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by Jeff 2K5
Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:47 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: so if Reinsdorf gets a WS ring
Replies: 15
Views: 2218

JHawkBCD wrote:betwelchersaywhat?
You're already stale fuckhole. I ain't going anywhere so keep it coming, I can take it but I'm betting if the situation was reversed you'd run.

Is that the best you have? :lol: :lol:
by Jeff 2K5
Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:44 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Rack the Stros!!!!!
Replies: 51
Views: 3811

You are an idiot, Welcher. Read the articles http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/sports/3354754 Clemens smiled as he recalled his mother spending some of her last moments asking about Andy Pettitte's surgically repaired left elbow, wondering if the Astros were already in the playoffs and even ...
by Jeff 2K5
Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:41 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Rack the Stros!!!!!
Replies: 51
Views: 3811

Brennaman said that Roger Clemens mother said "Shoeless Joe Jackson" on her deathbed. Huh? I call bullshit. :roll: Nobody gives a flying FUCK what you "call", you bet-welching T REX-wannabe fuckhole. Fuck off Paula, read the NFL forum, I took my shit like a man so stuff it shitf...
by Jeff 2K5
Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:35 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: so if Reinsdorf gets a WS ring
Replies: 15
Views: 2218

Read my post in the NFL forum and suck off Cue.
by Jeff 2K5
Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:33 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Rack the Stros!!!!!
Replies: 51
Views: 3811

Brennaman said that Roger Clemens mother said "Shoeless Joe Jackson" on her deathbed. Huh? I call bullshit. :roll:
by Jeff 2K5
Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:14 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Rack the Stros!!!!!
Replies: 51
Views: 3811

The Cardinals haven't won a World Series since the Denkinger call. Are they cursed?
by Jeff 2K5
Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:07 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Rack the Stros!!!!!
Replies: 51
Views: 3811

rozy wrote:
Jeff 2K5 wrote:Tony LaRussa = Marty Schottenheimer

Although at least Tony won 1 title.
LaRussa won one.

nice edit :lol:
I said that.
by Jeff 2K5
Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:04 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Rack the Stros!!!!!
Replies: 51
Views: 3811

Tony LaRussa = Marty Schottenheimer

Although at least Tony won 1 title.
by Jeff 2K5
Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:01 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: so if Reinsdorf gets a WS ring
Replies: 15
Views: 2218

Re: so if Reinsdorf gets a WS ring

Does he set some sort of record or make history as owner of Bulls and White Sox teams winning titles?
Put on your glasses Cue.
by Jeff 2K5
Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:55 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: so if Reinsdorf gets a WS ring
Replies: 15
Views: 2218

Cueball wrote:No.

Warmly-

The old dude that owns Detroit Pistons, Tampa Bay Lightning and Detroit Shock all in the same year
It would be 7 for Reinsdorf and 2 for Richardson (I'm not counting the WNBA title :roll: ), what's your point Cue? He wasn't talking about in the same year.
by Jeff 2K5
Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:46 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: And that sigh you heard was from the Fox execs
Replies: 25
Views: 2638

Jake Taylor wrote:methinks whoever is in series will be as exciting as the series in 97 between Indians and Marlins.
The pitching matchups will be great, when was the last time we had a WS with 7 stud starting pitchers?
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 18, 2005 7:22 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Everyone (sans Skins fans) get your asses in here
Replies: 63
Views: 4261

Everyone (sans Skins fans) get your asses in here

For any of you who had formed your opinions last week about whether I had the balls to post after a Redskins loss, let there be no doubt because here the fuck I am. Let me make it very clear that I am here, I have not left the NFL boards and I am here whether the Redskins win or lose. Unfortunately ...
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:32 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: WOW
Replies: 39
Views: 2362

JCT wrote:Take heart 'Stros fan. In your corner you have the great equalizer!!!
































Image
Rack, LaRussa can thank Pujols for helping him pull that win out of LaRussa's azzzzzz.
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:27 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: WOW
Replies: 39
Views: 2362

jiminphilly wrote:1980 all over again for the Astros. I hope not, though.
Don't forget about us!

sincerely, 1986 & 2004

If the Astros lose this series Astrofan will be buying shower rods in bulk.
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:09 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Cardinal nation, let's do this!
Replies: 125
Views: 5299

Otis wrote:Didn't the Astros lose games 6 and 7 in St. Louis last year as well?
I didn't see that series.

sincerely,

Roy Firestone
by Jeff 2K5
Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:53 am
Forum: Hockey
Topic: Listen up, snowflakes! Ovechkin is rolling
Replies: 189
Views: 9672

Tom In VA wrote:Thrashers.
I love those fries in Ocean City! :D
by Jeff 2K5
Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:48 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Shame
Replies: 9
Views: 1292

What's lost in all of this is, the game was TIED at the time. Yes, the Angels got hosed, but we still don't know who would have won the game. If the Angels had been up 2-1 at the time, then they would have had a win stolen from them.
by Jeff 2K5
Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:46 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Fever Pitch is a good rental
Replies: 3
Views: 501

Re: Fever Pitch is a good rental

Jack wrote:especially if you are a Red Sox fan and/or your team is out of the playoffs!
I'm a Nationals fan, what is that movie supposed to do for me? :roll:

Not to mention Drew Barryless is one ugly bitch. :twisted:
by Jeff 2K5
Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:41 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: If the ANGEL fans don't thirow shit at that ump tonight...
Replies: 4
Views: 725

Re: If the ANGEL fans don't thirow shit at that ump tonight.

THEY ARAE NOTHING BUT GUTLESS SHITBAG PUSSYES I AM CALLING IT FRIGHT NIW- THose HOLLYWOOD FDAIRWEATHER RED DILDO THUMPINGA ANGEL FANS WIALL SIT TIGHT WHEILE THAT UMP STANDSA OUT THERE IN RIGHT FIRELD FOR NINE INNINGS TONIGHTA ND THEY WONT DO SHIT!! BECAUSEA THEY ARE FUCING GUTLESS PUSSIES ANDA DONT...
by Jeff 2K5
Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:31 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: BWAHA Angels HOSED!
Replies: 44
Views: 2867

Saw it several times on replay on the news. The ump make the strike motion to the right with his right hand, then as AJ moved towards the dugout, the ump made the "Out" Motion forward with his hand. Very clearly he signaled a strike and then an out. Wrong... on SPORTCENTER they showed abo...
by Jeff 2K5
Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:57 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Mark Brunell and Chis Chandler... seperated at birth?
Replies: 4
Views: 886

Re: Mark Brunell and Chis Chandler... seperated at birth?

BSmack wrote:BTW: Brian Kozlowski is from Victor, NY. Which is about 5 miles from where I am sitting right now. Nice to see a local boy stick around a few years in the league.
Long snappers stick around longer than kickers. :P
by Jeff 2K5
Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:22 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Hey Yankee fan
Replies: 186
Views: 8491

JCT wrote::lol:


We at least won 2 games, ass.
Unfortunately for the Spanks, the Angels won 3. :P
by Jeff 2K5
Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:11 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: How'd that taste, Yankee bitches?
Replies: 4
Views: 688

I have respect for Jeter, Torre, Tino and Bernie Williams, other than that the rest of them are bums, especially AChoke. :lol:
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:44 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Top Five and Bottom Five
Replies: 148
Views: 6432

Greg don't waste your time trying to argue or prove a point with Sunshine, he is unable to see clearly through the cloud of haze that is his bitterness towards everything about the Redskins. As far as he's probably concerned, Carson Palmer is the next Joe Montana already. :roll: And as far as the &q...
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:48 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Once again the Gibbering Idiot is wrong....
Replies: 8
Views: 1257

Is this a surprise that he was wrong again? Since when has Fraudo ever been right about anything? :lol:
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:32 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: AL MVP renewed..
Replies: 16
Views: 918

Big Pappy is only half a player on the field. Also, appearently it's not enough for him to produce big numbers offensively. He has to make a pathetic attempt at growing a foolish looking beard to cover up his fat neck and chocolate Pilsbury dough boy face. You must admit that you could just as easi...
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:09 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Jeff2K5 time to collect your sig for the week.
Replies: 72
Views: 6390

Re: Jeff2K5 time to collect your sig for the week.

Although my sexual, financial, and physical failures as a man are legendary they have helped prepare me for yet another sorry season as a Foreskin fan. I now realize that Gibbs is completely senile and can't hold a candle to Shanny as a coach. Allow me to put aside my blatant homosexual attraction ...
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:27 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Should Falcons trade Vick and keep Schaub?
Replies: 24
Views: 1158

Evidence Fraudo? :?
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:24 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: When the Texans get the first pick in the coming NFL draft
Replies: 19
Views: 1578

KUTTER wrote:Houston gets the first pick? Not so fast!

Sin,

Ozzie Newsome
The Ravens had better hope the Texans find a way to win some games or Matt Leinhart won't be going to B-more. :wink:
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:12 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Should Falcons trade Vick and keep Schaub?
Replies: 24
Views: 1158

Re: Should Falcons trade Vick and keep Schaub?

I know Vick brings in the merchandise revenue for the stadium draw... Then why are you asking this stupid fucking question? Schaub has potential. Potential for what remains to be seen. He may be the next great NFL QB. Or he might be the next Scott Mitchell. How about you wait a while and see what h...
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:32 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Rothlisberger has a broken tibia...
Replies: 13
Views: 1476

Do you know what part of the body the tibia is Frodo? :roll:

Ben got hit in the knee, not the leg. Thanks for playing doctor for us. :roll:
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:28 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Props to the White Sox
Replies: 23
Views: 2025

I'll bet Torre and Cashman have already been axed. :lol: :lol:
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:17 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Why The Yankees suck....
Replies: 4
Views: 330

Let's review this........... ARod leaves Seattle, they instantly get much better and win a record 116 games the year he leaves. ARod leaves Texas, they instantly get much better. He's never done jack squat in big games or playoff series except CHOKE, i.e. double plays, errors in crucial situations, ...
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:56 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Hey Yankee fan
Replies: 186
Views: 8491

The Assassin wrote:200 mill don't buy much nowadays does it dumbshit?
Yes it does, it buys a team that loses in the division series. :lol:
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:49 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: FUCK THE EVIL EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 488

Well that's $205 million well spent! :lol:
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:47 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Is that the sound of a toilet flushing?
Replies: 0
Views: 323

Is that the sound of a toilet flushing?

And $205 million going down with it? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And nice to see ARod step it up in big games! :lol:
by Jeff 2K5
Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:46 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Yanks vs Angels Game 5
Replies: 7
Views: 584

It's OVER!!! How does that taste George? $205 MILLION down the drain again! Then again knowing George he'll just throw even more money at the team it in the offseason. Either that or mass firings! And a great performance by ARoid, he's alway steps up in big games. :roll: Excellent! :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Jeff 2K5
Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:08 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Why do the Braves even bother going to the playoffs?
Replies: 10
Views: 905

Why do the Braves even bother going to the playoffs?

:roll: Every year they win the division and every year they choke and get bounced out of the playoffs in embarrassing fashion. They're not built to win in the playoffs and every year it shows. They'll go into next season not having won a division series in 5 years and not having made the World Serie...
by Jeff 2K5
Sun Oct 09, 2005 10:13 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The Aints run into Hurricane Favre
Replies: 17
Views: 1042

52-3 is still pretty damn impressive. :shock: Need I remind you fo your post about the 42-3 drubbing that Philly handed to San Fran: 42-3. :shock: Even Detmer is 9/9. Let's face it, that's a high school defense the Eagles are playing against today. You had a point with the San Fran game... And the ...
by Jeff 2K5
Sun Oct 09, 2005 10:10 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Memo to the Eagles D
Replies: 5
Views: 554

Nice meltdown by the Iggles! :lol: :lol: