB Game 5 SMU Game 6 ARS Game 7 BSU Game 8 UAB Game 9 MAR Game 10 HAW Game 11 LTK Game 12 PIT Game 13 TEM Game 14 WFU Game 15 OKS Game 16 USC Game 17 WSU Game 18 MEM Game 19 NDM Game 20 OKA Game 21 OSU Game 22 WKU Game 23 LOU Game 24 ILL Game 25 VIR Game 26 VTK Game 27 ...
- Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Signature Songs?
- Replies: 79
- Views: 19079
Re: Signature Songs?
I'll start... GO GEORGE WASHINGTON HOOPS!!!! Wait, is that one already taken? That was rude of me to step to Screw's gig, regardless how tiny that step may have been. So, I'll change my disinterested rooting interest to FSU. GO NOLES!!!!!!!!! And if any of you have a problem with that, I'll meet yo...
- Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Signature Songs?
- Replies: 79
- Views: 19079
Re: Signature Songs?
Pearl Jam... it's the inevitable out come.Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:45 am
I'll try to avoid any mentions of Peter Noone, Robert Johnson, Willie Dixon, or Dick Dale as well.
- Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:11 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Electric Powered Flight
- Replies: 94
- Views: 7109
Re: Electric Powered Flight
Probably not his 6.7 Cummins, but pretty much any gas engine.
- Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:09 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2459
Re: Joke
Allllrighty then.
The judges also would have accepted "smoke jumpers," or "niqqer loving whores."
- Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Signature Songs?
- Replies: 79
- Views: 19079
Re: Signature Songs?
I find your question to be less than tasteful.
- Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Signature Songs?
- Replies: 79
- Views: 19079
Re: Signature Songs?
We're going to need a ruling on this from...Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:41 am
Well, yeah. That and, of course, having a small penis.
nevermind.
- Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Signature Songs?
- Replies: 79
- Views: 19079
Re: Signature Songs?
Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:28 amHe had planned on becoming a biological researcher before realizing he could pull more tail and make a few more quid by becoming an axe man.
Or maybe the fact he had an IQ somewhere between celery and carrots had something to do with it.
- Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Signature Songs?
- Replies: 79
- Views: 19079
Re: Signature Songs?
And actually, I might have to do a 180 here... I found it quite odd when Screw came out and admitted to possessing a tiny penis. But thinking it through, maybe it was a false admission, in an effort to keep Eternally Admiring Peepees, who is clearly obsesses with the dimensions of members, from enga...
- Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2459
Re: Joke
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:14 am Did I miss something?
Why did Dins decide to go out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun on Screwey?
He carries a fucking purse, and he whines like a Canuck who got a stain on his favourite denim formal jacket.
Need I go on?
- Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The cancer of Trumpisim is pervading the US military
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3579
- Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Signature Songs?
- Replies: 79
- Views: 19079
Re: Signature Songs?
No one's arguing that My Way is Sid's sig song. Most people don't immediately think of Sid when they hear it. Nor do they usually associate it with Paul Anka; most people don't even know he wrote it. A sig song is, in most cases of popular music, applied to a performer, not the composer, although t...
- Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:09 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Electric Powered Flight
- Replies: 94
- Views: 7109
Re: Electric Powered Flight
No, but they’re probably more suited for longer electric powered flights due to the higher energy density of hydrogen over any current battery technology. How to reduce the energy potential of natural gas by 80%: Fill a hydrogen fuel cell. Sure you can bust water open to get hydrogen (which isn't d...
- Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Signature Songs?
- Replies: 79
- Views: 19079
- Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:56 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joke
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2459
Re: Joke
Wait -- a guy who goes by the name "Pitbull" has a... nickname ? So, is Pitbull his given name? If your "joke" elicited as much laughter as when you whipped out your self-described tiny penis in front of the he-shes you solicit, you'd be raking in the RACKs. As it is... you suck,...
- Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Signature Songs?
- Replies: 79
- Views: 19079
- Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:46 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Signature Songs?
- Replies: 79
- Views: 19079
Re: Signature Songs?
First, I made it through Eating African Penis's first post. Skipped the rest. Dire Straits -- Money For Nothing. For better or worse, they got involved with the douche known as Sting, which was their demise. The Police -- Probably that piece of shit known as Every Breath You Take. Should have retire...
- Sun Dec 15, 2019 7:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Michigan prison guard lesbian love triangle murder-suicide
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2625
Re: Michigan prison guard lesbian love triangle murder-suicide
At 0.36, I'd have a hard enough time running over a homeless camp in a Buick, much less blast a bullseye on a bulldyke with a Beretta.
- Sun Dec 15, 2019 7:15 pm
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: Jeaux Burreaux
- Replies: 14
- Views: 3626
Re: Jeaux Burreaux
Well, he played QB for an undefeated team, which seems like the main qualification anymore.
Of the 3 best FBS players (IMO, of course), one of them was actually at the ceremony.
My top 3 FBS players this season:
Chase Young, DE, tOSU
Evan Weaver, LB, Kal
Penei Sewell, LT, Oregon
Of the 3 best FBS players (IMO, of course), one of them was actually at the ceremony.
My top 3 FBS players this season:
Chase Young, DE, tOSU
Evan Weaver, LB, Kal
Penei Sewell, LT, Oregon
- Sat Dec 14, 2019 4:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Help me pick my therapy animal
- Replies: 28
- Views: 3793
Re: Help me pick my therapy animal
You root for MSU, but you didn't graduate from MSU -- ERGO(Latin), you in fact have a tiny penis, like your buddy Screw.
- Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:20 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Michigan prison guard lesbian love triangle murder-suicide
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2625
Re: Michigan prison guard lesbian love triangle murder-suicide
Makes it an impressive feat.