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I did, however, fuck the Big Sis and Little Sis of a girl who broke his best friend's heart. She broke his balls more than anything. His heart had left that relationship long, long ago... which is why he called me in to run her off. Who were her big and little sis's? I probably hit at least one of ...

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I thought this was going to be a thread about an underrated movie, not an overrated group of leprechauns.

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That's funny. She gets those same looks from people when she's with me. :P Okay, I made that up. In fact, I somewhat sympathize. I, too, have "married up." (No, we're not married yet... but we will soon. It's just hard for Oklahoma teachers to save money quickly... there's PS3 games to buy...

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We can probably stop giving Jon shit about that one. FAG! :D I really only bounced in to say that I spent a month in West Des Moines, and wasn't impressed with a lot of the local talent, on either side of the ball. If you walk around any town in Texas, even the smaller towns, you will see guys that...

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Okay... -- I knew Froz in college, sort of. He and I ran around in the same rooms, but not the same circles. So, we drank off of a lot of the same kegs, and were with a lot of girls who shared the same (sorority) house, but never (that either of us can reasonably remember) hung out. ...but I did see...

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Yes, Amanda is the ex a few times removed. No reremembering necessary. :D

This thread is killin' me, by the way.

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Reading what other people have written about me kinda makes me feel like the chupacabra or something. I'd honestly have to sit and think for a bit to figure out who all I've hung out with outside of these fired walls. BUT, since I have to be at "work" in five, I think I'd better go. I'll c...

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Would that be a big loss for Tech? I mean, yeah, he's an absolutely amazing receiver. No doubt. But, in that machine, he's just another (really talented) brick in the wall, right? It's not like Tech's offensive numbers are going to go down when he leaves. Jus' sayin'.

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We haven't beaten Chattanooga yet. There's still a chance that they'll score more than two. If one of their players, in the next pile-up, tells an OU player that this is a bowl game and that word gets passed around... we'll find a way to keep it close against them.

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It was "Dan," not "Don," and are we talking about the same Larry Eustachy that was 2-3 against Iowa while at ISU? You're supposed to make fun of the good ones, or the really, really dumb ones. Let mediocre dogs lie, man. (And, for the record, Natural Light was a better career cho...

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Butt Fuck In The Mouth : This one comes from a friend of mine. To know this guy is to know redneck. But, he's the best kind of redneck. Honest. Clean. A good dude. He's also the guy that will come and get you when you have a 2am blowout on the side of the road in the snow. However, his redneck does...

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Target is a shade of red, no? Crimson-esque? (If you've had enough to drink or have bad eyes to start with...)

OU will move in for the kill, Tejas. Just you wait. :D

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Off this shit troll.

Most people at Cal don't even care about what goes on there unless it has a direct effect on their bong or their planet.

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...and if you want to fuck it all up even more, pay the kids a stipend. Course, you have to pay the girls on the water polo team the same amount you pay the starting running back. Oh, and this will make the money filtering from agents even more common. How can you tell if a kid is buyiing shit with...

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Well, it wasn't a decade. Technically, it was 13 years, but it was broken up quite a bit... 92-97, 03-05. I just managed to stay on / around Norman and make friendly with enough people to keep getting "campus perks." (Gym, tickets, sororities, beer specials, student movie prices, etc...) :...

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I appreciate the love, man. I guess I shouldn't be a stranger around here, eh? I left one out because it's really just a funny drunken moment (mainly for me) more than anything. It was one of the Nebraska games in the 1990's. I want to say 1995, but I'm not positive. It was after a lot of their &quo...

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Participant: I'm going a slightly different route here. I played in jr high, and in high school, but none of that really "meant" shit to me 'cause I wasn't a big rah-rah guy back then. I did my part to step on heads, and, in turn, got my head stepped upon a bit as well. The circle of foot...

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That is the dumbest thing that I have ever heard. USC fans aren't exactly the kind of fans who will follow a LOSING team, if you know what I mean, sure, but your argument is, because USC makes money, they shouldn't be punished; they WON'T be punished; they CAN'T be punished? What are you saying? USC...

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That is the dumbest thing that I have ever heard. USC fans aren't exactly the kind of fans who will follow a LOSING team, if you know what I mean, sure, but your argument is, because USC makes money, they shouldn't be punished; they WON'T be punished; they CAN'T be punished? What are you saying? USC...

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Who? Nichol or Bradford?

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It harms every team that ISN'T doing the same thing. If he attended USC based on that agent's relationship with the school (which was firmly established during the Jeff Trepagnier era, apparently) then every single play he made all year long is tainted with dirty money. Just because you don't get ca...

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Don't get me wrong... I'm only down on AJ because he's freaking terrible. It's Longar Syndrome all over again with that guy. The occasional good, or at least "not bad" game that he has isn't enough, in my mind, to make up for the frequent stinkers that he rolls out onto the court. It would...

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Those are real. As for tits in general, as long as they're fuckable, who cares?

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Don't stay anywhere near the Cotton Bowl or Texas Stadium. Do stay near AA Arena, somewhere down in the West End, but be wary of pickpockets and lazy shiftabouts. My personal experiences with Dallas have always been positive. I'd recommend that you try to find someplace fairly close to wherever you'...

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Hardcore: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/75954310fca08c89d17a7010.L.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/CowboysFromHell.jpg Counterculture: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e6/HardDayUK.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b7/NirvanaNevermindalbumcove...

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Considering the year that Bradford had last year, Nichol, who coaches and fans were fairly high on, likely would have only seen the field in the event of an injury or a blowout. For some guys, that's okay, but for him, it's not, and I respect that. There aren't any hard feelings here in Norman, for ...

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Yeah, I found a loophole.

Reggie Bush had a f*cking HOUSE bought for his family and still nothing's happened about it 'cause USC is the new Notre Dame to the NCAA.

Riddle me that one, queerbait.

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That list is BULLSHIT! I didn't see Natural Light anywhere on it. What kind of pissant restaurant doesn't carry the greatest beer known to mankind ever? It's a damn travesty is what it is... The Arrogant Bastard, the Mephistopheles Stout, the Dogfish Head Palo, the Hair of the Dog Adam, or the Kells...

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The Sooners are looking better roster-wise too, when it comes to addition by subtraction. ANYBODY that's getting burn in Longar's place is okay by me. Watch how much more efficiently our offense looks next year when it doesn't have to take the outside lane around HIS learning curve. Warren may very ...

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NCAA Tournament, Round 2 - Birmingham, AL: The Louisville basketball team is being held for questioning following allegations of sexual assault by the Oklahoma basketball team. When asked to comment, the Louisville basketball team simply walked off of the court smugly. The Oklahoma team, however, WA...

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In a number of "creepy old guy" cases, it's a widower. In a small town, a place in which you feel trapped after the loss of what was likely keeping you there in the first place, some people with no other family with whom they're in contact will take to the local fare in order to keep from ...

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...might be the greatest player in the history of the Denver Nuggets against San Antonio on 03/07/08. He's dominant. It's like he's wearing the colors of the not-gay state school again. That's all I've got on that. The confession: I actually watch more NBA ball than college ball nowadays. I'm not en...

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For the record... I'm not avoiding the board on this issue or anything like that. My own team just won District last night. Later this week, we're on to Regionals. Go Lady Buffs! :D (Quick Take On Kelvin: From everything that I've heard about this, it doesn't seem like a) that big a deal other than ...

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Re: Seer 34 at the end of this month, and I'm in fairly good cardio shape. Also, I've never been married, and I have no kids, so I'm a "young" 34, assuming that the years of partying and skirt-chasing haven't aged me too awfully badly. I can still play 3 days a week easily, for usually a g...

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This thread is greatness, by the way.

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The A&M game in 2002, and the OSU game in the same year were both anomalies at the time. Also, they were rather "Brandon Everage Is Not Smart"-related, I think, moreso than scheme-related. But yes, point taken, nonetheless. I honestly feel that Bob delegates responsibility to his other...

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Or have been in the past? What is your level of involvement now? In the past year, I've gone from 240 to 197 (although back to 207 now, mainly due to the holidays) in the past year or so, and it's primarily due to playing a great deal of basketball. In addition, I'm currently an assistant for a high...

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...and I feel like saying it again tonight, regardless of the outcome of this game. Joe C. needs to sit Bob S. down at the end of this season, and say, verbatim, "What the f*ck, Bob?" I think in another thread, War Stoops said, "What the Hell goes on in Norman in December?" I'm s...

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I hope that someone remembers to record the games Sutton wins so that he can remember them.

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