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by Ace
Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rank em
Replies: 21
Views: 2380

4-1-3-2
by Ace
Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:28 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Lidge to Philly
Replies: 11
Views: 403

Maybe so. I wonder if this means that they wont make a hard push for Rivera? I dont think he'll leave the Skanks for equal money and years, but if the Phils made a blow away offer, he may just leave. He's still bitter about not getting an extension in spring training plus he's not happy with the dir...
by Ace
Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:17 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Lidge to Philly
Replies: 11
Views: 403

Of all the places for Lidge to revive his career and regain his confidence, that ballpark in Philly is perhaps the worst one of all. Bad trade for the Phils, especially since they gave up Bourn.
by Ace
Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tancredo, you're a fucking idiot
Replies: 45
Views: 1568

Well, of all the possible designs to use, why do they have to go with the one that is a prominent Muzzie symbol?
by Ace
Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fire Again...
Replies: 220
Views: 11865

I'm waiting for the first tard to blame this on global warming and completely disregarding the fact that these fires should be burning because they are part of the lifecycle. In fact, if it werent for fire retardation programs, they would (and should) be happening more frequently
by Ace
Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Religion and Dildoes
Replies: 24
Views: 613

Monkeytown never fails to entertain
by Ace
Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cast your hypothetical vote, for president, today:
Replies: 121
Views: 2849

Re: Cast your hypothetical vote, for president, today:

Here's where my vote would go: Giuliani v. Clinton: Giuliani Romney v. Clinton: Clinton Thompson v. Clinton: Tossup (worst-case scenario), leaning toward Thompson, currently Giuliani v. Obama: Giuliani Romney v. Obama: Obama Thompson v. Obama: Obama Good to see ideology and political ideals dont gu...
by Ace
Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jena 6 Case
Replies: 20
Views: 1209

Police investigating videotaped attack on Ocean View teen By MATTHEW ROY, The Virginian-Pilot © Sept. 25, 2007 In the video, the 13-year-old boy struggled to stay on his feet as several youths punched and pushed him from all sides. When he finally went down, the blows didn’t cease; he tried to prot...
by Ace
Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What would you do...
Replies: 10
Views: 701

Historic? I think "eyesore" would be more appropriate.
by Ace
Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: looks like big bad U&L wilderness not so tough afterall.
Replies: 14
Views: 291

BSmack wrote:
Mikey wrote:Unfortunately for Steve Fossett the Nevada desert tends to be not auite so forgiving in the summer.
Didn't file a flight plan and appears to have not installed a homing beacon.

'bode Darwin.
He's an attention whore, so this whole thing may be a big PR stunt. That, or he's dead.
by Ace
Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rank
Replies: 10
Views: 507

2-4-3-1-5
by Ace
Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CEN-CAL coastal visit
Replies: 37
Views: 2210

Nice pics, AP
by Ace
Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Police say man threw his ill wife from balcony
Replies: 13
Views: 513

The marketplace works its magic once again
by Ace
Sun Aug 12, 2007 2:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cigars
Replies: 16
Views: 2347

Cant go wrong with Montecristo, even the No.1.
by Ace
Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why is it always about race?
Replies: 62
Views: 4766

Risa wrote: The tradition and cultural argument has to be heard, mvscal.
I dont post very often, but I couldnt resist helping pointing out the idiocy of Risa's statement. Wow. Just....wow.
by Ace
Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hello
Replies: 19
Views: 878

Hey guy, blondeinabenz is a washed up, 50+ whore with saggies. Dont buy into her bullshit
by Ace
Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:46 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Barry Bonds...
Replies: 41
Views: 3797

And the only person to greet him at home plate was the batboy, who happens to be his son. By comparison, the whole team greeted ARod. Fuck Bonds
by Ace
Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best sports town in North America is......
Replies: 58
Views: 4542

St Louis should make the top 10 on the Cards alone
by Ace
Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: height/weight
Replies: 104
Views: 5038

Me- 6'3", 230

Slim- 5'8", 115 and dropping
by Ace
Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey you shitbag lawyers, should Nifong get disbarred?
Replies: 61
Views: 3557

I think the coach quit but I'm not sure. He was given the option to resign or be fired. He resigned, and I imagine that there was some incentive to do so. Also, he has already settled his lawsuit against the school. He received an undisclosed amount of $$$, but no apology. He now has a book out (go...
by Ace
Tue Jun 12, 2007 3:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Early Morning Ride Thru Rural Bama
Replies: 45
Views: 3141

Great pics, Sam. I love old houses in small Southern towns.
by Ace
Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: All hail!
Replies: 20
Views: 711

Re: All hail!

peter dragon wrote: Image
3-1-4-2-5
by Ace
Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: everything is FUCKED
Replies: 49
Views: 3601

The lack of leadership is getting the crew killed. Time for a change. Perhaps someone who is not fat, a drunk, and enjoys the occasional tube steak would be the ideal candidate
by Ace
Fri May 11, 2007 7:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Buzzards, Huh? I Ain't Changin' My Plans!
Replies: 10
Views: 328

OCmike wrote:The proposed body farm is about 10 miles from Casa de OC.
Upwind I hope
by Ace
Wed May 09, 2007 12:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WARNING TO DOUCHEBAG
Replies: 72
Views: 4631

The number of days before DBag joins his homo friends Steiner and Slim:

Over/Under= 7
by Ace
Mon May 07, 2007 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm RISKING my own life
Replies: 10
Views: 905

Douchebag wrote:I'd also like to take this m oment to say this week's SHIT LIST RANKINGS have been CANCELED

i can't think straight right now with all the shit that's goin down.
Ahh yes, cracking under pressure, another fine leadership quality. Pussy
by Ace
Mon May 07, 2007 5:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm RISKING my own life
Replies: 10
Views: 905

Douchebag wrote:Listen Rollins...

who's running the show here?

Everybody named Douchebag raise your hand

~raises hand~
Yeah, and so far you got one member dead, one stuck in the burgh, one lost, and another licking your balls. They say a team's results are a reflection of leadership. Nice work, fuckhole.
by Ace
Sun May 06, 2007 2:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Greetings from da 'Burgh
Replies: 76
Views: 4930

Rollins wrote:Well, all things have COMPLETELY gone to shit, boss.
Well, it all starts at the top as they say. Douchebag has proven once again to be an inept, beer bellied faggot. Sad, because I wouldve loved to have seen PSU slice these homos up.
by Ace
Sat May 05, 2007 3:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Greetings from da 'Burgh
Replies: 76
Views: 4930

Re: Greetings from da 'Burgh

Rollins wrote: I'll still pound some ass tonight, becaue my stick isn't predjudiced
That's putting it mildly, considering you'll be balls deep in some homeless guy's unwashed ass by midnight, you disgusting piece of shit
by Ace
Tue May 01, 2007 11:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Baseball update
Replies: 44
Views: 2729

RACK you, SCT! And fuck that ump for not not keeping it real
by Ace
Tue May 01, 2007 12:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 3
Replies: 55
Views: 4111

just so you losers know, our weekend bender of pounding forties and nailing skanks is over and it's back to business. we've got some plans in the mix. just watch. we've got plans. Great leadership skills there, fuckhole. You and your ball licking crew are about to go on tour and you have them out p...
by Ace
Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey DoucheBacker
Replies: 52
Views: 3889

slim, one of my local boys just came through and hooked me up with a couple eight balls of blow for tonight. FUCK YEAH. bitches are slaves for blow. shit is going to get crazy! blow, bud, 40s of the king, bitches. CA'NT GO FUCKIN WRONG> Now the Crew is doing blow? WTF kind of organization is Dbag r...
by Ace
Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RANK 'EM
Replies: 27
Views: 2744

and the sedentary pitchfork driving loser's gonna call me "fat?" I'm fucking "chiseled." get it right or PAY THE PRICE. i got skillz, biatch. there's no difference between a swim cunt and a track cunt: both are stupid fucking cunts = easy 'tang acquisition. Yeah, you got "s...
by Ace
Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey DoucheBacker
Replies: 52
Views: 3889

The Crew's communication and organizational skills are as sloppy as DB's mangina after a Pridefest parade.
Time for new and efficient leadership
by Ace
Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:49 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Listening to games online?
Replies: 1
Views: 214

I think the local stations that provide streaming audio must black out the games due to MLB rules. Another option would be XM Radio
by Ace
Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:47 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Gary Thorne::: Schilling's Bloody Sock = BS
Replies: 6
Views: 329

The question is, who is lying? Thorn or Mirabelli? And what motivation does Thorne have to lie about what Mirabelli said??
by Ace
Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey DoucheBacker
Replies: 52
Views: 3889

By the way, the Quality Inn in the ATL is booked solid the night you arrive. Some kind of parade in town that weekend or some shit, but there was vacancy at the Red Roof so you're all set up there. Looks like you boys will be "pounding some ass" afterall. And remember, condoms are for sis...
by Ace
Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RANK 'EM
Replies: 27
Views: 2744

I'm sensing some division within the Crew. Perhaps its time for some new leadership if D-Bag cant keep all his women in line
by Ace
Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SHIT LIST RANKINGS - week 2
Replies: 124
Views: 8522

Anal douches, cock rings, and colt gear now passes for very complex and high tech equipment.

Noted.