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by Trampis
Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Stay tuned for my escapades as a single man.... (!)
Replies: 134
Views: 12016

Re: Stay tuned for my escapades as a single man....

For awhile I didnt post here, then I found out the board had uterine cancer and I thought I would try again for the sake of the kids. I hope for the love of god you two didnt get matching tatoos like is so often done in todays wannabe hip culture. Must suck to have your wife fuck around with a P.E. ...
by Trampis
Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: We may have to ban...
Replies: 27
Views: 1197

Re: We may have to ban...

Must be a juvenile hawk of some sort. Ive got a couple of newborn Redtails that are borderline tame.
by Trampis
Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nothing crazier...
Replies: 70
Views: 1715

Re: Nothing crazier...

Thats Crazyballs fast.

To be able to go that fast and live to a ripe old healthy age is quite the accomplishment. Makes us motocrossers look like we're standing still.
by Trampis
Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: George Zimmerman = Idiot
Replies: 9
Views: 1288

Re: George Zimmerman = Idiot

So, the White Mexican is supposed to claim the $130,000 as part of his net worth? The $130k that people(a person?, the KKK, Rush L. ) donated to him? If this gets thrown out of court and say after paying his attorneys he has half the money left...then what? Does he have to pay taxes on the remaining...
by Trampis
Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm back
Replies: 9
Views: 1823

Re: I'm back

I heard on Fresh Air today that AIDS is the number 1 killer of African Americans between the age of 19 and 44. I believe wills done with legalzoom are quite easy for those with not much to their name.
by Trampis
Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: is it "THE" or just "A" Higgs boson???
Replies: 10
Views: 356

Re: is it "THE" or just "A" Higgs boson???

Niggs Boson used to pitch in THE negro leagues I believe.
by Trampis
Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Great example of why Gen Y is fucked
Replies: 20
Views: 485

Re: Great example of why Gen Y is fucked

This isn't the 80's with $1/gal gas and an easy job to be had at McDonalds. If your under 18 in Wa. State its a real bitch to get a job. Curfews and limitations on what you can and cant do all but eliminate most kids from getting a yob, cepting the well-to-do kids who have parents with connections. ...
by Trampis
Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Brother can you spare a dime?
Replies: 67
Views: 4104

Re: Brother can you spare a dime?

Congratulations to those on here who have kids that have had success in college, especially Mikee and Wolfman. No debt for me, my step-son is going in the Marines in 2 weeks. His idea, not mine. If it was up to me he would some how find his way into sales, as he is a hell of a talker and wheeler-dea...
by Trampis
Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Headed to the U&L mid-July
Replies: 18
Views: 373

Re: Headed to the U&L mid-July

The wife and I went to Cafe Bengodi at 700 1st ave and had a good meal a couple years back. Its small and a dump but the food was good and that gave it atmosphere for us non-city types. You can also go a few blocks south and east I think of there and ride to the top of what used to be the tallest bu...
by Trampis
Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hometown Turned Upside Down
Replies: 14
Views: 303

Re: Hometown Turned Upside Down

Minus the muslim garb, those cats sound just like some fundamental baptist types from the south..."Y'all are going to hell if you don't start acc'eptin the lord" Anyways..anecdotal evidence...my friend the Chech went to London and said the Muslims have taken over and they are fucked. He sa...
by Trampis
Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: INFURIATING
Replies: 35
Views: 2470

Re: INFURIATING

Around my parts every November they have Farm Subsidy Daze, where all the local businesses advertise for all the farmers to spend there farm welfare, which is typically paid out in November.

Its a good time to stock up on Wrangler jeans and ammo.
by Trampis
Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Someone at Forbes needs to be fired
Replies: 16
Views: 362

Re: Someone at Forbes needs to be fired

It rains too god damn much over there. This was first noted by civilized types some time around 1806
by Trampis
Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: acute pancreatitus 2 - Waga 0
Replies: 49
Views: 1856

Re: acute pancreatitus 2 - Waga 0

Washington does its part by taxing mass produced beer a special tax. Micro-brews, a specialty of our state, dont pay the tax.

Busch beer, taxed
Widmeer, not taxed

A couple months ago my doc said I have an irritated liver. I told him it went well with my attitude.
by Trampis
Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Later beeetches
Replies: 27
Views: 1766

Re: Later beeetches

Hi,

Is it necessary to talk in some sort of cussing code in order to be a successful soldier? Acronyms?
by Trampis
Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: End of Stimulus Feared
Replies: 2
Views: 225

Re: End of Stimulus Feared

No QE3, no big deal.
by Trampis
Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just my opinion - Stock market will crash into Oct
Replies: 11
Views: 743

Re: Just my opinion - Stock market will crash into Oct

Probably the next news item to come up will be the strength of the dollar and how it is hurting companies whose revenues are mostly based on exports.

Its hurting me, yen/dollar relationship is hurting exports to Japan.
by Trampis
Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: caption this
Replies: 38
Views: 2274

Re: caption this

Fuck me running...
by Trampis
Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jury Duty
Replies: 50
Views: 918

Re: Jury Duty

Thats cool with me, Ill be bad spelling scroll-by-guy and you can be famous for wearing chicks underwear.

Did fine grammar help you land at Home Depot for ten years?
by Trampis
Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jury Duty
Replies: 50
Views: 918

Re: Jury Duty

Ive had the pleasure of being on three jurys. Ive sent two assholes to jail and found the third innocent, One gangbanger mexican shot up a house full of people and he got 8 years in the hole...another mexican beat up the mother of his 4 kids, we sent that dirt bag to the hole for awhile...and we fou...
by Trampis
Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 50 Beers in America
Replies: 34
Views: 708

Re: Top 50 Beers in America

[lispy gasp] No Fat Tire???[/lispy gasp] :meds:

I drank a lot of Widmers IPA this past winter and I liked it.

Sam Adams Noble pils, didnt care for it.

That Russian stuff is supposed to have 11%+ abv right?
by Trampis
Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fast food wars
Replies: 54
Views: 975

Re: Fast food wars

Plus, this country never seems to run out of beef, not like those faggoty chicken joints.

Rack crinkle frys.
by Trampis
Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Raining in Zurich
Replies: 28
Views: 539

Re: Raining in Zurich

M Club wrote: The Swiss are extraordinarily ugly.
How so? I would think their looks would be very neutral.
by Trampis
Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When was the last time you were in a fist fight?
Replies: 93
Views: 1727

Re: When was the last time you were in a fist fight?

BTW-Nice image Sam Elliot has made for himself, and still makes a buck off that country/down-home/cowboy persona. Because nothing says "I'm a cowboy" like being from Portland. Hmm, interesting, never knew that. From wiki. Sam Elliott was born in Sacramento, California, to a physical train...
by Trampis
Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When was the last time you were in a fist fight?
Replies: 93
Views: 1727

Re: When was the last time you were in a fist fight?

Why would you want a stranger thwacking your child on the ass, what with all the pervs running around out there? Especially in the educational system (where they're all freaky and like to get wild). No way in fuck would I stand for that shit. When mental mind fucking the little basterds doesnt get ...
by Trampis
Tue Jun 28, 2011 5:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Animals (Not the Pink Floyd album)
Replies: 49
Views: 2540

Re: Animals (Not the Pink Floyd album)

Sudden Sam wrote:Howard University must be so proud.
Yeah, no shit. Put that segment in the recruitment video.

I like to think that was a re-enactment for those kids African history class, but Im sure it had something to do with dissrespecting someones opinion on lilwayne.
by Trampis
Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: When was the last time you were in a fist fight?
Replies: 93
Views: 1727

Re: When was the last time you were in a fist fight?

This fight between an old mx pro turned wanna-be tough guy trainer(Ryan Hughs), and the rep for oakley goggles(Michael LaPaglia) turned into a ten pager at my motocross message board. Both guys are in their mid to late 30's. 88seLwKGddk Last scrap i got into was on the schoolbus in tenth grade. Didn...
by Trampis
Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: October 14: New Orleans Troll Stop II
Replies: 21
Views: 2384

Re: October 14: New Orleans Troll Stop II

You can shoot for DUI #3 Tentallben, then get the trollstop host to defend you in court.

It'll make for a good story at trollstop 2020.
by Trampis
Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Off-Road Vette
Replies: 39
Views: 1160

Re: Off-Road Vette

So, in conclusion, the people who have driven different vehicles in different amounts of snow seem to universally agree that 4WD/AWD is a HUGE freaking improveent, if not a necessity. It is a SLIGHT improvement under anything but the most adverse conditions. PERIOD. Certainly not worth the extra mo...
by Trampis
Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: spent a little time in the Kansas City airport
Replies: 34
Views: 1240

Re: spent a little time in the Kansas City airport

WOW! Whats with those murals? Is this a tactic to scare the hell out of people so they will never want to move to Denver? Maybe our southwest states need to put murals up on the border of field workers being eaten by chupacabras.
by Trampis
Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cool Commercial
Replies: 10
Views: 382

Re: Cool Commercial

That salesgal looks like a scratcher and a slapper.
by Trampis
Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is fukking freaking me out
Replies: 14
Views: 538

Re: This is fukking freaking me out

As a likely future canidate for a hip replacement, reading your post nearly made me pass out. :oops:

Rack you for being pain free and able to hike to such fine vistas, and for supporting your local farmers market 8)
by Trampis
Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: White Christians over 55 - DEAD!
Replies: 69
Views: 3782

Re: White Christians over 55 - DEAD!

Hmm, was really hopeing for a Jim Jones reset thread when i saw the title.

Trampis, non coolaid drinker
by Trampis
Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: looking forward to Flag Da tomorrow
Replies: 13
Views: 425

Re: looking forward to Flag Da tomorrow

Im gonna staple some more flags on the chicken coup,
sin Steve S.
by Trampis
Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: snappers
Replies: 18
Views: 735

Re: snappers

Cool, looks like fun. Any fancy way you like to cook that stuff up?

Anybody from the duck hunting group in that photo? I seem to remember the guy with the goat being in your hunting party too.
by Trampis
Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The woman in your office who never shuts her mouth
Replies: 16
Views: 447

Re: The woman in your office who never shuts her mouth

Sam: I just took a shit in your boyfriend's Porsche. Nutcase: This is why he has 2 of them. Sam: :doh: Rack! Sams post was pretty above average and yours was better. :lol: The only thing in my workplace that wont stop talking is the radio. To keep my brother on an even mental keel i let him control...
by Trampis
Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Everything in the bible coming true?
Replies: 22
Views: 1837

Re: Everything in the bible coming true?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:There is no shortage of dumbfucks who've made these claims over, say, the last half million years. But everyone thinks the events of their generation are unique. .
RACK!
by Trampis
Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Advice Please
Replies: 28
Views: 743

Re: Advice Please

Yeah, it's one of those deals where, if I said something now, it'd be tantamount to admitting that my shit stank to high heaven. Yet, on the other hand, I don't particularly want this dude thinking I'm the nastiest sumbitch in the building either. We got one guy who "owns" a bathroom due ...
by Trampis
Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone ever seen a chemtrail?
Replies: 42
Views: 808

Re: Anyone ever seen a chemtrail?

WEST.. of the Rockies Had an uncle who was a a graduate of MIT and was a radioman in the south pacific dureing WWII that believed in chemtrails. Anybody know what types of planes lay contrails? Military only? Commercial? On some days they are everywhere. Ive looked up in the sky on some fall days a...
by Trampis
Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Homeowners foreclose on Bank of America
Replies: 11
Views: 712

Re: Homeowners foreclose on Bank of America

Oregon foreclosure filings up 236 percent in April http://www.komonews.com/news/local/123278908.html PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) - Oregon is bucking a declining national trend in new foreclosure filings with a big increase in April, all of it from one loan servicer, The Oregonian reported. The surge in &qu...
by Trampis
Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anthony Wiener (D-NY)
Replies: 112
Views: 6134

Re: Anthony Wiener (D-NY)

I read that dureing the news conference one of the reporters kept asking him if "he was at full erection" in the pics, or if "he had more to give" :lol:

I also read that HE....HE, has plans to stay with his wife and work through it. Wonder what plans his wife has.