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by atomicdad
Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:23 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Draft
Replies: 41
Views: 2949

Re: Draft

Got home and watched about 30 minutes or so while eating dinner. My thoughts: 1) I've seen him for years, but who is is Mel Kipper? He crawls out of the woodwork once a year making all kinds of dumb shit comments then disappears for 11 1/2 months. I would think if he knew his shit he would be workin...
by atomicdad
Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Thank you, Jack Booted Thugs!!
Replies: 126
Views: 7890

Re: Thank you, Jack Booted Thugs!!

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Image


Image
Humm, two grainy photos of large planes in the air.

and now for a picture of my cock...































































FAG
by atomicdad
Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Question for all you married guys...
Replies: 14
Views: 1197

Re: Question for all you married guys...

War Wagon wrote: I'm just glad to have a roof and 4 walls. Who gives a fuck what you put under or within them, Firestone, Goodyear or Michelin just keep them up to 32 psi.
FTFY
by atomicdad
Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Thank you, Jack Booted Thugs!!
Replies: 126
Views: 7890

Re: Thank you, Jack Booted Thugs!!

LTS TRN 2 wrote: And how does a relatively lightweight aircraft punch a small round hole through four layers of reenforced concrete and steel?
May I suggest some "light" reading, (you can do the google search yourself)

sorry, had your chance.
by atomicdad
Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's perfectly obvious now
Replies: 27
Views: 3349

Re: It's perfectly obvious now

Van wrote:
Left Seater wrote:sorted clam bake.
:lol:

We can go ahead and add that one to T1B's Lexicon of Assfucked Common Phrases.
As long as it doesn't devolve into another discussion regarding the proper format for "rank-em" pics.
by atomicdad
Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Work PET (sort of)
Replies: 16
Views: 1366

Re: Work PET (sort of)

Python wrote:Wait...what?
During the summer it is still light until 9 - 9:30 in the evening or so...
by atomicdad
Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: One nasty ass explosion
Replies: 39
Views: 2583

Re: One nasty ass explosion

Mikey wrote: When I was in college the departments were even in different buildings.
I think the departments of physical chemistry and chemical physics were somewhere in between.
Something like that, then they kept us engineers segregated out by "little Lebanon" (maybe that was after your time.)
by atomicdad
Mon Apr 15, 2013 5:14 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Carlos Quentin is an idiot
Replies: 37
Views: 3170

Re: Carlos Quentin is an idiot

Van wrote: You and your low-hanging fruit.

:)
FAG,
who are you, Irie-Van, M-Van...
by atomicdad
Sat Apr 13, 2013 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Walking Dead.
Replies: 4
Views: 692

Re: The Walking Dead.

Dins, this is 'Spray your talking about. He's as oblivious to a "Books and Films" forum as AtomicPanties would be to an "AA" forum if there were one here.
by atomicdad
Sat Apr 13, 2013 5:21 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Carlos Quentin is an idiot
Replies: 37
Views: 3170

Re: Carlos Quentin is an idiot

Correction on the situation, there were no outs and bases empty. Just another theory. With a full count, Grienke probably didn't want to put anything close that the only hitter in the Padres lineup could hurt him with a long ball. So why not just put one of the slowest Padres on base to set up an ea...
by atomicdad
Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:13 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Carlos Quentin is an idiot
Replies: 37
Views: 3170

Re: Carlos Quentin is an idiot

I watched the entire game, I say there was equal blame to go around. Obviously there was past history involved in this case. The game situation didn't seem to indicate that Greinke would try to hit him in there, 1 out - full count - runner on first - one run game in the 6th, but up to that point Zac...
by atomicdad
Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Sign at the local car wash (!)
Replies: 169
Views: 10395

Re: (!) Sign at the local car wash (!)

i'm probably about 10 miles further, but at least being more south than east the prevailing winds don't have bode on me.
by atomicdad
Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Sign at the local car wash (!)
Replies: 169
Views: 10395

Re: (!) Sign at the local car wash (!)

and don't forget at the north end of the county we have our defunct nuclear power plant...

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by atomicdad
Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Sign at the local car wash (!)
Replies: 169
Views: 10395

Re: (!) Sign at the local car wash (!)

Dinsdale wrote:
Image
Dins,

Last summer for family vacation we drove the Oregon coast from Cape Disapointment WA to Arcada Ca after spending the 4th in Bend and looping around Mt Hood,

where is this pic from?
by atomicdad
Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's best not to quesiton "the truth"
Replies: 47
Views: 3162

Re: It's best not to quesiton "the truth"

It never ends well for those that try... http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/7b6f3728e93b27e4b4564828d27216d7/l.jpg It's how we roll m2 is "the truth" [/size] Looks like a FAGGOT to me. FAGGOT, as in politically incorrect, Queer, lip glazing a shitty fat tire ale. If that is ho...
by atomicdad
Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Sign at the local car wash (!)
Replies: 169
Views: 10395

Re: Sign at the local car wash

No freezes, blizzards, hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, mudslides, brush fires, tornados, plagues of locust or any other natural disaster threats here. No, but Mexicans. Lots of Mexicans. You make that sound like a bad thing. Who else are you going to get to mow your lawn, clean your house and spaw...
by atomicdad
Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paying your income taxes...
Replies: 20
Views: 2072

Re: Paying your income taxes...

105, Ultegra, Sram Red, Campy? Pretty wide swing in what you roll out the door with.
by atomicdad
Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paying your income taxes...
Replies: 20
Views: 2072

Re: Paying your income taxes...

I've got my witholdings all out of whack. I scratched a check for ~1400 for the Feds a couple of weeks ago and and looking for ~1300 back from the state. While the net is about where I try to target, I like to try to keep the +/- within a couple of hundred dollars.
by atomicdad
Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Sign at the local car wash (!)
Replies: 169
Views: 10395

Re: Sign at the local car wash

Mace wrote:Having a garage saves you from scraping snow/ice off the windshield twice a day if you park outside at work.
So does not living in a freezer.
by atomicdad
Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jsc on pins and needles
Replies: 93
Views: 5868

Re: Jsc on pins and needles

With respect to same-sex marriage, however, I fail to see how an act which prohibits such marriages is rationally related to that legitimate state interest. It is about the soil and national defense, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population - D...
by atomicdad
Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pegasus Has Fallen...again..
Replies: 76
Views: 5620

Re: Pegasus Has Fallen...again..

Hasn't been a good couple of days for Arkansas. I'll leave to you guys to look up what happened at ANO yesterday morning.
by atomicdad
Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:17 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Can someone explain the near universal hatred for Duke?
Replies: 172
Views: 8466

Re: Can someone explain the near universal hatred for Duke?

A carnitas burrito and an adobada taco, with about a half pint of the homemade salsa verde. The thought of all this is pretty much what keeps me going today. That is more important than any silly basketball shit life itself. I will see that and raise it with a chile relleno burrito (with rice, not ...
by atomicdad
Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Southern Engineering
Replies: 37
Views: 2563

Re: Southern Engineering

Liquid Nails?

Image

Pfffbbbttttt.
by atomicdad
Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:43 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: NCAA Tournament Thread
Replies: 115
Views: 8651

Re: NCAA Tournament Thread

So what argument are you trying to make in this thread other than your usual drivel with an oversized pic of a 20 year old SI cover and pimping of anything from the gay bay?

That SEC basketball sucks cock, I just assumed that was a given.
by atomicdad
Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:15 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: NCAA Tournament Thread
Replies: 115
Views: 8651

Re: NCAA Tournament Thread

FTR, FInal Four: Duke, OSU, Michigan, Indiana

Duke over Michigan for the Championship.

Sam, you can't just treat toolio like the little autistic kid down the street who keeps repeating the same shit over and over.
by atomicdad
Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jury duty notice
Replies: 36
Views: 3104

Re: Jury duty notice

I would have said Yogi's but they closed up shop awhile ago. The place was never the same after they got kicked out of the Cardiff Seaside Market location that went upscale and moved down to PCH next to Las Olas.
by atomicdad
Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jury duty notice
Replies: 36
Views: 3104

Re: Jury duty notice

Diego in Seattle wrote: If the guy had drank in Cardiff, no doubt he was at The Kraken.
What?

No love for the Shanty or the Office?
by atomicdad
Tue Mar 19, 2013 4:11 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: NCAA Tournament Thread
Replies: 115
Views: 8651

Re: NCAA Tournament Thread

War Wagon wrote:
would that were so as there is
WTF? Granted I got what you were trying to convey, but that was a fricking hatchet job.
by atomicdad
Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jury duty notice
Replies: 36
Views: 3104

Re: Jury duty notice

Thinking if you just stand up during selection and say " Every one of these mother fuckers is guilty as charged, why do we even bother with a trial, just fucking string them up right now. " Didn't quite phrase it like that... but I was seated on a panel during the selection process for so...
by atomicdad
Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:07 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: NCAA Tournament Thread
Replies: 115
Views: 8651

Re: NCAA Tournament Thread

Terry in Crapchester wrote:I thought ND was underseeded as a 7.
The tournament committee was just bitch-slapping them for those Gawd-Awful day glo uniforms they have been sporting.
by atomicdad
Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How to elect a pope
Replies: 44
Views: 1974

Re: How to elect a pope

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by atomicdad
Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1407
Views: 416759

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

tsk tsk tsk, and you forgot this Mikey...

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by atomicdad
Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 57 channels and nothing on.
Replies: 118
Views: 3837

Re: 57 channels and nothing on.

Martyred wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:I was trying to make the point...to clarify the way the ranking is done...

I'm doomed.

:cry:

"It's not so bad! Life goes on."

Sincerely, Jsc810
Sin,
IndyFrisco
by atomicdad
Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Great Album Covers (!)
Replies: 27
Views: 1552

Re: (!) Great Album Covers (!)

Not necessarily great, but Raymond Pettibon's work has always been distinctive... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/Black_Flag_-_Jealous_Again_cover.jpg http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/82/Black_Flag_-_Family_Man_cover.jpg/220px-Black_Flag_-_Family_Man_cover.jpg http://cl...
by atomicdad
Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Y'know what this shithole needs?
Replies: 48
Views: 3042

Re: Y'know what this shithole needs?

Derron wrote: Probably went home with a throbbing set of blue balls after that take.
Doubt it, Jess probably yanked one off within seven tugs in the restroom nearest the set.
by atomicdad
Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rocky
Replies: 20
Views: 672

Re: Rocky

Fugg that shit, I don't mind being a weather pussy here on the coastal 'desert'.
by atomicdad
Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Winter Storm Q
Replies: 104
Views: 2027

Re: Winter Storm Q

Phone Rings at Mikeys house...

Mikey: Hello
GOD: Hey Mikey, GOD here, how is the whole Lent thing working out for you?
Mikey: urrrr, uhhmmm, urrrrrr
GOD: How are your new Solar Panels?
by atomicdad
Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: about that hole in the ozone
Replies: 21
Views: 1240

Re: about that hole in the ozone

BSmack wrote:
atomicdad wrote:You're welcome,

me and the wife have been on a gluten free diet for over a year now.
What prompted that?
Mikey wrote:there are also a lot of man-made sources of methane out there and a lot of them are already being controlled to a much higher degree than they once were.
Need I expound?
by atomicdad
Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: about that hole in the ozone
Replies: 21
Views: 1240

Re: about that hole in the ozone

You're welcome,

me and the wife have been on a gluten free diet for over a year now.
by atomicdad
Wed Feb 13, 2013 4:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in CA
Replies: 65
Views: 3989

Re: Holy Shit! Deranged Ex-LAPD Officer on Killing Spree in

KC Scott wrote: back to normal for socal
Ehh, i'm not a police officer, don't hang with with any police officers, and don't frequent where they hangout so I was never concerned.