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by titlover
Thu Jan 04, 2024 3:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rank these "grannies"
Replies: 14
Views: 40725

Re: Rank these "grannies"

AI generated by ya, hot as hell
by titlover
Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Way to go Maryland
Replies: 32
Views: 2042

Re: Way to go Maryland

Evidently, they wanted to take care of the coach. He'll get his money now. Thing is - hanging onto him for that extra 24 hours probably power-fucked Maryland to the wall, no matter who they get to coach now. I could look, but I'll ask y'all - what were the weather conditions when the guy died? Hot....
by titlover
Sat Sep 15, 2018 2:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Willie Nelson backs Beto O'Rourke
Replies: 38
Views: 2159

Re: Willie Nelson backs Beto O'Rourke

If I quit listening to the music of, watching the movies of, and reading the books of everyone who I had differences of opinions with... I wouldn't be listening to any music, watching any movies, or reading any books. I seldom GARA what anyone thinks of any politician. Actually, those categories ar...
by titlover
Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: OK all you gun nuts
Replies: 10
Views: 1077

Re: OK all you gun nuts

I shot one once. Meh.

1911’s are better
by titlover
Sat Mar 31, 2018 12:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Laura Ingraham
Replies: 29
Views: 2010

Re: Laura Ingraham

Fuck that, you go on tv and grandstand and make speeches, get ready for what comes.
by titlover
Mon Aug 29, 2016 5:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: New galss dick photo
Replies: 12
Views: 1279

Re: New galss dick photo

Wytched
by titlover
Tue Apr 26, 2016 1:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Scott the Shrubber
Replies: 36
Views: 5192

Re: RIP Scott the Shrubber

Damn never knew he was a fellow Nole. I went to FSU late nineties and I remember the Animals in the upper stands at the baseball games. RIP bro
by titlover
Fri Oct 30, 2015 12:15 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: The Rod of God -- (!) Pages 33 and 34 (!)
Replies: 1548
Views: 109795

Re: The Rod of God -- (!) Pages 33 and 34 (!)

Does this dipshit know you can see satellites with the naked eye from earth?
by titlover
Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alabama BBQ
Replies: 114
Views: 5144

Re: Alabama BBQ

The Salt Lick outside of Austin. Superb Q I can second that. It's out in Dripping Springs. Friend of mine's folks had a ranch out there and a stop at the Salt Lick was always in order for lunch before dropping acid and heading out to Hamilton pool and camping out on the range that night. You don't ...
by titlover
Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Stan Freberg, 1926-2015
Replies: 2
Views: 550

Re: RIP Stan Freberg, 1926-2015

Sounds hilarious
by titlover
Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Alabama BBQ
Replies: 114
Views: 5144

Re: Alabama BBQ

The Salt Lick outside of Austin.

Superb Q
by titlover
Tue Mar 24, 2015 2:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ted Cruz is *IN*
Replies: 96
Views: 2792

Re: Ted Cruz is *IN*

Moving Sale wrote:I read what you said you black dick licking sweatback.

It's pretty amazing how you manage to work in black cock references into your posts like every 3rd one.

I wonder if that is all you think about.
by titlover
Thu Mar 12, 2015 1:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: California - On the brink
Replies: 33
Views: 2210

Re: California - On the brink

Expel them
by titlover
Thu Mar 12, 2015 12:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: .net = raped!
Replies: 8
Views: 970

Re: .net = raped!

Back up. I Think you have to re register
by titlover
Tue Oct 28, 2014 1:40 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: ND WR got fucked
Replies: 13
Views: 1823

Re: ND WR got fucked

mvscal wrote:Why the fuck would anybody want to date a porn star? I really don't get it.

Awesome head?
by titlover
Thu Sep 04, 2014 12:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So let me get this straight
Replies: 45
Views: 2911

Re: So let me get this straght

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
mvscal wrote:He had complete control of the circumstances.
Apparently not.


Darwin 1

"They-can-have-my-gun-when-they-pry-it-from-my-cold-dead-hands" douchebag 0

only one thing wrong. he wasn't holding the uzi
by titlover
Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:53 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: A&M.
Replies: 39
Views: 4192

Re: A&M.

SC had a chance to come back. right up until they went long on 3rd and 1.

dummies
by titlover
Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cheerleader/Animal Annihilator
Replies: 42
Views: 3466

Re: Cheerleader/Animal Annihilator

not sure about the other animals but the lions they hunt are usually old lions that are rejected by their heard. they would be ripped to shreds by hyenas or other lions if left to survive on their own.

mother nature don't do nursing homes...
by titlover
Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another Day, Another Lie, Another Impeachable Offense v 1.1
Replies: 61
Views: 3082

Re: Another Day, Another Lie, Another Impeachable Offense v

Mv, if a person working in the Administration does something wrong or even a criminal act, that does not necessarily mean that the President had knowledge or was involved in any way. What is clear at this point is that it goes beyond the IRS. Personally I have no doubt whatsoever that this trail of...
by titlover
Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: One of the funniest things I've seen in awhile...
Replies: 32
Views: 2157

Re: One of the funniest things I've seen in awhile...

Moving Sale wrote:She never said that and all of the paperwork says you are lying not the other way around. Spin and flig poo all you want but you have brought zero to the table so far.

You can't even reach the table, half pint.
by titlover
Tue May 13, 2014 12:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 88's very, very long Beekeeping PET
Replies: 21
Views: 2129

Re: 88's very, very long Beekeeping PET

do bees really have knees?
by titlover
Mon May 12, 2014 11:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So this is how you win a debate!
Replies: 9
Views: 1171

Re: So this is how you win a debate!

haha!! No, buddy. NO!!!
by titlover
Sat May 10, 2014 1:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So this is how you win a debate!
Replies: 9
Views: 1171

Re: So this is how you win a debate!

From what I've read in here recently, I don't believe I'm even among the 10 oldest posters. You, on the other hand, are probably still among the very fattest. So you've got that going for you. :mrgreen: You are by far the oldest person in here. Fuck - you're the oldest person I know... and probably...
by titlover
Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ! Jess Fitts !
Replies: 4
Views: 585

Re: ! Jess Fitts !

Yankee fan.

yuck.
by titlover
Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sunday Morning PET
Replies: 12
Views: 1175

Re: Sunday Morning PET

Image

:lol:
by titlover
Wed Apr 09, 2014 12:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: #4
Replies: 24
Views: 952

Re: #4

Papa Willie wrote:Fuck dude - have you had like a small stroke?

every time he jerks off
by titlover
Sat Apr 05, 2014 1:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Reefer Madness
Replies: 15
Views: 1159

Re: Reefer Madness

Screw_Michigan wrote:Like mvscal says and Spray lives every day: Stupid is supposed to hurt.
you must walk around with a permanent morphine drip.
by titlover
Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Evidence of Big Bang detected
Replies: 43
Views: 1669

Re: Evidence of Big Bang detected

since when were ancient Greeks monotheistic?
by titlover
Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who could ever have seen this coming?
Replies: 7
Views: 419

Re: Who could ever have seen this coming?

Diego in Seattle wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Who do those fukks think they are spending virtual money? Only the government can do that.
Yeah, like corporate executives never do that.

Sincerely,
Richard Scrushy
Dennis Kozlowski
Brian Driscoll

and they get sued and prosecuted when caught.

the govt just keeps on truckin.

fuckin dipshit.
by titlover
Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Say Adios to Yellowstone
Replies: 11
Views: 502

Re: Say Adios to Yellowstone

Sudden Sam wrote:helium-4 – an isotope of helium produced by the radioactive decay of uranium and thorium

Doesn't sound like anything I wanna fill my lungs with.

I'm pretty sure the decayed leftovers of that stuff aren't radioactive.



or not.
by titlover
Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Would You?
Replies: 15
Views: 899

Re: Would You?

is that really a guy or something? what's the catch?
by titlover
Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Let's hope this isn't true.
Replies: 28
Views: 1015

Re: Let's hope this isn't true.

that isn't a Navy Officer
by titlover
Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) You lying motherfuckers (!)
Replies: 10
Views: 845

Re: (!) You lying motherfuckers (!)

holy moly. she's hot as shit.
by titlover
Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trayvon and George
Replies: 53
Views: 2936

Re: Trayvon and George

Screw_Michigan wrote:Fact: An armed man stalked an unarmed teenager, there was a confrontation and the unarmed man died.

Fact, full-stop.
That's not an oversimplification at all.... :lol:
by titlover
Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Own It, Thumpers....
Replies: 33
Views: 1627

Re: Own It, Thumpers....

Yes, Prop 8 was not rendered on the merits, at least at the SCOTUS. And what a screwed up vote, how often do you see Scalia and Thomas on opposing sides? Roberts, Scalia, Ginsburg, Breuer, and Kagan on one side, with Kennedy, Thomas, Alito, and Sotomayor on the other. But make no mistake. Prop 8 is...
by titlover
Fri May 31, 2013 12:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Holy shit JTR...fuckin RACK. (pardon if it's glass dick)
Replies: 12
Views: 656

Re: Holy shit JTR...fuckin RACK. (pardon if it's glass dick)

Mikey wrote:I thought Navy grunts were swabs.

Either way, you're still a grunt.

swabbies or squids. swabbies is sorta dated.

I thought grunts applied to any infantry unit. marines or army.
by titlover
Fri May 17, 2013 1:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Volunteered to mobilize today.
Replies: 69
Views: 2086

Re: Volunteered to mobilize today.

Rack you, Smackaholic. You are a legitimate hero, and we sincerely appreciate your service. Godspeed your safe return. No hero here, chip. Just think it is my turn to step up to the plate....and maybe piss my A-hole boss off a bit. A break from that fukker will do me good. have fun working on all t...
by titlover
Sun Apr 28, 2013 2:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ufc links?
Replies: 5
Views: 416

ufc links?

??
by titlover
Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Remember the Mag 7?
Replies: 13
Views: 2062

Re: Remember the Mag 7?

original Mag 7'er checking in.