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People get too hung up on the "truth" aspect of religion. Life is tough and at various times, kicks all of us in the ass. If having a faith helps a person cope then I don't see any harm in it. The only needs test that should concern anyone is whether the religion causes harm, either inhere...

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Toddowen wrote: I told him, "I swaer to fucking God. If she hears about this, there's going to be trouble between the two of us for the rest of our lives.
What am I to do? I am so honestly fucked.

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I took the wrong exit off the freeway and wound up in a place called Honksville. I gave Goobs five bucks for directions back to the main road and wound up here.

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Okay, okay, she was wearing sweat pants and a one-piece, happy?

But that all I need...the towel, the hottie, the Hamms...

That's all I need...the ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game...

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Cripes, you guys will argue about anything. The normal human core temperature is 98.6. Drop your core a couple of degrees below that and hypothermia officially begins. Drop ten degrees and you're in big trouble. mvscal is right on this one. You can become hypothermic anywhere. Having said that, I've...

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I recall R-Jack once posted a pic of his wife on one of these forums and she was a dead ringer for this guy:

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Devastatingly on point.

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It's about -1 below here in Minneapolis right now. We started with rain, then it froze, then it snowed, and now we've had below zero temps most of the week. Some of the guys at the bus stop wear navy pea coats with dress shoes, the rage these days, but fuck that noise. I've got a parka with a hood, ...

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If they ever do "It's Pat II," Jess is a shoo-in.

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Holy shite, Koscheck might have killed Yoshida tonight.

I dunno about this sport anymore. Maybe it's time I became a Quaker.

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So did your daughter at least pull out a gun and kill the guy?

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I'll never understand why some people feel the need to make apologies, deflections, and excuses for the totally bat-shit crazy "religion" that is Islam. It's like saying there were a lot of really nice people at Jonestown.

http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/

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Nice to see some Packer fans in the bunch.

And this one, Holy Shite...

And you're right, Nish, best website eva.

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I watched it for free on the 'Net, with great sadness I might add, because Randy is my hero. Amazing how many idiots think that Lesner is some kind of fake pretender with no chance of MMA success. Yeah, he'll be susceptible to submissions, but the guy is 270 pounds of muscle, he's a great athlete,an...

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I knew a guy who had this cousin and the cousin said he knew someone who heard that Obama is really the devil and he going to steal our guns and have sex with our wives and send our kids to concentration camps. If you say "Obama Obama Obama" in a mirror three times in a darkened room you w...

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About two weeks ago, I walked down late one night to a slightly marginal stripmall and got a sub sammich and jumbo bottle of wine. As I walked home, I cut through a dark parking lot behind a mechanic's shop and heard something behind me. I turned and saw some big black kid approaching fast. I kept w...

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Where do you fucks live, Baghdad?

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Rickson by armbar.

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To protect idiots from themselves, Why on earth would we want to do that? Stupid is supposed to hurt. Help me out here. Would you mind identifying the section of the Constitution which obligates us to protect idiots from themselves? Doesn't freedom necessarily include the freedom to fail? "Stu...

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Hey there, Goobs. Cloudy and cold up here in the cities. I don't think I can get through another Badger game without a double-shot of morphine and a Hamm's chaser so I'm going to hit the stores and do some early Christmas shopping. I didn't realize that I need to stock up on tissues for all the toug...

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Wow, what a bunch of whiny bitches you've become. Keep dabbing each others tears with your lace doilies.

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Hopefully there won't be any change to the economic paradise that has resulted from eight years of Dubya and his "tax cuts."

What's another measly $11 trillion in the hole?

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Quayle, Dubya, Palin...

Now there's an all-time low scorin' group of Jeopardy contestants.

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mvscal wrote: Are you retarded or something? Maybe one of those high functioning mongoloids who bag groceries?

That'd be one of Palin's kids.

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It wasn't too long ago that blacks couldn't eat lunch at the counter, sit in the front of the bus, or go to a decent university unless accompanied by members of the National Guard. If there's a bit of a delay in "getting over" the shitty hand they were dealt, I don't blame them. I'm more w...

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Please identify the intelligence requirements for President and Vice-President outlined in the Constitution. Considering that we've had eight years of Dubya, the dumbest president in U.S. history, there obviously are no such requirements. And considering that Nutsy McCain is 110 years old, prone to...

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My favorite moment was when Palin promised that if elected, she would send over one of her sons -- Snowshoe, Waterski, (whatever) -- to personally help each and every American teenager with their math homework. Another favorite pledge: "And if yer havin' troubles with yer snow machine, my husba...

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Yeah, but Sarah Palin has big tits and plenty of experience as a hockey mom, so what are you all worried about?

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She sounded like a female Jerry Lundegaard. The aw shucks platitudes, the constant steering back to her rehearsed "Ima Hahckey, mom" talking points...good Gawd, it was painful to endure, like Spock mind-melding with the Horta.

You Republicans sure likes 'em stoopid, eh?

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That's a shame.

Somebody should have dumped a bucket of water on her flute.

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She's painfully dumb.

This is troll job, right?

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Make that a glass of red wine. For the heart, and stuff.

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The fact that he isn't qualified to run a McDonald's let alone the United States is the issue. So mvscal, the guy who talks a lot of ornery, contrary, shit, but basically walks in lockstep with whatever imbecile the Republicans scrape off the bottom of the barrel is suddenly worried about qualifica...

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Screw_Michigan wrote: Dio is really cool and I like him. The hatred of your posts makes me happy to drink many times, idiot. She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes, She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes, She'll be comin' round the mountain, she'll be comin' round the mounta...

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More free market tough love from Bush and the Republicans. Good thing they're so concerned about us taxpayers.

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Yet another miserable example of the Republican's devotion to deregulation and "free markets," to the tune of $85 billion in taxpayer money.

We are teetering on the brink here, folks. Hang on to your hats.

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JayDuck wrote:We won't have to leave the U.S. if Obama is elected. He's going to hand us over to Iran first chance he gets anyway. There will be no more U.S.

Bush already sold it to Mexico.

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He'll probably increase the size of government, spend us into oblivion, get us mired down in a war, and preside over a ruined economy. Oh wait, Bush has already done that. So why the fuck would I leave now after the Republicans have created a veritable Utopian Paradise on Earth, otherwise known as t...

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Uhm... not a whole fuckload of people living on the sides of volcanoes. And newsflash -- you get a fuckload more warning that a volcano is going to blow than a hurricane coming. Yet you still don't move, and just expect everyone else to pay for your stupidity. You know how many people live on or ar...

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