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by Doug near DC
Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Breaking News: Trump Embraces Socialism with Farm Bailout
Replies: 41
Views: 2168

Re: Breaking News: Trump Embraces Socialism with Farm Bailou

My 401K is looking pretty swoot. That's all I care about.
by Doug near DC
Sun Mar 04, 2018 12:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 2260
Views: 797778

Re: Radio -

Will there be music tonight?
by Doug near DC
Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 33
Views: 4993

Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

nostra wrote:Molls wants my cock and balls, faggot
Mix in a couple of popsicle sticks and some duct tape and you will be golden.
by Doug near DC
Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 33
Views: 4993

Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

nostra wrote:
molly wrote:What's up Mack Daddy?

Hi hoor. You were talking to me, right?
She said Mack Daddy. Not Sad Sack Daddy.
by Doug near DC
Sun Apr 09, 2017 11:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 33
Views: 4993

Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

molly wrote:What's up Mack Daddy?
I have a sudden urge to go motorboatin'
by Doug near DC
Sun Apr 09, 2017 11:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 33
Views: 4993

Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Doug near DC wrote:I used to live in MD, but moved to Michigan.
Woodhaven? My condolences.
None needed. We really like our neighborhood.
by Doug near DC
Tue Apr 04, 2017 5:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This may help my ratings
Replies: 14
Views: 1417

Re: This may help my ratings

Sounds fishy to me.
by Doug near DC
Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 33
Views: 4993

Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

Smackie Chan wrote:
Doug near DC wrote:I'd like to know when your radio show is on.
Friday nights beginning at 9:00 Eastern. Hope to see you in there.
I can't make this Friday. But I will next week.
by Doug near DC
Tue Apr 04, 2017 11:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 33
Views: 4993

Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

Smackie Chan wrote::shock:
I know, right.

I'd like to know when your radio show is on. I enjoyed wolfmans show Saturday night.
by Doug near DC
Tue Apr 04, 2017 11:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 33
Views: 4993

Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

nostra wrote:
Doug near DC wrote:I wasn't sure if my nic and password still worked.
Fatsak said you were dead. He said you took a kickball to the throat. I celebrated then, but now I'm really sad.
I recovered from that. I have since damn near ruined my shoulder playing wallyball.
by Doug near DC
Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 33
Views: 4993

Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

War Wagon wrote:As the saying goes, any traffic is good traffic.

But no, I didn't miss you either. Who might you be, again?

Say hello to Screw or SC if you bump into them.
I've always been the same guy. I used to live in MD, but moved to Michigan. I don't know any posters up here.
by Doug near DC
Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 33
Views: 4993

Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

Roach wrote:Hello Doug....

Welcome back.

:waz:
Thank you
by Doug near DC
Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 33
Views: 4993

Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

:grin:
Papa Willie wrote:Upper Decker time!
I guess some things are unforgettable.
by Doug near DC
Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 33
Views: 4993

Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

smackaholic wrote:No.
Thanks. I haven't missed you either.
by Doug near DC
Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 33
Views: 4993

Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

Wolfman wrote:How often do you need to report to your parole officer?
I've never bothered to go see him. He makes me do strange things like pee in a cup.
by Doug near DC
Thu Mar 30, 2017 8:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 33
Views: 4993

It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

I wasn't sure if my nic and password still worked.
by Doug near DC
Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The absurdity of buying tires
Replies: 19
Views: 1953

Re: The absurdity of buying tires

Check tirerack.com or discounttire.com

You will have to have them mounted and balenced, but the savings are worth it.

Yer welcome
by Doug near DC
Sun May 09, 2010 5:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pot odds...
Replies: 4
Views: 754

Re: Pot odds...

I look at how much I have invested, and how much I can win, and where I will be if I don't win. I agree with Harrington, once your chips are in the pot, they are not yours anymore.
by Doug near DC
Thu May 06, 2010 8:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bump Poker Thread
Replies: 7
Views: 988

Re: Bump Poker Thread

I got tremendously luck last week with what I call a "perfect storm" I had made it to the final table, but I was short stack at the table with 5500 chips. I knew I needed to make a move, and I was waiting for the right situation. I am dealt KK from the big blind. Blinds are 1000 - 2000 at ...
by Doug near DC
Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Caption Contest
Replies: 13
Views: 2000

Re: Caption Contest

I have to ask this question.....

Is the girl on top holding a cucumber in her right hand?
by Doug near DC
Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) She should have taken the camel... (!)
Replies: 17
Views: 2115

Re: (!) She should have taken the camel... (!)

I didn't know go carts came with an automatic choke.
by Doug near DC
Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Earthquake Party!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 1205

Re: Earthquake Party!!!

Cali didn't break off and float out to sea?

DAMMIT! :evil:
by Doug near DC
Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CBS News Poll - Grade Obama
Replies: 125
Views: 10351

Re: CBS News Poll - Grade Obama

That about sums it up.

The only thing is....... I don't see anyone better on the horizon in 3 years.
by Doug near DC
Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TIB March Madeness Pick 'Em Game Winner - Capt Caveman
Replies: 24
Views: 3700

Re: The One Board March Madeness Tourney Pick 'Em Game

I just made a nice three pointer into the trashcan with mine.


Freakin Georgetown........... :x
by Doug near DC
Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Serial Killer Photos
Replies: 15
Views: 2846

Re: Serial Killer Photos

Did he waste the chick from The Dating Game? I thought she was kind of cute.
by Doug near DC
Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You can't make payment ?? Then suck this...
Replies: 14
Views: 1860

Re: You can't make payment ?? Then suck this...

All that so they could keep a minivan?

:meds:
by Doug near DC
Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice Drag Race Crash
Replies: 23
Views: 1010

Re: Nice Drag Race Crash

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel........
by Doug near DC
Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My list of cool peeps I would have a beer with.
Replies: 71
Views: 4751

Re: My list of cool peeps I would have a beer with.

El Taco made this list?

That dude is clearly a fagmo.
by Doug near DC
Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Toyota recall
Replies: 100
Views: 4550

Re: Toyota recall

I had a return spring break on a Mack Super Liner Dump truck while I was in light to ligh traffic. Fuel pedal laying on the floor, motor wide open. I got my foot under the pedal and limped it back to the yard working the pedal from the botton side. I drove the same truck about 40 miles loaded with a...
by Doug near DC
Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Toyota recall
Replies: 100
Views: 4550

Re: Toyota recall

I wish Kyle Busch's Toyota woiuld get recalled.
by Doug near DC
Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: rack the hell outta this old gal....
Replies: 7
Views: 797

Re: rack the hell outta this old gal....

I can't see granny gearing a 427 4 speed. Plus, it didn't look like it had a performance package in it, judging from the video. Some of those old Comets are rare. I knew a guy who has a '65 convertable. He says there were only 400 made. I must admit, I thought of my mother watching the video. She ju...
by Doug near DC
Sat Feb 20, 2010 6:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: rack the hell outta this old gal....
Replies: 7
Views: 797

Re: rack the hell outta this old gal....

She has my '77 Chevy pickup with 350,000 miles beat. But I bet mine runs faster. :D i dunno doug. she got the caliente option. says she's had it to a buck twenty. what you runnin' in that old cheby? Well to start it has an Edelbrock Performer 350 (350 with Edelbrock Performer cam, lifters, intake a...
by Doug near DC
Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: rack the hell outta this old gal....
Replies: 7
Views: 797

Re: rack the hell outta this old gal....

She has my '77 Chevy pickup with 350,000 miles beat.

But I bet mine runs faster. :D
by Doug near DC
Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:08 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Daytona 500 race day
Replies: 22
Views: 1843

Re: Daytona 500 race day

A part of me has always liked Harvick. That is one of the reasons I have several of his cars.

Here is his 2001 Rookie of the Year car.

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by Doug near DC
Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:39 am
Forum: Motorsports
Topic: Daytona 500 race day
Replies: 22
Views: 1843

Re: Daytona 500 race day

I'm a Jr and Harvick fan. I had written off Jr myself and was pulling for Harvick. Harvick made an aggressive move to get in front of Biffle on the low side after the last restart. But a group of cars led by Clint Boyer made a move on the high side, as Jr made a move in the middle. Harvick got passe...