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by Ace
Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
Replies: 124
Views: 8523

I know you're gonna try, doughboy. That crew of your is in for a rude fucking awakening. They'll get to watch as I fight you with everything I've got. My mission is to kill you as fully as possible. I don't usually do stuff like that, so I'm going to bring it every way I can. I'm not gonna bother b...
by Ace
Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
Replies: 124
Views: 8523

All of Douchebag's talk about "pounding ass" and doing this or that to the male genitalia makes one question his homoness.
by Ace
Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:34 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: THE CREW
Replies: 58
Views: 5915

After seeing "the crew", I'm certain there is one guaranteed way to protect yourself from them: Just rub yourself down with some vagina. It will be like garlic to a vampire. No way will those fags come near you
by Ace
Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: fucking RESPECT
Replies: 44
Views: 3930

MuchoBulls wrote:It's a bit hard to respect a guy who wears a pink shirt and smiles about it.
The $3 sea shell necklace he bought from Wings in Myrtle Beach doesnt help much either
by Ace
Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: R.I.P. - Kurt Vonnegut
Replies: 20
Views: 829

Loved the cameo on Back to School.
by Ace
Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Good News...
Replies: 34
Views: 2569

Great news!! Hope all continues to go well
by Ace
Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Would you?
Replies: 34
Views: 1924

Couldnt they just have built a casino and spared the rest of us of this eyesore?
by Ace
Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The US of Fuckin A in 10 Minutes
Replies: 25
Views: 1983

Montana with 3:44 remaining
by Ace
Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Irony Meter just broke
Replies: 6
Views: 395

Irony is perhaps most misused word. Real irony wouldve had the story saying that Sharpton's ancestors owned Thurmonds ancestors
by Ace
Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The global warming trend is self-evident
Replies: 62
Views: 1708

You forget, the global warming honks claim that it also causes unusually harsh weather patterns even in the winter so that they can claim that they're always right. Thats the great thing about global warming: it can be whatever you want it to be. Too cold, too hot, too many storms, not enough storm...
by Ace
Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!)Oh to be a military investigator....(!)
Replies: 22
Views: 2335

Re: (!)Oh to be a military investigator....(!)

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/12/manhart_narrowweb__300x433,0.jpg US Air Force staff sergeant who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been relieved of her duties while the military investigates , officials said. In February's issue, which hits newsstands this week, Michelle Manhart is phot...
by Ace
Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: American Idol = Worst TV Show Ever
Replies: 51
Views: 3408

smackaholic wrote: And how 'bout that little half indian chick and her 'bro? Yeah, she had a five head, maybe even a sixhead, but, what a sweet little bod on her.
Yep, smokin' bod. Sadly, her people dont age gracefully in the face. She's already peaked
by Ace
Sun Dec 31, 2006 6:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jay Mohr reportedly marries Nikki Cox
Replies: 13
Views: 1682

Smackie Chan wrote:Now she's Nikki Mohr-Cox?
:lol:
by Ace
Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why would Bush even acknowledge Kwanzaa?
Replies: 108
Views: 6911

but I disassociate myself from the vile causes they fought for.. States' rights? The South had plenty of opps to leave the union if it were about states rights: the railroad expansion, the banks, education, ect.... However, they didnt leave until an abolistionist prez was elected. To conclude that ...
by Ace
Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's Play "Guess The Demographics"
Replies: 78
Views: 3078

I wasn't making excuses for them, I was proffering an explanation. Your explanation takes the form of an excuse which minimizes or completely ignores the real problem. If you think whites and blacks commit crimes at the same rate, but whites just get away with more of them, you are a fucking idiot....
by Ace
Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lookng for a job?
Replies: 22
Views: 799

I got you both beat. My 8-year-old has, in addition to ADHD, Oppositional Defiant Disorder and Intermittent Explosive Disorder. I get maybe 5 hours of sleep a night -- on a good night. No surprise there. That's what you get for not beating the snot nosed brat. You have no balls, failed to establish...
by Ace
Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bush: "Significant Announcement"
Replies: 8
Views: 721

I'm guessing that it will be that Rummy has decided to "spend more time with his family"
by Ace
Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another day, another hypocrite gets outed
Replies: 70
Views: 3830

Who was the top?
by Ace
Wed Nov 01, 2006 3:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wonder if Hell has a Whites Only section?
Replies: 19
Views: 770

You may not like the guy, but damn if he didnt call it when he said that if the negro majority would ever rule, chaos and despair will take over.
by Ace
Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Red Auerbach- Dead
Replies: 13
Views: 1154

I thought he was dead already.

RIP, Red
by Ace
Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: went to my 10 yr HS reunion on Saturday
Replies: 117
Views: 6852

Only one kneegroe in the pics. Sounds like a great school
by Ace
Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: XM Radio
Replies: 31
Views: 1184

I have XM and love it. I enjoy the MLB stuff on there as well as the different music that is played on there that one would never hear on the radio.
by Ace
Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How to win an election in Wisconsin
Replies: 11
Views: 366

Her grandkids must be proud
by Ace
Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's a small world
Replies: 48
Views: 1699

Best thing to do is lie. No need to have to relive old mistakes. If the wife was a lying cunt, then he'll believe you.
by Ace
Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:00 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: T1B NFL Stock Market
Replies: 46
Views: 1835

Sounds fun. In.
by Ace
Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "Muslim Fun Day"?
Replies: 7
Views: 320

How much fun could there be with no "Lob Off the Melon of an Infidel" game?
by Ace
Wed Aug 02, 2006 3:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Castro Death Date thread
Replies: 12
Views: 363

August 11th
by Ace
Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 9/11 phone call (disturbing)
Replies: 6
Views: 971

9/11 phone call (disturbing)

Not for the faint of heart, especially the end :cry:

http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/200 ... de-center/
by Ace
Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Trolling Masterpiece
Replies: 34
Views: 1144

I lost it when I read his WU form:

Image

:lol:
by Ace
Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How's the weather where you are?
Replies: 58
Views: 2116

97 today, hazy and humid. Typical summer day on Tobacco Road
by Ace
Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "But it’s just something I do. It works for me."
Replies: 9
Views: 354

Celebrate diversity
by Ace
Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who's Your Team?
Replies: 148
Views: 6716

MLB: Mets
NFL: Giants
NBA: Knicks
NCAA: Rocky Top, baby!
by Ace
Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bike Guys... Harley's new motor.
Replies: 67
Views: 1617

Great posts, Van.
by Ace
Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bike Guys... Harley's new motor.
Replies: 67
Views: 1617

I wonder if they fixed the bearings problem or will they advertise that as a "positive feature"?
by Ace
Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Our world: Boy to enter kindergarten as a girl
Replies: 7
Views: 1144

Our world: Boy to enter kindergarten as a girl

http://www.wtop.com/?nid=456&sid=845811 FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla., Jul 10, 2006 (UPI via COMTEX) -- A 5-year-old boy who has been diagnosed with gender dysphoria will enter the school system in a Florida county as a girl. The boy's parents, medical experts and school officials in Broward County, Fl...
by Ace
Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ladies and Gentlemen: the next President will be
Replies: 141
Views: 5194

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by Ace
Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Man sues Jordan for $416 Million
Replies: 14
Views: 1212

I guess its hard to parlay that into scoring with hot chicks when you show up in a 1999 Chevy Lumina
by Ace
Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Man v. polar bear (graphic)
Replies: 5
Views: 504

Man v. polar bear (graphic)

Round one goes to man. Barely

Web Page Name
by Ace
Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We laid my dad to rest finally
Replies: 15
Views: 506

RACK your dad. We need more people like him in this country
by Ace
Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Van, SS. How 'bout some bike advice?
Replies: 60
Views: 2583

The 1800 is just too damn heavy. I had an '03 1800 and ended up selling it and getting the 1300. The 1300 is a far more balanced biker IMO. I just wish they had the FI and a gas gauge on it. Maybe Yamaha will force their hand to make some changes in '08