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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:43 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK 17
Replies: 17
Views: 762

Re: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK 17

CLE -2.5
MIN -1
BAL +2
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Tue Dec 24, 2019 6:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Merry Christmas, T1B!
Replies: 18
Views: 462

Merry Christmas, T1B!

Now, go spend Christmas Eve with the ones you love.

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* Within the boundaries of the law and morality, of course...
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Tue Dec 24, 2019 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MNF- Twin Cities
Replies: 17
Views: 530

Re: MNF- Twin Cities

Softball Bat wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2019 1:21 am
- EAP
Envious of Atomic Punk

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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Beast !
Replies: 35
Views: 762

Re: The Beast !

EAP wrote:
Mon Dec 23, 2019 11:02 pm
Give me a fuckin break.
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If global warming is the threat all Democrats claim...
Replies: 19
Views: 489

Re: If global warming is the threat all Democrats claim...

Papa Willie wrote:
Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:28 pm
Go back home, Canuck. :shock:
I can't. They changed the locks.

:(
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If global warming is the threat all Democrats claim...
Replies: 19
Views: 489

Re: If global warming is the threat all Democrats claim...

You're going to start enforcing import bans and tariffs on the country that manufactures everything you used to...and inflate your economy...while trying to keep wages down...

I can't believe you are even able to function on a purely biological level.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Beast !
Replies: 35
Views: 762

Re: The Beast !

Smackie Chan wrote:
Mon Dec 23, 2019 8:48 pm
Personal foul..Unexceptable posting ability. 10-year penalty. No loss of Down's Syndrome. Timeout
He's still in field goal range...the winds are swirling outside the tunnel, though...

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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mon Dec 23, 2019 7:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Beast !
Replies: 35
Views: 762

Re: The Beast !

The State wrote:
Mon Dec 23, 2019 7:23 pm
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Mon Dec 23, 2019 7:12 pm
It's only illegal if you get caught... :wink:



חנוכה שמח שלומרט בן ישראל
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mon Dec 23, 2019 7:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Beast !
Replies: 35
Views: 762

Re: The Beast !

It's only illegal if you get caught... :wink:
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 22, 2019 7:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The TRUMP Meltdown!
Replies: 68
Views: 1329

Re: The TRUMP Meltdown!

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Oh Lord...with all your infinite mercy....please...put an end to this... :(
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 22, 2019 7:03 pm
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Khruangbin
Replies: 2
Views: 420

Khruangbin

Only cool people will enjoy this:



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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 22, 2019 4:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy holidays, T1Bers
Replies: 83
Views: 1374

Re: Happy holidays, T1Bers

~~~ j o k e _ a l e r t ~~~

Q: What do lesbians order on their second date?

A: A moving van.



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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 22, 2019 1:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The new sanctuary cities...
Replies: 74
Views: 1097

Re: The new sanctuary cities...

EAP wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 1:41 pm
So when they get pulled over, they want to resist disrespect and assault.
Resistance to authority is one aspect of a healthy, "free" society.
It's a shame a communist has to explain that to a "liberty loving Reagan conservative".

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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 22, 2019 1:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The new sanctuary cities...
Replies: 74
Views: 1097

Re: The new sanctuary cities...

Other than shit-libs, do you know who else would like to "grab your guns"?

Law enforcement agencies (anecdotal evidence aside).
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 22, 2019 1:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 17%
Replies: 35
Views: 754

Re: 17%

In the current system, they go to the hospital, get very expensive service and thumb their nose to bill collector. I would make wage garnishment part of this. You honestly believe this is how it works, don't you. He hit a single, got on first and is completely content to stay there for the rest of ...
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 17%
Replies: 35
Views: 754

Re: 17%

Kierland wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:18 pm
Thanks a lot 88nazis.
You really are a fucking yellow POS.
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The TRUMP Meltdown!
Replies: 68
Views: 1329

Re: The TRUMP Meltdown!

EAP wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:50 am

You do realize that non-citizens don't have constitutional rights or liberty, correct?
Ummm....no.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:51 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK 16
Replies: 21
Views: 881

Re: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK 16

I think 'Spray just jizzed... :o
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy holidays, T1Bers
Replies: 83
Views: 1374

Re: Happy holidays, T1Bers

EAP wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:29 am
On this board we say "Merry Christmas". You gutter rats.

~cough~



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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy holidays, T1Bers
Replies: 83
Views: 1374

Re: Happy holidays, T1Bers

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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 17%
Replies: 35
Views: 754

Re: 17%

Kierland wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:02 am
Derron wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 1:46 am

This is called socialized medicine. Tell me you knew.
It’s not socialized medicine you stupid echo chamber tard. The money everyone pays goes to for profit insurance companies. Idiot.
Ironically, his whole family has benefited from the largesse of "socialized medicine"...

LITERALLY.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy holidays, T1Bers
Replies: 83
Views: 1374

Re: Happy holidays, T1Bers

Kierland wrote:
Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:56 pm
Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Sat Dec 21, 2019 6:34 pm
Merry TDS---

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What does that mean?
It's a "lesbian thing"...you wouldn't understand.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 22, 2019 1:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Perspectives on Impeachment
Replies: 71
Views: 1117

Re: Perspectives on Impeachment

EAP wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 1:50 am
Kierland is too stupid to understand the reality you just shared.
Facts don't matter to this dwarf.
He's fucked in the head.
Do you have a rent control agreement...you know...for his residency in your dome?
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:56 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK 16
Replies: 21
Views: 881

Re: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK 16

DAL -1
Ariz +9.5
KC -4
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 17%
Replies: 35
Views: 754

Re: 17%

88 wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:04 am
Anyone else seeing increases like this too?
No.

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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sat Dec 21, 2019 10:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Songs?
Replies: 86
Views: 1597

Re: Signature Songs?

Scientist - Super Nova Explosion




Selassie I and I


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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Perspectives on Impeachment
Replies: 71
Views: 1117

Re: Perspectives on Impeachment

Truman wrote:
Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:00 pm

If not Him then who? The socialist clown show currently on stage for public considration? Uncle Kim can't nuke your stupid ass fast enough. Put up or shut up, slant.
If only you had a true socialist option...


You came close with FDR. Sooooooo close...
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sat Dec 21, 2019 8:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The new sanctuary cities...
Replies: 74
Views: 1097

Re: The new sanctuary cities...

However cops could pull someone over for speeding and then see a semi auto gun and choose not to issue a ticket. That is possibly the stupidest think you've ever said. A cop is going to size up a stop, notice the gleam of some chrome...and then somehow take a more relaxed disposition ? How many pai...
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sat Dec 21, 2019 8:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Perspectives on Impeachment
Replies: 71
Views: 1117

Re: Perspectives on Impeachment

smackaholic wrote:
Sat Dec 21, 2019 11:48 am

The rest never did a fukking thing in their lives away from Government. Not saying they couldn't have, but they didn't.

Idiots.
By your logic, if Romney would have won, you'd be eternally splooging....
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sat Dec 21, 2019 8:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Bad Old Days
Replies: 8
Views: 268

Re: The Bad Old Days

Think of the humane and generous treatment captured U.S. soldiers received in N. Korea and North Vietnam.
You were given clear and scientific examples of the greatness of a socialist society. Yet paradoxically, you've rejected it.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sat Dec 21, 2019 8:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Bad Old Days
Replies: 8
Views: 268

The Bad Old Days

1950's England might as well have been Hoxa's Albania for the ramshackle state it was in. One would have felt like they were walking into a Soviet Block state run hospital just having to deal with the NHS...and I would rather take my chances with the Commie hospitals...
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Sat Dec 21, 2019 5:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy holidays, T1Bers
Replies: 83
Views: 1374

Re: Happy holidays, T1Bers

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Sat Dec 21, 2019 3:35 pm
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Songs?
Replies: 86
Views: 1597

Re: Signature Songs?

LL Cool J = Mama Said Knock You Out

Salt-N-Pepa = Push It

ODB = Snakes
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is the only time in my life that CNN made me happy.
Replies: 16
Views: 465

Re: This is the only time in my life that CNN made me happy.

EAP wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:36 am
...you've got the 14' yule log that I crave...


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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Perspectives on Impeachment
Replies: 71
Views: 1117

Re: Perspectives on Impeachment

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:28 pm
Wolfman wrote:
Thu Dec 19, 2019 8:41 pm
He, his family, and his ****ing henchmen are profiting from his office
Wow. That has never happened before. Such insight.
I'm amazed you were ever entrusted with teaching America's youts.
It was the greatest generation.
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Goober Balls
Replies: 93
Views: 1835

Re: Goober Balls

Plato wrote:
Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:05 pm
Goober McTuber's work internet was taken away from him because his boss busted him viewing gay porn. That is very funny.
I call bullshit on that.

How can you get reprimanded for gay shit when your job is "towel boy" at a homo massage parlour?

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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 19, 2019 8:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Impeachment begins
Replies: 864
Views: 9218

Re: Impeachment begins

Kierland wrote:
Thu Dec 19, 2019 8:35 pm
You have never read a history book have you?
ftfy
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 19, 2019 8:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I took Spray's advice
Replies: 22
Views: 527

Re: I took Spray's advice

:x
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 19, 2019 8:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I took Spray's advice
Replies: 22
Views: 527

Re: I took Spray's advice

I put the reinqueer and Slap on ignore...


...and nothing of value was lost.


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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Thu Dec 19, 2019 8:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is the only time in my life that CNN made me happy.
Replies: 16
Views: 465

Re: This is the only time in my life that CNN made me happy.

EAP wrote:
Thu Dec 19, 2019 7:52 pm
The only way to get pickle breath, is to suck on a hard kosher dill.
Are you coming on to me?

Marty don't swing that way.


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