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by War Stoops
Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:19 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Revised Haiku
Replies: 13
Views: 1928

Make it a ZiegenBock, Harv. In fact, let's go ahead and make a six-pack bet on the game. The loser ships a sixer of the winner's choice (mine named above). Come on, it looks like I'm going to need all the excitement this year I can get.

Oh, and in all seriousness. Beat the shit out of Ohio State.
by War Stoops
Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:35 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Revised Haiku
Replies: 13
Views: 1928

Revised Haiku

Toss and turn all night One day later it still stings Fucking TCU Wow. Where to start? That was a miserable piece of shit laid by every person wearing crimson and cream yesterday. From the two "can't miss" quarterbacks to the arrogant/stubborn coaching staff to the zombie-like crowd at Owe...
by War Stoops
Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:08 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Where should the Sugar Bowl be moved to?
Replies: 19
Views: 1749

Why not LSU's stadium?
by War Stoops
Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:30 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Ivan Maisel Haiku
Replies: 24
Views: 1531

^^^^^

Rack

No offense, Q. I take no sides in your conflict with Meds.
by War Stoops
Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:30 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Ivan Maisel Haiku
Replies: 24
Views: 1531

Toss and turn all night
Eight months later it still stings
Fucking U S C
by War Stoops
Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:13 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Top College Coaches--Here are mine; who am I missing?
Replies: 46
Views: 2882

$0.02

1. Frank Beamer
2. Bob Stoops
3. Mark Richt
4. Pete Carroll
5. Kirk Ferentz
6. Jim Tressell
7. Mack Brown
8. Jeff Tedford
9. Phil Fulmer
10. Bill Snyder

Soon to make list: Charlie Weiss, Urban Meyer, Steve Spurrier (again)
by War Stoops
Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:01 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: From the YGBFKM Department...
Replies: 21
Views: 1473

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by War Stoops
Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:47 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: From the YGBFKM Department...
Replies: 21
Views: 1473

From the YGBFKM Department...

http://www.texasmonthly.com/mag/issues/2005-09-01/2005-09-01_large.jpg Getting pretty cocky in Austin. Even Chief Takeaknee seems confident about October 8th. We'll see. I love the other article headlines. Gay Thelma & Louise? My Father is 91? What a quality rag. :roll: I know you're struggling...
by War Stoops
Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:46 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: How do athletes at OU stay eligible?
Replies: 14
Views: 1572

OK, I'll bite. Though I hardly see the need to defend OU's decision to study the genious that is South Park. Where else could you get such relevant, weekly topics as the following: Voter Apathy and the Two Party System: Why most elections come down to a vote between a giant douche and a turd sandwic...
by War Stoops
Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:43 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Update on the Mascot flap...
Replies: 27
Views: 1479

Vito, nice work with the Miami 187.
by War Stoops
Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:03 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Team slogans - post 'em here
Replies: 26
Views: 1541

OU 2005:

"Keep your fucking trap shut, Birdine!"
by War Stoops
Thu Apr 21, 2005 6:23 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Memory lane.......re-sets
Replies: 110
Views: 11662

My all-time favorite was the fictional phone call to "National Champions R Us T-Shirt Company" after K State lost to A&M in the Big 12 Title Game. I can't remember who posted that but I still laugh when thinking of it. 88's 2004 pre-OSU-Michigan post was a work of art. To sum it up...8...
by War Stoops
Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:13 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: are you secretly hoping clarett fails?
Replies: 98
Views: 12495

Because you and I know damn well that a team would have drafted Clarett had he been allowed IN the draft. No, I'm asking why you think his rights are more important than the NFL's not the individual teams'. The teams have the power to change the rule if enough owners want it changed. But I strongly...
by War Stoops
Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:33 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: are you secretly hoping clarett fails?
Replies: 98
Views: 12495

An honest question for BSmack:

Philosophically, why do you believe Clarett's rights trump the rights of the NFL?
by War Stoops
Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:57 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: are you secretly hoping clarett fails?
Replies: 98
Views: 12495

Because they are in violation of the Sherman Anti Trust act. The NFL is the only viable option in town. It was certainly apparent that Clarett was considered by some GMs and owners as ready for the NFL. That is why he got an invite to the combines. Would he have been a project? Maybe, but that shou...
by War Stoops
Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:52 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: are you secretly hoping clarett fails?
Replies: 98
Views: 12495

BSmack: What about the rights of the NFL? Why can it not, as a legal organization, set it's own requirements for the eligibility of NFL players? There is nothing stopping any investor or group of investors from starting a competing league that has different rules. Granted, they would face an uphill ...
by War Stoops
Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:23 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: Which band has the best uniforms?
Replies: 11
Views: 1964

My vote goes to the Oklahoma State alumni band.

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Sin,

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