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by Dinsdale
Sat Jan 11, 2020 7:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tennessee does the right thing
Replies: 5
Views: 894

Re: Tennessee does the right thing

Mikey wrote: Sat Jan 11, 2020 2:50 pm Tennessee, Tennessee
There ain’t no place I’d rather be
Baby won’t you carry me
Back to Tennessee
Is that you, Charlie Fog?
by Dinsdale
Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Big Boy Football
Replies: 152
Views: 25270

Re: Big Boy Football

I don't know how Russell Wilson manages to play, since he spends all his time sucking cock.
by Dinsdale
Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:40 pm
Forum: Tech and Games Forum
Topic: Microsoft Office
Replies: 16
Views: 8570

Re: Microsoft Office

How did I miss this?

https://www.shouldiremoveit.com/Microso ... ogram.aspx

And Joyce -- show us your tits.
by Dinsdale
Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:33 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: PAC 12
Replies: 9
Views: 3252

Re: PAC 12

mvscal wrote: Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:33 pm
Wait. That makes Texas the national champion, right? I'm just trying to think like a stool sample here.
Don't be silly -- it makes UT the runner-up to... Kal.
by Dinsdale
Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:32 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: PAC 12
Replies: 9
Views: 3252

Re: PAC 12

The PAC fucked themselves when they went to 9 conference games. The other member schools did nothing to plot against or tear down USC. At present, USC's problems all stem from a lack of ethics and institutional control. That wasn't any other entities' responsibility but USC's. If you do a search for...
by Dinsdale
Sun Jan 05, 2020 10:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Big Boy Football
Replies: 152
Views: 25270

Re: Big Boy Football

10 years ago, the saints were criminally convicted of putting out a bounty on HOF quarterback Brett Favre. Multiple false statements in one sentence -- impressive. KARMA is a dish that is best served cold. https://vikingswire.usatoday.com/2016/10/26/turns-out-the-vikings-also-had-a-bounty-program-w...
by Dinsdale
Wed Jan 01, 2020 2:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shedick V TVO
Replies: 7
Views: 508

Re: Shedick V TVO

On the surface, this would appear one-sided. But let us not forget the Teachings of Moorese -- Midgets have super-human strength. And retards are especially endowed with super-human strength. ERGO (Latin), let's not count Wee out of this. The eerie-yet-kinda-cute stumps could get to windmilling, and...
by Dinsdale
Wed Jan 01, 2020 2:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Big Boy Football
Replies: 152
Views: 25270

Re: Big Boy Football

Well, that got creepy quickly.
by Dinsdale
Thu Dec 26, 2019 2:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How did Softball’s stock advice go...
Replies: 45
Views: 2036

Re: How did Softball’s stock advice go...

You bring up the wars under Bush as a way to answer for the 12 trillion piled up during Obama's tenure? You can't have it both ways. Uhm... yeah, I can. What part of "change in accounting technique" did you not understand. Obama's 8 years of war went under Obama's deficit. Bush's 7 years ...
by Dinsdale
Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How did Softball’s stock advice go...
Replies: 45
Views: 2036

Re: How did Softball’s stock advice go...

8 years of barry took us from 8 trillion to 20 trillion. First, I thought BHO's economic policies were wack. But in fairness -- the debts incurred during the previous 7 years of war weren't on the books, and accounting changes put them there. ERGO (Latin), an instantaneous jump in deficit. It's pre...
by Dinsdale
Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another reason to be anti-hummus
Replies: 27
Views: 1939

Re: Another reason to be anti-hummus

smackaholic wrote: Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:10 am
What I do remember is the fukking things were addictive.
However many I have -- that's how many I'm eating.
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MNF- Twin Cities
Replies: 17
Views: 5519

Re: MNF- Twin Cities

The other day, a friend of mine, who is an Oregon boy, but comes from a family of Cal grads, said "Aaron Rodgers would marry himself if he could... what a douche."

I can't disagree.
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy holidays, T1Bers
Replies: 71
Views: 29084

Re: Happy holidays, T1Bers

Papa Willie wrote: Tue Dec 24, 2019 12:46 am None of the other cities have a SHIT AND NEEDLES problem.
Swaths of Portland are covered in shit and needles. Downtown sidewalks get pressure-washed every morning.
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another reason to be anti-hummus
Replies: 27
Views: 1939

Re: Another reason to be anti-hummus

I discovered a new after dinner treat today. Chocolate covered coffee beans. You start off with the chocolate and then bam it tastes like coffee. Pairs pretty good with Pino Nior. I'll have to try that. Sin, ~1992 I dare you to try to eat just half a bag. Eat them all -- and be amped out of your go...
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 25, 2019 8:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Pikkkle--Celebrate Christmas by eating shit
Replies: 7
Views: 974

Re: Dear Pikkkle--Celebrate Christmas by eating shit

Innocent Bystander wrote: Wed Dec 25, 2019 4:02 am Rick is IP banned (which also means he's neither EAP nor me).
Yeah, it's pretty tough to get around that (<--- where the rolleyes goes if I used gay smilies).
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Left New Year’s drinking game...
Replies: 10
Views: 1510

Re: Left New Year’s drinking game...

BSmack wrote: Wed Dec 25, 2019 4:24 pm
Left Seater wrote:You guys make one and as long as it isn’t vulgar, racist or gets me fired from my officiating gig, I will flash it.
Nevermind.

~ T1B
No shit. After all these years, apparently Lefty isn't familiar with what we do here.
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 25, 2019 7:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Merry Christmas, T1B!
Replies: 18
Views: 4111

Re: Merry Christmas, T1B!

Softball Bat wrote: Wed Dec 25, 2019 2:11 pm Do not be afraid, Mary
favor with God.
conceive in your womb
Son of the Most High
give Him the throne
He will reign over the house
Next year's Coachella lineup?
by Dinsdale
Mon Dec 23, 2019 1:02 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Khruangbin
Replies: 2
Views: 3628

Re: Khruangbin

If that's what defines "cool.," then hook me up with Screw's purse dealer.
by Dinsdale
Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The TRUMP Meltdown!
Replies: 68
Views: 14006

Re: The TRUMP Meltdown!

EAP wrote: Sun Dec 22, 2019 1:50 pm
You do realize that non-citizens don't have constitutional rights or liberty, correct?
"nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws. "


You'll never guess where I found this.
by Dinsdale
Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:33 pm
Forum: CFB and CBB Pick'Em
Topic: 2019-2020 T1B CFB Pickem - Bowl Lines
Replies: 10
Views: 7019

Re: 2019-2020 T1B CFB Pickem - Bowl Lines

Game 2 UTS Game 3 SDS Game 4 LIB Game 5 SMU Game 6 ARS Game 7 BSU Game 8 UAB Game 9 MAR Game 10 HAW Game 11 LTK Game 12 PIT Game 13 TEM Game 14 WFU Game 15 OKS Game 16 USC Game 17 WSU Game 18 MEM Game 19 NDM Game 20 OKA Game 21 OSU Game 22 WKU Game 23 LOU Game 24 ILL Game 25 VIR Game 26 VTK Game 27 ...
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Songs?
Replies: 79
Views: 19079

Re: Signature Songs?

I'll start... GO GEORGE WASHINGTON HOOPS!!!! Wait, is that one already taken? That was rude of me to step to Screw's gig, regardless how tiny that step may have been. So, I'll change my disinterested rooting interest to FSU. GO NOLES!!!!!!!!! And if any of you have a problem with that, I'll meet yo...
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Songs?
Replies: 79
Views: 19079

Re: Signature Songs?

Smackie Chan wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:45 am
I'll try to avoid any mentions of Peter Noone, Robert Johnson, Willie Dixon, or Dick Dale as well.
Pearl Jam... it's the inevitable out come.
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Electric Powered Flight
Replies: 94
Views: 7109

Re: Electric Powered Flight

Papa Willie wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:50 am
Dinsdale wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:09 am My buddy has a battery that's about 3" x 4" x3" (I know, SM -- fantasy numbers) that can start a car after sitting untouched on a shelf for months.
Start an internal combustion engine? What kind of car?
Probably not his 6.7 Cummins, but pretty much any gas engine.
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 16
Views: 2459

Re: Joke

Innocent Bystander wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:42 am coal burners
Allllrighty then.

The judges also would have accepted "smoke jumpers," or "niqqer loving whores."
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Songs?
Replies: 79
Views: 19079

Re: Signature Songs?

Innocent Bystander wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:55 am
What really happened with Barflie?
I find your question to be less than tasteful.
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Songs?
Replies: 79
Views: 19079

Re: Signature Songs?

Smackie Chan wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:41 am
Well, yeah. That and, of course, having a small penis.
We're going to need a ruling on this from...

nevermind.
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Songs?
Replies: 79
Views: 19079

Re: Signature Songs?

Smackie Chan wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:28 amHe had planned on becoming a biological researcher before realizing he could pull more tail and make a few more quid by becoming an axe man.

Or maybe the fact he had an IQ somewhere between celery and carrots had something to do with it.
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Songs?
Replies: 79
Views: 19079

Re: Signature Songs?

And actually, I might have to do a 180 here... I found it quite odd when Screw came out and admitted to possessing a tiny penis. But thinking it through, maybe it was a false admission, in an effort to keep Eternally Admiring Peepees, who is clearly obsesses with the dimensions of members, from enga...
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 16
Views: 2459

Re: Joke

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:14 am Did I miss something?

Why did Dins decide to go out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun on Screwey?

He carries a fucking purse, and he whines like a Canuck who got a stain on his favourite denim formal jacket.

Need I go on?
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The cancer of Trumpisim is pervading the US military
Replies: 20
Views: 3579

Re: The cancer of Trumpisim is pervading the US military

schmick wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:27 am
Uhuru
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Songs?
Replies: 79
Views: 19079

Re: Signature Songs?

No one's arguing that My Way is Sid's sig song. Most people don't immediately think of Sid when they hear it. Nor do they usually associate it with Paul Anka; most people don't even know he wrote it. A sig song is, in most cases of popular music, applied to a performer, not the composer, although t...
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 18, 2019 4:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Electric Powered Flight
Replies: 94
Views: 7109

Re: Electric Powered Flight

No, but they’re probably more suited for longer electric powered flights due to the higher energy density of hydrogen over any current battery technology. How to reduce the energy potential of natural gas by 80%: Fill a hydrogen fuel cell. Sure you can bust water open to get hydrogen (which isn't d...
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Songs?
Replies: 79
Views: 19079

Re: Signature Songs?

EAP wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:56 am I like the cut of your jib.
Is that a subtle "gay" reference?

I'm not sure.

Screwey, help a pal out here?
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joke
Replies: 16
Views: 2459

Re: Joke

Wait -- a guy who goes by the name "Pitbull" has a... nickname ? So, is Pitbull his given name? If your "joke" elicited as much laughter as when you whipped out your self-described tiny penis in front of the he-shes you solicit, you'd be raking in the RACKs. As it is... you suck,...
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Songs?
Replies: 79
Views: 19079

Re: Signature Songs?

BSmack wrote: Tue Dec 17, 2019 11:40 pm Dire Straits - Skateaway
If you asked 100 non-Dire Straights fans to name a DS tune, exactly zero would name Skateaway.

It's my favorite tune of theirs (probably by a wide margin), but your answer -----> sucks.
by Dinsdale
Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Songs?
Replies: 79
Views: 19079

Re: Signature Songs?

First, I made it through Eating African Penis's first post. Skipped the rest. Dire Straits -- Money For Nothing. For better or worse, they got involved with the douche known as Sting, which was their demise. The Police -- Probably that piece of shit known as Every Breath You Take. Should have retire...
by Dinsdale
Sun Dec 15, 2019 7:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Michigan prison guard lesbian love triangle murder-suicide
Replies: 21
Views: 2625

Re: Michigan prison guard lesbian love triangle murder-suicide

At 0.36, I'd have a hard enough time running over a homeless camp in a Buick, much less blast a bullseye on a bulldyke with a Beretta.
by Dinsdale
Sun Dec 15, 2019 7:15 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Jeaux Burreaux
Replies: 14
Views: 3626

Re: Jeaux Burreaux

Well, he played QB for an undefeated team, which seems like the main qualification anymore.

Of the 3 best FBS players (IMO, of course), one of them was actually at the ceremony.

My top 3 FBS players this season:

Chase Young, DE, tOSU

Evan Weaver, LB, Kal

Penei Sewell, LT, Oregon
by Dinsdale
Sat Dec 14, 2019 4:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Help me pick my therapy animal
Replies: 28
Views: 3793

Re: Help me pick my therapy animal

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:41 pm my massive schlong.
You root for MSU, but you didn't graduate from MSU -- ERGO(Latin), you in fact have a tiny penis, like your buddy Screw.