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by bray2
Mon May 28, 2007 1:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Someone sterilize this bitch
Replies: 13
Views: 1921

trev wrote:How about you kindly STFU since this is a womens issue and your opinion does not matter in the least.

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Will you have my baby?
by bray2
Mon May 28, 2007 1:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This place sucks horsecocks
Replies: 40
Views: 2497

And you are?????????
by bray2
Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Woody Harrelson's father dies in prison...Interesting Life!!
Replies: 6
Views: 1337

I took a dump today, and there was corn in it. The problem is, I have not eaten any corn lately.
by bray2
Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: By popular demand... the lists!
Replies: 46
Views: 3074

I'm still here, you fat cocksuckers..........and this place is better for it.
by bray2
Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nebraska Ice Storm
Replies: 76
Views: 5257

Beer..........check.................NFL Payoffs on the tube............check................kids shoveling the walk................check............It's all good.
by bray2
Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The 7 Days of Kwanzaa
Replies: 46
Views: 4855

Don't be fuckin wit me, whilst I get my Kwanzaa on biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by bray2
Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:09 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: ***2007 DEATH POOL***
Replies: 95
Views: 36009

Andy Rooney- 60 minutes

William Shatner- Star Trek

Cindy Sheehan- Activist

Bart Starr- Packers QB

Larry the Cable Guy (forgot real name) comedian.
by bray2
Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jobs you had as a "kid" ??
Replies: 65
Views: 3482

Think about that next time your in a BK and you see that pretty girl slapping the lettuce and cheese on that Whopper. The night before she had those grippers all over the pimply-faced bun guys pipe.
by bray2
Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jobs you had as a "kid" ??
Replies: 65
Views: 3482

Two seasons selling hot dogs at Mile high Stadium. Delivered Denver Post Only person in here honest enough to be up front about being a fry guy at Burger King. But I did lay the wood to the Prep girl. We parked to make out, she ordered me to drop the pants, and she worked that thing like a water pum...
by bray2
Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A friend of mine hung herself today.
Replies: 44
Views: 2801

She was hot, hell, find out where she's strung up at, and go hit it for ol times sake.
by bray2
Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What were you doing at the age of 17?
Replies: 16
Views: 2077

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by bray2
Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So, how many of you are travelling businessmen??
Replies: 108
Views: 4277

Did lead generation for a secondary mortgage company for a year and a half. 5 days a week on the road and various county clerks/recorder offices. It was a data entry job that paid in the high 30's. Which at the time was a fair bit of change for a guy like me who was getting paid 12 bucks an hour to...
by bray2
Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Islam - For the Toronto Tards and LTARD 2
Replies: 14
Views: 1399

Atomic Punk wrote:hahahaha

how does ltard 2 defend this video? by not dealing with it. deflecty deflecty you shitty piece of carbon.
Shitty piece of Carbon??????????


Bwahawhahahahahaaaaaaaahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by bray2
Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Aw, it was just some non-Christian sand-nigger...
Replies: 11
Views: 1091

I love you guys that pass judgement from the safety of your moms basement.

Funny, you never chime in when some whack job fig eater lobs off a few dozen heads in the name of Allah.
by bray2
Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Gerald LeVert . . . DEAD
Replies: 10
Views: 1197

There is a microscope in Bethesda Md, It is a Naval Microscope that is the most powerfull microscope in the world, it is nuclear in it's technology. This miscroscope can make molecules look like mountains, it's technology is top secret and extremely powerful. If I could take this thread, and put it ...
by bray2
Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What a cluster fuck Tillmans death was
Replies: 48
Views: 3661

Thanks Rooster, for adding nothing to this debate.
by bray2
Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What a cluster fuck Tillmans death was
Replies: 48
Views: 3661

Tired boiler plate semantics, just tired. I don't give a shit if you hate Bush or Cheney or Rice or whatever. I don't give a shit if you hate Clinton or Gore or Michael Moore. The troops deserve our admiration and support regardless of the mission. They have enlisted of their own free will. You can ...
by bray2
Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What a cluster fuck Tillmans death was
Replies: 48
Views: 3661

I would expect no less of you Chan. Go take another bong hit and talk to me about hero's.
by bray2
Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Here it is Krispy Kreme Lovers ( ! )
Replies: 16
Views: 1790

Come on now, lets be honest, with enough booze in us, most of us would hit September now would'nt we?
by bray2
Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What a cluster fuck Tillmans death was
Replies: 48
Views: 3661

Rarely????? This thread is riddled with idiots debating hero or no hero. The fact that he put on the uniform makes him a hero, period. I don't care if one is a Navy Seal or a cook, they signed the dotted line, they gave a portion of their life to defend us. Rarely? I heard a prior Presidential Candi...
by bray2
Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What a cluster fuck Tillmans death was
Replies: 48
Views: 3661

War, ..................such a messy thing!!!!!!! The man was a hero, a real man. There is not a man on this board that should question him, his life, or his death. I'm so tired of the hand wringing pussies that never wore a uniform questioning the integrity of a man who put his life on the line. I'm...
by bray2
Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The "new" mvscal frightens me.
Replies: 14
Views: 1025

I agree with MVSCAL, they wanted it, now they got it. Leave now and see what pans out. It will not be good. The ramifications will be felt for generations to come. If we make it that far!!!!! Go read about the 12th Imam, then read the speech the Iranian dickhead read at the UN a couple of months bac...
by bray2
Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: went to my 10 yr HS reunion on Saturday
Replies: 117
Views: 6518

Most of the time, human-on-dog sex is caused by people suffering from sick, perverse mental disturbances. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/jhdigital/partypicofme2.jpg And sometimes, it's just a case of confusion. http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/Seinfeld/newman.jpg
by bray2
Tue Oct 31, 2006 6:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racist football fans in Ohio?
Replies: 17
Views: 1734

Same thing happened here last week, every year the Blackshirts have a Blackout day, the fans grease up in black, you know, all things black. Press jumped all over it, they declared it was racist. Walks like a duck.....talks like a duck.....nope, not a duck! Idiot. Educate yourself on the subject, t...
by bray2
Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm tired of this cunt!
Replies: 19
Views: 1427

I'm tired of this cunt!

Concertgoer pelts Babs with beverage Miami Herald Staff Report Barbra Streisand's politics didn't find a wholly agreeable crowd during her Monday concert at the BankAtlantic Center in Sunrise. As Babs traded political barbs with a George W. Bush imitator, a fan of the songstress who apparently disa...
by bray2
Tue Oct 31, 2006 1:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racist football fans in Ohio?
Replies: 17
Views: 1734

Same thing happened here last week, every year the Blackshirts have a Blackout day, the fans grease up in black, you know, all things black.

Press jumped all over it, they declared it was racist.

You would have thought they were in blackface singing 'Mammy!'
by bray2
Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What's the Worst Thing You Eat?
Replies: 32
Views: 1589

Fried ham and pepper cheese sandwich. With mustard, fry that ham until black, pepper it till it tastes like beef jerky, fry it in fucking butter too. Put about an inch slab of Jalepeno pepperjack cheese on that mutha, then top with tomato's and lettuce. Really good on Rye. real rye, not that pussy r...
by bray2
Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Another Quality Dad
Replies: 7
Views: 459

So, is his kid going to get more playing time now?
by bray2
Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: [G]A very cool photo archive[G - sort of]
Replies: 37
Views: 1588

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Elizabeth Short was related to Darin on Bewitched??????????????? Awesome!!!!!!!!
by bray2
Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: XM Radio
Replies: 31
Views: 1061

I have xm, it's pretty good. I kind of dig the 70's genre channel. In fact the other day 'Pick up the pieces' by the average white band came on. I stripped to my underwear and danced around the house.
by bray2
Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Whatca doing Honey ?? Nothing... just fucking the dog..
Replies: 19
Views: 1718

That's going to be a tough one to explain to the guys at work I'd say.
by bray2
Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rep. Mark Foley has done a good job shifting the blame...
Replies: 28
Views: 2147

A priest touched my nipples 40 years ago, so now I have the hots for young boys and I drink alot.

Boo, hoo.

Sincerely,

Foley.
by bray2
Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best places to Pig out
Replies: 30
Views: 1215

There are lots of Cali's on this board, when I was stationed there, we used to go to a place called

La Perlita in Santa Ana.

Best fucking Mexican food on the planet.
by bray2
Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Farrah Fawcett - Ass Cancer
Replies: 29
Views: 1511

The Seer wrote:


And NOT like this:


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That's just wrong. The horrah, that pic will be with me all day. Thanks.
by bray2
Sat Oct 14, 2006 8:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys worried for nothing! UN Resolution
Replies: 8
Views: 664

You guys worried for nothing! UN Resolution

http://www.un.org/news/ Security Council imposes sanctions on DPR Korea after its claimed nuclear test 14 October 2006 – Following intensive negotiations triggered earlier this month when the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) claimed to have conducted a nuclear test, the United Nations Se...
by bray2
Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shhh...Kim Jong is sensitive too
Replies: 25
Views: 1050

mvscal, at the puter, wishing he would have been a Marine.

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by bray2
Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: fish on
Replies: 6
Views: 614

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Don't fuck wit me, whilst I'm gittin my learn on.
by bray2
Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shhh...Kim Jong is sensitive too
Replies: 25
Views: 1050

You guys are getting all worked up for nothing, as I stated in another thread, the UN is on it. It's being handled. Security Council President Kenzo Oshima DPR Korea: UN Security Council vote on resolution could come tomorrow 12 October – After intensive negotiations, the United Nations Security Cou...
by bray2
Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: North Korea Says they Tested a Nuke
Replies: 62
Views: 2171

Douglas County Attorney Stu Dornan has filed a Second-Degree Murder charge against 19-year-old Christopher Edwards. Prosecutors claim he killed Jessica O’Grady with a sword. Edwards was arrested last week. During a news conference Monday afternoon, Dornan said investigators believe that Ms. O’Grady ...