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by Goober McTuber
Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 416925

Re: Long Gone Posters

Bourbon's a fine habit. Never got much into Cognac.
by Goober McTuber
Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey Screwball
Replies: 3
Views: 1269

Re: Hey Screwball

Sorry, I don't have time to sort through 20 different forums looking for Screwball posts.
by Goober McTuber
Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 416925

Re: Long Gone Posters

Queerland wrote: Fri Nov 17, 2023 7:08 pm How was the rock you were hiding under Patrick?
I see that you are still fluent in gibberish.
by Goober McTuber
Fri Nov 17, 2023 6:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 416925

Re: Long Gone Posters

RACK Goobs! Stick around, Goober. Please. I'll stop in now and then. I'm retired after 20 years in I/T, but I have to go to work now at my ideal part-time retirement job. I work in a liquor store. Must not have been too good at I/T if that’s what you have to do to support your habit. After 20 years...
by Goober McTuber
Fri Nov 17, 2023 6:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey Screwball
Replies: 3
Views: 1269

Hey Screwball

Did you notice that Wisconsin's hockey team is #1? Which one, you ask? Both of them. Also, the volleyball team is a beast.

On the other hand, the football team is about to be relegated to the MAC.
by Goober McTuber
Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 416925

Re: Long Gone Posters

I ran that tard. Mr. LastWord met his match and he blew a gasket or something and quit, which is a whole clown car full of irony. The only thing you've ever been able to run is your purty mouth. RACK Goobs! Stick around, Goober. Please. I'll stop in now and then. I'm retired after 20 years in I/T, ...
by Goober McTuber
Mon Nov 06, 2023 8:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 416925

Re: Long Gone Posters

Kierland wrote: Thu Oct 19, 2023 2:05 pm
Softball Bat wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 10:34 pm Goober McTuber
I ran that tard. Mr. LastWord met his match and he blew a gasket or something and quit, which is a whole clown car full of irony.
The only thing you've ever been able to run is your purty mouth.
by Goober McTuber
Mon Nov 06, 2023 8:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 416925

Re: Long Gone Posters

Softball Bat wrote: Wed Oct 18, 2023 10:34 pm Goober McTuber
Present.
by Goober McTuber
Tue Jul 05, 2022 9:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4565
Views: 654992

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

This post is still going? RACK the fuck out of me.
by Goober McTuber
Tue Nov 10, 2020 3:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is this social distancing acceptable?
Replies: 76
Views: 21152

Re: Is this social distancing acceptable?

Papa Willie wrote: Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:54 am Christ. Nothing has changed with you.
First thing you've got right all day. I can still kick your fat ass with minimal effort.
by Goober McTuber
Tue Nov 10, 2020 3:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You can always tell...
Replies: 6
Views: 1491

You can always tell...

...when Melty McLardspray is getting his ass handed to him. He completely runs out of comebacks and just starts posting retarded photos everywhere. Dance some more, you fat puppet.

:bode: :bode: :bode: :bode: :bode:
by Goober McTuber
Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I’ll take six feet under for $2000
Replies: 12
Views: 3472

Re: I’ll take six feet under for $2000

Papa Willie wrote: Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:47 am Image
by Goober McTuber
Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is this social distancing acceptable?
Replies: 76
Views: 21152

Re: Is this social distancing acceptable?

Papa Willie wrote: Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:50 am
Goober McTuber wrote: Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:47 am Image
At least that guy has a job. What about you?
by Goober McTuber
Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden...who?
Replies: 134
Views: 22066

Re: Biden...who?

There ya go. Come back and take up for the midget. That's kind of like sucking your wife's dick, isn't it? There you go. Again. Projecting your own fantasy as reality while dabbing at your tears. And believing wishing that women had dicks. You can never leave here, fatso. Not as long as multiple po...
by Goober McTuber
Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 88 - it's time...
Replies: 43
Views: 5981

Re: 88 - it's time...

This sordid clambake was a shithole before CV, it'll be one after. It would be nice if we could somehow pump some fresh blood into it, but if not, I see no reason to believe it can't limp along for a while. Perhaps you should just file paperwork for a leave of absence. Pretty sure you can keep your...
by Goober McTuber
Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is this social distancing acceptable?
Replies: 76
Views: 21152

Re: Is this social distancing acceptable?

Why not? This forum has turned into the worst cumstain on the internet now. Hell - you even agreed with ME about that the last time you dropped by. Then, as now, you were part of the problem. Not part of the solution. I'm friends with all the good posters on FB or other social media platforms. All ...
by Goober McTuber
Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I’ll take six feet under for $2000
Replies: 12
Views: 3472

Re: I’ll take six feet under for $2000

Never watched it Of course not. You need an IQ above 50 to enjoy that show, I'm not an old, fuckless fag that can't do anything other than watch game shows. Hey, I'm not either. I can do lots of other cool stuff. Like drink beer. A local watering hole has Jeopardy on every day during happy hour. Al...
by Goober McTuber
Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 88 - it's time...
Replies: 43
Views: 5981

Re: 88 - it's time...

This sordid clambake was a shithole before CV, it'll be one after. It would be nice if we could somehow pump some fresh blood into it, but if not, I see no reason to believe it can't limp along for a while. Perhaps you should just file paperwork for a leave of absence. Pretty sure you can keep your...
by Goober McTuber
Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Quawan Charles
Replies: 38
Views: 6863

Re: Quawan Charles

Innocent Bystander wrote: Mon Nov 09, 2020 3:00 pm What would cause those injuries to a child?
Unfortunately, his skin color and an openly racist president.
by Goober McTuber
Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden...who?
Replies: 134
Views: 22066

Re: Biden...who?

Oh my - dick-high Yes, we already know what you like to smoke. There ya go. Come back and take up for the midget. That's kind of like sucking your wife's dick, isn't it? There you go. Again. Projecting your own fantasy as reality while dabbing at your tears. And believing wishing that women had dic...
by Goober McTuber
Tue Nov 10, 2020 2:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is this social distancing acceptable?
Replies: 76
Views: 21152

Re: Is this social distancing acceptable?

Why not? This forum has turned into the worst cumstain on the internet now. Hell - you even agreed with ME about that the last time you dropped by. Then, as now, you were part of the problem. Not part of the solution. I'm friends with all the good posters on FB or other social media platforms. All ...
by Goober McTuber
Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4565
Views: 654992

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Dump fired Sec. of Defense Mark Esper today. With 2 months left in his term, what is he planning to do with the military that he needs to fire the Sec. of Defense? ummm... He's planning on firing a lot of department heads and replacing them with cabbages. Just to make Biden's transition more diffic...
by Goober McTuber
Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Smackaholic, Melty, IB, Wolftard, Schmick...
Replies: 18
Views: 4561

Re: Smackaholic, Melty, IB, Schmick...

Screw_Michigan wrote: Tue Nov 10, 2020 12:43 am
Papa Willie wrote: Mon Nov 09, 2020 11:46 pm I'd be pretty fucking embarrassed if I were you.
Why? Because I don't own laundry appliances? I could buy and sell your entire family with the money I spend on laundry.
Might have a hard time finding a buyer, Screwy.
by Goober McTuber
Mon Nov 09, 2020 6:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden...who?
Replies: 134
Views: 22066

Re: Biden...who?

Papa Willie wrote: Sat Nov 07, 2020 9:52 pm Oh my - dick-high
Yes, we already know what you like to smoke.
by Goober McTuber
Mon Nov 09, 2020 6:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden...who?
Replies: 134
Views: 22066

Re: Biden...who?

smackaholic wrote: Sun Nov 08, 2020 12:17 am PW makes good points.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Goober McTuber
Mon Nov 09, 2020 6:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is this social distancing acceptable?
Replies: 76
Views: 21152

Re: Is this social distancing acceptable?

BSmack wrote: Sat Nov 07, 2020 10:40 pm I like social distancing. Most people should be kept at minimum of 6 ft.
I'd like virtual distancing. Melty, suckaholic, Stanley Q et. al. all posting exclusively at .net.
by Goober McTuber
Mon Nov 09, 2020 6:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I’ll take six feet under for $2000
Replies: 12
Views: 3472

Re: I’ll take six feet under for $2000

Papa Willie wrote: Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:41 pm Never watched it
Of course not. You need an IQ above 50 to enjoy that show,
by Goober McTuber
Mon Nov 09, 2020 6:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Smackaholic, Melty, IB, Wolftard, Schmick...
Replies: 18
Views: 4561

Re: Smackaholic, Melty, IB, Schmick...

Mikey wrote: Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:33 am Did you sign the petition?
For Lardspray signature = X. Assuming his caregiver is there to help.
by Goober McTuber
Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Our long national nightmare is almost over
Replies: 53
Views: 10575

Re: Our long national nightmare is almost over

smackaholic wrote: Sat Nov 07, 2020 12:19 pm Joe did jack shit.
I see some things never change. You are still a complete fucking moron. Joe presented a calm coherent campaign. Something totally beyond the capabilities of that fat orange lunatic.
by Goober McTuber
Sat Nov 07, 2020 7:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden's Version of "Deplorables"
Replies: 39
Views: 8694

Re: Biden's Version of "Deplorables"

Innocent Bystander wrote: Thu Nov 05, 2020 9:43 pm A woman's value isn't her brain.
Of course not. It's her paycheck.
by Goober McTuber
Sat Nov 07, 2020 7:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4565
Views: 654992

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

We had to start somewhere.
by Goober McTuber
Sat Nov 07, 2020 6:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: See a trend?
Replies: 15
Views: 2833

Re: See a trend?

Bill in Houston wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 4:24 pm Think about checking the first post in this thread, lardass.

WTF?

Do you have a take? Are you trying to say anything worth anyone's attention?

You are a complete waste. A waste of time, bandwidth, oxygen.
I see you're new here.
by Goober McTuber
Sat Nov 07, 2020 6:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4565
Views: 654992

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

This thread still occupies page 1? RACK me.
by Goober McTuber
Sat Nov 07, 2020 6:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Our long national nightmare is almost over
Replies: 53
Views: 10575

Our long national nightmare is almost over

Joe Biden rebuilt the Blue Wall. And he made Donald Fucking Trump pay for it.

Through. His. Fucking. Ass.

Stick a fork in him. He's Don.
by Goober McTuber
Sat Jun 20, 2020 9:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Welcome to Bag End
Replies: 8
Views: 2454

Re: Welcome to Bag End

He played Frodo on the radio. Some cum-drenched faggot played Frodo on T1B. Life failing to imitate art.
by Goober McTuber
Sat Jun 20, 2020 9:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TRUMP Will NEVER be President of the United States!
Replies: 24
Views: 4107

Re: TRUMP Will NEVER AGAIN be President of the United States!

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by Goober McTuber
Sat Jun 20, 2020 9:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This place
Replies: 22
Views: 5026

Re: This place

Hard to believe, but I have to RACK a Tard Spray post. Pickkkle and Eat A Penis are the poster children for what makes this board unreadable. 88bunkerbitch made a conscious decision earlier this year to favor Pikkle and Eat a Penis over long time credible posters such as ourselves. Pitiful. Absolut...
by Goober McTuber
Sat Jun 20, 2020 8:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TRUMP RALLY has One Million Requests!
Replies: 33
Views: 6343

Re: TRUMP RALLY has One Million Requests!

The Big Pickle wrote: Sat Jun 20, 2020 2:13 am
I drink only wine....and black semen.
If all one million show up, about 13,000 Trump voters will die. A step in the right direction. Are you going to the rally Stanley? Be sure to breathe deeply.
by Goober McTuber
Sat Jun 20, 2020 8:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This place
Replies: 22
Views: 5026

Re: This place

Papa Willie wrote: Tue Jun 16, 2020 3:54 pm Is now totally unreadable. I’ll maybe check back one of these days. The tard factor is just too fucking high right now.

SS was right.
Hard to believe, but I have to RACK a Tard Spray post. Pickkkle and Eat A Penis are the poster children for what makes this board unreadable.
by Goober McTuber
Sat Jun 20, 2020 8:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What plans were ruined due to Covid?
Replies: 55
Views: 11531

Re: What plans were ruined due to Covid?

EAP wrote: Sat Jun 20, 2020 8:12 pm
Goober McTuber wrote: Sat Jun 20, 2020 8:10 pm
What plans were ruined due to Covid?
President Chucklehead's re-election.
Another left wing low IQ cocksucker. This place has become infested with them.
Weak sauce. What was your previous nic that got thoroughly runned from this place by "left wing low IQ cocksuckers"?